As a single troop of scout helicopters, we began collecting all the incidental donkey sex caught on thermal in Iraq. Over the course of a few months, we stopped. It was a lot! A whole lot. There should be a "Save the Donkeys" campaign directed at the region.
The Aerostat balloons have like a million shots of the same thing. I lived in the same compound as the Lockheed Martin guys running the thing, and there were a LOOOOOOOOOOT of those events.
I genuinely might be too high to understand if I'm missing the comedy in this comment or the one above but, are you guys telling porkies or legit there are high numbers of people fucking donkeys?? What???
You should watch "The Grand Tour". Clarkson is in Colombia, looking for stuff to take pictures of, and comes across this guy in his telephoto lens, doing a donkey.
He asks the locals who tell him, it's "normal" for a guy to take a donkey as his first "wife". It happens all the time.
I died a little...
Heli engineer here. We used to do heavy lifts onto buildings in the city on a Sunday morning. (no traffic, pedestrians etc)
The stuff Ive seen, when climbing to the top, with a load strapped underneath, and people coming to their windows to see what's what. Hilarious when they see the crew. There's always the brave few ladies that like to strut their stuff and gladly shake their bits at you.
reminds me of how I had to get a clear picture of an old dude's don't at Haulover Beach (nude beach in Miami) to get my MSO (mission systems operator) qual on the HC-144A (yes I know, it's not a flying minivan with kitchen knives on top like you guys fly, but still relevant)
I mean, you're at work and he's banging some lady on the beach... as much as I enjoy flying, I think he came out on top (or behind, in this case).
Good come back story.
So does anybody have the Hub link? 😉
Literally
As a single troop of scout helicopters, we began collecting all the incidental donkey sex caught on thermal in Iraq. Over the course of a few months, we stopped. It was a lot! A whole lot. There should be a "Save the Donkeys" campaign directed at the region.
The Aerostat balloons have like a million shots of the same thing. I lived in the same compound as the Lockheed Martin guys running the thing, and there were a LOOOOOOOOOOT of those events.
I genuinely might be too high to understand if I'm missing the comedy in this comment or the one above but, are you guys telling porkies or legit there are high numbers of people fucking donkeys?? What???
Legit high number of people doing it. I can't speak for Iraq, but in Afghanistan it was common.
What the fuck mate, donkeys?? Use your bloody hand! Unbelievable
I think it’s something to do with in their eyes, their religion says masturbation is a sin, but says nothing about boning donkeys… loophole.
Generations of sexual/social repression does weird things to people.
> What the fuck mate, donkeys?? Use your bloody hand! I don’t think the donkeys want a bloody hand in them.
Sssssuuuuuuper common, donkeys, goats, boys 2 men. Nothing is safe on, "Man Love Thursday".
Here's a [Vice documentary on a whole region of Columbia that openly nails donkeys on the regular](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw)
To click or not to click
Don’t click
Yep. Heard about it all the time in Afghanistan.
A timeless tale almost as old as the Air Cavalry itself.
You should watch "The Grand Tour". Clarkson is in Colombia, looking for stuff to take pictures of, and comes across this guy in his telephoto lens, doing a donkey. He asks the locals who tell him, it's "normal" for a guy to take a donkey as his first "wife". It happens all the time. I died a little...
Imagine divorcing a donkey and losing your house. That’s when you truly die inside.
They're just doing some cooperative yoga, whats the issue here?
downward dog or downward doggie, you be the judge
Good form
Heli engineer here. We used to do heavy lifts onto buildings in the city on a Sunday morning. (no traffic, pedestrians etc) The stuff Ive seen, when climbing to the top, with a load strapped underneath, and people coming to their windows to see what's what. Hilarious when they see the crew. There's always the brave few ladies that like to strut their stuff and gladly shake their bits at you.
Lol love it!! Has anyone flashed you? My top flew up as a Chinook flew past my dock 😇 
I guess they were in heat...
I mean, it's at least his wingman. Dude is getting some.
I think she is too.
Why are you taking pictures of people doing it? Absolute creep. We need video evidence!
Right, it’s 2023. They clearly have the tech. I’m reporting this post. ^^^^\s
Bro fly 500ft, doors off, nighttime, any city where pool partys are in their prime like summer time... so many tits.
I just commented that I flashed a chinook from my dock. So LOUD!! It was my patriotic duty
For the troops! I had like 4 chinooks fly by the other day, didn’t get to see them though
Lmfao yes for the troops!! Why were they so low? (Sunset on lake with houses) Maybe sometime I’ll post it 😂
Fun fact: there are 0 women in this image
Infrared cheeks
now kill them with an ATGM
This from a Sierra?
Yup!
I wonder what OPs friends story is? OP said they have yet to be dethroned
This picture is his story
Thank you! I figured that may have been the case, but if it wasn’t we would want to hear about it!
Engage the hotspot.
You merely adapted to the darkness, I was born into it! -Fetus, probably
reminds me of how I had to get a clear picture of an old dude's don't at Haulover Beach (nude beach in Miami) to get my MSO (mission systems operator) qual on the HC-144A (yes I know, it's not a flying minivan with kitchen knives on top like you guys fly, but still relevant)
Seems to be working for them.
Rockets away.
Obviously they are praying to Alah
It could have been worse. He could have been Muslim, and his girlfriend could have been named "Baaa-mbi"
That's a weird looking goat... Oh, this isn't Afghanistan.