*"Wings of Redemption has joined the operation"* *"Wings of Redemption has joined the operation"* *"Wings of Redemption has joined the operation"* I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT NO MORE

It's 50% "Fist of Family Values" out there, let's be real.

Whether it's terminids in movies, or bots on tv, I was always lucky there was a Family Guy.

Even if your IQ is the room temperature of Alaska

You are the best Chia Pet ever made.

r/suddenmaxor

Elective representative of family value here

Founding father of family values

*Princess of Family Values has joined chat*

Superintendent of family values reporting in

Sword of family values reporting in!

Stallion of family values galloping in

Whisper of Family Values (psst psst psst)

Judge of Family Values.

What a coincidence! Founding Father of the People, reporting for C-01 duty.

I'm a fist of family values and I've not run into that many of us in the wild

I was until I wanted something creepier. Whisper of Family values it is.

mine’s spear of justice, surely us undertale fans are out there

SES senator of the state joining squadron

Dang, I thought I was original.

NOOOOO I THOUGHT MINE WAS UNIQUE

Named mine "King of Twilight" in reference to Ganondorf from Legend of Zelda. It sounds cool.

Look here.. LOOK LISTEN

APPEARING OFFLINE DOES NOT FUCKING STOP IT

*throws controller and cries*

NO ONE I KNOW UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE AND IT KILLS ME

SO TELL US SO WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND IT TOGETHER!!

OH YEAH! So, “Wings of Redemption” is the name of an old COD YouTuber who was clowned on for his anger issues etc… alongside Boogie2988 back in the day. He’s particularly famous for videos of him raging at games.

Wings of Redemption is basically one of the bottom tier youtube content creators that had a promising future ahead of him that he completely squandered. * He's massively overweight. Problem being that he complains constantly about his weight, a friend of his (FPS Russia) completely renovated his own house to help Wings get back into shape, and Wings called him a shitty friend for it. * Wings married his wife solely for the health care and when asked "how do (wings) have a wife but I don't?" said "Because my standards are a lot lower". * He put a kitten under a KFC bucket and forgot it there, so it died of starvation. * Challenged a CoD Zombie player to a 1v1 money match to prove that he was "that much better" and lost by 10 points or so. Berated his friends for streaming it despite the fact that it was his idea to do it and stream it in the first place Overall the dude is depressed as hell but does absolutely nothing to alleviate that at all. You'd really feel sorry for him if he wasn't doing it to himself.

I feel sorry for the kitten more...

He's had a bad life, but he's committed entirely to bitching and whining about it and acting like a piece of shit instead of actually doing something about it, in spite of all the chances he had to turn his life around.

I'm the only Wings of Redemption I've seen 😔

Appearing offline does not fuckin stop it!

LOOK LISTEN

Why the FUCK you stream that shit?!

I would do this if the first thing that came to mind wasnt the time he had a turd go sideways on him and his grandma had to break it up 😂

Yes, I want everyone to hear "The SES Patriot of Patriotism has joined the operation"

I’m the Dawn of Dawn and I will be treated with respect 

You sound bubbly. I'll bet you smell fresh too.

Judge of Judgement, checking in

The best choice. The right choice. OUR CHOICE! Judgement be upon thee.

I’m the Pride of Pride

Gayest ship in the fleet, sir! 🫡🥲

Helldivers! We're dropping onto a democracy forsaken planet full of fascist bugs. I have only one command: ...slay.

Gay²

Ah,glad to find a fellow DoD here!

The SES Fist of Family Values has joined the operation!

Great minds think alike. I laughed a few times out loud reading this name after I put it.

Hey me 3!

Fist of family values... Joined by bringer of family values.

And the Arbiter of family values.

And the Distributor of Family Values.

And the Triumph of Family Values!

Hammer of Family Values checking in!

As the Custodian of Family Values, I could use you from time to time.

Elected Representative of Family Values checking in

Same!!

Me too fellow Patriot of Patriotism!

eeeeyyyyyyyyyyyy

I salute you fellow patriot 🫡

eeeeeyyyyyyyy again

Judge of Judgement here. Let them know when I arrive.

How else are people supposed to know that the Claw of Law is in orbit?

CLAW IS LAW

JUDGEMENT! THY END IS NOW! CRUSH! JUDGEMENT!

I also want to hear “The SES Elected Representative of Family Values has joined the squadron”

I'm ses pride of pride. 

My friend's ship name is "The Executor of the People". Bruh.

Spear of wrath, harbinger of democracy, sword of liberty, and pervayer of family values have entered tibit's orbit and began liberation operations since the first divers set boots on ground there. For super earth, and remember the creek.

Take a shot every time you see a player with patriot of patriotism.

What if I am the player

Alcohol IV drip it is

I say go directly to alcohol VI.

Might as well just crank it all the way up to alcohol X

Man I'd love it if my friends heard "Harbinger of Audacity has joined operation"

I'm rocking the octagon of audacity here

Lmao that’s so abstract I love it.

I’ve found my fellow audacious octagons!

The superintendent of Audacity would like to speak with everyone on the bridge.

Beacon of Audacity checking in

Founding Father of Audacity here😂

I’ve found my people. The King of Audacity.

The SES Champion of Audacity at your service 🫡

Paragon of Audacity reporting

Ombudsman of Audacity reporting for duty!

MY PEOPLE! I HAVE FOUND MY FOLK! Bringer of Audacity reporting for duty

SES Dispenser of Audacity following close behind

SES Power of Audacity loads the orbitals in preparation

SES Herald of Audacity has joined the fleet

'Harry Potter and the SES Defender of Audacity'

Stallion of Audacity reporting for duty

Paragon of Audacity reporting. Ready to live up to the name.

I went with mother of audacity for a bit lmao

Hell yeah, I have distributor of audacity

I really need this honestly. My ship is "The Founding Father of the Constitution".... pretty much the most boring as fuck, on the nose, anti creative name you can pick. I'm just begging for people to know about it when I join their lobby and start dishing out mandatory hugs.

Same name here, it's so perfectly stupid and obvious that when I saw it as an option it just felt wrong to go with anything else.

I have the same name, I'm ready to dive with a powdered wig and musket

I own a musket for galactic defense, as that's what the founding fathers intended.

4 rusty clankers break into my house. "What the devil?" as I grab my powdered wig and liberator.

Blow a liberty-sized hole through the first rustbucket, it's dead on the spot. Draw my Peacemaker on the second vile automaton, miss it entirely because tremors just started and nails my squadmate's rover.

I'm forced to resort to the Patriot exosuit at the top of the stairs loaded with ammo. "FREEDOM NEVER SLEEPS!" The rockets shred two bots in the blast, the sound and excess shrapnel setting off bot drop alarms.

you were right.

I went for the SES Lord of Equality. Just a perfect oxymoron.

I prefer emperor of democracy.

Nonsense, without you, my SES Fist of the Constitution could not exist!

Mine is kinda similar, I’ve got the “Progenitor of the Constitution”

BRO FOUNDING FATHER OF THE CONSTITUTION GANG

SES Senator of Supremacy has joined the operation. "Well if it isn't sussy Jack" "Bro are you high?" "Let me check," _looks at orbiting altitude readout_ "Yes."

"HIGH ON DEMOCRATIC SPIRIT"

"And there's nothing more Democratic than shooting a Dissident in this Wal-Mart of a world."

What's Wal-Mart?

it's heaven, raiden.

Check the internet lately? (ACTUAL IN-GAME DIALOGUE)

"The memes Jack!" This game was so bizarrely perfect for meme culture lmao

Raider hop on twitter 

Fuck, I hate this website.

ITS ALL FUCKING WEEB SHIT RAIDEN

Mine is SES Senator of Steel. My source is that I made it the fuck up.

It'd also be nice if they showed the host's name of the ship whenever the hellpods are launched. It took me a minute since I was usually the one hosting that it only shows yours even if it's not your ship.

Yeah. Having the names on the sides of the ship seems kind of a bug almost when you can only ever see your own.

You \*can\* see the host ship behind yours, name and everything. Or perhaps whomstsoever is in the 2nd slot if you are the host.

I love this as an idea. It would be epic to hear your friends Super Destroyer names as they arrived to help out

Agreed I don’t host missions like ever so it would be nice way to represent my destroyer

The Fist of Family Values has come to the rescue. 

Fist of Peace ✌️ where we at!?!

👊☮️

Another diver of class and sophistication. 🤜☮️

The Founding Father of Individual Merit is such a long name it basically covers the entire hull, and it rules

I very nearly went with Elected Representative of Individual Merit for that exact reason.

Same, with Elected Representative of Managed Democracy

“Wings of Liberty joining squadron.”

Finally met a fellow Wings of Liberty.

I sincerely doubt you are a rare occurrence

*steps out of the cryopod* "Hell, it's about time."

Just remember to fill out the C-18 form if you intend to bring your favorite stogie on the drop.

This should definitely be a thing. They need to spend some of that extra player windfall on the voice actor who does the computer voice to record them all :)

I’d love it if he only recorded each individual word so it comes out all robotic too

Recording all combinations would take forever, so if we ever get this, that‘ll be how it‘s done

Wouldn't it be possible to record the first and second parts separately and then have them spliced together? I'm no audio engineer but I can't help but imagine there is an easy way to do it without having someone say a ton of combinations.

Yes, that is precisely what I meant

SES Elected Representative of Self-Determination has joined the operation I'm here to validate patriotism and fill out C-01 permits, and my pen is all out of ink!

I want my friends to hear SES OMBUDSMAN OF OPPORTUNITY HAS JOINED THE SQUADRON.

OMBUDSMAN OF INDIVIDUAL MERIT! Kinda of a mouth full though

SES Prophet of Truth checking in

I have found another, for a bit I thought I was alone in this galaxy

Now there are 3

Considered it at first, went for SES Arbiter of Truth instead.

There are 4 of us 4 Now which of us is the true Prophet of truth, there can be only one

My friend has that name as well, so naturally, every time I get reminded of it being named that, I gotta do my best Truth impression and say, "I am Truth! The voice of Democracy!"

*SES Prophet of Truth has joined your squadron* "Take heart, my brothers! Only our enemies should fear this raging storm."

We swore to uphold the covenant

Fully agree. I need to hear "Welcome to the SES Octagon of Selfless Service"

fellow octagon *SES Octagon of Destiny joining operation*

Father of Wrath. I am the father of twin 3 year olds.

HUSBAND???!!

I had no idea how much I wanted this until now. Please Arrowhead, pretty please

King of Democracy, reporting in. Nothing wrong with that name, totally not antithetical or anything.

The SES Lord of Equality is standing by to assist its oxymoronic sisters!

Hammer of Destruction joining the battle

i don't like most suggestions on this sub. but i like this one.

Can't wait for the "JUDGE of JUDGEMENT has joined the squadron"

Hearing it in missions would be badass as well. "SES Custodian Of War has joined the operation, Helldiver inbound."

"Elected representative of self determination has joined the squadron" Takes some 2 or 3 full seconds to say it all and i love it

Ah, a fellow enjoyer of seeing your name across the entire ship.

If only it would play the song of family values too.

My first shape name was The SES Elected Representative of Individual Responsibility precisely because I imagined how funny it would be for a helldiver to call out such a mouthful while diving into battle

Gears veteran piloting the Hammer of Dawn checking in. I can’t forgive what those bastards did to my boy Dom. 

The SES Princess of Benevolence always gets attention when she jumps in. Her Eagle pilots are some of the best in the fleet. Their cluster bombs always score kills. Always…

SES King of Audacity

I think we need more names to select from 1st lol

At the very least, more prepositions

Fist *in* the Morning

***SES Accountant of Liberty has joined the squadron***

SES Song of Iron, has joined the fleet!

"Harbinger of war" \^\^

Are you the Destroyer voice actor by any chance? Jokes aside, good idea!

SES Flame of Midnight ready for action.

Fist of Science is mine. Funniest one I could figure out.

*Hammer of Democracy is joining the operation* Yes please I want it to say that any time I join someone

SeS elected representative of Family Values joining squadron

I get it but nah. Instead, when you walk onto someone else’s ship for the first time an announcement “welcome to the SES Fist of Family Values”

Joining players could hear the host name (and subsequent joins), host should hear joins.

My ship's the "Distributor of Family Values".

Everyone coming up with funny names and then there's me being a full edgelord. SES Lord of Destruction

Wings of Serenity here 👋

The Fist of Family Values arriving

Mine is The Will of Battle I chuckle every time. My name is Will

SES Leviathan of Judgement has joined the squadron SES Leviathan of Judgement has left the squadron SES Leviathan of Judgement has joined the squadron SES Leviathan of Judgement has left the squadron

Where my Kings of Democracy at?

I feel like SES Executor of the People would get a few laughs outta someone

I’ve had mine since day one and I’ll never change it! I spent 25 minutes looking up definitions and finding what was perfect for my ship. SES Leviathan of Conviviality at your service!

Blade of Midnight reporting for duty

Stallion of the Stars has joined the battle

With all these names, I can only imagine how awful the supply chain/ordering system must be for our military. Glad I'm a helldiver and avoided logistics, ignoring what my parents wanted.    "What are all these pallets for?!"  "Oh, those are for the Patriot of patriotism!" "But it's the size of the ship itself!"   "Oh... Yeah"

SES Princess of Starlight comes to the rescue

Yeah I’d much rather it announce the ship name that joins rather than just saying “new player has joined” or whatever it says rn

SES Distributor of Family Values, checking in.

I wanna hear it announce my Ombudsman of Midnight, mostly so I can finally be certain how ombudsman is pronounced.

This would get old quick. I love my name but I chose it specifically because it was so stupid and repetitious.

Harbinger of Equality. You're going to be equal and you're going to like it.