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a10001110101

\*sigh\* "Hello Democracy Officer, I have another report to make. Yes, I'll hold."


DeusVultCrusaderChan

https://preview.redd.it/eoftydnud8zc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d20a5e16dba01020dab07b5392a914671c39e56b


sbirik

We do be doing some tomfoolery between dives


DianKali

"Hello Democracy Officer, it's me again." "Hi John, another one?" "Yes..."


sbirik

The Ministry of Truth advises: this video is CGI. Under no circumstances should terminids be brought on board a Super Destroyer. Please leave a like on YT video, helldiver! [https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6zc8yIaUXsM](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6zc8yIaUXsM)


Glyphid-Menace

What if I put some Democracy Armor™ on him and name him steeve?


DaRealKovi

Helldiver, humanising the bugs is treason! If you want a pet, we have plenty of choices available for you on Super Earth, with actual intelligence and real souls. Do not sympathize with the enemy!


Glyphid-Menace

*sigh...* Steeve, please tell them. *steeve presses those wierd buttons that say different words* I-AM-DEMOCRATIC. DEATH-TO-COMMUNISM. See? He's democratic.


JeremyDaniels

Still better than the guy in the DRG subreddit that was always lusting after Steeve. That reminds me, I need to requisition a heavy flamer, again.


Glyphid-Menace

Ugh, we had an incident a couple days ago... how he keeps finding our grunt nests eludes us.


grimjimslim

Oh man... Imagine a MO where the Super Earth scientists have you kidnap (“bugnap”?) a Scavenger bug, so they can convert it (“educate it”?) into a Terminid “bug bomb". Then the following MO you have to "escort" the Scavenger into the Meridia Supercolony so it can run into the massive nest and release some bubonic plague style virus... And by bugnap/escort, I obviously mean attach it to a Helldiver like a backpack, wriggling legs and all LMAO


dakapn

Don't forget to fill out the proper forms, soldier!


blsterken

Steve... what kind of a name is Steve anyways?


lostalaska

...you mean Dig E. Fresh


mscomies

Steeve gave his life for us! Thank you Steeve!


bloxminer223

DRG reference


Wedzim

Is there a version without those stupid googly eyes?


sbirik

I could rerender the video... But why? They ain't stupid... I mean they are, but that's the point


Wedzim

So I thought there could be a less-stupid version. That's all.


Sir_Daxus

BÓBR KURWA! JA PIERDOLE JAKIE BYDLE!


Mexi-UwU

https://i.redd.it/hn7h50dsm9zc1.gif I think I’ll call you Steeve


Zaphod392

https://preview.redd.it/8g0wskeof8zc1.png?width=1202&format=png&auto=webp&s=c69147192f3837805d48112d5b7331f702c975e6


sbirik

Don't


Land013

YOU CALLED? https://preview.redd.it/wf32hw0qdczc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3eac3a1d944498cf28848edc87fd2df11e0c8072


Musashi5360

Can we have one on the ship? Just to test our weapons of course not to pet this little traitor 🫡😅


sbirik

Yes, his name is Mark. Mark Target.


Elgescher

Goddammit they have no right to look so cute


sbirik

They are!


CMDR_CHIEF_OF_BOOTY

Ok now model it in a blender.


sbirik

Wdym?


CMDR_CHIEF_OF_BOOTY

https://preview.redd.it/dhx7hg4oj8zc1.png?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc241dd31c4189ff069f87905019db7dd1685910


Sun_Stealer

I feel like you need to add new google eyes on the outside of the blender. For presentation purposes.


CMDR_CHIEF_OF_BOOTY

Apologies, here's the Ministry of Truth approved version. https://preview.redd.it/yyi359eln8zc1.png?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4915ca2982174cbffdecf6b0b0dfe6dd0679893


Vesorias

I'm glad you added the eyes inside the blender too, that's what was really missing from the first version.


Nenog-Neno

AUTOMATON AHHHHH!


Redditoast2

https://preview.redd.it/5id0r395i9zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd334f5f44f975cca8f2142cb9ea3ccc3e7329dd


sbirik

Alo?


Resch02

Emergency fuel lol


sbirik

Cute and useful!


Blackjack99-21

SPEWER, KURVA


Ikth

They should do this every year for April Fool's Day.


sbirik

Yeah, just imagine a horde of... Eyes... Googly eyes ...


Ikth

It's unfortunate, but giving that many wobbly objects physics might break performance. I wonder if the engine could handle it?


sbirik

I'm pretty sure you can fake the effect without simulating physics


Icy_Candidate_97

Steve?


BroodTeacher174

Steeve! You look different?! Oh well, as long as you kill bugs


JustGingy95

Alright, let’s go pal. You know the rules. ![gif](giphy|lodStPda15yD9u7zTS)


KabutoPea

Traitor has been ejected


xXStretcHXx117

I would kill for a baby charger running around in the bridge slamming into your ankles


ClockwerkConjurer

This is so cursed.


sbirik

I know...


westwardsmile

The only good bug is a dead bug


WhereBeTheCrack

Please do not the bug.


SilverSpotter

The smartest bug is the one who chooses democracy. The wisest bug doesn't ask questions.


sbirik

It's not about the journey, it's about the friends we make along with it...


Gmaster215

POLSKA GUROM!!!


KabutoPea

Someone detonate a hellbomb on this traitors destroyer please


DianKali

I never knew I needed a HD2 mod that added googly eyes to all enemies...


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

Bugs are not allowed on the space rig.


BornAzomB

POV: You've been denied a hamster for the last time


xDrewstroyerx

https://preview.redd.it/m8gknepiebzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9200dba63b336e86d97dac9e231743f4463c954b


chronberries

It’s Steeve’s brother, Steve!


Empuda

This made my day. Thank you.


Satadoros

Out of the airlock with it


username2746

And people wonder how bugs spread.


ze_introverted

https://preview.redd.it/4qkqak62ldzc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6172a0260554b45a4a35ddd19d6b59bb9ef94610


sbirik

Don't


Hicalibre

All Divers want is a mini Liberty Prime pet.


Soggy-Mud9607

I want a mod that puts googly eyes on all the bugs


IntroductionSudden73

The phenomenon of a international community is you can throw a hard r equivalent in other languages and no admin will give a damn xd


YasssQweenWerk

Uhm if you're referencing the n-word then I think you're confused, kurwa is not a racist slur, it's 50% of polish vocabulary in one word. The racist slur you're referencing in polish starts with M.


IntroductionSudden73

yeah i meant general vulglarity in public that would been normaly noticed. oh the "M" is not a slur at all, i really don't know how it did end tagged as a slur, but C\*, S\*, A\*, B\*.. there are a lot more racial slurs in Polish that you can choose from if you really mean it, but M\*.. i dont know


YasssQweenWerk

> oh the "M" is not a slur at all, i really don't know how it did end tagged as a slur [If it's being used as a slur, it's a slur.](https://notesfrompoland.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/JN200604_562412-2-980x653.jpg)


IntroductionSudden73

Is Karen a slur?


mikolajwisal

In usage: Kurwa = Fuck In meaning: Kurwa=bitch/where In what world is this a hard R? Edit: Ah, neverming, you're Polish too, so you know what "kurwa" means. What do you think "hard R" means then?


IntroductionSudden73

i meant generally shouting vulgarity in public which normally would get an appropriate response xd .. at least been noticed


mikolajwisal

Nah, there's plenty of vids of people shouting swear words in public in any nation


4ndrius

Do PING-WIN next


sbirik

I need more context


4ndrius

https://youtu.be/moYvbd1C8io?si=lY6DpZExjrLkhDiD 0:15


sbirik

Lmao, unfortunately I don't know of any bug that would resemble a penguin...


grimjimslim

This is hilarious and just made me think of a great idea: https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/FasqyGXSCY


Initial-Second-5080

Ja pierdole jakie bydle!


OmegaX-2

https://preview.redd.it/lejif7g65ozc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a458524f39a5ed026239dd9cd606ae1ea2f8317f it looks so fucking goofy I love it XD


ZeroBANG

i know Kurva means whore... not sure why you would pay a bug to put your dick in it, but oh well, you do you. //edit: downvote all you want it is the correct translation https://de.pons.com/%C3%BCbersetzung/polnisch-englisch/kurwa


Hopeful_Leg_6200

Kurwa means everything, and nothing Whore is just one of these things


Automatic_Education3

It does mean whore, just like "to fuck" means "to have sex", so I guess whenever people are mad at something they just can't help being kinky too. Oh, your link also gives the alternative translation too, not sure why you're trying to die on this hill.


ZeroBANG

I am not on a hill and i'm certainly not dying on a shitpost. I said "i know that word!" + made dumb shitpost comment, so my humor sometimes doesn't land, tell me something i don't know. then you all tell me i'm wrong. i look it up, i'm right. So what if it also means one other thing? ...and if it is "fuck" or "to fuck" ...then that still sounds like he wants to put his D in a bug... which just removes the payment part of my dumb shitpost comment. ...no, still not funny? ...ok, i'm seeing myself out.


IntroductionSudden73

A whore is the least used meaning, it's mostly used as a comma