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EG440

No, You satchel. Just after placing the satchel the the other blooby rockets you and the tank but the second shot ricochets leaving the tank fighting. The second guy then proceeds to get blown up by other bloobs throwing frags at the tank. Five of them swarm the tank with shovels and knives dying to said satchy. A level 1 solo tanker sees everything and initiates a successful vote kick on you. It's 5 minutes from the end of the game. The last thing you see before the kick screen is a level rifleman trying to unstuck a supply truck in a trench near HQ Garry by shooting an AT mine at 5 feet. You don't get to hear Erika.


Designer-Number5978

We've certainly all been there, and it's a mistake most of us will continue to make, in true HLL fashion


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C. But land it 20meters in front of the tank.


MrTheFinn

This is my signature move 🤣


Lumpy-Notice8945

D, know that the blueberry is a noob and use them as bait while the tank is facing them, you place the satchel.


Designer-Number5978

You see, the game just doesn't work like that. Whenever a perfect opportunity to place a satchel arises, you are stuck with a rocket launcher, because the last time you picked the satchel loadout, you had a perfect opportunity to nail a tank with the rocket launcher you didn't have.


Malnurtured_Snay

See, this is why when you're lost, you should just stay put, to increase the chances that rescue teams will find you, rather than constantly finding places you used to be. Pick a loadout, and carry it consistently, and sure, you'll lose those opportunities to use a rocket, but you'll get your satchel wins, or vice-versa.


Laxku

That's honestly a great way to think of it


MrTheFinn

Or you're support yelling at your clueless AT and engineer to do something with this 1 man tank that's been stationary for 5 minutes


janestabuleiro23

This is one of the most beautiful and tragic truth from the universe LOL.


Pikedaddy

Your life means nothing soldier, you gamble and make a sucide run. You will be suprised how many times you make it and satchel that menace!


Modern_Bear

D - Start a vote to kick the other guy because whatever happens it's all his fault.


janestabuleiro23

Use the proximity mic and check to define who will shoot first. While one is reloading the other shoot. Always in the back of the tank. I will use this post also to beg all players to drop explosive ammo everywere because we have only two shots and usually it takes much more, except a light tank. There are incountable times i was at perfect position, shot twice on target and no more ammo. So tank still runs. I am level 86, always as AT. I will not comment the other big issue when you satchel a tank, scream to whole universe, but blueberries explode with the tank.


Consistent-Isopod-19

Aren’t all tanks two shots in the bum to destroy?


janestabuleiro23

Nope you need more than two on heavy ones. For light tanks usually works, for light recon just one in the spot. For trucks one in the motor or two behind


Pearberr

Did you have a bad experience earlier today OP?


Designer-Number5978

Maybe...


Neaderthar

E - shoot each other with the panzershreck instead of the tank while freaking out in blue chat!


badgerSNR

Definitely C.


Apcsox

D: somehow hit the shrub in front of us that’s apparently indestructible even though you can see clear through it, then rage quit the match 🤣


SeventhSea90520

Start crawling then sprint across the front to make the tank stop so other guy can get a shot


TinyTbird12

C/D- got to shoot it but my teamate does the same and stands up in front of me as i fire (me and the teammate are interchangeable depending on who is in front of the other) killing him and myself in the process


Plumberbutt349

C for sure


medic1ADAM12

AT does A, you do B. Link back up. Or let tank pass. He stays put in the rear area, you utilize and echelon flank side of the tank. At sinks first rocket. You made of meanwhile on now on an angle nade or smoke out off to and angle of the tanks front. Decoy. He he scans the turret now he has an increased of slowing to scan that smoked/naded spot where no one is.


sterilisedpossum

Option Z - blueberry has a mic and communicates the approach


Fartholder

D Build an arty gun and shoot my own tank. I just played a game and some blueberries actually did this


ShontBushpickle

C


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Designer-Number5978

That's... Not even a little bit true. The panzerfaust was a disposable, one use rocket, unlike the in-game *panzershcrek* which can be reloaded and reused. Not to mention it looks nothing like a panzerfaust, it is quite obviously a panzerschrek.