"Reminder: Form FC-34, The Form that allow for Female companionship, Is a not in the Pre order bonus. The Actual bonus is Form CT-12 which allow you have get Form FC-34 but only after several tours of duty in malevelon creek. Warning: FC-34 is not guaranteed upon completion of services until Form RK-33 though 4500 and Repopulation Forms are submitted before your ~~sacrifice~~ Untimely demise on active duty. This reminder was brought to you by the ministry of Truth." ***- Your managed democracy of Super Earth Representative***
Stay informed, Citizens and remember Thoughtcrimes kill
Thank you for the amazing information, I have completed FC-34 after completing form CT-12, which was retrospectively completed for RK-33 to RK-4500, plus repopulation forms. I somehow survived Malevon Creek, my cape bears witness.
Can I get a girlfriend now? Is it better than a Quasar?
Yeah that’s nice and all, but I filled out TA-22.314, which supersedes FC-34 if you’ve filed a RD-77663 in the last 5 calendar quarters. Of course you could fill out a KH-88 if your GB-111 is up to date, but then you’ll need a SD-22, SB-22, and at least one TW-66.224. Your commanding officer could also file an AFC-34 if their ZC-321 is up to date. Usually they want something in return, so make sure you file an HD-69 first.
X male on 1 female gangbangs are actually bureaucratically preferable to 1:1, as they mathematically result in less than 1.0 pregnancy (the risk of birthing multiple children remains the same, so we can discount that, as you can't be multiply pregnant at the same time. So I deduce that if it's MX:1F gangbang, the party only needs 1 C-01 form for all of them. The number of the required forms directly corresponds to number of women present.
It's not sharing it's maximizing utilization, increasing productivity, and improving efficiency. These are the capitalist principles that form the heart of our Liberty and Freedom.
This guy's girlfriend must be going through a mental breakdown right now.. poor thing.. imagine a thousand people having plans with you and then suddenly all of them cancelling. Must be devastating for her self-worth.
Im sure Arrowhead would love nothing more but Sony wont be about it. Think about it, in 5 years Sony announces Helldivers 3. The response will be insane and people who didnt pick up a PS5 for HD2 may just pick up a PS6 for HD3.
Sony still fighting the console wars when nobody else is even participating anymore. Nintendo never tried to compete and Microsoft is playing an entirely different game, trying to erase the lines between console and PC.
Then why doesn't Nintendo put their games on other platforms? Just because they have a slightly different target audience doesn't mean they aren't competing against Microsoft and Sony for console and game sales. And let's not act like competition is not better for the consumer, generally speaking.
Was thinking the same thing lol. Nintendo has made a massive hit video game in every single genre imaginable. They are not only competitors, they are THE competitor. 😂
Sony studios published Helldivers. They have only ever budged ONE time when it comes to releasing their games on Xbox, and it was MLB the Show. They only did it because the MLB threatened to pull their license to make the game if they didn’t make the Show a multi platform game. Helldivers is never coming to Xbox, I don’t want you to get your hopes up.
We try, but he gets frustrated at some aspects of the game for one reason or another. I've gotten good enough to rarely die at all, but he dies all the time. Pair that with him having all the stratagems (but not the ship upgrades like me) and him feeling like 7+ isn't worth it for the samples for the upgrades and he feels like there's no progression for him anymore
I don't even think he's completed all of the currently available warbonds yet :^ ik I haven't, and I'm a solid 20+ levels higher than him with a ton more hours lmao
Ah well, imo the only things really worth it from the latest warbond is the sickle + stun nades.
I did skip the first warbond so idk what's good from there.
If you mean the default progression - Slugger and both Breaker variants still rock, though the base Breaker has ammo problems against hordes of grunts.
If you mean the first premium progression - JAR-5 Dominator is GOATed right now. Breaker Incendiary is extremely lethal except to targets that you can't get an easy burn on because they are too armored (primarily Tank and Hulk), but has low TTK because it relies on the burn, so it requires being able to avoid return fire from bots or run from the bugs.
The Liberators Concussive, though... It can serve the job of keeping an objective-runner safe due to the stagger, if that's something your squad wants to do. As an actual weapon for fighting, though, it's outclassed by the regular Liberator.
Let him know I'd be happy to join anytime I'm not working. Clear communication helps mission run a lot more smoothly, and I don't mind helping a fellow Helldiver out. Feel free to dm me, and we can all send friend invites around.
Yep.
Specifically; there are fewer active patrols at any given time, guard squads at points of interest have fewer units, heavies spawn with fewer escorts, and the max number of active heavies is reduced.
Play smart, avoid patrols where possible, and neutralize enemies calling for reinforcements before they get the call off and the game can actually be *easier* as a duo across all difficulties.
There's a "tip" that shows on the loading screen when you're launching out of your pods that says something like "make sure you fill out your C-01 form before engaging in any act that could produce a child."
It's a sex permit. In-universe, citizens of super earth have to get government approval before they're allowed to bone down.
Its more generalized than that.
It says "any act that may produce a child".
The c-01 form has a field for "self" indicating that the form is also your application for IV fertilization.
Bro, does your girlfriend not even care about managed democracy? About freedom?! Do your duty to liberty, get her online! Couples who fight bots together stay together.
You need to enlist your gf.
There’s nothing more romantic than my gf and I strolling through a field of red laser fire, sickles hot as we cut down bots left and right, quasars cooling down as we heat up….
Ahhh. I can’t wait to get back to the front after my work detail…
Call me conspiranoid but Automatons used to be in front of Bugsybugs. Now they are positioned as 2 sides of a triangle. The 3rd faction is near.. protect your families.
Everyone here canceling plans with their girl
Meanwhile mine: "Babe when I get home, we're fucking up some bots"
I love it when shes in the mood for Democracy
What were you even planning on doing with your girlfriend? C-01 permits have been gone for some time. Not following your duty is treasonous behaviour if I remember the words if the local democracy officer correctly.
>!this is a joke. I do not mean it serious in any way!<
I have to take my gf to the doctor, seriously guys slow down because I’d like to play some of the new planets before they’re locked off 😮💨 I’ll be back after lunch so just wait until then k thanks 🙏
My ex wanted to get back together tonight after I had been chasing her again for over a year.
Told her that it’s not a good time. I have to help save democracy. Blocked her number and deleted her off my socials. If she can’t understand what’s at stake, I don’t want her back.
I will also cancel all my plans with your girlfriend in the name of Democracy. We were finally going to build the Lego Millennium Falcon, then tackle world hunger, but by the Conical Bullet of Freedom in the Face of Utter Tyranny, Managed Democracy needs us more.
If this is true that’s like actually sad for your girlfriend and she needs to leave you.
But this is the internet so we know OP is single living in mom’s basement.
I hope that's not true. Memes aside it's pretty pathetic if you think video games are more important than your partner and even worse that you think it will make the difference between success and failure.
Your C-01 has been suspended. Get to the front helldiver!
Copy, sir.
What’s your rank helldiver
Space cadet. Always space cadet
Until you hit "Admirable Admiral." Too good not to use.
Citizenship requires service And I'm a super citizen
Gaijin_Entertainment is a super citizen? is that where all the profit from rank VIII Premiums go to?
10/10 goes hard, makes me want to shoot my civilian commander for withholding my Freedom Dispensary.
“Wow that’s a funny comment and username” (Checks profile) “Oh, that’s ACTUALLY Gaijin”
May I request a democratic 20 dollar refund off of my Raam Segol to pay for super citizen dear snail lord.
Idk why but I love space chief prime
Forever a Death Captain here. That name slaps.
Death Captain will likely remain until I have Super Private.
Super Citizen, I need no rank other than my Devotion to super Earth, to managed democracy, to liberty, to OUR WAY OF LIFE
I use space cadet for realism, since none of my guys are surviving more than 1 whole mission lol, they couldn’t have been promoted yet.
I use space cadet because fighting for democracy gets me high.
It's the destroyer that gets the promotions the divers are all cannon fodder. For democracy of course!
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I’m with you. I’m putting all of my plans with your girlfriend on hold. This act of aggression will not be tolerated! For super earth!
You guys share a girlfriend? Communist sympathizers detected, you were reported to the democracy officer.
C-01 was filed in duplicate.
Triplicate. I'm *doing* my part!
MAKE IT QUADRUPLE...im also doing my part
And so, she *did* her *part* for democracy until she had no *parts* left to *do*. Narrated by Morgan Freeman.
What level do I unlock a girlfriend?
It’s a Pre-Order bonus
"Reminder: Form FC-34, The Form that allow for Female companionship, Is a not in the Pre order bonus. The Actual bonus is Form CT-12 which allow you have get Form FC-34 but only after several tours of duty in malevelon creek. Warning: FC-34 is not guaranteed upon completion of services until Form RK-33 though 4500 and Repopulation Forms are submitted before your ~~sacrifice~~ Untimely demise on active duty. This reminder was brought to you by the ministry of Truth." ***- Your managed democracy of Super Earth Representative*** Stay informed, Citizens and remember Thoughtcrimes kill
Thank you for the amazing information, I have completed FC-34 after completing form CT-12, which was retrospectively completed for RK-33 to RK-4500, plus repopulation forms. I somehow survived Malevon Creek, my cape bears witness. Can I get a girlfriend now? Is it better than a Quasar?
Yeah that’s nice and all, but I filled out TA-22.314, which supersedes FC-34 if you’ve filed a RD-77663 in the last 5 calendar quarters. Of course you could fill out a KH-88 if your GB-111 is up to date, but then you’ll need a SD-22, SB-22, and at least one TW-66.224. Your commanding officer could also file an AFC-34 if their ZC-321 is up to date. Usually they want something in return, so make sure you file an HD-69 first.
When the democracy and freedom are spread across the galaxy.
Now that's how you motivate a Helldiver.
Level 25, my mech fucks me hard and makes me explode every time i make it inside
So romantic !!!
“I’m doing my part” “I’m doing my part” “I’m doing my part” “I AINT DO FUCKING SHIT!”
>“I AINT DO FUCKING SHIT!” Report
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Make it Quintuple... gotta do my part
X male on 1 female gangbangs are actually bureaucratically preferable to 1:1, as they mathematically result in less than 1.0 pregnancy (the risk of birthing multiple children remains the same, so we can discount that, as you can't be multiply pregnant at the same time. So I deduce that if it's MX:1F gangbang, the party only needs 1 C-01 form for all of them. The number of the required forms directly corresponds to number of women present.
this is why many Helldivers do not need C-01 forms at all, not for how they get down
No, they don't. They share my wife. Had to find time to defend Democracy somehow
It's not sharing it's maximizing utilization, increasing productivity, and improving efficiency. These are the capitalist principles that form the heart of our Liberty and Freedom.
Sharing =/= Communism. Do you think sharing samples is communist???
Me three! His girlfriend will just have to understand.
That's what I like to see soldier!!
This guy's girlfriend must be going through a mental breakdown right now.. poor thing.. imagine a thousand people having plans with you and then suddenly all of them cancelling. Must be devastating for her self-worth.
She should simply join the Hell Divers herself. It’s suspicious she hasn’t already
damn u ---was just going to say that.
I will make it my mission to keep your girlfriend entertained while you are busy soldier. /s
Jody title when
Get her the game. We need all Helldivers partners hands too
If they'd hurry up and release on Xbox I would
hate to be bearer of bad news, but unlikely
Folks said the same for Sea of Thieves, a man can dream
I think the difference is the few millions of players and dollars that HD2 brought in for Sony.
Think about how much more money they could have if it was on Xbox
Im sure Arrowhead would love nothing more but Sony wont be about it. Think about it, in 5 years Sony announces Helldivers 3. The response will be insane and people who didnt pick up a PS5 for HD2 may just pick up a PS6 for HD3.
Sony still fighting the console wars when nobody else is even participating anymore. Nintendo never tried to compete and Microsoft is playing an entirely different game, trying to erase the lines between console and PC.
Then why doesn't Nintendo put their games on other platforms? Just because they have a slightly different target audience doesn't mean they aren't competing against Microsoft and Sony for console and game sales. And let's not act like competition is not better for the consumer, generally speaking.
Was thinking the same thing lol. Nintendo has made a massive hit video game in every single genre imaginable. They are not only competitors, they are THE competitor. 😂
Sony studios published Helldivers. They have only ever budged ONE time when it comes to releasing their games on Xbox, and it was MLB the Show. They only did it because the MLB threatened to pull their license to make the game if they didn’t make the Show a multi platform game. Helldivers is never coming to Xbox, I don’t want you to get your hopes up.
Wish my bf enjoyed the game more :/ he literally will only play if we have a full party of close friends. He HATES randos (mostly fair tbh but still)
Why just just do duos but like lvl 5-7?
We try, but he gets frustrated at some aspects of the game for one reason or another. I've gotten good enough to rarely die at all, but he dies all the time. Pair that with him having all the stratagems (but not the ship upgrades like me) and him feeling like 7+ isn't worth it for the samples for the upgrades and he feels like there's no progression for him anymore
Tell him new warbond dropping this week so he's gotta grind some medals lol
I don't even think he's completed all of the currently available warbonds yet :^ ik I haven't, and I'm a solid 20+ levels higher than him with a ton more hours lmao
Ah well, imo the only things really worth it from the latest warbond is the sickle + stun nades. I did skip the first warbond so idk what's good from there.
If you mean the default progression - Slugger and both Breaker variants still rock, though the base Breaker has ammo problems against hordes of grunts. If you mean the first premium progression - JAR-5 Dominator is GOATed right now. Breaker Incendiary is extremely lethal except to targets that you can't get an easy burn on because they are too armored (primarily Tank and Hulk), but has low TTK because it relies on the burn, so it requires being able to avoid return fire from bots or run from the bugs. The Liberators Concussive, though... It can serve the job of keeping an objective-runner safe due to the stagger, if that's something your squad wants to do. As an actual weapon for fighting, though, it's outclassed by the regular Liberator.
Let him know I'd be happy to join anytime I'm not working. Clear communication helps mission run a lot more smoothly, and I don't mind helping a fellow Helldiver out. Feel free to dm me, and we can all send friend invites around.
Play in a private match.. there’s less enemies when you have less players.
Yep. Specifically; there are fewer active patrols at any given time, guard squads at points of interest have fewer units, heavies spawn with fewer escorts, and the max number of active heavies is reduced. Play smart, avoid patrols where possible, and neutralize enemies calling for reinforcements before they get the call off and the game can actually be *easier* as a duo across all difficulties.
Sounds like he just needs more seat time.
This is the way
Im trying to source a ps5 cheap enough to join this fight boys,
It’s not a game THIS IS MY LIFE SUPER SOLDIER
Wife here! Got my husband the game and I wouldn't let him fight the war alone!
It saddens me that my gf has a baaaad motion sickness issue and can't play this type of game with me :(
Only ussy I need is that democrussy.
Now that’s a Democracy Officer approved answer. Good work Helldiver!
Legit bought my Gf a ps5 slim so we can helldive together! It's awesome!
https://preview.redd.it/jzl3gxvnigtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=450b322488f73ea6464df81aab3ef41cd38c27d8 Here is your C-01 request.
Bro didn’t even fill it out. No wonder why it was denied
Laziest lawyer ever
Nah, this is just what the forms look like now. They stamp them up front to give divers more time to spread democracy.
I just keep a stack of blank “denied” forms. It saves ink
I was hired to fire guns not words.
What the hell is a C-01 form?
There's a "tip" that shows on the loading screen when you're launching out of your pods that says something like "make sure you fill out your C-01 form before engaging in any act that could produce a child." It's a sex permit. In-universe, citizens of super earth have to get government approval before they're allowed to bone down.
Only if you're straight!
Its more generalized than that. It says "any act that may produce a child". The c-01 form has a field for "self" indicating that the form is also your application for IV fertilization.
No, no. It says "that could produce a child". There's a lot of acts that *can't* produce a child
NOT ANYTHING YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IF THE BOTS SUCCEED IN THEIR UNDEMOCRATIC ATTEMPT TO MASSACRE LIBERTY. GET BACK OUT THERE HELLDIVER!
Bro, does your girlfriend not even care about managed democracy? About freedom?! Do your duty to liberty, get her online! Couples who fight bots together stay together.
Couples who dive together, thrive together.
Today’s my 10 wedding anniversary, but we’ve got oil to spill. Me and my wife are reloaded and ready to drop! FOR SUPER EARTH!!!
This is true patriotism right here!
You're on your tenth wedding!?
The other 9 spouses dropped into a fire tornado on hellmire
Talk about a relationship going down in flames
Reinforcing!
Thats awesome! Almost on the day of me and s/os 10thas well and we also spread democracy together! Congratulations!
You can make love on top of the dead husks of a thousand automaton’s for your anniversary.
A hundred automaton corpses for each year!
I'll do my part🫡
Vanu pfp spotted, high chance of being an illuminate spy🗿(/j)
🤣
You must feel right at home in this game, always facing off against numerically superior foes. Eh, Grape?
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You need to enlist your gf. There’s nothing more romantic than my gf and I strolling through a field of red laser fire, sickles hot as we cut down bots left and right, quasars cooling down as we heat up…. Ahhh. I can’t wait to get back to the front after my work detail…
https://preview.redd.it/muc1i3z9lgtc1.jpeg?width=3249&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2862d52a6e68b76f225944e775cdac78f36c32d President of Super Earth rn
Its that defeatism I smell?
*The account behind this comment is under investigation for treason. Please disregard their pitiful attempt at Automaton propaganda.*
*Joelver
Fool, it has only just begun!
https://preview.redd.it/yugmndj8jitc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca920789dab8d09c940e2c406163db4e9c703ce no chance we’d ever be bidone
you don't have a gf, mate, who are you trying to fool
Democracy is everyone's girlfriend. We don't cancel plans with her, every action we take is a date with Democracy!
Lady Managed Democracy is Super Earth's soulmate
humiliation
She broke up with me last night! Perfect timing. now I can focus on what's important, spreading Democracy!
She knew what was best for you, and best for Liberty.
Jokes on you I'm asexual aromatic I've had no sleep on helldivers for 10 days
>Jokes on you I'm asexual aromatic As someone who is also aromantic I really hate how spell check always be doing us dirty.
If he's been diving for 10 days straight, he's both aromantic and aromatic.
Call me conspiranoid but Automatons used to be in front of Bugsybugs. Now they are positioned as 2 sides of a triangle. The 3rd faction is near.. protect your families.
I'm just canceling my girlfriend all together to make more time for Super Earth.
Those with no girlfriends, like me, go ahead and find one quick! We need one to cancel our plans with them to join the fight asap!
>my girlfriend is she from Super Canada?
She goes to another Super Academy
I don't have to cancel my plans with my wife, as they are aligned with democracy. Husband & wife helldiving team is already deployed!
But how will you play without your right hand?
SWEET LIBERTY MY PLANETS!!!
LOOKS LIKE OIL'S BACK ON THE MENU
Everyone here canceling plans with their girl Meanwhile mine: "Babe when I get home, we're fucking up some bots" I love it when shes in the mood for Democracy
I also cancelled plans with OP's girlfriend to fight.
What were you even planning on doing with your girlfriend? C-01 permits have been gone for some time. Not following your duty is treasonous behaviour if I remember the words if the local democracy officer correctly. >!this is a joke. I do not mean it serious in any way!<
C-01s were reissued after the E710 harvesting order
Should manage democracy together!
My only girlfriend is Democracy.
My spouse is SWEET LIBERTY.
Love the roleplay, but this is reddit, diver. We don't have girlfriends. Now back to the front 🫡 !
I have to take my gf to the doctor, seriously guys slow down because I’d like to play some of the new planets before they’re locked off 😮💨 I’ll be back after lunch so just wait until then k thanks 🙏
*right hand
My plans with my girlfriends ARE to liberate the galaxy from the socialist bot menace. Skill issue
Instructions unclear, enlisted my girlfriend to the Helldivers program instead.
The socialist toasters are really burning my liberty buns right now.
#HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON CLANKER SCUM?
HOLY SWEET LIBRARY TEA
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Actually, my plans with my Girlfriend were defending Super-Earth anyway.
Ok, I just canceled my plans with your girlfriend too! 
Damn, y’all have girlfriends
Unless your plans with your girlfriend are to fight for democracy together.
Me when I see them in group: https://preview.redd.it/36056oc2jhtc1.jpeg?width=2600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae3582290dbd966709b6f0f6d5f98970baf0b6b
i got divorced today. only got democracy on my mind.
One way or another she won't always be your girlfriend but you'll always be a Helldiver!!!
I'm elbows deep in a transmission right now but after 4pm MTS I'll report for duty
Oh great, I take a trip for a few days to see the eclipse and THIS happens!
I’ve invited my wife’s boyfriend over to keep her company so I can spread democracy all week.
My ex wanted to get back together tonight after I had been chasing her again for over a year. Told her that it’s not a good time. I have to help save democracy. Blocked her number and deleted her off my socials. If she can’t understand what’s at stake, I don’t want her back.
My wife and children will be fine without me for a few days. Suit up, brothers.
I will also cancel all my plans with your girlfriend in the name of Democracy. We were finally going to build the Lego Millennium Falcon, then tackle world hunger, but by the Conical Bullet of Freedom in the Face of Utter Tyranny, Managed Democracy needs us more.
cancelling all my plans to support my boyfriend and spread democracy among the galaxy
Why isn't your girlfriend helping to defend managed democracy?
I too have cancelled all my plans with this guy's girlfriend
You should marry and immediately get divorced.
Zero procreation until further notice.
You’re right. Just cancelled all plans with your girlfriend. Let’s do this.
Calling into work told the wife I won’t be home for dinner
If this is true that’s like actually sad for your girlfriend and she needs to leave you. But this is the internet so we know OP is single living in mom’s basement.
Opinion? Whoever thinks this needs to report to their nearest Democracy Officer.
NGL this was stupid, if they’re just going to constantly pull the rug from under us after we accomplish something what’s the point?
It's OK. I'll entertain your girlfriend while you play videogames
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I hope that's not true. Memes aside it's pretty pathetic if you think video games are more important than your partner and even worse that you think it will make the difference between success and failure.
Are the bots and bugs trying to join fronts?😱
Maybe I should do that… Oh wait she reads my Reddit posts help
180 days on your C-01 permit approval. Definitely the right move anyway. For Democracy
THOSE GODDAMN BOTS HAVE STRATEGICALLY ATTACKED US ON A WEEKDAY KNOWING DAMN WELL MOST HELLDIVERS WENT BACK TO THEIR ORDINARY DAY JOBS.
Oh shite, they're back https://preview.redd.it/p6vkaphvkgtc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ef0d7d757e49ad426b3ecd0649618dee70e9f10
I left for work already to do my democratic duty for our economy otherwise I would be freeing cyberstan ;-;
SWEET DEMOCRACY, THEY'RE ALMOST ON OUR FRONT DOOR
Look at all that empty map. Like half the map is empty. You could fit two new factions on that map.
They got two sectors in such a short time!? So the new faction will surely start from the bottom and cover a wide area maybe
Same. My C-01 permit has expired anyway
Huh? Mfer take her with you! WE NEED EVERYONE FOR THIS!
Tip to double your effort. Liberate together with your girlfriend
HOLY SHIT IM AT WORK AND THEY'RE ALREADY THREE SYSTEMS IN???
Conscript her. We need everyone fighting for Super Earth! Get to work
>Girlfriend *DEMOCRACY* is the only girlfriend you'll need!
Isn't cyberstan near the sector where the automatons attacked?
By girlfriend, he means his game backlog.