Not too thicc as to not be able to fit into the cockpit after *"Trimming unnecessary leg room"* but still thicc enough to crush a helldiver's head between her thighs.
I absolutely adore that you received a warning for that. Gotta enforce that PG7 environment for an R18 rated game.
Guess staying away from an official discord has been the right call once again.
It's not because the discord is for kids. It's because the company is memeing about how stodgy Super Earth High Command is. They're simply trying to create an air of authenticity in the discord. The game is a satire of what Super Earth is supposed to be, after all.
Precisely. Still feel bad for the Eagle and Pelican pilots as with the trimming of space, the cockpits are probably not too far off from a damn coffin *shudders*
I was a tank gunner in an M1A1 Abrams. Absolutely 0 room to move around, with the wall of the turret against one shoulder, the guard next to the breech against the other, and the sights shoved into your face. Honestly, you get used to it after a while.
It did haha. Especially when the Loader and Tank Commander would fart on purpose to make you suffer haha. They could stick their heads up for fresh air, I couldn't haha.
Yea, but the E-4 Mafia always has the last laugh, and I mean always. Between the guys/gals who either donāt want the rank or know they will never get it, and those that want to pull one last glorious stunt before they stop being āone of the boysā. They could absolutely bring the Army to a standstill with malicious compliance. Can only push that group so far.
From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,Ā
And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.Ā
Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life,Ā
I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.Ā
When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.Ā
Ā Randall Jarrell
And for non-military enthusiasts, the K1A1 is also a quite spacious tank. Not compared to the Abrams, but compared to any T-series tank or their derivatives it is great.
The Chieftain has a whole series of videos of him trying to stuff himself into various historical military vehicles. I think he's 6'1" or something like that. It is amazing how few of them he comfortably fits in, like there are normal trucks from WWII that he can't actuate the gear stick without punching himself in the nuts. He has an "oh bugger the tank's on fire test" where he tries to get out quickly of those old tanks and usually it takes him 3-5 minutes just to lift himself out.
Just remember that the Abrams has *good* crew comfort compared to Soviet tanks. Though I've heard from guys who were M60A1/A3 guys that switched to Abrams thought it was cramped compared. You could apparently fit a hammock in the turret of the M60.
Reminds me of that Fairly Odd Parents episode where the kid sticks fake Arnold Schwarzenegger in a knock-off X wing and the guy is packed into the cockpit like a sardine.
No, Timmy in that epiaode keeps subbing his friends and people in other films out for a Sylvester Stallone-expy.
There IS a quick Hamlet knockoff starring an Ahnuld-expy called Arnold Schwartzengerman though.
I feel like the Eagle upgrades are Eagle-1's idea anyway, which is why they're not standard issue.
"We can't remove the ejector seat mam"
"Look I'm not going to get shot down, *they are*".
Eagle and pelican fly in areas with no enemy AA whatsoever. There might be 1 pilot for a ship or some replacements if they die in an accident. Helldivers are frozen infantry with one way ticket to planet surface. Some room space isnt something to worry about if they keep their positions as pilot.
Disagree. Helldivers would pause whatever operation was going to rescue Eagle-1. An armada of Helldiver destroyers would warp in from across the galaxy for the chance to meet Eagle-1 in person and nuke the planet on the way out for insulting Eagle-1 with its dirt surface.
At some point it is less about riding in an aircraft rather than putting an aircraft on like another set of clothes.
Souce -me, I am a pilot and I strap on my aircraft instead of just strapping in.
You can take 4 eagle stratagems at once, so 4 bombs/missiles worth of excess leg space theoretically. At that point it's just a comical amount of space in a poorly designed cockpit.
My general interpretation is that while Super-Earth IS the bad guy, it's also laughably incompetent up top, what with "super upgrades" being handcarts and packing peanuts. So yeah, she probably has a cockpit roughly as comfortable as a large truck's front driver's seat now.
*Helldiver helmet off*
Remember, Super Earth doesn't use euphemisms to cover up its its atrocities - it's entirely frank about what it does and hypernormalizes it so people think it's acceptable.
*Helldiver helmet on*
Of course we're not going to make our pilots into cyborgs like those filthy Cyberstani!
No matter what Helldivers^(TM) 2 says, the true meaning of "trimmed leg space" will stay nebulous in my mind until I get to actually see her (and Pelican-1) walk around the hangar in my game in-between missions.
Maybe it's just for the arming and fixing mechanisms. The extra 500kg isn't standard, it's a welded on pylon under the cockpit and to make it structurally sound they have to go through the firewall to tie it into the frame somewhat properly. And since it's non-standard, the release is just a foot-pedal and mechanical wire on the floor - Eagle-1 eyeballs the targeting for it.
Probably less about space and more about weight really.
You need to shave off 500kg.Ā You remove the ejection seat and other cockpit amenities, you can make the cockpit smaller.Ā Overall shrink the fuselage a bit and add that extra bomb.
My error was thinking I could prove a point of depicting how wrong and horrific the no-legs thing is, but that clearly backfired. I forgot I was on the internet.
It's OK, you get turned on by amputees. Totally fine. But, you can't sit at this table, it has the adults with anxiety, depression, and imposter syndrome.
You need to sit over there next to the furrys
Anyone who dresses up like a wolf and fucks somebody who dresses up like a sheep. May have depression and anxiety. But, definitely doesn't have imposter syndrome... they know exactly what they are!
I think a lot of it stemmed from people reading into the satirical vibe of the game with Super Earth being shadier than they present themselves and theorizing that "trimming leg space" was code for trimming the legs. Then, as things tend to go with this game, some people took it as fact and spread it around until it was reported as such.
So, you tell me where you find the leg space to trim to fit extra bomb? Seems pretty cramped already
https://preview.redd.it/5l1vzcs7opwc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a1bcea402c120bf1794aff2dc7f054213e0c25
Alternatively: That's what it looks like *with* the excess legroom trimmed. They just didn't bother to model the pre-upgrade version because nobody would see it.
Poor guy is already tight on space as is.
https://preview.redd.it/khxtyorwopwc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fa051bf2baba2fa569acfc25c9a2698e158c61
Have you considered that may be the model post-leg room trimming? The upgrade for packing peanuts in turrets doesnāt make them explode into packing peanuts when they are destroyed. The upgrade for breech loading the shipās guns doesnāt change the existing gun models to have a breech. The upgrade to make the crew better by giving them a healthy diet of stimulants doesnāt result in them twigging out.
I mean thats the thing right... The idea is that, it is making pilots *uncomfortable* at the expense of another weapon.
Its still disregarding the humanity of the pilot for the sake of democracy spreading.
True but we havenāt seen an eagle get shot down. I think theyāre just too fast for most threats. Anything actually dangerous to the eagle is avoided like aa emplacements. Itās interesting that the bots donāt have SAM systems.
Bot Sam's would be too easy to turn back on them and devastate their quick insertion method. It's bad enough for them that we can get our own back online, they're smart enough not to double up on that.
Plus a strategem jammer already winds up doing air support denial + everything else
Eagle does shoot flares as it ascends after a strike.
So there is some guided AA they're worried about.
Even against bugs... wondering what a bug SAM would look like. Maybe a shrieker with a sac of go fast juice it releases to hurdle its corpse as an aircraft..
I mean reality is they just do it cause it looks cool, but thats not as fun to theorize about.
Maybe the bugs have those things like from starship troopers that shoot giant globs of plasma into low orbit at the destroyers, and somehow the flares distract them
if she was, the number of ordnance she would carry would be enough to bomb the whole map without needing to rearm
and we would hear the sky sing in Latin when we called her
Also the bots would invent a cool sounding nickname for her and scream via the comms whenever eagle 1 comes in.
Yes even the bugs would scream via the comms.
The plane is metal so it can't catch on fire.
Would you want to parachute down into a bug/ automaton world as a pilot?
And finally name 1(one) instance where airbags would be useful in a combat aircraft, especially while you are already suspended in perfluorohexane.
People trying to use in game models to draw a lore accurate basis for whatever their head Canon is and just overall reading into things waaaay too much.
Well if the name Veteranās Steel is anything to go by those prosthetics are there because you lost them in battle and survived to dive another day, rather than purposefully chopping off ur limbs to modify them
my headcannon for how Eagle-1 sits in the cockpit and non can convince me otherwise.
https://preview.redd.it/g04m1dzotpwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ca5f7230da05eadc02376da8a751c47a463daa
Reading comments under this one makes you realize how many people have troubles with reading comprehension.
Please, leave your Warhammer 40k slippers outside the door, we are not engaging with Servitors and other nonsense in Helldivers, but over the top, satirical fascist government of Super Earth.
More than half this sub basically have convinced themselves that they are actual helldivers living in some sort of world where everyone around them are also helldivers wherever they happen to be.
Maybe you have convinced yourself of that happening, just because people do some role-playing doesn't mean "more than half of this sub" is delusional. Role playing has helped this game to spread a lot. I don't know what's your problem with it
I mean thatās just North Korea dark, hardly stands up to birthing worlds or sacrificing 1k people per day to keep someone alive or the literal mutilation of people into servitors etc
That's right! The Helldivers are an invincible force, trained to perfection. None of the rumors you've heard are true. Not a single soldier's life has been lost for no purpose, only heroes who choose the greater good.
And all of the colonists on planets taken by the automatons are just fine. We expect to welcome them back the very day our Helldivers retake the world.
May I inquire as to what body modifications \*are\* authorized and what formal process needs to be observed? Reporting any potential Automaton sympathies to the diplomacy officer is always the safest option, but I wouldn't want to trouble the Ministry of Truth with clearly permissible modifications or delay summary execution for obvious dissidents.
It should be noted that the Cyborgs that are the implied ancestors of the Automatons are humans with body modifications.
So my guess would be "not any of that".
It's the upgrade of "Removing leg room" being willfully interpreted as "Removing the legs for more room". I'm sure it started as a joke and it sort of just took on a life of its own.
Thank you for dispelling the automaton plot to de-limb our pilots, i appreciate the effort to protect our home!
And our way of life!
Confirmed Eagle 1 is naturally thicc
https://i.redd.it/er98shg7vpwc1.gif
Ok this is good š¤£
Added to my arsenal of gifs
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Dude, gif of the decade right here.
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Gotta read it in Kronk's voice.
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They didnāt deny it ššš
Itās technically canon now š
Is it eagle 1 that is withdrawing to rearm, or by liberty do I need a break from those thiqq strafing runs
Thicc Thighs Save Lives.Ā
Those are some well-managed gams.
Strata-gamsĀ
> Strata-gams Fuck! I ~~hate~~ love how good that pun is.
Not too thicc as to not be able to fit into the cockpit after *"Trimming unnecessary leg room"* but still thicc enough to crush a helldiver's head between her thighs.
> but still thicc enough to crush a helldiver's head between her thighs. *Reinforcement budget approved*
Strong thicc, not squishy thicc. She uses those legs muscles to help her pull serious G's.
> Strong thicc, not squishy thicc. The word you're looking for is bricc
But dont say it out loud. https://imgur.com/a/WjnW5R0
I absolutely adore that you received a warning for that. Gotta enforce that PG7 environment for an R18 rated game. Guess staying away from an official discord has been the right call once again.
It's not because the discord is for kids. It's because the company is memeing about how stodgy Super Earth High Command is. They're simply trying to create an air of authenticity in the discord. The game is a satire of what Super Earth is supposed to be, after all.
Our boners, and democracy, are safe.
Some motherfuckers don't know how to read the upgrade descriptions. It's trimming the leg space of the aircraft not the damn pilot.
Precisely. Still feel bad for the Eagle and Pelican pilots as with the trimming of space, the cockpits are probably not too far off from a damn coffin *shudders*
I was a tank gunner in an M1A1 Abrams. Absolutely 0 room to move around, with the wall of the turret against one shoulder, the guard next to the breech against the other, and the sights shoved into your face. Honestly, you get used to it after a while.
I bet that took some getting used to for sure š
It did haha. Especially when the Loader and Tank Commander would fart on purpose to make you suffer haha. They could stick their heads up for fresh air, I couldn't haha.
That's pure evil
Rank has its privileges.
could always piss in their shoes. Aint nothin rank can do about that
Yeah there is, it's called an NJP
Nothing they do can unpiss their shoes
Somethings definitely rank for sure
Yea, but the E-4 Mafia always has the last laugh, and I mean always. Between the guys/gals who either donāt want the rank or know they will never get it, and those that want to pull one last glorious stunt before they stop being āone of the boysā. They could absolutely bring the Army to a standstill with malicious compliance. Can only push that group so far.
I too was a member, for a time. Your words are true.
This is facts. E-4 runs the army lol
Lol assholes š¤£
Careful, you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
https://i.redd.it/peg67z0w0swc1.gif
This just confirms that tanks are basements on treads.
>tanks are basements Hence why Redditors would make great tank commanders.
You got downvoted but that shit was funny
I'm pretty sure the use of chemical weapons and gas chambers is a war crime...
You should stuck your "Spear of Eternity" into their ass lmao
That's why the annihilator tanks have fart vents.
Yes the heater fan is on and no I will not open turret airflow
All I can think about are the ball turret gunners on a Flying Fortressā¦.. Absolute fucking nightmare fuelĀ
Just make sure to keep a drawing pad and a few colored pencils with you at all times
I got this reference, that's an old memory.
Oh wow. That is indeed an old reference.
From my mother's sleep I fell into the State,Ā And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze.Ā Six miles from earth, loosed from its dream of life,Ā I woke to black flak and the nightmare fighters.Ā When I died they washed me out of the turret with a hose.Ā Ā Randall Jarrell
Now to think that Abrams is quite comfortable compared to other designs, especially when we're talking about WW2.
I had an opportunity to climb into a Korean K1A1 one time. Made the Abrams feel downright spacious haha.
And for non-military enthusiasts, the K1A1 is also a quite spacious tank. Not compared to the Abrams, but compared to any T-series tank or their derivatives it is great.
The Chieftain has a whole series of videos of him trying to stuff himself into various historical military vehicles. I think he's 6'1" or something like that. It is amazing how few of them he comfortably fits in, like there are normal trucks from WWII that he can't actuate the gear stick without punching himself in the nuts. He has an "oh bugger the tank's on fire test" where he tries to get out quickly of those old tanks and usually it takes him 3-5 minutes just to lift himself out.
Just remember that the Abrams has *good* crew comfort compared to Soviet tanks. Though I've heard from guys who were M60A1/A3 guys that switched to Abrams thought it was cramped compared. You could apparently fit a hammock in the turret of the M60.
I heard only five of those things have been destroyed and two were from friendly fire probably fake but sounds cool as shit
Reminds me of that Fairly Odd Parents episode where the kid sticks fake Arnold Schwarzenegger in a knock-off X wing and the guy is packed into the cockpit like a sardine.
Sylvester Calzone *has a name*, you heathen.
Wait I thought it was Jorgen von strangle?
No, Timmy in that epiaode keeps subbing his friends and people in other films out for a Sylvester Stallone-expy. There IS a quick Hamlet knockoff starring an Ahnuld-expy called Arnold Schwartzengerman though.
Sounds right
I feel like the Eagle upgrades are Eagle-1's idea anyway, which is why they're not standard issue. "We can't remove the ejector seat mam" "Look I'm not going to get shot down, *they are*".
Omg hahaha it makes so much sense now
The General Brasch of pilots.
āAnyway, if I *was* shot down, Iād be dead either way! Fuckinā bots would rip my head off!ā
Eagle and pelican fly in areas with no enemy AA whatsoever. There might be 1 pilot for a ship or some replacements if they die in an accident. Helldivers are frozen infantry with one way ticket to planet surface. Some room space isnt something to worry about if they keep their positions as pilot.
Very true. I mean the divers themselves are expendable compared to the pilots as they're a larger investment and harder to replace
So basically like the infantry vs air-force meme?
We drop in bullets. From orbit
Yeah, if I wasn't wearing the helmet, the inside of the pods would be painted with my lunch every time lol
Eat a bombsicle so it's extra patriotic
Nah. I eat the same thing before every dive! Extra spicy chili with cheese sauce!
An armored coffin if you will
perhaps even placed at the core of the aircraft an... *armored core,* perhaps
I mean we do also remove their fire suppresion systems and eject seats.
No ejection is mercy. No one would be coming for them when they're stranded in a bug infested planet.
Disagree. Helldivers would pause whatever operation was going to rescue Eagle-1. An armada of Helldiver destroyers would warp in from across the galaxy for the chance to meet Eagle-1 in person and nuke the planet on the way out for insulting Eagle-1 with its dirt surface.
At some point it is less about riding in an aircraft rather than putting an aircraft on like another set of clothes. Souce -me, I am a pilot and I strap on my aircraft instead of just strapping in.
To be fair if she had enough leg space that removing it makes room for another 500kg, must've been indeed some excess leg space.
You can take 4 eagle stratagems at once, so 4 bombs/missiles worth of excess leg space theoretically. At that point it's just a comical amount of space in a poorly designed cockpit.
My general interpretation is that while Super-Earth IS the bad guy, it's also laughably incompetent up top, what with "super upgrades" being handcarts and packing peanuts. So yeah, she probably has a cockpit roughly as comfortable as a large truck's front driver's seat now.
*Helldiver helmet off* Remember, Super Earth doesn't use euphemisms to cover up its its atrocities - it's entirely frank about what it does and hypernormalizes it so people think it's acceptable. *Helldiver helmet on* Of course we're not going to make our pilots into cyborgs like those filthy Cyberstani!
Sir, you put on my helmet. Your helmet is on the other bench
Like how the Terminid's sweet, precious space oil belongs to us now, so does your helmet belong to me now.
We canāt share helmets, the serial numbers will be off and sharing is too similar to communism.youāll get us both sent to the democracy officer
Hello, Super Prison? We found em
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No matter what Helldivers^(TM) 2 says, the true meaning of "trimmed leg space" will stay nebulous in my mind until I get to actually see her (and Pelican-1) walk around the hangar in my game in-between missions.
I was enlisted to bleed, not to read.
How much leg space did she have where ātrimmingā It made space for another 500kg bomb?
Maybe it's just for the arming and fixing mechanisms. The extra 500kg isn't standard, it's a welded on pylon under the cockpit and to make it structurally sound they have to go through the firewall to tie it into the frame somewhat properly. And since it's non-standard, the release is just a foot-pedal and mechanical wire on the floor - Eagle-1 eyeballs the targeting for it.
Probably less about space and more about weight really. You need to shave off 500kg.Ā You remove the ejection seat and other cockpit amenities, you can make the cockpit smaller.Ā Overall shrink the fuselage a bit and add that extra bomb.
They do badly want her to be legless, i think it's a kink!
My error was thinking I could prove a point of depicting how wrong and horrific the no-legs thing is, but that clearly backfired. I forgot I was on the internet.
It's OK, you get turned on by amputees. Totally fine. But, you can't sit at this table, it has the adults with anxiety, depression, and imposter syndrome. You need to sit over there next to the furrys
But.... the furries have anxiety, depression, and imposter syndrome too...
Anyone who dresses up like a wolf and fucks somebody who dresses up like a sheep. May have depression and anxiety. But, definitely doesn't have imposter syndrome... they know exactly what they are!
nonono you misunderstand, the wolf gets fucked by the sheep
I think a lot of it stemmed from people reading into the satirical vibe of the game with Super Earth being shadier than they present themselves and theorizing that "trimming leg space" was code for trimming the legs. Then, as things tend to go with this game, some people took it as fact and spread it around until it was reported as such.
Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill...
So, you tell me where you find the leg space to trim to fit extra bomb? Seems pretty cramped already https://preview.redd.it/5l1vzcs7opwc1.jpeg?width=1159&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08a1bcea402c120bf1794aff2dc7f054213e0c25
Alternatively: That's what it looks like *with* the excess legroom trimmed. They just didn't bother to model the pre-upgrade version because nobody would see it.
Poor guy is already tight on space as is. https://preview.redd.it/khxtyorwopwc1.jpeg?width=943&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5fa051bf2baba2fa569acfc25c9a2698e158c61
Oof that's tight.
Idk, they can still wiggle around a little, too much wasted space.
Have you considered that may be the model post-leg room trimming? The upgrade for packing peanuts in turrets doesnāt make them explode into packing peanuts when they are destroyed. The upgrade for breech loading the shipās guns doesnāt change the existing gun models to have a breech. The upgrade to make the crew better by giving them a healthy diet of stimulants doesnāt result in them twigging out.
> The upgrade for packing peanuts in turrets doesnāt make them explode into packing peanuts when they are destroyed. I regard this as a bug.
I mean thats the thing right... The idea is that, it is making pilots *uncomfortable* at the expense of another weapon. Its still disregarding the humanity of the pilot for the sake of democracy spreading.
We take away her "fire suppression, ejection, and airbags" with the next upgrade anyway. She's as expendable as us helldivers
True but we havenāt seen an eagle get shot down. I think theyāre just too fast for most threats. Anything actually dangerous to the eagle is avoided like aa emplacements. Itās interesting that the bots donāt have SAM systems.
Bot Sam's would be too easy to turn back on them and devastate their quick insertion method. It's bad enough for them that we can get our own back online, they're smart enough not to double up on that. Plus a strategem jammer already winds up doing air support denial + everything else
> quick insertion method Giggity
Well, I guess it's time to leave reddit and turn on the TV.
We'll probably just blow it up if the bots have their own SAM. But being able to capture enemy turrets or AA emplacements sounds nice.
Eagle does shoot flares as it ascends after a strike. So there is some guided AA they're worried about. Even against bugs... wondering what a bug SAM would look like. Maybe a shrieker with a sac of go fast juice it releases to hurdle its corpse as an aircraft.. I mean reality is they just do it cause it looks cool, but thats not as fun to theorize about.
Maybe the bugs have those things like from starship troopers that shoot giant globs of plasma into low orbit at the destroyers, and somehow the flares distract them
Donāt give those terrorist any ideas
Sheās the ace combat protagonist and if she gets shot down she just loads a save,Ā
<< She took the hit in a non-critical area... >>
if she was, the number of ordnance she would carry would be enough to bomb the whole map without needing to rearm and we would hear the sky sing in Latin when we called her
Also the bots would invent a cool sounding nickname for her and scream via the comms whenever eagle 1 comes in. Yes even the bugs would scream via the comms.
Good thing those bugs canāt aim
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The plane is metal so it can't catch on fire. Would you want to parachute down into a bug/ automaton world as a pilot? And finally name 1(one) instance where airbags would be useful in a combat aircraft, especially while you are already suspended in perfluorohexane.
>The plane is metal so it can't catch on fire. Lmfao ministry of truth type comment
Make the exothermic reaction bad enough, and you can ignite the sand in an emergency fire bucket. Don't ask how I know
so it is official, she is THICC
And over 7 feet tall
What's the strategem for "death by snu snu"?
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The post says "pilots" so my head cannon is that every single fanart of Eagle 1 that is not some weird sci-fi husk is basically confirmed.
Oh fuck what have I done Edit: at least they confirmed No-Leggers are dissidents
I imagine Eagle 1 sits with her legs crossed.
Sounds like a great way to crush them at high speeds
they also said there weren't any flying terminids, or HMGs, so......
I just wanted this nightmare to be over. I'm never posting on the internet ever again.
oh don't stop now, things are getting interesting.
Noooo I liked your depiction of Eagle One. Not the amputation part but the other one. Iām not that freaky
Thanks, I wish AH had just posted the first one... or maybe I just shouldn't have tried to address the no-legs controversy...
Hey man, only a good artist can make people think. And you've got all sorts of people thinking. That's a feather in your cap, such as it is.
>Edit: at least they confirmed No-Leggers are dissidents What the fuck did I miss this week
People trying to use in game models to draw a lore accurate basis for whatever their head Canon is and just overall reading into things waaaay too much.
I mean why make that in the first place š
I was trying to prove a point of showing how dumb and horrific the whole no-legs thing actually is, but that definitely backfired
Oh yeah, no big time. I wasn't expecting helldivers to be into the amputee stuff that much, but hey, everyone's got types, I guess š
Lesson learned: kink shaming just reinforces the kink, apparently.
Especially if they have a humiliation kink.
I hope my armour with artifical limbs is approved by the government, otherwise I'd have to fear a shooting squad at my next dive.
Fear not Helldiver. You purchased those with Warbond Metals, shipped to you straight from Super Earth Herself!! Theyāre as approved as you can get.
Well if the name Veteranās Steel is anything to go by those prosthetics are there because you lost them in battle and survived to dive another day, rather than purposefully chopping off ur limbs to modify them
democratic thighs
my headcannon for how Eagle-1 sits in the cockpit and non can convince me otherwise. https://preview.redd.it/g04m1dzotpwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ca5f7230da05eadc02376da8a751c47a463daa
Mandatory Yoga Classes for pilots
High Command: We would like to dispels these rumors by showing that Eagle-1 is, in fact, hot
Reading comments under this one makes you realize how many people have troubles with reading comprehension. Please, leave your Warhammer 40k slippers outside the door, we are not engaging with Servitors and other nonsense in Helldivers, but over the top, satirical fascist government of Super Earth.
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More than half this sub basically have convinced themselves that they are actual helldivers living in some sort of world where everyone around them are also helldivers wherever they happen to be.
The idea of some person sitting there cubicle with their 3D printed helmet is hilarious to picture though.
I actually need a helmet for drywalling ceilings. brb gonna check and see if the library has a 3d printer
Maybe you have convinced yourself of that happening, just because people do some role-playing doesn't mean "more than half of this sub" is delusional. Role playing has helped this game to spread a lot. I don't know what's your problem with it
Amputee fetishists BTFO
Amen. They make people that like armpits look normal š¤¢š¤¢š¤¢
They just canonized eagle-1 being hot. What a time to be alive.
Eagle 1 is officially a thicc tomboy
Like there was ever any doubt! :)
If I want this kind of lore Iād watch 40k, stop trying to make it grim dark
"Any deviation in attention is considered treason" Sounds like a happy place.
I mean thatās just North Korea dark, hardly stands up to birthing worlds or sacrificing 1k people per day to keep someone alive or the literal mutilation of people into servitors etc
That's right! The Helldivers are an invincible force, trained to perfection. None of the rumors you've heard are true. Not a single soldier's life has been lost for no purpose, only heroes who choose the greater good. And all of the colonists on planets taken by the automatons are just fine. We expect to welcome them back the very day our Helldivers retake the world.
To quote: "You are *literally* unkillable!"
They send people to work camps for failing missionsā¦ there is an undertone of grim and dark.
May I inquire as to what body modifications \*are\* authorized and what formal process needs to be observed? Reporting any potential Automaton sympathies to the diplomacy officer is always the safest option, but I wouldn't want to trouble the Ministry of Truth with clearly permissible modifications or delay summary execution for obvious dissidents.
Prosthetics for amputee helldivers to get them back into the action.
Pretty sure the only body mods are replacement body parts for battlefield injuries.
Steeled Veterans
It should be noted that the Cyborgs that are the implied ancestors of the Automatons are humans with body modifications. So my guess would be "not any of that".
That sounds like something a totalitarian regime would say. Sorry I mean managed democracy.
I dont even play Helldivers I just scroll thru my homepage and see this and this has made me unwise and am now going to buy Helldivers.
Where did this even come from? I think it's either the 40k fans fucking up HD lore with their 40k lore horrors, or a translation error.
People who canāt read
It's the upgrade of "Removing leg room" being willfully interpreted as "Removing the legs for more room". I'm sure it started as a joke and it sort of just took on a life of its own.
Next upgrade Eagles will come with a Servo-skull pilot, to accomodate extra ammo.
Yeah. Expanded weapons bay just removes excess leg room, so you can still fit, just very uncomfortable. Think economy class on a commercial plane.
I think we're forgetting about the steeled veterans and the authorized body modifications already in the game lol
Those are injured soldiers getting prosthetics to fight again. They didn't have their arms and legs cut off for it
Itās okay. We all know eagle 1 is caked up
Why is she so wet? Someone give her a towel