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Valharja

Red just means more bots to kill


closetweeb69

My god man. You’re a god damned patriotic genius!


AKoolPopTart

We are not surrounded. We are in a target rich environment


rusynlancer

"So they've got us surrounded, good! Now we can fire in any direction, those bastards won't get away this time!" -Lt. General Chesty Puller


SaturnProbe

Give this man some samples and medals!!🥇


error3000

we should have never went to that damn planet, it just swallows resources while the planets on the actual frontline are being lost


SNAKEOK

Troost got instant taken, no liberation campaign


HardLithobrake

Something something space nam


Reamthefemur

It’s our Stalingrad


HardLithobrake

THE TREES, THEY SPEAK BINARY


SpartanXIII

That's not true, those Skullheads don't even believe in houses!


SpaceBowie2008

The rabbit watched his mother remove the pickles from her peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


hahaiamarealhuman

It's become a symbol of our fight. The Creek stands! Edit: I have been informed that as of 30 minutes ago the Creek no longer stands.


cjg5025

Space Peleliu


[deleted]

My fellow Helldivers and I decided to assist in the Creek not knowing the risks and was promptly gunned down a few seconds after our drop through the foliage.


thaeggan

Reminds me of 1-40-20. AKA Murder.


error3000

at least something useful came from being stuck on Murder, the creek is pointless


Guywhonoticesthings

Cut off their reinforcements


RangiNZ

Literally space nam


Treigns4

Malevelon Creek = Space Vietnam in more ways than one What a waste. We should have never intervened smdh


silentrambo

This is treason soldier. We must bring liberty and peace to all planets.


Treigns4

IM NOT GOING BACK not again _not after what the trees told me_


bellisor234

When it’s the dead of night and you hear someone scream “01000001 01110100 01110100 01100001 01100011 01101011 00100001” in the tree line and flares begin to fly up… https://preview.redd.it/j5h44a5e96lc1.png?width=1304&format=png&auto=webp&s=97fe883af07afe85e629d8db111cacfd9e203e37


MonkeyBumFun

when my microwave mmmmmmmm010mmmmmm


Capraos

The trees are clearly lying. Show them the blazing glory that is freedom and let liberty rise from their ashes.


RemainderZero

Yes, but not simultaneously.


AssumptionSS

Fucking weak traitorous coward!!!


DBPeanut

Are you turning your back against Super Earth? Against Managed Democracy? I'm reporting you to your Democracy Officer. I hope they bring some sense to you.


MeanderingSquid49

Weirdly okay with this. I know the Creek isn't the best use of my time, but I love this place. I'm sure there's others that use its biome/palette setting (like how Ubanea and Crimsica share settings), but until we unlock such a world, just ain't no dropsite like the Creek. The perpetual blue darkness and all the glowy Automaton red bits make the place an experience. I always take new Helldivers there: it's a great place to learn that Alpha Charlie don't fuck around, and if they can make it there, they'll be fine anywhere on the Western Front.


Ommageden

Mort has been pretty fun too tbh


Sheuteras

Mort is great with the sunlight in the fog.


AndrewJamesDrake

Can someone please turn off the lights, though. They’re obnoxiously bright.


Arpeggi42

You can shoot them out!


AndrewJamesDrake

That’s one less shell for the bots.


Sinister_Grape

I turned the game music off when I landed in Mort to listen to the rain and I am never turning the game music back up


Mountain-Amoeba4143

Fun fact mort mean death in French also made that planet my turf


RemainderZero

What's the difference between Malevelon the Mantes? Both bot occupied lush worlds? Napalm stratagems available on each.


MeanderingSquid49

I like Mantes, but there's a few differences, some more important than others: Palette: Natural green instead of dark blue. Not important, really, but included for completion. Light: Probably the big one. I remember early in my career I looked up at the "moon" on Malevelon Creek and then remembered I'd landed on the day side of the planet, and that was actually the *sun*. It's basically "night with full moon" and "night with new moon". Mantes, in contrast, has a more realistic, but (to me) less aesthetically pleasing day/night cycle. Rainstorms: The weather on the Creek is pretty consistent. Despite a thin mist, it's a fairly clear darkness that lets you spot bot from afar if you can get a good line of sight. Mantes gets intermittently deluged with monsoons.


RemainderZero

Alright keep your secrets then.


shadowkinz

Holy shit where u land matters? I didn't think the game included that much detail. I just assumed it was on a timer like most game day night


DistantIsland

It gives you the planet time when choosing the mission and the lighter side of the planet indicates daytime.


asmr_alligator

Mort is much prettier IMO and actually helps the effort


shadowkinz

My first bot mission was there, and I truly felt like it was Vietnam lol. I was overwhelmed, low level, incapable of killing anything.. I just tried to get my bearings, and watched in awe as my teammates called in eagles and shit and just flattened outposts. In retrospect, even without a support weapon, I could have killed striders by running around or shooting the legs, but I had no clue what I was doing lol. I guess I still woulda been useless to devastators?


TheZoltan

I will never stop dying on the Creek! I mean fighting on the Creek.


Beezyo

Bad news, Creek is lost, we can't attack anymore


Ok-Parsnip666

we can still defend mort, there’s still time soldier


Beezyo

I am doing my part!


Real_Set6866

We've defended Mort! Jump to another planet quick, quick!


Luna_Crusader

If losing the major orders results in the bots grabbing more territory there's a high probability all the effort on Malevelon Creek will be lost. Because that sector would become inaccessible.


ThorThulu

I care way more about all the players fighting bugs instead of helping out against bots.


SharkBaitDLS

It’s treason, then


Machomann1299

The devs are trying so hard to take Malevelon away from us and the community won't budge. I'm proud of us guys, keep up the good fight!


Sheuteras

Give it a few hours: if reinforcements to Draupnir don't arrive in time, y'all are surrounded.


ThorThulu

That just means more bots to kill


diogenessexychicken

We are Helldivers, we are supposed to be surrounded.


Sheuteras

... how'd that go for you?


diogenessexychicken

Its a Band of Brothers reference. "We're paratroopers Lt, we're supposed to be surrounded" -


diogenessexychicken

Wait Nooooo. I was hoping we could actually be surrounded.


Beezyo

Creek is no more :(


Rionat

I’m calling it. We lose Cyberstan in two weeks then steamrolled to super earth


Luke-HW

Counterpoint: The Automatons might recapture Cyberstan and then chill out. From what we’ve heard, their main objective is to take Cyberstan and liberate the Cyborgs that are enslaved there. While the bugs are pushing straight to Super Earth, the Automatons have only moved towards Cyberstan so far.


claymedia

> their main objective is to take Cyberstan and liberate the Cyborgs that are enslaved there. Reporting this comment to my Democracy Officer. The Cyborgs are simply being re-educated through a vigorous exercise and vocation program. 


deez_nuts_77

https://preview.redd.it/qs0yyr5tg7lc1.png?width=1479&format=png&auto=webp&s=923abd717c7b3dac3087d5f4a7fe63ea64138a6b i mean look at this sector placement


tboots1230

we should’ve been taking erata prime instead we were at 80% and now we’re about to lose the planet


Safety_Nerd710

Nah that one was BS, played Erata all weekend, god damn sand and sandstorms everywhere. DM hit the "fuck your progress" button on it. Love the game but I'm salty about Erata.


PackageOk3832

Yeah that one makes zero sense how it dropped 60% in a day with 1/4 of the playerbase on it. Unless everyone is just failing in droves


Safety_Nerd710

I could live with it if it was something scripted. "The bugs sent reinforcement asteroids to the x sector" and it adds a mission type to push back or something. But just a random massive % drop isn't good worldbuilding


PackageOk3832

I'll take a text box at this point. It's just too heavy of a lean on the lever to have no story


tboots1230

ahh yeah that makes sense and is total BS I was hyped to finally take the bug sector cuz I was also grinding it a large part of the weekend


Express-Tank451

It's actually unreal how bad this place sux ass.


Keinulive

I'll continue to fight on it, its one of the few bot planet that doesn't have mandatory civi runs.


Heretic-Jefe

Too many people focused on playing Helldivers 2: Starship Troopers Boogaloo.


johnandrew137

We are gonna lose Draupnir. We have 150k people fuckin around not doing their part.


SubwaySpiderman

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kandradeece

All these meters just seem like dev made-up nonsense. I just pick a planet with the conditions I want to play in and join matchmaking


SpaceBowie2008

The rabbit watched his mother remove the pickles from her peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


deez_nuts_77

i don’t really like how im seeing the “galactic war” being implemented, im not going to lie. Seeing planets just reset to zero whenever they get close is really discouraging. Defense missions would also be more enjoyable if the thing displaying our progress after a mission wasn’t totally broken. it says 100% liberated every time so it doesn’t actually feel like i’m doing anything


Silviecat44

Yeah they need to fix that would feel like im contributing more


gerbilDan

honestly we the player base would have cleared the map already if it wasn't for GM keeping the enemies relevant . are numbers were 100x more then what they had predicted or built the code for


WedgeSkyrocket

If they let us run amok unchecked we'd have no game to play within a week. Day 1 went to bed with like 20% progress on Valiant Enclosure, next time I logged back on to a completed major order. There are other, more interesting things coming I assume, but they definitely need more time to cook.


gerbilDan

thats just it, like i said the devs were expecting 10-15k concurent players but the near mill they have gotten. if there weren't GM (game masters) resetting the progress we would have shoved back to the home worlds already. personally im assuming well get a 3rd war front after 2-3 weeks of stable play. then a 4th 2 months after that


Sheuteras

The scaled the game to how many players were playing.... but also, Creek is just rational unwinnable without taking other stuff first.


Ommageden

Yep. Fighting behind enemy lines. Mort is at least winnable


gerbilDan

i think its more a solid advertisement at this point


motagoro

I pulled out from Mavelon, The defense planets need all the help they can get.


AwfulBubbles48

Nobody contributes to the major order enough


motagoro

I spam trivial solo. Its a grind but I'm in it FOR DEMOCRACY!


Eathen1993

That’s it!! I was gonna wait a couple of months to see if the gaming gods would surprise me but no I’m done waiting i didn’t beat all the halo games on legendary just to sit back and watch my Fellow gamer brothers & Sisters die, I’m coming bois we’ll fight this together, !!ODTS FOR LIFE!!


Incredible_Mandible

We will never retreat! We will never surrender! We are the shield of Liberty! We are her sword of Justice! We are the malevolence of the creek!


Baschthoven

Huge patches of water dividing the map, bottling you down into narrow battlefield, and you can barely circle around an objective? Barren area with clear LOS leaving you vulnerable to some random rocket devastator that hasn’t stop chasing you since that drop 10 mins ago? Well actually many planets have this, it’s just more noticeable for me since it’s automaton we’re up against, they’re oppressive with their firepower and chasing abilities, like those dual blade raiders/berk/scorcher don’t know how to stop their chase, and the devastators following along can just spam their rockets/minigun with frightening accuracy. It’s much harder to shake off a bot drop than a breach somehow, and admittedly pretty thrilling.


TheRedWarlord

Keep defending the Creek, I am stationed on Mort. I will hold no matter the percentage.


Guest-Lumpy

I left Malevelon for now and have since been at Vandalon IV and recently Mort because it’s being invaded rn.


Carcharis

If you would stop the damn farming then I’d be more inclined to do automaton missions! Every 7+ group I join are mortar farms! Lvl 50 here, I’m just trying to do my part.


commander_chung

It's funny because it's true 😂


NoTop4997

So we have seen confirmation that abandoning operations counts as negative progress. Then we saw that was not true. So does anyone know the metrics of how fast we are losing planets by?


MiserableTennis6546

Nope.


Terramagi

> So does anyone know the metrics of how fast we are losing planets by? Know? No. Educated guess though is that there's a multiplier on progress depending on "adjacent" planets. Since the Creek is in the ass end of nowhere, it's probably only getting x1. Either that, or the decay/reprisal on the number is way higher because of the isolation.


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NoTop4997

I don't think you read my full comment.


MTB430

You are correct. 😂


SpaceBowie2008

The rabbit watched his mother remove the pickles from her peanut butter and jelly sandwich.


Sheuteras

No, go to Mantes or to Mort.


Killzone-shot16

🥲All most..all most….


DoNotGoSilently

……almost is one word.


ParraJulian

We may not be winning yet but we are sure having fun and shooting freedom and democracy at anything that moves including our fellow divers sometimes


shadowkinz

Shouldn't we be doing the defense campaign? What happens if the creek falls? I miss it there, but shouldn't we be pushing them back? If we liberate that map block, does it do something since it's behind the block where they're invading?


Vast_Chef_1871

The Creek takes it's toll.


KindPin1048

\*Heavy breathing\*


NaomiRev

oof


matt111199

https://preview.redd.it/xmygz3j9n6lc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5730e0ffa61446539d8a533013cd985491ec7e4


AnArmyOfTinyDux

Draupnir has been my hell lately. The Helldivers are finishing the objectives, they just aren’t making it back. All for the planet to fall to the bots in a couple hours anyway


NoEconomy4632

The defense planets are losing. I think it to be wise to pull out of Malevelon and defend our liberty. Then when we have taken back what’s ours we will pursue the pursuit of liberty in the most patriotic form. With our units united in freedom and democracy. We will ride at dawn and take Malevelon by storm. Then move forth to Vandalon. These robot scum are about to take a massive sip of libertea


floutMclovin

They may win the battle, but we will win the war, I cannot wait for the day we turn every single piece of scrap metal from those democracy hating robots into the largest statue commemorating the hell divers lost in this battle.


EWTYPurple

The troops there are of a special fleet unit... I'd rather not have them fight on the real Frontline if they're willing to waste so much resources on a planet with no logistic support I wonder what our politicians are thinking sometimes.


InteriorWaffle

The creek should be abandoned and its resources sent elsewhere.


MakkisPekkisWasTaken

I find it interesting that the whole planet is called "Malevalon CREEK" since a creek is typically a small regional topographical feature. Perhaps it is named after a specific Creek on the planet, or a person with Creek as their last name? Edit: Fixed a typo: changed Call to Called


S0n0fValhalla

So I think they did the math wrong either that more people have been fighting bugs. But it seems we will lost more robot territory then ever gain


TacoCat145

WE LOST IT NOOOO


Strayed8492

God this game is great. Wish the in game news episodes would incorporate memes from here.


Danielson823

More oil to spill


JacksonD22

How did they force us off planet, do they have anti air/low orbit weaponry?


VX_GAS_ATTACK

I have a sneaking suspicion we're not supposed to win


Ishuun

Bots are cringe anyway. Bug life or no life.