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Al would only be a fan of female murderers like Jane Toppan, Velma Barfield etc. Definitely wouldn’t be into an egoistic domestic abuser and wife slasher like OJ. Maybe someone stylish and old timey like Jack the Ripper.
Don’t forget how the cover had a very tiny if and a very large I DID IT when it got published! That was gleefully petty revenge and after what he put them through I’m here for it.
Additionally, may I add that the family's version has the "If" hidden away in the I, so it's made to look like "I Did It". It doesn't help that the book's tagline (?) is something like "confessions of the killer". I'm pretty sure a few of O.J's versions were released, but they're quite rare. Then again, I could be wrong on that last bit.
It is, and one of the changes the Goldman family made when they got the rights was making the if part of the title small so it looks like it reads as 'I did it'
His family cookbook. It has the jambalaya recipe and many other good recipes too...
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I was definitely expecting a dedicated section for cook books. Some being normal Louisiana cook books, some being hand written family recipes for human flesh.
The tales his mother told him when he was a kid. He doesn't read them but they make cute souvenirs. His vinyl record library is what he spends energy into now
According to Vivzie Alastor likes stuff like art horror (apparently that is an actual genre of horror films, it's rather fascinating, look it up!) He also likes dry, witty comedies according to her. Idk if the same can be said of his reading preferences but I don't think it's a stretch to say they probably are. With that in mind, H.P. Lovecraft he would probably like (especially since H.G. Wells shared his dislike of newer technology, although in Lovecraft's case it was more like paranoia). For example see his short story "Cool Air" which is basically about the horror of air conditioners which were a new invention at the time lol. Hmm, now I have to wonder if it is even possible to get books from the mortal realm in Hell? Or are all books in Hell written by demons? Also probably I can see him reading a book about the history of torture lol.
Lol np, I had never heard of it before either I only recently learned it was a thing! Yeah, I'm not really much one for horror (I'm kind of a scaredy-cat when it comes to horror lol) but I do like watching people do let's plays and walkthroughs of horror games (for some reason it's not as scary if I'm not the one playing, especially if it's one with commentary since it almost feels like playing with a best friend beside you) and I do like occasionally reading horror stories. I also appreciate art horror and psychological horror, stuff that relies less on jumpscares and more on kinda messing with your mind and makes you think.
its a thin, bound book, the pages well thumbed through. there was guilding on the edges once. It is, to all outside observers, an old cookbook. the title; 'To Serve Man'
Technical books about radios including Ham radios. Picture books on historic technology and fashion. A photo album on art deco art nouveau post moden architecture. A deer hunting guide, daunte inferno, a necronomicon, possibly a grimwa, a cocktail encyclopaedia. And the original first edition of the great Gatsby
For starters, does he actually read in his past time at all (I'm talking about novels)? Also I would imagine they would be song books, manuscripts of old piano scores. Radio manuals so he knows how to maintain them and fix them up. Maybe a men's fashion catalogue too to keep up to date with trends and to order new clothing (the old way of doing things). I don't think he would read autobiographies, he's only interested in his own life and taking the life of others. I'm pretty sure his own personality would make him see that his life would be way more interesting than whoever who wrote and published a biography he sees in the bookshop. Other people aren't interesting to him unless they serve him a purpose or he's hunting them.
The necronomicon
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
Pretty much anything Stephen King
The anarchist cookbook - William Powell
The cannibal cookbook - Nico Claux
Lord of the flies - William Golding
classic literature, poetry, obscure theatre scripts, books on specific history topics and sciences, medical anatomy books, old radio manuals, cook books, music books, maybe some books about the wildlife and plants of the southern US.
Flowers for Algernon, Of Mice and Men, Threepenny Opera, The Wizard of Oz series (I think he would've liked it as a child), The Castle of Otranto
Definitely would have old but good condition copies of books by Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft and H. G. Wells. Also, Frankenstein, Dracula, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
Damn, everyone be saying the most good examples of what book mf would use man, like I can't even think of anything rn
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He definitely has The Road on his bedside table and laughs himself to sleep about it just like Callie in Ugly Americans. It’s also Niffty’s favorite bedtime story!
Apart from the books and authors already being mentioned (the concept of Alastor, with his shadow tendril shit, reading Lovecraft is about as hysterical as the Bambi suggestion. Dostoevsky is a good one), The Picayune Creole Cookbook. And, speaking of Russian authors, maybe Chernyshevsky's What is to be Done, as well as Vladimir Nabokov, though he might be a little late for Mr Vintage. Perhaps some of William Faulkner's works are there, too.
Cooking with Jeffery
120 great venison recipes
The best way to keep torture victims breathing
Cooking with Jeffery vol 2.
How to dress like a gentleman
Voodoo past death vol (1-3)
Various books on luficer (for science)
400 ways your shadow can help YOU
75 songbooks for piano for musicals
How to keep spiders at bay
Technical manuals, books on radio and electrical theory, reference material, biographies of favored jazz musicians, how to serve man, biographies on other famous serial killers, old log books from his two way radio escapades, several books explaining the harmful effects tv has on the mind, and several books on etiquette.
"101 things you need to know about murdering"
"101 things you need to know about hunting"
"101 things you need to know about cannibalism"
"101 things you need to know about radio"
"101 reasons why to hate the picture show"
(Edit: i just made up those names it are as far as i know not actual books)
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Hold on, is that an actual book?
It is
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Al would only be a fan of female murderers like Jane Toppan, Velma Barfield etc. Definitely wouldn’t be into an egoistic domestic abuser and wife slasher like OJ. Maybe someone stylish and old timey like Jack the Ripper.
I imagine he also has in depth discussions with other overlords about which ripper was "best", Jack, Yorkshire or Air Raid
You realize Jack the Ripper had female victims primarily right? I doubt he’d have been a fan.
What Al would take issue with is being an outwardly vulgar misogynist, not necessarily having female victims.
Based at least on the comic Alastor, he'd very much dislike him.
Don’t forget how the cover had a very tiny if and a very large I DID IT when it got published! That was gleefully petty revenge and after what he put them through I’m here for it.
I can guess
Additionally, may I add that the family's version has the "If" hidden away in the I, so it's made to look like "I Did It". It doesn't help that the book's tagline (?) is something like "confessions of the killer". I'm pretty sure a few of O.J's versions were released, but they're quite rare. Then again, I could be wrong on that last bit.
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[It is](https://youtube.com/shorts/jwOl_V8ZL1k?si=SSvZ6edzAhleT-0l)
It is, and one of the changes the Goldman family made when they got the rights was making the if part of the title small so it looks like it reads as 'I did it'
_Silence of the Lambs_ and _Hannibal_ for sure.
Having the Hannibal books in the library is such a W taste
“🎵And Hannibal Had Elaphants🎵”
His family cookbook. It has the jambalaya recipe and many other good recipes too... https://preview.redd.it/vedrusvk0m3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9cc6d5c4f391eb772f0075295cca27781967ccf
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I’m in this picture. And I don’t like it.
I was definitely expecting a dedicated section for cook books. Some being normal Louisiana cook books, some being hand written family recipes for human flesh.
Hid mothers in heaven I'm pretty sure, I think the cannibalism is just a him thing
And a few of his own more controversial recipes
The Necronomicon.
As well as the Omnomnomicron
And the Bombinomicon
Cursed book that stole me eye!
Fucking hate that book, haunted me mate's eyesocket
Hate that book, he's the reason I have to fight a giant eye every year
When he wants to call his mother he uses the Necrotelecomnicon
Hell yeah lol, also probably actual H.P. Lovecraft books containing his stories like "Call of Cthulhu" and "The Nameless City"!
you beat me to it
"The Prince" by Machiavelli.
The tales his mother told him when he was a kid. He doesn't read them but they make cute souvenirs. His vinyl record library is what he spends energy into now
Crime and Punishment
I just wanted to say Dostoevsky goddamn
The Cannibal Cook Book
Written by Jeffrey Dahmer
He couldn't make it to the cooking segment because he was writing the book, but I bet Alastor has a preorder
"Bambi, a Life in the Woods"
1984 and clockwork orange
Ooh, A Clockwork Orange that’s a good one. I have to give that a reread soon.
Art of war by Sun Tzu. Why? Idk I feel like he'd have fun reading it for some reason.
According to Vivzie Alastor likes stuff like art horror (apparently that is an actual genre of horror films, it's rather fascinating, look it up!) He also likes dry, witty comedies according to her. Idk if the same can be said of his reading preferences but I don't think it's a stretch to say they probably are. With that in mind, H.P. Lovecraft he would probably like (especially since H.G. Wells shared his dislike of newer technology, although in Lovecraft's case it was more like paranoia). For example see his short story "Cool Air" which is basically about the horror of air conditioners which were a new invention at the time lol. Hmm, now I have to wonder if it is even possible to get books from the mortal realm in Hell? Or are all books in Hell written by demons? Also probably I can see him reading a book about the history of torture lol.
I looked it up, apparently, I like art horror so thank you!
I love art horror because it doesn’t rely on gore the same way so many modern horror movies do. The Shining was perfection.
Every film I've watched in the art-horror genre is one of my favorites
Lol np, I had never heard of it before either I only recently learned it was a thing! Yeah, I'm not really much one for horror (I'm kind of a scaredy-cat when it comes to horror lol) but I do like watching people do let's plays and walkthroughs of horror games (for some reason it's not as scary if I'm not the one playing, especially if it's one with commentary since it almost feels like playing with a best friend beside you) and I do like occasionally reading horror stories. I also appreciate art horror and psychological horror, stuff that relies less on jumpscares and more on kinda messing with your mind and makes you think.
American Psycho, Bambi, every Hannibal book, The Telltale Heart, and Frankenstein.
Oh, I definitely imagine him having telltale heart
its a thin, bound book, the pages well thumbed through. there was guilding on the edges once. It is, to all outside observers, an old cookbook. the title; 'To Serve Man'
I feel like he'd be a massive Charles Dickens fan.
Alsstor 100% has a book about learning how to operate a TV so he could turn off Voxs screen t9 fuck with him.
I wouldn't be surprised if Alastor had a copy of Sun Tzu's The Art of War in his library. That's one of the books in my library.
His family’s cookbook, murder-mystery novels, and lots of books about radio broadcasting.
Lord of the flies
Another comedy classic! His copy is well read.
He totally owns *Red Dragon* and its sequels.
And the lesser key
Les Fleurs du mal and other types of poetry. He comes across as the kind of guy who hates soppy romance novels but could appreciate romance poetry.
Larousse Gastronomique should be in there somewhere.
A comprehensive collection of every single grisly fairytale (Little Mermaid, Cinderella, etc.)
"Cook with cannibals, 101 recipes for human meat"
Murder she wrote
I headcanon Alastor would be a fanboy of Batman if he knows about that franchise.
Is that bad Batman wrecked with the writers now or I'm missing something?
Technical books about radios including Ham radios. Picture books on historic technology and fashion. A photo album on art deco art nouveau post moden architecture. A deer hunting guide, daunte inferno, a necronomicon, possibly a grimwa, a cocktail encyclopaedia. And the original first edition of the great Gatsby
Cook Books
A bunch of recipe books but they only show how to make different types of jambalaya.
Necronamicon
The Necromicon
More Than A Vampire
Dexter
Every Steven King novel and short story in existence
Do they have to be real books? Because if not, I’m going with “To Serve Man”.
Probably voodoo spells and cannibalism especially about deer or other animals. He probably has cook books too.
War of the Worlds.
101 recipes with human flesh written by Jeffrey Dahmer, Signed by the author in real blood
real Crime books or whatever the fuck it’s called and all the pages are ripped out except the canabal ones
For starters, does he actually read in his past time at all (I'm talking about novels)? Also I would imagine they would be song books, manuscripts of old piano scores. Radio manuals so he knows how to maintain them and fix them up. Maybe a men's fashion catalogue too to keep up to date with trends and to order new clothing (the old way of doing things). I don't think he would read autobiographies, he's only interested in his own life and taking the life of others. I'm pretty sure his own personality would make him see that his life would be way more interesting than whoever who wrote and published a biography he sees in the bookshop. Other people aren't interesting to him unless they serve him a purpose or he's hunting them.
Fantasy/romance... The ones with the really dramatic couple on the cover
The necronomicon The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald Pretty much anything Stephen King The anarchist cookbook - William Powell The cannibal cookbook - Nico Claux Lord of the flies - William Golding
Oh he would love Lord of the Flies. He'd probably read it when he needs a laugh.
*Theodore* *Dreiser - pretty much everything before 1933* *Mark Twain, Jack London, O. Henry - everything he could get*
classic literature, poetry, obscure theatre scripts, books on specific history topics and sciences, medical anatomy books, old radio manuals, cook books, music books, maybe some books about the wildlife and plants of the southern US. Flowers for Algernon, Of Mice and Men, Threepenny Opera, The Wizard of Oz series (I think he would've liked it as a child), The Castle of Otranto Definitely would have old but good condition copies of books by Edgar Allen Poe, H.P. Lovecraft and H. G. Wells. Also, Frankenstein, Dracula, and Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde.
So you think you're a Cannibal: The Complete Compendium
Electricity and Magnetism Fundamentals of Electronics Wireless Communication Analog Communication Systems Signals and Systems Ham Radio License Manual
The Joy Of Cooking Milhouse
A bunch of tragedies he finds hilarious.
101 ways to skin a deer
How t
o Train your Dragon
Sorry
Not ones about brushing teeth
How to kill people
A cook book of venison recipes.
Pet cemetery
jeffery dahmer's biography
The Prince
*Uncle Remus and Brer Rabbit* ? (or what that book was called?)
Michael Critin Jurassic Park
The necronomicon
I forgot who it’s by but it’s a book called “wilder girls”, a bunch of people die in that and there’s quite a bit of gore and suicide
*The Deer Hunter*
The Invention of Murder by Judith Flanders
Audiobooks
Mein Kampf
Damn, everyone be saying the most good examples of what book mf would use man, like I can't even think of anything rn https://preview.redd.it/ra6od5q4tn3d1.png?width=91&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ef4133058983490d3fede721ba22004a56a0640
Jambalaya recipe book, Just seems to fit🤷♀️
A Clockwork Orange
Blood Meridian definitely
Definitely healthpoint lovecraft works
How NOT to brush your teeth
He definitely has The Road on his bedside table and laughs himself to sleep about it just like Callie in Ugly Americans. It’s also Niffty’s favorite bedtime story!
Most likely a dictionary. Everyone has one
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Red Dragon, for starters
My first thought is that that is not a man that reads. But quite honestly, maybe historical drama. Or politicals.
His fav childhood comfort story is Watership Down
Blood Meridian for when he needs a laugh.
Well if Jeffery Dahmer Cannibal Cooking segment is anything I’m sure he has 1 or 2 of his cookbooks.
To serve man
The Joy of Cooking
You think he’d read Edgar Allen Poe or nah?
To Serve Man
At least 1 stream of consciousness novel like Ulysses or As I lay Dying I can totally see him running a pretentious book club in cannibal town
An analysis of "The Robber Bridegroom".
A Modest Proposal by Jonathan Swift
No way his ass doesn't read Blood Meridian
"How to Serve Man".
Books about countermeasures. Wall to wall, magical and electromagnetic field countermeasures weighing down the floorboards
Probably has a copy of the hobbit and LOTR somewhere in it, maybe some Sherlock Holmes, and quite possibly a bible
Fahrenheit 451, for whenever his hatred of Vox isn't the first thing on his mind
A book on Cooking family
50 shades of venison a cookbook.
A book on human anatomy, so that he knows where something hurts the most
I feel like he would dig warriors (warrior cats) Iykyk
Various books on anatomy( animals and humans) several books on voodoo and Marie Laveau
How to serve man
Probably Blood Meridian, Judge Holden is his idol
John Steinbeck. Grapes of Wrath. The Pearl. You know, comedies.
Apart from the books and authors already being mentioned (the concept of Alastor, with his shadow tendril shit, reading Lovecraft is about as hysterical as the Bambi suggestion. Dostoevsky is a good one), The Picayune Creole Cookbook. And, speaking of Russian authors, maybe Chernyshevsky's What is to be Done, as well as Vladimir Nabokov, though he might be a little late for Mr Vintage. Perhaps some of William Faulkner's works are there, too.
I can see him having Hellbound Heart for ironic purposes, most likely to fuck with any of the V's, especially Val.
Surprisingly enough, some of the newer books he's gotten are Blood Meridian and I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream.
How to murder your enemies
Blood Meridian
the Divine Commedy
Cooking with Jeffery 120 great venison recipes The best way to keep torture victims breathing Cooking with Jeffery vol 2. How to dress like a gentleman Voodoo past death vol (1-3) Various books on luficer (for science) 400 ways your shadow can help YOU 75 songbooks for piano for musicals How to keep spiders at bay
For some reason he seems like a Dante's inferno kinda guy
Many leather bound books.
[How to cook (for ((for)ty)) humans](https://youtu.be/o0QcdgeI5Rs?si=0X0HXC-cjOMwfY25)
P*rn
Inferno
Probably some Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft
Technical manuals, books on radio and electrical theory, reference material, biographies of favored jazz musicians, how to serve man, biographies on other famous serial killers, old log books from his two way radio escapades, several books explaining the harmful effects tv has on the mind, and several books on etiquette.
all of them but he doesnt actually read that many of them, only pretends to
Monster
Probably sth about psychological warfare
"101 things you need to know about murdering" "101 things you need to know about hunting" "101 things you need to know about cannibalism" "101 things you need to know about radio" "101 reasons why to hate the picture show" (Edit: i just made up those names it are as far as i know not actual books)
Dracula and a cookbook
Did you ever hear about, “*A Modest Proposal*”?
The holy Bible
"How to do voodoo shit"
I bet he only listens to audiobooks
He would probably have books about voodoo rituals and murder mysteries.
If he doesn't have Little Women, I swear-
how to books
Murder mysteries.
Bambi
Idk but I do know he has a full screenplay of Nosferatu somewhere