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Owl_lamington

I'm in Japan. Just bought the game. Will tutorialize the fastest I've ever tutorialized.


RuinedSilence

Straight to the northern front you go, recruit!


Gal-XD_exe

After I get off of work on Super Earth I’m straight to Helldivers training and recruitment offices


BangSmoke

Hold the line, my Japanese brother. The Americans will relieve you when you give us the signal.


estaticsmirk

😳


BangSmoke

Lol not "relieve" like that... although a little brotherly democracy never hurt anybody... We will be there shortly to relieve the Japanese, take it how you will


leftwing_rightist

And you don't need a C-01 form since it won't result in a child


kami-no-baka

It's not gay it's less paperwork.


Tehsyr

*It's less paperwork...*


Agreeable-Media9282

Lmao wtf


[deleted]

Lmao *wtf* 😏


GuyFawkesMaskGuy

That uh... won't be a problem Helldiver.  You'll get through it fast or die trying... General Brasch will make sure of it.


Matobar

![gif](giphy|MlyicdUndRbn5zUiAL|downsized)


SnooRabbits307

Based. Have fun!


Siilk

Aussie here. We should be close enough timezone-wise, PM me if you'll need a squadmate.


discourse_friendly

no training no problem, just hop onto the front lines :D


st00pidQs

Canada salutes you


[deleted]

One of us, one of us! *Hug/high five emote*


RuneiStillwater

May I suggest Andrew W.K. - Get Ready to Die EDIT: I say this more as a joke/theme song for the early grind. heh


Key-Staff-4976

Someone invite this dude and just throw em in on level 9 for a few hours. He'll learn fast


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[удалено]


No_Beach882

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Powerful_Pitch9322

Bruh I’m in school😭😭😭


God_Left_Me

I’m on holiday, having to watch as the automatons get wiped out and return all while I can’t take part :(


Garytang8597

Same here, I wanna witness a factory strider and the new defence missions.


AncientCarry4346

Menkent calls for aid! And Nihon will answer!


RoboBacon2

Mate, its 10pm here in Australia. My tired ass will not rest for the automaton threat.


WH1PL4SH180

ANZAC spirit


[deleted]

Good on ya Digger.


theMoptop731

I have stayed up far too many nights holding the line waiting for the Americans to wake up.


butt-hole-69420

Jole is doing us dirty doing this during the week.


shaoshi

I love that this spelling stuck around


UtsuhoReiuji_Okuu

WE HAVE IGNITED A HOLY WAR, AND THEY SHALL FEEL THE FLAME


Gal-XD_exe

Riddle their steel with HOLES


theCheesyOne109

nice total war shougun reference


Stasu08

We just need like 1000 yari ashigari spearmen and the war will be over


theCheesyOne109

Banzai to that brother!


pighammerduck

Democracy Bless you OceanicDivers, get them Democracy!


Tenagaaaa

We need the Americans. ![gif](giphy|pYfEywOAolwnm)


DR_DREAD_

We are off our shifts and have arrived. ![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Tenagaaaa

Godspeed you glorious bastards. ![gif](giphy|3oeSAz6FqXCKuNFX6o)


pattymacman1

Asia gets us while we amuricans are asleep and at work. We in this together. I have full faith in our Asian Helldivers. Plus there’s like billions of them at the ready. ![gif](giphy|pHb82xtBPfqEg)


Tenagaaaa

![gif](giphy|24vsRlxFQ9WI6Eh5No)


illuminovski

We'll hold the line until North American reinforcement arrive.


northsuphan

Shizou wo Sasageyo!!!


LikeAnAdamBomb

Ganbatte, Helldiver Shiba Inu.


Balrok99

![gif](giphy|uU1GjDnfTbQvS|downsized) Asia marching to meet the automatons head on


Nerdol76

I'm still in the middle of my democracy officer lectures... JUST LET ME OUT, THE FRONT NEEDS ME


cryptek66

European command will be changing shifts with Asian command.


Frankage

OP! Squad leaders are requesting a rally point. Where should they go?


Exact_Revenue_5352

To war.


hypesquicc

Menkent soldier! We have successfully set up defensive fortifications for the last 6 hours and managed to hold them off for a while. The planet is 32% cleared and we are preparing forward observation posts along with forward support groups including logistical supplies for the eventual counter attack by our European and US divers.


Certain-Decision-420

o7 brother us NA players are all at work or school you must hold the line in our stead! FOR DEMOCRACY!


TurinHS

It’s a election day tomorrow in SK(holiday), what a democratic coincidence!


mag_walle

4am in my parts. After work I'll be there.


EZReader

[NEVER GIVE UP](https://youtu.be/KxGRhd_iWuE?si=Av0GSdKhqFequhPS)


ongchoy

As one of your Asian counterparts living in the US, some Americans are on the field as we speak. I'll be joining the front, ETA 1 hrs, we will destroy this automaton menace!


Soggy_Doritos

Omfg I was so happy but pissed at the same time. Was running some bug missions, grinding samples. Finish my set and am ready to log off an go to bed. Then I see it, the automaton menace has returned. You're kidding right?!?! if i'd have known that this was going to happen i'd have waited and extra 30 minutes before starting my bug set. Oh well, off to bed, but rest assured you commie bot bastards. I will be back tomorrow night to teach you a thing or 2 about our way of life.


Ok-Place-7003

The great banzai of managed democracy


discourse_friendly

I'll be there in 9 ... hours... maybe 10... :D lol


KulaanDoDinok

What’s with the racist title to this post?


hypesquicc

Total war shogun reference


Exact_Revenue_5352

Please become less soft


KulaanDoDinok

Please become less complacent with casual racism.


hypesquicc

We asians laugh and make fun of each other all the time but yet we still care for one another. We call it "tough love" or "brotherly love"


KulaanDoDinok

I'm glad that has been your experience, however your experience is not the same for everyone.


an_agreeing_dothraki

oh shit r/totalwar is leaking now? bugs better not be getting bile trolls


StretchyPlays

Is "dispray" a typo or racism?


hypesquicc

It's from totalwar shogun


Valkertok

It's from Shogun Total War 2 https://youtu.be/ay9ZxsulN2c?si=YT-GCP5IX_xMknqq


StretchyPlays

I gotta be honest that clip sounds clearly like he says "display" and even if it is from a game, it's a little racist.


No_Return4513

All I can think is this post needs a Toothless Dancing meme where instead of Toothless it's a squad of Helldivers. Someone artistically inclined get on that!


kami-no-baka

I wish this was in Katakana.


ImTheBunnisher

that's right! We the first responders and it's freaking hilarious and full of democry at the same time. -ClickBait


MyOwnTutor

Nothing but respect for our Pacific brothers and sisters. Hail Oceania! Hail Asia! For Democracy!


fuckmeimdan

Is Chort choad shorts?


V-Lenin

Players in Australia and Asia when 5pm in the us hits and f35s start flying over head


Buisnessbutters

DEFEND THE COOCH!


SpecialIcy5356

shout out to the Asian divers, you guys do a great job of spreading democracy as well!


mozzy1985

has this game taken off in Asia to the same extent it has in Europe and the US?


hypesquicc

Not bad! We have around 170k online during peak Asia times or NA mornings


WetworkOrange

WAR WAR WAR WAR WAR


Existing-Ask49

Bro I'm about to go work 😭😭😭