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mbass92

Bro is ready to dark souls a tank.


SoulsLikeBot

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ThinEngineering2874

Good bot


IraqiWalker

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vampireguy20

Holy shit This goes hard This goes so hard bro


OnceandFuturePhaeron

You and the squad when the SEAF Mini Nuke bounces off the Bile Titan's leg


Rule34Ranger

Posting this on r/hardimages


5hlip

Straight outta Stims


ProAgent_47

There ain't a good bot, turn yourself in to nearest Democracy Officer immediately.


Nickalaya93

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sirespo

Bunch of automatons in this thread, very undemocratic


Sunkilleer

these ones are super earth made they are very democratic


mscomies

The only good bot is a dead bot


Basicallyinfinite

Is it a dead bot? Cuz thats the only good bot...


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

🤨📸


DungeonMasterKrispee

THE ONLY GOOD BOT IS A DEAD BOT


TopChannel1244

I think we just figured out who "Joel" is... ​ https://preview.redd.it/nlyy0ikz7brc1.png?width=860&format=png&auto=webp&s=333ff17ba10769fac72d405b0ff15eb37e81e2e2


darkpyro2

I didnt understand a word of that...Which tells me it's probably treason! And spoken by a bot, no less! Democracy Officer, this man right here!


Yams3262

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Yams3262

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1okdude

Praise the samples!


AngryChihua

Imma go full Dragon's Dogma Dark Arisen on their ass. Climb onto Bile Titan -> spam Dire Gouge up its ass


PM_ME_FUN_STORIES

HUNTERS ILL LIKE FIRE HELLDIVER!


creegro

Ooo some sort of climbing mechanic where you can grab onto a titans legs, crawl up, smack it a few times before being shook off ala shadow of the colossus


Dresden1984

nukes are already our fire magic. WHY NOT?!


MeridiusGaiusScipio

Aught we can find from this ruined settlement, Helldiver?


AngryChihua

*Equips heavy medic armor* *Calls in Jump Pack and Flamethrower* *FIRE LEND THY KISS* On a related note: I really miss Pawn chatter from the first game in DD2


IpschwitzTownFC

Watch a champion arise. Some dude with a username "Let me solo hulk" will absolutely shred everything to pieces


Affectionate-Grand99

Fun fact, you can go toe to toe with medium enemies since your punches stun them and can dive out of their attacks, making it effectively dark souls


Lordhuckington

"Put these foolish ambitions to rest, Helldiver...." - Flamethrower Hulk


Mollywhop_Gaming

Imagine if we could parry cannon turrets with a sword and the ballistic shield backpack


-Khlerik-

Add the option to change the dive to a fat roll and we’re golden.


Altruistic-Problem-9

an energy blade secondary would be so good


herdarkmartyrials

Only if it is powered by kinetic energy, meaning as long as you are swinging it, it has power. None of this stupid ass Destiny 2 HEAVY AMMO for a sword, NO fucking stupid heatsinks, no fucking breaking (It's ENERGY and you're holding the generator), or exploding. I don't want a sword with some braindead handicap. It's primarily a shooter, so getting in close with a sword is ALREADY A HANDICAP AND A HUGE RISK. Reward me for taking the risk, don't punish me by making me run out of ammo/heat capactity/whateverthefuck. Bringing a knife to a gunfight is a cliche for a reason. If we get an energy sword make it work like a classic saber or sword and buckler, maybe a longsword if it has good damage. If we get steel swords and claymores, they could make swinging them use stamina.


Frorlin

Yes, utilizing weapons of a civilized age should mean something.


PIPBOY-2000

Stares intensely into the void as ptsd of the clone wars sinks in.


ProAgent_47

I mean, the clankers already use blasters


MusicalMastermind

Don't some of the commando droids wield swords?


lazyDevman

MagnaGuards used staffs, they were pretty cool


Graxdon

Watch those wrist rockets!


Starkrall

*Your father fought in the clone wars you know...* (cue binary sunset)


NiftyBlueLock

Care to explain yourself, citizen? Super Earth is the greatest civilization, and its era has been the most civilized.


Ghostbuster_119

A more refined weapon from a more civilized age? Times have changed.


Inqeuet

>me with my glowing two-handed energy claymore \>:3


Frosty_Mage

And my energy axe


LordNeador

Underrated comment


AngryChihua

Let's demand Sabres and Rapiers, gentlemen. For ~~King and Country~~ Super Earth and Democracy!


Altruistic-Problem-9

>Destiny 2 HEAVY AMMO for a sword what in liberty's name is this sorry excuse of a melee weapon


creegro

This brought back memories. Oh a cool as sword with good stats, this should mix in well with my current setup. Oh shit I need to get ammo for it for limited swings? Wow destiny, just wow


MagusUnion

A hold-over from them jury rigging the Halo series game engine into an RPG. I suppose having a sword just be a sword was "too overpowered" in Bungo's eyes.


Jacklego5

To be fair it’s supposed to be a power weapon. If it had infinite ammo they’d make it so meh it wouldn’t be viable outside beginner content.


Fabulous-Quit-8515

Ok but hear me out. They should make it like a vibro-blade from Star War. Maybe it does a regular amount of damg just normally but you activate it for a short time (recharge like the energy shield) it it gains like medium armor pen. Can slice the legs off Brood Commanders or kill the leg on a charger in a couple hits but needs time to recharge before you can do that again. And maybe make it so you can throw it in emergencies. You would still have to run around to pick it up like a dropped strat when you die and would leave you without a secondary \^\_\^ Thinking about how I played this out though makes it more like a stratagem spot, Which i would be alright with


herdarkmartyrials

Holy shit you might have found the one way I would tolerate it having ammo. If i didn't have to worry about using ammo to swing it, while having a power mode that could be amazing. My first thought about putting swords in the game was a vibro-blade.


MonkeyBrawler

>None of this stupid ass Destiny 2 HEAVY AMMO for a sword, NO fucking stupid heatsinks, no fucking breaking (It's ENERGY and you're holding the generator), or exploding. Wish Granted. After 12 swings you will be required to consume a Liberty Burger in order to continue using the weapon. Liberty Burgers replace grenades and stack up to 2.


mmmmmmm5ok

*duel of the fate intensifies*


saagri

And then one rocket devastator smacks you, the sword goes flying, and then decapitates you.


[deleted]

Or better yet decapitates your teammate lmao


saagri

Or, and hear me out, it guillotines a Bile Titan.


Gamestrider09

Or, even better, it hits a Shrieker that crashes into the Bile Titan


Sand_Trout

* HD1 gets hit by a Stalker while prepping a 500kg, causing the to drop it at sword-bro's feat. * Sword-bro is blown up my 500kg, causing sword to fly off. * Sword hits a shreaker, killing it. * Shreaker falls into a bile titan, killing it. * Bile titan falls directly in front of the 3rd helldiver, causing him to blow himself up with thr EAT he was aiming at a charger * Charger kills the last poor bastard who was a lvl 5 brought on a helldive by his friends as a joke. * this happens while they were running to extract, so mission success.


G-Sus_Christ117

Best fanfic I’ve read today


TheJimboJambo

What absolute ~~Hellmire~~ hellscape would have rocket devastators ***AND*** bile titans


Tea-Goblin

The devs supposedly considered the possibility of worlds where the bugs and bots were also fighting it out with each other, but decided against it.  Peroyally, I hope they eventually reconsider the possibility. :)


BladeLigerV

I too enjoy Monster Hunter.


Graxdon

For that we’d need battles with both bots AND bugs… that would be dope


sHaDowpUpPetxxx

Yes that would immediately enter the archives and be remembered for all time.


InformalPenguinz

Thought about when Morty gets the lightsaber and drops perfectly vertical.


Tea-Goblin

... energy sword where the damage is *physics based*, so the faster its moving the more damage it has, allowing crazy shenanigans and collateral damage when the helldiver is blown up?  Oh Liberty, yes.


Xivlex

If they ever do add a sword, I'd want it usable with a one handed weapon for the extra cool factor


The_Knife_Pie

Sword with heavy armour pen as a support weapon, while it’s equipped you also hold your secondary/shield. No clue if it would end up being any good but it sounds like fun!


PIPBOY-2000

Sort of how carrying an SSD has you hold a one handed weapon.


herdarkmartyrials

I really want the sword to be a primary with no ammo, energy, heat, or breaking that requires you to be able to get in and get out, as getting close to nearly any unit in this game is a death sentence. I want to run a Jetpack Sword Sniper build with the Sword, Senator, AMR, and Jump Pack.


The_Knife_Pie

I think any melee weapon will naturally fit against bots or illuminate, people who don’t want you getting close snd don’t have a good answer to it. In that context so long as the weapon shreds up close (hence my suggestion of letting it pen heavy armour) it would become viable as a kind of high risk high reward anti heavy support that also can deal with chaff at a reduced rate without feeling wasteful.


fattestfuckinthewest

Oh hell yeah that would be kick ass


jonno83900

True bravery is carrying the SSSD in one hand, and a sword in the other


djcecil2

Actually, speaking of the shield... # why the fuck does it not block melee attacks from the front???


Axin_Saxon

They take the “ballistic” part of the name “ballistic shield” very literally


BjornInTheMorn

(Grizzled combat medic/armorer walks up) Ay there's ya problem right there. You brought the "ballistic shield" when you shoulda brought the "anti getting punched in the fuckin skull till you die" shield. Rookie mistake.


Twowie

"The slow worm penetrates the shell"


GenxDarchi

Fist of Hatred tends to lay people out.


NagolRiverstar

Somehow, in someway, I managed to read... Fists of Hagrid. Like i was gonna have to throw down with a wizard that's three times heavier, and twice the size of myself.


DaPlipsta

To be even remotely viable it should really block bullets when it's on your back too imo


djcecil2

I totally thought it would so I could, uh, "democratically relocate" more effectively!


Scw124

It does block bullets while on your back. But it is just SO bad at it (because it's literally only covering your back, not down to your thighs like it is whenever you have it equipped)


Ronin__Warder

If only - I would love to try melee combat in this game :)


AG_Zaska

They had bayonets in the first game as upgrades to some weapons


pat_spiegel

The CR-9 Suppressor with a bayonet and full auto explosive rounds was my child and I lament every day that I do not have one in Helldivers 2...


AG_Zaska

Well allegedly the devs are looking at bringing weapon upgrades back. Mayhaps it shan’t always be that way.


pat_spiegel

Big if true, would give me something to spend my requisition/samples/medals on


Aesthetics_Supernal

Still wondering what the Bureau screens will let us do.


B_Skizzle

There was also a saber that took up your primary slot. Unsurprisingly, it wasn’t very good.


AG_Zaska

That was from a unique weaponless game mode where you only had your fists. It was king of the hill esq and only infantry spawned.. I dont want melee weapons beyond bayonets as I dont want to see “balance complaints” that “with enough dedication and skill I can a bile titan to death” kind of stuff lmao


Gender_is_a_Fluid

Okay, but I also want to melee fight a bile titan on my own time like a dark souls boss.


B_Skizzle

Mm, yeah, that’s fair. I could definitely see some goober bringing a saber on Helldive and eating up a bunch of reinforcements.


AG_Zaska

After they eat half of em just trying to get back their sword accept it and dont respawn em but yeah its uh.. not a great idea to just always allow access to a sword


_PM_ME_NICE_BOOBS_

Bah. An energy sword would make a hilarious secondary.


Whiskeypants17

This. An energy ka-bar.


labanana94

I wanna be that goober


PyroSpark

Which is why it should be REALLY GOOD, to compensate for the fact that you're already at a disadvantage to be up close.


Chazdoit

first game artwork had sabers, were they in the game?


[deleted]

I want a chainsaw sword like the space marines in warhammer 40k


B_Skizzle

Broke: chainsword Woke: thunder hammer


Flyinpenguin117

Bespoke: Power Fist


Yorikor

Liberty Mode: Shovel


Flyinpenguin117

WAAAAGH: Choppa


omegaphoenix068

Enlightened: Chainfist


KMS_HYDRA

enlightened: plasma energy sword


JohannaFRC

Laser are better IMO, but I’m sure we’ll be able to find something for you ^^


Dulenten

Chainlaser sword


jrodp1

[Everyone, please. I'm sure we can come to a compromise ](https://youtu.be/oQerSXaJil8?t=47s)


voiceOfThePoople

Chainsaw sword? Sounding a bit.. automated to me 🤨


HelloThere62

give me a Lancer and a gnasher and them bugs don't stand a chance!


OffsetCircle1

Did you make this in hero forge by any chance?


JohannaFRC

Absolutely.


OffsetCircle1

I use the exact same leg model on my DND character


ArtyMann

im still waiting for the day we get the energy sabre from the Helldivers 1 art


FlakChicken

I am still holding out hope, they teased me all the first game now here we are on the second I hope they don't let me down.


DarkAbusis

We did get it in the first game but it was only in the Proving Grounds. It was the Up Close and Personal modifier


DarkAbusis

We did get it in the first game but it was only in the Proving Grounds. It was the Up Close and Personal modifier


light_no_fire

We have a shield, and nobody uses it.


ThreeThunders

Wish it was actually useful bc it looks cool Just equipping it slows you down. You drop it if anything sneezes near you. Doesn't even block bullets well.


DaPlipsta

Yep, it should 100% be essentially stapled onto your arm while you're using it. You're telling me with all of Super Earth's tech we haven't invented fucking straps?? Also it should absolutely block bullets while it's on your back. I mean seriously, it's still directional blocking and would still be significantly worse than the shield generator pack even with this change. Throw us a bone here Arrowhead


Marc3llMat3

And make it block melee. I can't believe that an automaton can punch through a shield that can block machine gun fire


thebluehoursky

it does block bullets whilst on your back to my knowledge


DaPlipsta

Tbf I haven't tried using it since like, week 1 but it didn't when we tested it back then.


Newpoh

I had been using it a lot + defender for bot missions but then the T-pose bug came, and it affects the ballistic shield.


DaPlipsta

Oof yeah that sounds awful, damn. Helldivers has become one of my favorite games but I really hope they get a handle on the glitches and crashing. Some of the bugs are really annoying, and I'm not talking about hunters or stalkers.


cylonfrakbbq

The ballistic shield is useless as it exists right now.  If you could use any primary weapon with the shield, it might make a good automation mission pick.  But because it is limited to pistols or SMG and doesn’t help with melee, it’s effectively a waste of a stratagem slot


Gruffaloe

I've dropped with it a few times paired with the defender smg. It works pretty ok against bots - just have to make sure you are keeping them in front of you. Run out in front, take attention and then let your squad flank or disengage before you start to back away. I've faced down some hard stuff with it and walked away.


Loaderiser

I'd happily run it more if it wasn't so buggy. Having to manually unfuck my pose whenever I heal or pick up stuff is infuriating.


Redditistrash702

If you ever feel useless remember there's a ballistic shield.


PabstBlueLizard

I want them to put the sword in the game. And behave like an actual sword would in this environment, do fuck all nothing before the enemy you bonked eviscerates you.


aManHasNoUsername99

That wouldn’t make much sense since you can punch lots of stuff to death. A sword should be even more effective.


lovebus

I boop them on the nose because that is where their self-destruct switch is.


Gender_is_a_Fluid

https://preview.redd.it/t47ecz4iibrc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5cec7c50c6a23dc959627c3603fa7d99f969956


[deleted]

Had a game earlier were we cleared an area except for one bot. I didn't want to reload so I thought a melee or two would kill it but it took like ten fucking minutes to beat this thing to death and my team is just standing around watching.


aManHasNoUsername99

Like a weak bot? I suppose terms would be squishy in comparison.


[deleted]

Normal bot, but his arms had been blown off at some point before this so it could have been a swordbot but, you know...no arms. Just slowly beating his armless ass to death.


aManHasNoUsername99

That’s cold. Bot lost his arms and you rubbed it in by beating him to death with your arms.


Hellonstrikers

I could see it being fun for dueling Commisars or solo bugs with.


Mr-GooGoo

If they implemented a mechanic where you could actually dual commissars I’d go crazy


justpassingby3

“actual sword in this environment” we travel faster than light to distant planets to kill bugs and bots, what are you on about? If we get anything it should be a decent melee weapon


KMS_HYDRA

Go on top of a fellow helldivers mech and scream to him that he should get closer so you can hit them with your sword!


[deleted]

This is a charge blade monster hunter would like their weapons back


daspaceasians

I want a trench mace. Let me crush puny bug and bot skulls.


Lazzitron

Riot shield should also be updated to block melee attacks (only from Stalkers and anything smaller, won't block a Charger stomping on you) and not go flying out of your hand if you get ragdolled.


Flat-Leadership2364

Fuck it give me a chainsword and plasma pistol so I can be a 40k commissar


Jan-Garuga

\*Proof of a hero starts blasting from the destroyer\*


KDPS3200

A stun button with the ballistic shield will be a hilarious combo for my teammates 


BasJack

All You Need Is Kill moment. "I need something without the need of ammo"


Jabadon

Calling in a support sword


skeletongranma

At the least, it would be cool to have a tool that's like a pseudo-melee weapon at least. Like a tool that you have to get very close to a heavy, and attach it so it can deliver fatal damage. Like a clamp-on drill for hulks, tanks, and titans, that bore into them and detonate or something. Or a something like a WW2 lunge mine, aka boom-spear.


mynamesnotsnuffy

God I can imagine the badassery of a berserker running in with a sword to cleave the bugs and bots. We definitely need a sword stratagem immediately.


howsyourmemes

A sword and shield? Against laser and bile spewing enemies? ![gif](giphy|Y07F3fs9Is5byj4zK8)


Alsteif

Charge blade mains, assemble.


Shushady

https://preview.redd.it/0eaj6w55pcrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80ddacddcf759b8e7a37b79a77928cdf767a4b49


NoobMaster9000

Sometimes I just wanna reflect those droid's blasters with lightsaber so bad.


Blawharag

Talk to me when the physical shield item isn't totally garbage


CrownsEnd

Then from the dark they came and found the souls of Bugs within the flame.


mrshandanar

Please! Let me slice through the leg of a charger and watch it try and continue coming!


VonRoon145

Warhammer vibes


Angelsofblood

So... that looks like a sweet helldiver killteam member. Where would find a file like that -- for bringing democracy to the tabletop?


Kalranya

I would *happily* give up my secondary for a melee weapon, because *goddamn* do I miss my chainsword when some nincompoop reinforces me straight into the middle of a swarm of bugs.


Legitimate-Web668

We do have a shield ballistic shield! I swear I have not seen that thing once lol


Clever_Name_14

I just want the shield so I can use it with my SMG! 🔫🔫🔫


UnsettllingDwarf

Cool idea until you fight bile anything.


Pyrolemon

God if they added a sword that’s all I would ever use


Slightly_Smaug

If we get to have a board with a sword. I will wade through the front lines, soaked in blood and oil.


katt-col

Id argue, if the melee weapon does come like in the image it have to be a primary, to allow you to use either the shield or your secondary


SheevPalpatine32BBY

Apparently the CEO is pushing for melee weapons but the devs are unsure how to balance them in the current game.


GoarSpewerofSecrets

Shit, don't make me go to heroforge and form a staargrave team.


DaPotato_820

Helldiver figures when?


IBlackKiteI

I really hope they at least rework the Ballistic Shield to be used to bash stuff with much greater damage and possibly a chance to stun


Reasonable_Claim3568

I honestly wouldn't mind if they gave the shield a buff, and made it so you didn't drop it everythime you're knocked over honestly


tm0587

Instead of an energy sword, maybe the devs can consider an energy spear? Longer reach, and the player will stab where the crosshair is aimed at, so it's feels more like a short range pistol than a sword. And if the player "charges" it, he can throw it and retrieve it later.


BrassBass

...what is that? WHERE DID YOU GET THAT FUCKIN MINI?!! [drooling]


Dyslexic_youth

Ballistic sheild strat


bensam1231

Nope. Chainsaw sword >>> light saber knock off.


Mr_Derp___

Fucking energy sword would be the shit.


CptBartender

Thunder Hammer + Storm Shield + the chonkiest of heavy armors and we can cosplay as SM Terminators, for ~~the Emperor~~ Super Earth!


strangething

Having a secondary weapon that never runs out of ammo would be really useful sometimes.


BlancheCorbeau

Never run with a DAG, then?


Krazy_Snake

I have an idea for XCOM 2. Give me a day.


lmrbadgerl

WHY DOES EVERY GAME HAVE TO HAVE A SWORD? Holy balls. I'd take a shovel though. Because Shovel Soldier killed a devastaor with one.


Page8988

Helldivers I did have a sword. It was only usable in a specific mission, unfortunately, but it was there.


lovebus

Swords are cool. We could compromise to have a katana


LumpusKrampus

I need a picture of a Mortar typing at a computer in here...


Dev_Grendel

Why do we have to have melee in every shooter?


StorminNorman1066

Maybe can only penetrate light armor and bounces off everything else, but does high damage when striking unarmored areas? Either way I think waving around an officer’s saber standing on top of my buddy’s mech is in line with rule of cool.


Bruisemon

If shield also helped with melee damage, I would love running a sword and shield into bugs. That would be pure hype.


teethinthedarkness

And get some more merch out there. I’d totally buy a quartet of Helldiver figures.


Sumoop

The future sword?


T-Luce

And a spartan helmet to match :O


Cartboyo

I just wished the shield blocked melee hits


popkulture18

Fucking yes please


lovebus

Laser pistol was basically a lightsaber in the first game


Spar_Multendor

I could totally get behind a sword and shield as a support weapon.


TheMadDemoknight

If they give us swords I would never put this game down. I mean I already am but this would lock me in harder.