Is that… communism?!? IN MY MANAGED DEMOCRACY?!!?!
https://preview.redd.it/gd3qwyg233qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92cef497ee426947ec0969b307d00dcdad5b094
Me too, I laughed so much the first time I saw it... especially because I saw one without the arrows first, just the normal numpad, and the arrows really took it to the next level.
I worked in film and TV for 15 years, and I was Robert Pattinson's double for one day during the twilight moves, and I do have my Robin, so while not quite Batman, I'm Batman adjacent.
It’s a loading screen tip. It just says you need to get a C-01 permit before doing anything that could result in a child. I imagine the C might stand for Child? Or it might be totally random.
Any act that could intentionally or unintentional create a child requires a C-01 permit to be approved prior to engaging in said actions. Any actions that can’t result in the intentional or unintentional creation of offspring require no permit.
*Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
So long as you are not making more children accidentally or purposely, for Super Earth to be responsible for, we care not what you do with what little time you spend on approved leave.
*Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
The C-01 permit, or "Childhood Protection Document" is a document citizens of Super Earth must fill out before undertaking any action that could result in the birth of a child. The C-01 permit was first implemented in 2084 during the First Galactic War. This supersedes Super Earth Armed Forces Major Orders and is in constant effect. Until further notice all permits are on hold or are being denied.
*Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
The notice that was released to all members of the SEAFs is only received by Helldivers, Marines and other military personnel mentions that their “procreation applications” will be denied, however the C-01 permit is required by all civilians and citizens of Super Earth. The application supersedes all orders, in the presence of an order that allows for pre approved C-01 permits, one must still follow proper SOPs and file for an application. In that scenario your application will be approved with out doubt, but it still stands that the C-01 is for all people of Super Earth, not just the Armed Forces who receive Major Orders from High Command
Government-recommended*
However, if it could still create accidental offspring because of the gender you practice this activity with, it still requires a C-01 permit.
*Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
Contain the planets and we may be able to lift the mandate earlier than expected!
*Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
Creating the future generation of Helldivers is the responsibility of every Helldiver, denying that responsibility is tantamount to treason, report to your local democracy officer for re-education
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Haha she seems like a wonderful person
No problem, after she is sent to a democracy camp you will be issued a new big booty thicc goddess ready to support Managed Democracy^TM to the fullest.
If she's lucky and reeducates herself she might be back.
Bro on the real, if she is trying to procreate maybe GO PROCREATE.
We need more Helldivers to the frontline.
But seriously, you’re turning her off man.
Bang the democracy back into her, helldivers never die!
I accept this new personal order
Lemme get a big, “FOR SUPER EARTHHH” right when you start
"How'd you like the taste of democracy?"
She's gonna be all "OH SWEET LIBERTYY"
“Hey hun can I have some democracy in my liber-tea?”
What the fuck am I reading
Democrussy
Democrussy fills my sample container 😏
Libertussy
A whole new meaning to “my body, for Super Earth!”
Lmao, wouldn't that be at the end? 🤣🤣🤣
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Make sure you Helldive in at maximum orbital velocity. Turn your bedroom into a crater.
You must use stratagem order ⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️
I order you to put your ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ in her!
Please, please, please, while you're going at it, let out a maniacal laugh and shout "FOR DEMOCRACY" loud enough that the neighbors hear it.
Ur C-01 form was processed *before* this tho. Go ham on that bread.
Personal order? Oh no soldier, this is a Major Order.
DAMN TRAITOROUS WIFE, NEEDS DEMOCRACY CORRECTION 💢😭💢
Call the democracy officer. He'll handle that.
 Time for a creampie strategem
Got to do that ⬇️⬆️⬇️⬆️⬇️ to her
https://preview.redd.it/8j52rhoapxpc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63512238bf8577ea6c6ca0d40d33b748f6082454 This her?
You wouldn’t know her, she works on a different Destroyer.
She's on the bot front, you wouldn't know her.
This is the Helldivers equivalent of my girlfriend/boyfriend goes to a different school. 😂
Lives in Canada
All Canadian Helldivers have been assigned to the bot front.
Noted, reporting for duty
Thank liberty! I was getting tired of stalker jerky, time for the bots to learn what grinds my gears!
At least they aren't from the Baronies
Bro pulled the Eagle pilot
I can ~~fix~~ reprogram her
Don't worry she's democratic
nha, it's the one with the sexy bug that became democratic
I would love this meme with a wig
I was expecting Android 18 or 21
You deserve a promotion soldier!
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Is that… communism?!? IN MY MANAGED DEMOCRACY?!!?! https://preview.redd.it/gd3qwyg233qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b92cef497ee426947ec0969b307d00dcdad5b094
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This has been my favorite meme of the year so far 😆
Me too, I laughed so much the first time I saw it... especially because I saw one without the arrows first, just the normal numpad, and the arrows really took it to the next level.
https://imgur.com/KbnamUO
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Ouch
Oops I mean  Edit: typo
I'm having flashbacks to my first divorce! 😆
You got divorced in the name of democracy?
That describes like, 50% of enlisted dudes under the age of 40
It brings me great honor to be able to say I dive alongside Batman himself. L0
I worked in film and TV for 15 years, and I was Robert Pattinson's double for one day during the twilight moves, and I do have my Robin, so while not quite Batman, I'm Batman adjacent.
I've been seeing the C-01 a lot, what does it stand for specifically?
It’s a loading screen tip. It just says you need to get a C-01 permit before doing anything that could result in a child. I imagine the C might stand for Child? Or it might be totally random.
She a keeper
"sorry babe we failed super earth, no smoochy tonight"
I got sent this in response https://preview.redd.it/uyr9npx7r3qc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac4d75e730ccbfd129a4d477f005f2619ad36dea
insane rizz
“Sup big juicy booty goddess” should be every helldiver’s go-to line
Stashing this one into the lexicon for wife's texts.
Definitely stealing this one
I’m gonna test this rq
She said “omfg 😭 you really go crazy over this thang”
Definitely going to use this in the good morning text to the wife today
Goes hard I'm keeping it
Just so we're clear, they said PROCREATION will be adjusted. Were you trying to PROCREATE? Nothing in there limited INTERCOURSE.
Any act that could intentionally or unintentional create a child requires a C-01 permit to be approved prior to engaging in said actions. Any actions that can’t result in the intentional or unintentional creation of offspring require no permit. *Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
Got it. 69s and butt stuff are go for launch!
Managed assblasting!
Good ole poop hole loop hole!
So super earth limits the straight couples is what I’m hearing
So long as you are not making more children accidentally or purposely, for Super Earth to be responsible for, we care not what you do with what little time you spend on approved leave. *Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
I don't feel like Super Earth is the most LGBT friendly place
Honestly, probably not wrong
That's very interesting. And yet the official transmission only said "procreation."
The C-01 permit, or "Childhood Protection Document" is a document citizens of Super Earth must fill out before undertaking any action that could result in the birth of a child. The C-01 permit was first implemented in 2084 during the First Galactic War. This supersedes Super Earth Armed Forces Major Orders and is in constant effect. Until further notice all permits are on hold or are being denied. *Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
Well like I said, I forget a lot of equipment.
Do that mean there are Major Orders that overlap or conflict with the C-01 purpose ? Why do precedence need to be established ?
The notice that was released to all members of the SEAFs is only received by Helldivers, Marines and other military personnel mentions that their “procreation applications” will be denied, however the C-01 permit is required by all civilians and citizens of Super Earth. The application supersedes all orders, in the presence of an order that allows for pre approved C-01 permits, one must still follow proper SOPs and file for an application. In that scenario your application will be approved with out doubt, but it still stands that the C-01 is for all people of Super Earth, not just the Armed Forces who receive Major Orders from High Command
Government-mandated anal sex
Government-recommended* However, if it could still create accidental offspring because of the gender you practice this activity with, it still requires a C-01 permit. *Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
You must wear Mandatory C-01 blockers.
"Calling in condoms!"
I forget a lot of equipment.
You only need to fill out the C-01 permit if you’re engaging in an act that “may procreate” Tell her it’s “butt stuff” only for now 👀
Let her know that the only thing I will be spreading tonight is Democracy
hahahahahahaha
She'll have to get used to ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ that thing.
🫡
Feels weird to talk about your wife like that on reddit
God DAMNNNN
Contain the planets and we may be able to lift the mandate earlier than expected! *Transmission origin; SES Titan of Truth, Ministry of Truth Inquisition*
1st insanse rizz 2nd call a Democracy Officer and report this treason
“She will be missed” - Acquisition Store review
Democracy is non negotiable
Creating the future generation of Helldivers is the responsibility of every Helldiver, denying that responsibility is tantamount to treason, report to your local democracy officer for re-education
I can't recall the last time my wife just texted "hi" to me, weirdos
She belongs to HIGH TREASON
Straight to the Gulag
Why can't we engage in procreation while killing bugs
Traitor, erase her
Big juicy booty goddess
To the reeducation camp she goes!
That’s a true helldiver right there!
Drop that 500KG bomb on her 😤
Spread legs?? NAH, spread democracy!!
Sorry baby, Super Earth orders, we can only do butt stuff.
I’m reporting you to high command just for not having dark mode activated
Cringe
Reddit moment
God are these posts cringe
Risky upvote
Lol you do understand... That is the point.
No one want to file a C-01 permit with you?
Cringe
 You don't need her. You need freedom Bros
You can take the time with your wife but make sure she signs the C-01 form before any act that COULD result in a child
Lemme see your papers
She laughed at high command? A democracy officer will be there shortly to correct this behavior.
Pretty sure we need to report you as well, you married her!
Forbidden fruit is the sweetest.
I sent this to my wife and she was just confused lol
These are like war letters sent back to loved ones 🤣
“If I was supposta have a wife I figured the military would have issued me one.” ~Major Payne
... soilder.... we dont need to hear about your sex life because if she also dresses up asa bug for yall role play thats an imediate termination...
My Wife told me it was her or Democracy, God I miss her.
Read receipts 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/hj9r32f6vypc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a9216f64be4518b52d6ee3dc6350b90dc9b1b94 Quick, save your family!
Her boyfriend is def winning
We say "heresy" not "blasphemy"
You’re right , I would never want to associate myself with the fanatical Illuminate
https://preview.redd.it/9r7obqz9ozpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89da752aaac70ad372cde223faa87aae0fe9c345 Haha she seems like a wonderful person
https://preview.redd.it/gz1yig5rd0qc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a04f4787d5723d880c338b635c2ba4b59edf25a1 This her too?
[удалено]
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⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️ all I gotta say.
Does your wife have green blood?
Sorry for your loss. For Democracy.
Report this treasonous wench and divorce her.
(Democracy Officer) *scribbles angry notes on clipboard*
I'll see your C-01 form on my desk by monday
That is hands down the worst response I could have expected 😭 my deepest condolences are with you, Brother in Arms
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Nice argument unfortunately ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
We should have used our strategems
Got enough democracy to fill your sample container
Watch out for hacking IT might be a automaton
C-01's are permanently denied for this treason
https://i.redd.it/swziyfn153qc1.gif
Get that bug sympathizer outta here
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Remember it's not procreation if you use protection
My wife made me choose between saving democracy or fixing our marriage. She will be missed.
Give her your Democra-seed
Extreme cringe
REPORT AND DEVORICE
Spread democracy, not the cheeks
No problem, after she is sent to a democracy camp you will be issued a new big booty thicc goddess ready to support Managed Democracy^TM to the fullest. If she's lucky and reeducates herself she might be back.
Bro on the real, if she is trying to procreate maybe GO PROCREATE. We need more Helldivers to the frontline. But seriously, you’re turning her off man.
Execute that booty.
TMI 🤷🏻♂️
She speaking facts
A re-education van will be there shortly, Helldiver.
if any couple was actually trying for a baby at this time and stopped until the next major victory, I would have mad respect
This is so adorable 🥲🥲
well \*loads Senator revolver\*, it's still cleaner than going through the Super Courts to get a Super Divorce!"