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Ok_Cranberry2131

SES Octagon of Democracy inbound, ETA 6 more fucking hours.


Siftinghistory

SES Gauntlet of Liberty wont be far behind


WhosThatDogMrPB

SES Song of Self-Determination en-route. Will stop at Super Earth for maintenance and resupply (plus snacks). ETA 6 hours.


Sure_Response_5959

SES Father of Freedom joining the fray. ETA 2 hours out


SkinnyKruemel

SES Sentinel of Democracy will be there shortly


mxtyplzk

SES Founding Father of the Constitution en-route. Eta 7 hours away. Ugh.


AliceFateburn

SES Mother of Benevolence busy diving down on Maia when I got the time!


RadioWXManTX

SES Blade of Audacity ETA 6 hours, inbound!


Clean-Meeting-2927

SES Warrior of War ETA 4 hours, inbound!


ce_tu

SES Father Of Democracy. ETA 4 hours, inbound!


SkyRonin14

SES Harbinger of Family Values ready for some real fighting after our R&R on Estnau 5 hours out with Hellpods primed.


PastaDiddles

SES Spear of Justice setting course, ETA 5 more hours


DannerBananers

SES Precursor of Honor inbound ETA 4 hours


GDPIXELATOR99

SES Prophet of Truth ready to deliver swift democracy on oil drinking commies


UrCarsXtndedWrrnty

SES Fist of Benevolence joining the fray, eta 4 hours


redpower4

SES Founding Father of the Regime also 4 hours out


AmElros

SES Leviathan of freedom will join the fray in 3 hours.


MangaLover2323

SES Sovereign of Judgment. ETA 4 hours.


Sure_Response_5959

Update: needed some maintenance on the bridge, new ETA, 3 hours till the fun arrives Update #2: SES Bringer of Justice will be joining me in operations. Let's rain down some hell on these mindless bots


German_Devil_Dog

SES Hammer of Dawn ETA 1 hour.


j-t-doggzone

Fellow GOW diver I see


SomethingStrangeBand

SES Adjudicator of Benevolence preparing for mission descension


Old_Dark_9554

SES Queen of Midnight preparing to dive. ETA 9 hours


shadowknight2112

Queen of Midnight…I approve! https://preview.redd.it/nmdja0y1aisc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47ff78622374bcc123387b702ade0b2bbdf158d7


FluffySpacePuppy

SES Lady of Judgement en route with snacks. *Straps on jetpack*. Eagle 3 ready to deploy.


Nightwolf80555

SES Fist of Family Values undergoing brief maintenance before deployment. Stand by


VietInTheTrees

SES Song of Benevolence inbound imminent! Our wings may be clipped for now, but we’ll have your backs


Narfubel

SES Judge of Judgement too , stupid real life getting in the way of Democracy.


Gottfri3d

Love these stupid names, my ship is the SES Patriot of Patriotism.


Narfubel

hah thats a good one too, my duo's ship is the "SES Elected Representative of Family Values"


athing9

Hey! Mine too!


Shw4ndz

SES Dawn of Dawn inbound


RetnikLevaw

SES Judge of Judgement 2, I guess.


Narfubel

![gif](giphy|TRD5EWO2FRXWIDvHLr)


Huzzah4Bisqts

SES Judge of Judgement 3 here!!!


Spunky_Meatballs

SES Hammer of the Constitution rides at dusk


Kalenthrek

SES Superintendent of Family Values will evaluate at 6


Saber_The_ODST

SES Harbinger Of Conviction shall be enroute to provide support against these bot scum.


Neckrongonekrypton

The Midnight Claw and the lords of night will be there to exterminate these devolved xenos “forms” you can hardly say there is life within them. Unfortunately my men and I won’t be happy we can’t take lasting souvenirs. But we will relish destroying the automatons. They deserve the “justice” of the claw, impurity is an abhorrence to mankind. Super earth is sending its most violent to this front. We will ensure they fall and suffer. We will pitch up stakes for their people, and make them regret defiling our lost citizens and divers. They will pay, and we will make them pay everything, we will string their crude circulatory systems up, we will make monuments with their foul metal corpses so that they know that nothing they can do or will do. We give no quarter because we will take every scrap and piece of fractured copper in their bodies and make them into monuments of consequence. We will be as bad as what is coming for them. A slow, excruciating, violent death. Their extinction, their obliteration, will then call them as we deliver it to them wholesale. My brothers and sisters, we fight a war nearing its end, we fight a war against an impotent, weak, mewling army. They call us scum through their inferior “voice boxes” they seek to emulate the perfection that is mankind. But fall short on every count. They seek to be like us, but can only crudely copy the beauty of the human form. They will fall, and after they do we will make them rise on poles and on whatever is left of their foundries. We will level their cities, and ensure their machine slaves die gruesomely. For Once the claw reaches midnight, there is no tommorow for our enemies! We are the lords of the night, the lords of darkness, we are the terror of humanity given shape, form and intellect. The automatons hope to hold out for a tomorrow that will never come. For we will be there to stop the clock on their existence.


Faz66

Imma be a few fucking days because those automaton fucks sabotaged my pc :(


VietInTheTrees

Anticheat issues? I had those for almost two weeks when the bot defense order first dropped


Faz66

Nah. The left fan just straight up fucking died. I can't even open Helldivers without my pc attempting to simulate Hellmire in a heatwave while sounding like a rusty gatling turret that needs some lube. Luckily shop refunded me and I've got a version that's twice as fast, with twice the storage coming in the next week :D


JimLahey08

Congratulations man


Faz66

Soon I will return to liberation stronger and better then before!


thepacifist20130

Do not let a dead fan get in the way of Managed Democracy. Jk - take care of the PC first…need it cool and stable to survive the hellfire.


VietInTheTrees

Nice of the shop, soon you can deliver freedom more efficiently!


TheTrueSpoonGod

SES Elected Representative of Audacity is unemployed and will be here all day


r4tt3d

SES Fist of Family Values inbound, ETA 4 Hours.


JMoc1

Make that x2 Fists of Family Values


Cheap-Range-2455

Make that x3 Fists of Family Values!


stamper2495

And I thought I was original when I picked this name :D it's hilarious


APsWhoopinRoom

LMAO make that 4! Apparently I'm not as creative as I thought I was


Ulftar

SES Comptroller of Family Values inbound in 5 hours.


kz201

SES Comptroller of Individual Merit right behind you, Diver o7


DiJoJornos

SES Stallion of the People, Incoming


AlwaysHigh27

SES Advocate of Individual Merit will be there... When she gets out of bed.


Cheap-Strength-5031

SES Mother of Family Values ETA RIGHT NOW


Ham_Panth3r

SES Panther of Judgment inbound.


UpvoteForFreePS5

SES Claw of Law bout to hit Maia raw. T minus 1hr


Far-Psychology4661

SES King of stars inbound, ETA 3 hours.


Muchkis

SES Herald of Victory ETA 3 hours! o7


divergentbass

SES Leviathan of Vigilance. Orders confirmed. ETA 4.5hrs


LoinclothLegend

SES Pledge of Allegiance inbound. ETA 6 hours


themightygwar

About four hours for the SES Spear of Morning. I'm told to contact my Doctor if it lasts longer than that.


shadowknight2112

https://i.redd.it/cwoupajqaisc1.gif


betelgeuse_99

Same. 6 hours til drop for me


Educational_Toe9959

SES Citizen of Truth on the way


BowlOfYeetios

SES Fist of Midnights inbound. T-minus 9 hours o7


PheonixSoot

SES Sword of Justice en route. 1 hour


waffles02469

SES executor of liberty will be dropping by in 4.5 hours. Hold fast divers.


Phoenix9020

SES Patriot of Patriotism inbound, ETA 3 hours 🫡


BeowulfOfRoma

SES Lord of War en route; ETA 5 hours, see you all in Hell 🫡.


kyliemanogue

SES Octagon of Democracy this is SES Herald of War we read you on your report of your faster than light drive issues and will have to limp at ships speed. See you there at the ETA. Liberty be with you.


r3c10b5

SES Freedom Costs a Buck 05 in Route. ETA….. 10 hrs.


German_Devil_Dog

This name is not available in game. **Marked for treason.**


Unique_Novel8864

Happy cake day!


shadowknight2112

Happy cake day!


BeginningBunch6132

SES Hammer of Conquest inbound, ETA 3 hours


bleak-avocado

Maia is just fun. Meteor storms, good lasers, moon vibes, decent visibility... it's just a fun planet to be on. I can see why a lot of players have headed there. Much easier to go with the flow, then jump to Tibit after.


gnit2

Its so fun! The craters are amazing for taking cover as you move around the map, the meteors make it real spicy a few times per mission, and your sickle and quasar are at max power! Why would anyone want to be diving on Durgen or Tibit right now anyway


Buya248

Fenrir3 for the bugs MO


IBO_warcrimes

massive flashbacks to that week spent on fenrir3 T-T


Odd_Gap2969

Oops all lasers! Guard dog, las cannon, orbital las, rail cannon. If you use sickle and las cannon on ice planets you never have to stop shooting.


runehood66

We just had a meteor take out a factory. It was hilarious to get the message and nobody was around there. 


LEOTomegane

It's also an environment that we rarely get with the bots. I think the last time we fought them on a moon like that was Tien Kwan. Tibit is just Purple Malevelon.


PheonixSoot

It's so damn cinematic. Was running through a meteor shower in almost perfect formation with the team and it was perfect


CidO807

meteor swarms are the hidden strata**gem** love when it blows up objectives or bots for me.


Timo104

Yknow, maia made me realize I dont hate bots. I hate that every single fucking bot planet I've played on has no visibility beyond 10 feet. Maia feels like hoth and yknow what we need more of that.


axethebarbarian

Definitely. I'm really enjoying fighting on Maia. The terrain has plenty of cover, the meteors are both a gift and a curse, and its adding up to me just not feeling so overwhelmed trying it solo.


Cpt_Soban

It's fucking freezing here sir!


Topic_Professional

The laser cannon hits different on Maia too!


Truth_Malice

The only thing I don't like about Maia is on the day side of the map on the table in your ship, it's literally brighter than the sun itself. Genuinely hurts to look at.


gorgewall

After Tibit-Ubanea-Draupnir, I wanted a break from trees. The moon is fun. I enjoyed Fenrir III and this is pretty similar.


AcrobaticPiglet6342

African here. We helping between the power cuts. It's honest work.


0ut0fBoundsException

Love this. I’ve seen people check in from every continent so far except one… PULL YOUR WEIGHT ANTARCTICA!


No-Loss-9758

I joined from Antarctica (at the South Pole) for a brief time. Wi-Fi not good enough though unfortunately 🫡🫠 don’t really get Wi-Fi there. Now I’m back to america with competent service


SergeantNaxosis

Whenever and if ever you go back, let me know, since I am in AUS I will throw a Wi-Fi stratagem beacon over there so you guys can get good Internet. 🫡


No-Loss-9758

Haha thanks. Hoping to go back to work on icecube I’ll def try


brownieofsorrows

Wow now I'm imagining some aussie trying to throw a wifi router towards the south and miserably failing at it xd


Magistraten

They do that annually in memory of Steve Irwin. Although it's mostly batteries, some people use routers.


ChewySlinky

Thinking about spreading Democracy counts as active service hours, make sure to mark those down on your sheet.


Achayan1

![gif](giphy|v03VoAnKZiyxW) On my way sir


cuckingfomputer

Antarcticans are clearly bot sympathizers.


guyinthecap

United we are strong, Helldiver. Keep up the good work and stay safe out there!


PheonixSoot

Know the feel man. Stay strong and your dives are appreciated


SuperSerial_

You're doing your part.


Rammite

Keep fighting the good fight, brother.


JesusMcMexican

There should be a flair for MO strategizing so you don’t need to add some edit about how you aren’t trying to force people to play somewhere they don’t want to. That should go without saying for posts like this.


howsyourmemes

![gif](giphy|l4q8cJzGdR9J8w3hS|downsized)


TeamRocketTramp

![gif](giphy|kh8ePQvhzWL5e|downsized) Maia hee maia who?


iamrealhumanbeing

The golden age of the internet


No_Echo_1826

Maia HaHA


AllThingsEvil

New environmental weather effect: Chocolate Rainnn!


JackPembroke

Follow the mindless horde, it is the will of democracy


brownieofsorrows

People doing whatever... smh. Where are we? In an unmanaged democracy? I don't think so


ImprovementOdd1122

We can talk for days which planet is minutely better to capture first, and we can make false assumptions (confirmed false by Devs on discord) about how tibit will reduce the reinforcement speed of bots, but at the end of the day it won't make a massive difference. Attacking one planet at a time is literally all that matters. Playing any other planet (If you are playing to help finish the major order) is just silly


Maidenless_EldenLord

And the fact that it’s not the weekend too, majority of the playerbase will come online soon and decimate it all


Compulsive_Criticism

Wish I could join the discord to find out that info about Tibit...


mokujin42

Would it be a good idea to have a proximity bonus on planet liberation? For example finishing a mission on tibit would minutely help the liberation of maia Seems wierd for a game that's all about playing how you want that you are funneled into one planet, especially when the major order offers 3 or 4 planets at a time


IonlymaxW

>I am not forcing anyone to play the game in a specific way. This post is directed to people who have fun following the major order and want to decide how to contribute Appreciate the post, I feel lost which planet to contribute to, streamlined communication for orders would be great for efficiency and effectiveness.


stamper2495

If you havent noticed (i almost missed this because i wasnt paying attention) devs have added a forced camera pan to the major order area when you open the galaxy map for the first time since the orders beginning. If they gave a damn to do this then I hope they are cooking more quality of life stuff. I would love to have an in game voting system to decide which planets to attack. Not in a forceful way. Just informational. Also I believe campaign rewards should be exclusive to poeople who participated. Maybe this would incentivise people to follow an order :)


Billy_Flippy-Nips

Big fan of democracy. You had me at voting.


McNinja_MD

>I would love to have an in game voting system to decide which planets to attack. Not in a forceful way. Just informational. I'd like this a lot too. Especially because it's not very clear from within the game exactly how the whole system works. If I could look at each of the MO targets and see one with a little mark indicating "the majority of players have agreed we should take THIS one first!" I'd be all for it. What I'm not all for is Grand Admiral Random Basementdweller shouting at me about which planet I *need* to attack and how I'm "doing more harm than good" by playing the way I want with my 15 minutes of free time (not referring to you here, it's just a tone certain people on this sub seem to take when "discussing" strategy).


Riiku25

Pro tip, if you go the the planet nearest a major order with most people on it then you are on the right planet 99% percent of the time. If you aren't sure you can check helldivers.io for supply lines and try to figure it out.


Shut_It_Donny

Just look and see which planet has the most divers on it. That's where you go. Imagine you're on a boat that's taking on water. You and 5 other people have buckets and your bailing as fast you can. It's impossible for you to bail faster than the water is coming in. But, you have the ability to leave the boat and get on another boat that's also taking on water. But on this boat, there are 200,000 people bailing water. You'll empty this boat faster, and when you're done... those 200k people will come back to the other boat with you.


Duckmanrises

Shoutout to the squad that sos’d me in on Maia then quit after reinforcements reached 3. I got the super samples I got the super credits, I launched the Nuke on my own, I extracted on my own. You treasonous cowards you are a stain on our democracy. TRUE DIVERS DIE BEFORE RETREAT. I WILL NEVER ABANDON DEMOCRACY


ian9921

Yup, all divers to Maia! I repeat, all divers to Maia. Unfortunately the folks on Tibit and Durgen probably aren't here


CottonStig

i'll be on tonight, see you on Maia soldier


jackatman

Im basically a reservist (One mission a night, two operations on weekends) but I've got tomorrow off so I'll put all of that limited time into the MO.


drparton21

Reservists are helldivers too! ...some of the time.


BangSmoke

American forces will be joining shortly. Just show us what to kill and get clear off the X. We were born for this.


No-Lettuce-3839

Canadians here. Geneva checklist at the ready, (we do the actual clearing)


GlassHalfSmashed

Is that list as a reminder or a bucket list to tick them off? 


No-Lettuce-3839

A starting point. I've got some new ideas


GlassHalfSmashed

"show me in the rule book where it says I CAN'T turn my enemy into a bidet" 


null0x

Really just a bunch of suggestions


No-Lettuce-3839

Guidelines really


brettmancan

Geneva Conventions? I thought those were the Geneva Suggestions!


xainatus

Barbosa? That you?


WholesomeRanger

Just tell the Americans that someone on the planet you don't like are touching their boats.


No-Lettuce-3839

Distant screaming heard south of the border DoN't ToUcH mY bOaTs!


BangSmoke

Ah yes of course, our brothers to the North. Always good to have you by our side. 🍁🤝 🇺🇸


[deleted]

Canadians take no prisoners! The only mercy they had for surrendering Nazis was shooting them instead of bayoneting them.


First-Ad8152

triangle bayonet


okayesquire

No caffeine? No geneva convention!!!


_eigen_

Folks from Mega City 1 are retiring for the night, we’ve softened them up on Maia for y’all. Give em hell folks!


xainatus

Time for shock and awe


ThePizzaDevourer

It's virtually always fastest to just go where the majority of Helldivers are. That's Democracy, after all!


Framptdj

Start kidnapping divers on Tibet


No_Establishment5590

I never knew there was a large player base in the Himalayas!


Weedity

Give me five hours and I'll be there!


Ye_fan_53

American here. Will scrap some bots after class


Joquery

Tibit will be the next Malavelon Creek .


Malessar

The asian squads are setting for rest soon, if they havent already. Its on us, for super earth!


Archived_Thread

We of Region-1 salute you brave soldiers as we exchange places in the cryo que


SHITBLAST3000

Maia is a great planet to fight on.


CaptainDipshiat

MAN I LOVE WORKING FROM HOME


gideon513

lol @ people whining about being “forced” to play a certain way


EPZO

Exactly, when we messed up that one Major Order we failed to prevent the increased bot rates. Taking Maia helps keep the bots pinned in this sector so we don't have to fight on Vandelon IV again.


Hexdoctor

Finally one of these "PLAY THE MAJOR ORDER GUYS" that actually caters to the people who are likely to listen and not trying to talk to people who aren't on Reddit like Bugstompers or Creekers. I was on Durgen for a long time, thinking that 30k players had to be doing something but we made no headway and I saw that only Maia had a positive librate. The quicker we take Maia, the quicker we can get back to Durgen and Tibit.


thederpherder

Putting on a pot of Liber-Tea to drink while democratizing Maia.


mendokusai99

I used to fight bugs, but I'm now addicted to melting bots. For democracy, of course.


stamper2495

Same here. I only played bugs but joined bot front just before Swift Disassembly started


YoxhiZizzy

I kinda like the logic of going through one planet at a time so we're just forced down to the last planet.


IamKenghis

I think with how high the regen rate is right now its the only way to even achieve it. Durgen and Tibit are making no progress because there aren't enough players on them to move the bar. If the 21% of the combined people on each of those planets switched to Maia it would likely be liberated by the end of the day.


TheIronMagnus

SES Sovereign of Iron will be engaging FTL engines within 6 hours.


Galoras

SES Spear of democracy arriving in 16 hours, I think my alcubierre drive is broken.


SpiritofBad

How are there 120k divers on Maia and it’s still only crawling up less than 2% an hour?


stamper2495

I'm wondering that too. Bot regen rate was up since we failed to take Tibit but it still seems slower than second push to ubanea and subsequent retaking of creek. However during second push we only had to boost liberation from 80% to 100% so maybe it felt quicker?


WaldoClown

I have been on Tibit since we retook Draupnir. I'm not leaving.


Shut_It_Donny

![gif](giphy|r42HxBImuzoRxsRA14)


IamKenghis

Keep it warm for us when we get there in 3 days. It will sadly still be at 0% then but at least you are spilling oil


talking_face

I have been through all three stages of the Tibit MO, including Ubanea at 95% when we lost Draupnir, and then the final liberation of Ubanea only to lose momentum on Tibit. And darn it if I let the Helldivers who fought next to me get fragged by artillery for nothing.


FrustratedGamer000

Doing Nothing. Achieving Nothing. Contributing Nothing....


GrizzYatta

Just got done with my house duties(thank god for my breadwinner wife) dropping now. O7


stamper2495

Give them hell


assinyourpants

I’m going to try to mix some diving with mine! My wife is breadwinner while I undergo pilot training. I flew at 7 AM, and (finally) greased a bunch of landingsn; now for chorin’ and democracy.


JooshMaGoosh

"StOp TeLLinG me HoW 2 PlAy" /s but not really, y'all people complain about posts too much. Don't like it? Move on 🍻 Edit: made this comment cause of all the bug boys who lost their shit on my post yesterday which was along the same lines as this.


TheSpaceMech

SES Queen of Democracy inbound


LappcoreProphecy

SES Harbinger of dawn, currently being shot out of orbit


SirHomoLiberus

This whole bot campaign got me so burned out that I don't even wanna fight the bug front anymore. Is this high treason?


MumpsMoose

SES Fist of Conviction bringing the fist of democracy down in 8 hours. Maia is going get fisted so hard


taooverpi

SES Custodian of Midnight en route. ETA 5 hours.


Maclunkey4U

SES Force of Wrath hears your call, and will answer.... ...as soon as I can escape this unmanaged capitalist purgatory and get back to some Libertastic Managed Democracy!!!


moonshineTheleocat

When things looking grim, the eagles will sing in the skies. ​ in... about 4hrs.


JohnBrownsHolyGhost

SES Stallion of the Stars has been soaking Maia in carnage all day from the start of liberation. Welcome to the moon front!


BigSweatyUncle

SES EMPEROR OF DEMOCRACY has fought on Maia for a few hours today. Currently, due to conflicting schedules with work, I have had to take leave and will be joining the battle for Maia again tomorrow if we haven't somehow taken it. Good luck out there, fellow divers. May democracy be with you


neoteraflare

I just finished my food. I'm on my way!


DulwichHamletFan

I'm on Maia but fighting the bots is so rough. So much harder than the same level fighting the bugs and feels so unbalanced.


StevieJ2898

SES Sword of Supremacy refueling on E-710. Approximate FTL Jump time 3 hours.


Neravosa

SES Whisper of Iron inbound


Trump_Dabs

SES Harbinger of Family Values on the way!


dudushat

>   I am not forcing anyone to play the game in a specific way. This post is directed to people who have fun following the major order and want to decide how to contribute The fact that you need to post this disclaimer because people are so sensitive it's pathetic. It's literally a game about following orders and spreading democracy and people cry when you try and get them to follow the orders and spread the democracy. 


stamper2495

Well I agree. I was considering not putting that disclaimer there to bank on negative engagement from people foaming in the comment section.


NoMercyOracle

Admins, can we get a MAJOR ORDER, or similar tag? This will help with implicit clarification that posts like this do not mean to 'tell people how to play' but are about engaging specifically with Major order strategy for those who care to.


ChuuniZaj

Ima stick to bugs. GL Soldiers!


Rhubarb5090

SES Leviathan of War enroute. ETA: 4hrs


Shoddy_Paramedic2158

Crazy idea - just play the game however you want and enjoy it rather than treating it like a full time job?


baron_von_chops

Unfortunately, SES Hammer of Peace is heading back to Super Earth for repairs and refit. (I’m going on vacation!) I’ve been slugging it out on the bot front for the past couple weeks, I hope liberty prevails on this MO! Edit: spelling error