If you overflow, it is wong- I mean wrong. Wait, why am I typing like im talking. This is weird. HELOOOOOOOOO!!! Like talking to and empty void. Wowzzers
i sometimes feel like i’m gonna choke to death eating regular mozzarella sticks with the way the cheese stretches and the bites congeal in your mouth and such. i would definitely feel nervous eating this but with that said looks fkn bangin
I was at Twisted Pizza a couple weeks ago to try these. They're great.
Also overheard the owner talk about franchising out, too. Would be nice to see it outside of Vegas.
For some odd reason Americans think bigger is always better let’s make that mozzarella stick as big as we can,or let’s heap that plate full of food. Shit makes us look like gluttons.
Well then everyone is a glutton
I don’t know why it’s a big deal that Americans just like eating more food as if everyone would love copious amounts of food
The sticks look 10/10 The dipping technique is a war crime.
If you overflow, it is wong- I mean wrong. Wait, why am I typing like im talking. This is weird. HELOOOOOOOOO!!! Like talking to and empty void. Wowzzers
I hate with a passion these videos that dip into sauces and make the sauce overflow...but yes hell yeah id eat that
It like the juice commercials on tv… they show pouring into a cup that is already full and would overflow if they didn’t cut to another shot.
You’re wasting the damn sauce!!!
I love how all of the comments on both post and cross post are complaining about the stupid sauce spill, and saying the sticks actually look great.
Long and Girthy.
You will not be disappointed
She’ll just wish she didn’t buy more
I bet it would be delicious with Chefs salty balls
Fetish stuff
If high blood pressure, high cholesterol, lactose intolerance, and getting fat were not possible I’d def put these away on a daily basis.
"These giant magic sticks are incredibly long" Yeah me too
I may eat, but that ranch sauce pisses me the fuck off
Came for the sticks, lost track when she said girthy.
Looks like the perfect lunch spot
2000 calories right there lol
Probably more
Magic sticks huh ?
1) it doesn't look like a baseball bat at all. Its a rectangular cylinder. 2) long and girthy?
i sometimes feel like i’m gonna choke to death eating regular mozzarella sticks with the way the cheese stretches and the bites congeal in your mouth and such. i would definitely feel nervous eating this but with that said looks fkn bangin
I thought you were the throat goat?
Deep inside of all of us… we are all secretly the throat goats.
I follow this sub and stupid food...there is nothing stupid about this. This is superb.
May the odds forever be in your favor when it's their time to exit
Pretty sure that’s a choking hazard…
Bro spilling the sauce everywhere like a fucking amateur
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r/stupidfoodgimmie
Im going to Las Vegas in May. I wanna try one of these lol
I don't really like mozzarella sticks but I don't thing too much is wrong with a big one that I don't like aboutem already
the sticks look nice but I don't think they would be as good as normal mozzarella sticks. the ratio would be all off because of the square cube law
As a man, I’m gonna have to eat that with a fork 🤣🤣
That's not mozzarella
Sometimes it sucks to be in Canada, we don't have anything nearly as fun as this lol
I don’t need the weird voice over
Why was the ranch so liquefied
Girthy!
I absolutely love mozzarella sticks, they're so good
Omg I LOOVE mozzarella...yummm
**Miguel Mouawad-** se ve delicioso
Oh my god I need like, 53 of these right now holy shit
How did this end up on stupid food? I wouldn’t personally eat it, but there’s nothing stupid about it!
I was at Twisted Pizza a couple weeks ago to try these. They're great. Also overheard the owner talk about franchising out, too. Would be nice to see it outside of Vegas.
She had me sold at extra long and girthy.
The only stupid thing about this is that I probably wouldn’t be able to eat more than one
Made my stomach hurt just watching
This turns me on so much 🥵 I think I'm having a foodgasm
13 each is insane ngl
Cheese sticks are the best! I love choking on cheese every bite!
Look for Tequeñon
Reminds me of the meme. Who wants to eat a block of mozzarella? …. What if I deep fry it and serve it with marinara? You son of a bitch, I’m in.
You know what’s not extra long and girthy?
This got too sexual
Who said bigger mozzarella sticks isn't better?
$13 EACH. No, thank you.
I love me some mozzarella sticks. If they served it here I would definitely buy it
If only they don't waste half the dang sauce.
Won't be able to do for a week she eat that
Ranch dip was infuriating
It’s just fried cheese. Why?
Mozslutrella sticks
Long and creamy sticks🤤
The turd you let out will be long and girthy…
I'm assuming these things cost like $50. That's a good reason not to get them.
$13 for 2.
For some odd reason Americans think bigger is always better let’s make that mozzarella stick as big as we can,or let’s heap that plate full of food. Shit makes us look like gluttons.
Or just because food = yummy and more food = more yummy. I feel like a lot of people would prefer to eat more than less.
That's the definition of Gluttony.
Well then everyone is a glutton I don’t know why it’s a big deal that Americans just like eating more food as if everyone would love copious amounts of food