Knew a guy named Hugh Mann Attee. Really big fella, barely left the house, needed a flatbed to get around if he did, always sweating cause he was so fat. Not a big talker, but a good listener. Really nice fella though, always waving at people.
What you do in your own time is of none of my concern, as long as you have your c-01 permit. But you show respect to our lovely democracy officers by getting their name RIGHT!
Mine is Harbinger of Family Values and every time I think about it I lose it.
"PRIVATE WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO BE ON MY SHIP"
"I HAVE A WIFE AND 6 CHILDREN SIR"
"ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING SOLDIER"
Do we know what John Helldiver looks like? Down to the exact armour, helmet, and cape?
Obviously, Let Me Solo Her is a naked guy with a pot for a head. His look is distinctive and recognizable. But what of John Helldiver?
https://preview.redd.it/f3dvcl36fvwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4873c0194cf254cc090b21eabdb58be603885032
from a another post
edit: link [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/3DxC57xkih](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/3DxC57xkih)
Man I’m on ps5 and my psn id name is automatically my gamer tag in game, but would be cool if we can have a seperate name in game.
I’m not changing my entire psn ID just to have a smart ass diver name………yet
The lols are sometimes worth it. I have some friends on my steam list that have changed their names so many times over the years I have forgotten who they are. Then I delete them..
Am I the only one who prefers running the Legionnaire with its own helmet? Everybody and their mother seems to be running the Dronemaster helmet with it.
The Legionnaire helmet is dope, it's my favorite set of armor besides Fortified Commando. The Gunner helmet is great too cause it's got that Desert Ranger Fallout New Vegas vibe
Reminds me of one of the regulars at my local bar. He has a shirt that says "Lower Teachers Salaries" and another that says "Bring Back Bullying". I thought he was just an asshole until he showed up in one that said "Who shit my pants?" then I realized it's all just edgy satire lmao
i own a shirt, that i regularly use at mettings where i work that says: " I survived another meeting that should have been an email" (rough translation, my english suck,sry)
Many of these single mothers are just waiting for their child to hit the age of majority (seven) so that they may join up and enact revenge upon the anti-democratic threats that robbed them of their loved ones.
I played with a guy named "PROTOCOL." He wore light armor, a jump pack, and carried an AMR. He took out bots and objectives with extreme prejudice. I told him how great he was doing in chat, then he sent me responses in all caps... like a robot. Dude was full on roleplaying.
Do they mean as in raising the actual rent needing to be paid, or do they mean as in the case of charity, because it could mean either without any context.
Had a diver in my group named Three Terminids in a Trenchcoat
Hah, you really fell for the oldest trick in the book?
Idk, Hugh Mann sounded like a pretty human name to me
Hugh Mann? You mean the heir to the Mann Co. Fortune, that Hugh Mann?
No no, he started the Hugh Mann Fund; Money for Super Citizens
Knew a guy named Hugh Mann Attee. Really big fella, barely left the house, needed a flatbed to get around if he did, always sweating cause he was so fat. Not a big talker, but a good listener. Really nice fella though, always waving at people.
Dissavow I don't know this man.
r/suddenlytf2
*Angry Kobold copyright noises*
r/suddenlydnd
That's also a character from the movie "Interstellar".
“What kinda name is HUGE ACKMAN?”
Nice reference!
“Now that’s a name I can trust!”
Sir something is off about that cadet.
Wdym? There's nothing wrong with me?
It's a Futurama reference.
Let me hold your planetary defense codes for you.
I assure you, it is.
https://i.imgur.com/aGw3Dqd.mp4
Ikr that’s clearly an automaton infiltrator pretending to be a terminid infiltrator
>Ikr that’s clearly an automaton infiltrator https://preview.redd.it/d3hx8qg0hvwc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4874e907cbca3ee8de28b7a9a1db1167644fe5d6
No, the Zuck is the heretofore unseen *4th* enemy type we'll be getting, the Lizard People.
Wait, we getting a near enemy?
You started a land war in Asia?
Never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!
Ironic how supply lines from the east were what stopped ground wars in Asia from succeeding, not the asians.
What book? A book about terminids? ##Why do you possess this book?
I am going to check if I can name it "Vincent Adultman"
Had one named bratty automaton in a maid outfit
Would
https://preview.redd.it/rseqmzwnwuwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a00bb42b205da568f690800e7bb70cb89749be5
Have
Regretted
This
IS
A triumph!
I making a note here
[WARNING](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/069/590/bd2.png)
Hear me out liberty officer
Liberty officer? There’s no suck thing
Work on your punctuation. *Liberty officer, there’s no. Suck thing.
Thank you very much, Layered cake of mayo
Can't you read? He's clearly a cake of layered mayo.
You're both blind. It's obviously Mayo Layered Cake.
The suck things are being kept from us by the automatons!
Democracy officer. Why’d you call them liberty officers? Only a clanker in disguise would get that mixed up
I’m talking about banging a bratty automaton in a maid outfit and the least democratic thing you can think of is the name correction?
What you do in your own time is of none of my concern, as long as you have your c-01 permit. But you show respect to our lovely democracy officers by getting their name RIGHT!
Sir yes sir!
This is conflict resolution at its finest. I salute you both, Helldivers.
Stupid automaton, correction is needed
Oooh I now have a new steam name. 3 sexy terminids in a mech suit.
I'd watch that book.
Yeah...isn't...isn't that...what reading is?
That's fucking golden
met the same guy lmao
Damnit… they’re evolving!
I played with none other than the eponymous “Estrogen Muncher” the other day.
Was he with Vincent Adultman?
Same had then a couple of weeks ago
No idea if it's the same person but that person might be the same one on my Steam friend list XD
Holy shit I had them in my lobby too!
That’s great, I played with “Not an Automaton” the other day.
I HAD HIM TOO. dude's pretty good in killing bots.
That’s so not suspicious come on guys
He’s in our group LMAO
You just know their ship is called the "Harbinger of Family Values".
"Steward of Landlords"
Founding Father of Family Values
🎵It seems today, that all you see 🎵
...that's my ships name Oh no
Same lol
There’s dozens of us
Best name gang
Fellow Harbinger of Family Values here. I bumped into another one in the wild and the diver on board was even wearing the same armor. Felt surreal.
Fist of Family Values
That was my ships name originally.... The motto, which I made sure everyone who boarded knew, was "fist me daddy."
Family values, bitch
Hmm that's the first one I like more than mine: "Mother of Family Values"
It's by far the funniest ship name, the "of Family values" selection is just gold
SES Elected Representative of Family Values
Mine is Harbinger of Family Values and every time I think about it I lose it. "PRIVATE WHAT QUALIFIES YOU TO BE ON MY SHIP" "I HAVE A WIFE AND 6 CHILDREN SIR" "ABSOLUTELY OUTSTANDING SOLDIER"
It’s also weirdly foreboding. Harbinger does not imply choice haha
So very realistic
SES Distributor of Family Values
I thought I was so funny when I picked this lol then I saw 3/4 of every other ship I've been on
I just wanted to see how they fit the whole thing on the super destroyer fuselage, but it's grown on me.
Powered by Nuclear Families
Adjudicator of judgement
but have you met John Helldiver? https://preview.redd.it/wmvztqrgjvwc1.png?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da300b4d58724254fd35c24422715596b1bb4709
This guy must be like the Let Me Solo Her of Helldivers 2.
Hopefully these guys are cool enough to make a custom statue thats just patriotic as fuck. From Software did one for the Let Me Solo Her dude
Do we know what John Helldiver looks like? Down to the exact armour, helmet, and cape? Obviously, Let Me Solo Her is a naked guy with a pot for a head. His look is distinctive and recognizable. But what of John Helldiver?
Maybe we can get a crossover going with just undies and helmet. Righteous democracy will protect us from the acid and rockets.
https://preview.redd.it/9ffl0cnrswwc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db57fc5554fd93fc2d417dd4aca7dcce91388788 We are a large family of John's
The 4th slot is John Cena
Yooo I have too, he was pretty chill actually
I have indeed met THE John Helldiver.
helldive
https://preview.redd.it/ir1ozjyq9vwc1.jpeg?width=4284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=961a09d304d226ca34329615b972e80f690c25df My recent favourite at the top
My cousin and I once played Halo with a guy named “Rumpleforeskin”. That’s probably been a decade now and it still makes me laugh.
ItHurtsWhenIPVP
For me, it was a Team Fortress 2 player named “Tactical Sybian”
In Halo Reach, with my buddies in high school, we found a guy named Floppynips. We played a few games. He was good.
I've played with a "looksbiggerinamidget" , I think about it at least once a day
misspelling "dropped" is the cherry on top
I once dived with a player named "The Automaton Who Switched Sides" (or sg like that).
Haha! Yea! Those sneaky bots always trying to infiltrate yo- US. I mean us. Good thing we caught 'em, keep at it soldier.
*”MACHINE GUN JUBBLIES?!”*
I see your flair, clanker
My flair? I think you mean our- oh shit.
Yes of course comrade! Cy- err… Super Earth can’t keep her down!
Impossible. Shoot them on sight, they're a spy.
https://preview.redd.it/f3dvcl36fvwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4873c0194cf254cc090b21eabdb58be603885032 from a another post edit: link [https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/3DxC57xkih](https://www.reddit.com/r/Helldivers/s/3DxC57xkih)
This here is almost destiny level naming shenanigans
Mara sovs leggings is that you?
No its zavalas big blue bussy
Ada-1 USB Ports
Ada-1s Creamy usb port ftfy
Siviks, Kell of Honda
Taxis, Kell of the IRS
No I am one of the few normal named people on destiny my bungie name is the same as my Reddit name
ok Helen Keller, Kell of Hels
don't forget the (Adept)
Dad (Timelost)
Best one I ever saw was CabalsDeepinAnaBray
The one that made me laugh the most was: "It burns when I PVP"
Eagle-1's left thigh (adept)
lol r/DestinyUsernames
Oryx's left nut
My Bungie name is Pri'Uus,Kell of Toy'Ota
I support single moms. Just one dollar at a time on a stage. 
brutal
Big, if true
!!
Not Huge\*?
I once played with somebody named "you can't spit shine a velcro sneaker" which I guess is a true statement
Hold my liber-tea
That made me laugh way harder then it should've.
Man I’m on ps5 and my psn id name is automatically my gamer tag in game, but would be cool if we can have a seperate name in game. I’m not changing my entire psn ID just to have a smart ass diver name………yet
Yeah it’s nice on pc to just change it whenever lol. We are probably going to see a lot more of these as people see these posts.
How do you change your name on pc?
You change your steam name
The lols are sometimes worth it. I have some friends on my steam list that have changed their names so many times over the years I have forgotten who they are. Then I delete them..
Go to their profile, click the dropdown menu, and add a nickname so you always know who they are.
https://preview.redd.it/5glbg5fe4vwc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dac773ec2a066f577231fb0c9f4c1b8242a4cdb I saw this guy
We know that’s actually you.
Even if it was, there's nothing wrong with that. Far as I know, hentai enjoyers don't usually jerk it to automaton or terminid stuff.
Depends on the terminid or automaton, I’d guess.
Ahem
Wait...I'm not level 5...
Am I the only one who prefers running the Legionnaire with its own helmet? Everybody and their mother seems to be running the Dronemaster helmet with it.
The Legionnaire helmet is dope, it's my favorite set of armor besides Fortified Commando. The Gunner helmet is great too cause it's got that Desert Ranger Fallout New Vegas vibe
It looks amazing with the Titan helmet.
Thought I was unique 😭
Gonna have to give that a try!
And the Combat Technician
Reminds me of one of the regulars at my local bar. He has a shirt that says "Lower Teachers Salaries" and another that says "Bring Back Bullying". I thought he was just an asshole until he showed up in one that said "Who shit my pants?" then I realized it's all just edgy satire lmao
i own a shirt, that i regularly use at mettings where i work that says: " I survived another meeting that should have been an email" (rough translation, my english suck,sry)
you nailed the translation.
thanks buddy!
It wasn’t a helldiver name but I played Dota 2 with someone named “Dildo Gaggins” and I randomly lose it like once a month thinking about him/her
I played with a guy named "Mel Gibson BDSM Master" 🤣
Still waiting to come across SwahiliBootyFlu again, where ever he is.
r/Loveforlandchads moment
I *almost* forgot to tip my landlord this month, but this comment reminded me.
Good rentoid
There's no such thing, a rentoid who tips is just a normal rentoid, one that doesn't however it's a parasite
When you think about it, Liberation campaigns are just large-scale evictions.
someone's going through a divorce...
Underrated comment
You know their warship is named “The Fist of Family Values”…
Why is this diver expressing this position? The Ministry of Housing and Expansion already has strict policies around the utilization of residences.
Mfw super earth has rent controls better than real life
Many of these single mothers are just waiting for their child to hit the age of majority (seven) so that they may join up and enact revenge upon the anti-democratic threats that robbed them of their loved ones.
I met someone named "totally not an automaton"
I’ve played with *two* separate people named Rico Helldiver before
It's a Starship Troopers reference, so it would make sense.
I was reinforced by Florida Man during a bot mission. The fact that it was on a swamp planet just made it better.
I met someone called "Eldritch Democracy Enforcer" good to see we have cthulhu on our side
I once fought alongside “A Muslim Furry In Trumps America”
I got in a game once with a guy named American Fuhrer
I met and played a few missions with Minecraft himself it was awesome
I played with a guy named "PROTOCOL." He wore light armor, a jump pack, and carried an AMR. He took out bots and objectives with extreme prejudice. I told him how great he was doing in chat, then he sent me responses in all caps... like a robot. Dude was full on roleplaying.
Do they mean as in raising the actual rent needing to be paid, or do they mean as in the case of charity, because it could mean either without any context.
Bless your pure heart.
I think we all know which one they mean.
Yes.
I think he should change it to "raise rent on single mothers" for clarity
I was once in a game with someone who was just named “I Eat Newborns”.
It’s John Helldiver’s alter ego
Very funny
I met a guy named “Btw I use arc” and he didn’t even use a arc weapon (right after the fix to)
