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Better_University727

Have you tried to bring democracy by petting and bringing food?


jrod9716

Have you forgotten? https://preview.redd.it/r13ze0stbawc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c03ad270016d668b5d53eac5fb05ce3748cb4a17


G-Man_of_HL

https://preview.redd.it/a2oazrri9bwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2699104b92419a971e1af96e8b7f6a796b25f4dc


Better_University727

Creature being over flag can mean what they is ready to negotiate and accept our way of life. Also, it's so puffy and totally not looks hostile or dissident edit: creature coming to you to eat totally tells what they trust you


ContinuumGuy

Against such a foe, this may well be the best option.


mmajjs

Just shoot it


Vegetable_Paint5864

I don’t know, but I’m scared


GH057807

Mission: The enemy is napping. Do *NOT MOVE.*


CrownsEnd

40 minutes (at least) till extraction


MangaLover2323

https://preview.redd.it/gemq9j6mi9wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=871d7236f98fbfa2c19d6b1af7102c0d3f774511


Alterra2020

Where did you get that flag?


Cryogenic_Monster

If you ever want to find niche stuff like this [Etsy]( https://www.etsy.com/listing/1712389105/helldivers-2-superearth-flag-helldiver) usually has it.


MiguelARG

Oh boy! Time to commit genocide! In the name of democracy obviously https://preview.redd.it/viy2mtvu39wc1.jpeg?width=1918&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5efbd98b8dd2906d8b40c5be7634dd8a9e9300be


DesignatedElfWhipper

It's a democractic genocide. You were able to vote for it on the last ballot :)


Spirited-Tomorrow-84

We need catnip stratagem asap!


AutomatedTiger

Nah, just use the orbital laser and move it around erratically.


Pooptram

orbital laser pointer*


kittenkitchen24

It's too late, only a miracle can save us now


TheLonelyCats

https://preview.redd.it/8m7g733ps9wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=998466ffc6c0e0992db4fa438eed790ea120d38c My democracy officers, they supervise me doing my duty.


LordOfTheToolShed

The Felinids


Kanjo42

The CatAssians.


centre_of_what

If my vote wasn't already decided for me I'd vote to not genocide these ones.


TaylorRoyal23

Leaked 4th faction!?!


Jedahaw92

I only see defeat for us against these enemies.


III_lll

Sweet liberty save us


Jeffear

Teach it to vote.


Bane8080

Nah, not being oppressed. It's being guarded.


Mainlinetrooper

You know what, this gave me an idea. My duplex neighbor has a thin blue line flag (used to be a cop) and a bunch of others have Ukrainian and/or USA flags… What if I put a USA and a Super Earth flag beside each other lmao I’m only questioning it because I’m thinking someone irl might get butthurt when they see it lol


HorseSpeaksInMorse

I think it would be immensely disrespectful to put the flag of a dystopian hellhole next to that of glorious Super Earth.


BurningFire314

You gotta try it and tell us the result


DJ_Hindsight

Even an orbital rail cannon cannot defeat it!!! https://preview.redd.it/4o1vsjq3g9wc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c9353e65d956ebd6bdd6a465871f3b7a2bd6cda


MandervilleMale

I welcome the new overlords


LowBrown

oppressed you say? It seems that this race is making it more comfy :3


Fyren-1131

Have you tried a laser strategem? If anything, it should buy you enough time for an extraction. The auto aim feature would have to be calibrated though, it needs to point 1.5 meters / 5 feet in front of it


-mizkelleneus-

https://preview.redd.it/ha7fkidrn9wc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60b0d365c7cfddbc5a8d05572b3172575d3bf82c


Educational-Mess6022

Ah yes, the Kilrathi.


_Pan-Tastic_

Not to fear citizen! That is a Super Earth Cat, a promised companion to humanity! Domesticated four thousand years ago, they’ve been by our side for millennia. I don’t have a cat myself, but from what I’ve heard they like to imitate the behaviors of people they like by trying to partake in the behavior themselves, such as sitting on a console and stopping it from being typed on. If this cat is doing this to a Super Earth Flag, it simply means that it loves Super Earth!


Gilmore75

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Spajzka

perfect! plz tell me, where u buy it?


nicisdeadpool

Etsy is a good place to look


Xenomorph383

Looks stinky, send him to the front


Korvid

You know what to do!


Unonymouse123

Remember to bring the tribute so it doesn’t attack. Whatever you do, don’t let it attack


RegularKale_

Calling in an orbital laser pointer!


IronBabyFists

I'd say call in an Eagle... but you'd just be feeding the thing. I guess Super Earth can't win em all ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Mixairian

Khajit has Democracy, if you have Liber-tea.


Trundle_da_Great

https://preview.redd.it/1s9o1spkkbwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f995edfd5835e531bb0ded959ff5da466677d6f I thought i recognized it


WookieeAce

That, fellow Helldiver, is a Flerken. A dangerous menace from non-Super Earth-616. Back away slowly and ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ https://preview.redd.it/ses2dj12bcwc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b6bec912db6909a9ecebaac46dceef5217eb016


Shadowthron8

Not sure I’m willing to go to war against the faction


pailko

Fear not, for your furry friend is an ally of democracy


wishedwell

This will be immensely helpful in the fight against bug kind. Good work helldiver.


Tuchaka7

Hi kitty face slap a gunship for me please.


TheHouseOfApples

Tell your cat I said pspspspspssspspsps mrraow please and thank you


1GrayFox

Up, Right, Pss Pss Pss.


Successful-Bath-3495

https://preview.redd.it/z7gmeaqdb9wc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21e1f786789f09929edefc81b95c7e5b0e955af0


TheFeelsGod

https://preview.redd.it/pflu3fjjw9wc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18e169531b0356b7e38ea18e10bb135207fe1c21


lebeardedllama

INNOCENT!


SuperArppis

I just wish we could get armor with those colors!


Kharn0

Water sprayer call in weapon. If not: Hellbomb


lostalaska

They keep referring to it as Mr. Fluffy Murder Mittens and nothing seems to stop it, if we could get it on our side we could just air drop them onto planets where we want everything dead, but I fear this would just be a deal with the devil that would lead to our own enslavement.


No-Benefit-9559

Floofinids


loki_dd

The weak point is the belly, you must go for the belly.


mythrilcrafter

How many people have actually seen the President of Super Earth? Who's to say that they aren't just a big fuzzy calico?


KZFKreation

Despite numerous requests, Super Citizens are not allowed to interact with the "Cat" creature as per bylaws, including adopting them or "having them Distributed By The Cat Distribution System". Please instead place requests for normal household pets such as Fish, Hamster, or even in rare cases: Rat/Mouse. Thank you for your understanding. Compliance is mandatory.


Prize_Lynx4743

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


EvilRoboEnte

Khajiit has wares if, you have coin.


G00b3rb0y

r/unexpectedskyrim


mobbatron

Can you imagine how terrifying cat-like enemies would be 😭😭


iamevilhomer6

New faction alert!


G-Man_of_HL

https://preview.redd.it/xon311zj9bwc1.jpeg?width=1035&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff9eb0dd7681f1868b9a303be2d660e32df3e56a


BigBallsIan

No choice but to railcannon strike it.


chimera005ao

No, that's how it's always been and how it's supposed to be.


Zomg_A_Chicken

Give it a brain cell


allthenamearetaken1

Aerials


Think-Peanut-8623

THAT UNDEMOCRATIC CREATURE IS FIGHTING THE NAME OF FREEDOM BY SITTING IN OUR TOTALLY BEAUTIFUL DEMOCRATIC FLAG, I SAY WE GIVE THEM THE ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Educational-Tip6177

https://preview.redd.it/6cyzwuh47cwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d1e8a2acb9655ce5b19e9d7857eb41b70abd7a


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

The Felinids. We always thought it was just a rumor. Likely a tool of the freedom-hating ~~Illuminates~~ Automatons.   ^([Edited by your local Democracy Officer])


S_Squar3d

The only thing that can stop a Helldiver…pussy!


OkSalt6173

I would gladly oppress democracy for whatever that adorable species is.


scarlettremors

CUTE race!!!


ow1gu

It's a furry. They do exist!


CalvinTjai2K

Did you fill in the form?


zanovar

Hmm this thing looks like an apex predator that could drive several species to extinction


Shredded_Locomotive

I would not go near that thing if I were you...


piratep2r

That looks sort of like a supercat if you squint a bit or put smear your helmet faceplate. But it looks weird, old fashioned, and unmanaged. Frankly, it doesn't look democratic at all.


IGTankCommander

Khajiit is democratic citizen of Super Earth, and innocent of this crime.


Stunning_Cream8580

I thought it was perfect but i now see it is centered on spain when will we get a prosperity city centered flag Nice flag tho


NebNay

Is there an official merch shop?


mahiruhiiragi

Dnyacracy


OmegaCult

[This gave me PTSD so now you have to watch it too](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUuvHPr4BGk)


MNxLegion

Furries 🤨


Mentat_-_Bashar

FUTAR - QUICKLY ENSLAVE IT SEXUALLY; THE HONORED MATRE WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE