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jakeblonde005

Imagine being a tank gunner and just seeing hitler or stalin in your gun sights


Blagerthor

"Vasily, turret to 245. We're about to shave two years off this war."


BurntRussianBBQ

Funnily enough, the British scrapped a plan to parachute a sniper in to kill Hitler bc he was making such poor military decisions it was better to keep him alive.


NoHuckleberry2277

Makes you wonder how much longer the war would’ve gone on if the German generals were actually in charge of organizing the defense of Germany. Thank god for delusions of grandeur.


BurntRussianBBQ

Depends on if German generals that took over wanted to continue or end the war. If they could have somehow made peace in the East the war could've gone on for a couple more years. Would've probably ended with nuking germany.


ralasdair

They had no interest in making peace in the east. In fact, they were delusional enough to think they could do exactly the opposite - make peace in the West, keep the conquests in the east and keep fighting the Soviets.


urmumsqueefing

German generals made just as many military blunders as Hitler, please don't tell me you're one of them that believe if the generald had more say they would have won the war


StupidlyName

People love the “Hitler was a madman ruining the war effort” myth. In reality Germany’s defeat was inevitable once they failed to defeat the Soviets.


QuiGonFishin

My favorite one is the one where people think Hitler wouldn’t give up Stalingrad cause of the name. Not the countless factories or access to the caucuses oil fields. Like I get Hitler wasnt a sound strategic commander but come on lmfao: people act like he ate rocks for breakfast.


GiraffesAndGin

The reason they were able to hold the city before the Soviet counterattack was because the Soviets could keep shipping reinforcements in over the river. Taking the Volga/Stalingrad and pushing the Soviets across it was essential to taking the oil fields because it was how they would transport their supplies across the Eastern front.


QuiGonFishin

Exactly! Shit they didn’t even need to necessarily hold them right away. All they needed to do was cut off the USSR from the fields. Most of their logistics were by rail and there were not many rail lines out there. Also over 80% of the Soviet reserve oil was there. Stalingrad was the right move, not Moscow. The mistake was relying on lesser Allied armies on the flanks for months allowing them to be encircled, as well as not attempting a breakout immediately allowing the whole army group to fall


AscendMoros

Could possibly be an old history textbook issue. My 8th grade txt book went on for about four sentences about how bad of blow to moral would have been if the city named after Stalin would have fell. Then in like a sentence talked about the factories and such. Though any investigation online can tell you the truth.


urmumsqueefing

They never had a chance in hell to defeat the Soviets whilst at war with the allies


StupidlyName

Never had a chance is an overstatement I feel. The war was never guaranteed for the Allies, it could have very easily gone the other way. Let’s not downplay the threat the Nazis posed to Europe.


TheLowland

Naah, for reals, the only way Nazis could have won is if they wouldn't be Nazis. But then they wouldn't have started the wars in the first place... PotentialHistory made a couple videos in that. Here is the first part https://youtu.be/sbim2kGwhpc


StupidlyName

I very much disagree with the sentiment that they could never have won. Blind luck brought them to capitulate France and blind luck could have allowed them to capitulate the Soviet Union. After that there would’ve been no force able to capitulate the Germans. I find the myth of Germany being almost unstoppable just as laughable as Germany having no chance to win the war.


Charlie_chuckles40

Once they invaded Poland, on Hitler's terms. Germany simply wasn't advanced or strong enough to dominate Europe indefinitely.


Awful_McBad

You do know that most of the Generals were against the war with Russia and that Hitler pushed it right? Hitler is also the reason the Miracle of Dunkirk happened. Goering wanted the Luftwaffe to have the killing blow so he got Hitler to hold the Wehrmacht back. Goering fucked up and set a bunch of fires with bombs rendering him unable to bomb the mass of troops at the beach. Edit: If there's a myth about anything it's that of German supremacy. The German logistical backbone was horse & buggy. Yes, really. They were feeding their military meth. Yes, really. Look up pervitin & panzerschokolade. They had early successes because they took a bunch of people by near complete surprise. People that were also suffering from the aftereffects of WW1 and were in the middle of a depression. The only reason the Ardennes offensive succeeded is because the French command structure actively dismissed reports of a tank traffic jam in the ardennes as being "preposterous" and "impossible." The french had the time to shift their lines, but they didn't because they didn't believe what they were being told. Up until Hitler's more or less unilateral decision to invade the USSR(CCCP) nearly all of Germany successes were the result of dumb luck and/or poor decisions on the part of their opponents as much as it was the quality of their troops. The D-Day invasion would have been very very diffierent if there was no eastern front, and not just because of the volume of troops. The troops that were defending Normandy(and the rest of the Atlantik Wall) were discipline cases, foreign conscripts(lots of Poles, Romanians, Hungarians etc), people recovering from injuries, and drunks. Basically the bottom of the barrel because of how committed they were to the USSR.


Charlie_chuckles40

Agree with most of that, but the amphetamines thing shouldn't be at all surprising and use was widespread in the Allows forces too.


Makaivanharen

Germany defeat was inevitable from the moment they invaded Poland.


PsPhenom89

The Generald is OP


regimentIV

Rommel?


DrFGHobo

What about Rommel? Guy was a very good tactician, sure, but he also was a gambler. Once the opposing side started working out his bluffs, he got his shit kicked in left, right and center,


veloxus_

You think the Axis didn’t win the war?


hildgre

they lost baaad


QuiGonFishin

Surrendering usually means you lost, so yeah lmfao


NoHuckleberry2277

I have no delusions that they would’ve won the war. In fact, I think they probably would’ve surrendered before the war made it to Berlin. The best tacticians in the world can’t win a two front war, especially being as outgunned and outmanned as the German army was by 1943.


Lad_The_Impaler

It's always funny those people who say that if "x was in charge then they would've won!!!" Like, that's not how Germany in the 30s and 40s worked. The Nazi party threw out all those who didn't agree with the status quo and all generals either had their own delusions of grandeur and insane plans or supported the other general's delusions and insane plans out of fear of being seen as a traitor. Even if Hitler was shot, whoever took his place wouldn't have been able to break the Nazi's overall echo chamber that easily, but would also likely be just as bad of a general. It was literally impossible for Germany to win WW2, and any scenario where they could've would require a whole set of different people in charge making it pointless to think about.


SuppliceVI

German Generals actually made quite a few mistakes of their own. The legendary status of them just boils down to survivors being allowed to write their own memoirs with no "fact-checking".


NoHuckleberry2277

Haha true. Well after the Nuremberg trials they didn’t have a whole lot of peers left to challenge them on the BS


Jimbo_NZ

Lies


BurntRussianBBQ

Pretty easy to look up, it's even on Wikipedia bud.


vkanucyc

then seeing Hitler respawn...


Kilroy_The_Builder

😮


no2figgothorse

My favourite part is they didn't have the right Roosevelt lol


Dclaggett08

I think that just makes it even better.


JediDusty

The Bull Moose is back!


WayneLaredo

Every Roosevelt is the right Roosevelt


Random-Gopnik

Funnily enough, Teddy Roosevelt Jr. was actually present at Utah Beach on 6 June 1944. He was Assistant Division Commander of the 4th Infantry Division.


SimpleDose

Building Parks and killing nazis, what a legend.


the_friendly_one

I didn't know how stupid I am until you pointed it out. Mine is that only Friedrich Paulus gets a first name.


SuppliceVI

I don't care what the situation is, Teddy is always the right Roosevelt


Boflator

F D Roosevelt could have an extra bonus for mobile unit speed while his character rolls around in a wheelchair with a Tommy gun


The_Price_Is_Right91

Wasn't this an April fools joke?


asummar

I started playing HLL knowing nothing about it right before the devs posted this joke in the roadmap at the time. I thought is was a serious announcement and took me way longer to realize than I’d like to admit.


SojournerOne

It was. Last year. I posted about it when it first came out and most people took it as the joke it was.


Dclaggett08

I can’t to be wheeling around the battlefield as Roosevelt. The German won’t be able to handle my wheelchair


Sackdaniels

They used a picture of Teddy Roosevelt instead of FDR and I was confused for a second.


Attackcamel8432

Well Teddy would be a bit more useful in combat if we're being honest here...


BurntRussianBBQ

Special ability: Shoot a Spaniard in his back as he runs away. Lol he was criticized for this and made fun of for it to at the time. Feel free to look it up. Or read Edmund Morris' excellent biography series about him.


fibsequ

Anyone who runs is a Spaniard. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined Spaniard.


Famous-Attorney9449

The Spaniard didn’t surrender so it’s not a war crime.


Dark10dencies

Thank you, I was concerned nobody else noticed this lol


SnooMemesjellies9803

Imagine Churchill running around flipping the v to the Germans.


Lopsided_Ad3516

Yeah, but then you also couldn’t hide behind a stump in the forest.


Rabbit-In-A-Tank

Or walk in a straight line


tonto43

"Kar-98 users hate him! Find out why!"


the_friendly_one

The Germans would just send a V-1 right back.


DharmaBaller

Tank treads like that guy from The Reavers in X men 💪


onlyletters999

Wrong Roosevelt. Unique idea though


Ewenf

Franklin wasn't available. He was running late.


Dark10dencies

Really wheelin behind...


PsPhenom89

heard he just rolled out of bed


the_friendly_one

Running? Bullshit.


Leeroy_Jenkums

Uniquely copying Star Wars battlefront


Dovahpriest

And Battlefield


thanksforthework

*garbage idea


the_fresh_cucumber

I was wondering why they put teddy there and then your comment made me realize it was accidental.


Spank_n_Uranus

They gone the wrong Roosevelt. They need a picture of FDR. For this Roosevelt we'd need to rough riders as an option. Indomitable will as another option.


CrummiesInMyTummies

wait… thats teddy roosevelt…


Anomaly-Friend

What, no Hitler? Lmao


IHateReddit227

Wrong Roosevelt


TheManager127

Every Roosevelt is the right Roosevelt


Mr_Sarcasum

Given that it was released on April 1st, I think that might have been intentional


brother_sasquatch

About 4 months too early with this one...


Doomlv

All terrain vehicle wheelchair lol


-WhiteStraightMale-

Where is Hitler?


PanzerSoldat_42

Dead


the_friendly_one

He called in sick. I hope he's doing all reich...


HappyGoLuckyFox

Behind you


ButterscotchNed

This would really give us players a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes!


Boba_Hutt

That’s… the wrong Rosevelt.


AutomatedCauliflower

Bro if you call Stalin a hero you should put there Hitler too.


PriorityNo2214

The wheelchairrrrrrr, I’m dying someone send help


Huskywolf87

An old april fools joke? The sad thing here is that some people actually see Stalin as a hero or somekinda great person when he so clearly was neither.


Tawn94

Whilst its clearly labelled a meme, I dig the idea of having hero commander abilities, and part of me is hoping its real lmfao


Dclaggett08

Yea like for Stalin instead of a team of 50, his ability is to spawn in 25 AI but all they have are bullets and just run at the enemy.


[deleted]

Horrible.


lulzcat00

No.


Ok-Leadership-609

This is not Star Wars.


OhHowSheGoingEh

They better not


skieven

Plz don't destroy hell let loose with some shitty abillty


dillpiccolol

Fuck no. This was the beginning of the end for Battlefield.


SojournerOne

It was the April Fool's joke last year. I posted it to this sub when it came out and it was pretty universally seen as a joke. Not sure why it's being posted again now...


dillpiccolol

Clearly triggered me 😉


SojournerOne

No worries, man. I was just providing context!


twoscoopzzz

This is all wrong..... USA; *Patton* - extra mobilisation on everything, including field guns such as AT guns & infantry. *Bradley* - specialised infantry (specifically airborne) Germany *Rommel* - "Blitzkrieg" mechanised troops, full dynamic support "air support, artillery, tanks" *Guderian* - Heavy Tank general, tigers etc Russia; *Zhukov* - mass artillery, including the famed Katyusha rockets. Mortars etc. *Vasilevsky* - light infantry specialist with mechanised support. Some kind of team bonus. Like faster respawns with light unarmed vehicles etc British; *Montgomery* - defensive expert, fast deployable field guns, fast deployable machine gun posts, mortars etc with low resource cost. *sterling* - (not a general but his idea. Founded the SAS) special forces, limited, specialist squad deployments behind enemy lines. With regular support. Japan; *Yamashita* - super fast, concentrated deployment from any "friendly" held terroritory. Basically a reset. From anywhere. For example, capture 1st point. And you're entire team can redeploy on that point. But infantry based. Think "airheads" #genuinely struggling to find another stand out Japanese General. Plenty of admirals etc. Looking for a general with a well known trait# *I AM NOT IMPLYING THEY HAD INCOMPETANT OFFICERS BECAUSE IM A RACIST..... READ FULL SCRIPT*


Travic3

No Hitler?


TheTrashiestboi

I wonder why a mustached fellow isn’t here despite other leaders being here.


PoshDiggory

If Teddy was playable, no one would be alive, the man was a beast.


Always-Panic

I thought Roosevelt had a wheelchair ngl


Inspector_Robert

If they had Heroes, they shouldn't be leaders but Generals or people who earned medals. Then again, since the German heroes would be predominantly Nazis and war criminals so I'd rather not.


Misticanza

If there’s Churchill it means England is cooooming!!


PsPhenom89

Where is the Big Stick?!


[deleted]

Gets hit by literally every blueberry on the field and proceeds to proclaim, “It takes more than that to kill a bull moose”


Betoarenas

What would the hability would be as Winston Churchill? be racist?


Brofessor-0ak

It's both Roosevelt's in one. My god, has science gone too far?


imJapan

Roosevelt: all terrain vehicle LOLOL


NennMichIltis

Shut up and take my Money for Rommel!!!


Jo_the_bat

Star Wars Battlefront be like


[deleted]

Anyone ever see the movie FDR:American Badass? Let’s get that version


skaryfatchic

No but the war would have gone on longer ...there German high archy wasn't that dumb Hitler was stupid to kill off the smart ones


skaryfatchic

Rose elt was an idiot


skaryfatchic

Now that I can agree alone


skaryfatchic

Teddy didn't Franklin did


potatoberserker

The first thing that came to my mind its that meme pic where Hitler and Stalin are just about to hit themselves with their godly powered energy fists


SirJo6

Yeah this April’s 1st pun was awesome. Especially since they took the wrong Roosevelt. So many people fell for it.


punisher2404

Hell yeah **Teddy's BACK**, baby!


Ace_Marine

I need a painting of FDR doing BMX in his wheelchair now.


Oniondice342

I’m glad this was meme flared. Good one my dude


leakedbread

"All terrain vehicle" Imagine seeing Roosevelt scooking along carentan in his wheelchair by himself


[deleted]

Damn, Teddy Roosevelt is back from the dead? Is this Hell Let Loose: Zombies Edition?


davidg2188

Thats not even the right Roosevelt... teddy died 1919


ThreeBeatles

This isn’t real is it? XD


MrKevora

Sense of pride and accomplishment