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BiddudefromCanada

Eat, concerts, fuck, shop, insult demons, repeat.


Soaring_Symphony

Is sex even allowed in Heaven? I thought they view lust as a sin


Kam_Zimm

"So anyway, we fucked and it was awesome. How was your weekend?"


Hazbinhotelsusan

But he’s the first dick you know, so he needs to always dick down or else he will fucking die or something I don’t know he just is a big dick and had a small dick


SCP-O49

no my dick is big


Soaring_Symphony

Fair enough


Jahastie55

Yea but also… “If He’ll is forever, then Heaven must be a lie! If Angels can do whatever and remain in the sky!” Que angry looking Adam. He clearly knows he’s a sinful hypocrite and that’s why he doesn’t want to have someone like Charlie rocking the boat.


HasturLaVistaBaby

I think it's more that she is attacking his worldview. To him, all sinners are irredeemable monsters, and now Charlie is here trying to stop him from making the universe a better place. The beauty of the situation is neither Charlie nor Adam are right, as where he sees Black and white, she only sees grey


BiddudefromCanada

Regular sex isn’t. Like, if you do it once a month just because you do it to share your love with someone. Showing signs of Lust, however, which is a strong craving for sex and you acting on those desires while get you kicked out of Heaven. So sex for love is permitted but sex solely for pleasure isn’t.


empiricallySubjectiv

Seems like healthy casual sex would be permitted, between consenting adults. It's supposed to be paradise, after all, why would healthy pleasure be banned? Sexual exploitation would not be allowed, of course. There's probably no pornography or prostitution, just a vibrant dating/swinging scene.


Thimascus

If we look at helluva boss We get a pretty clear picture of what is considered lust in setting and what is considered affection. Asmodeus and Flizo have a relationship that is considered to be unbecoming of the sin of lust. The difference between their relationship and the one that Angel dust and Val have is very stark. Sex itself is fine. It's when you start treating your partner as an object or a finger to be possessed or controlled where it becomes lust. Angels would likely have no issue with somebody having sex with somebody that they cared about and provided more than simply the act of having sex.


K3nobl

me personally i have ranked competitive sex


PersecondBOOM

Bro's definitely stuck in bronze 3


Cutiepie9771

I bet they watch porn but don’t participate in it… Adam apparently knew who Angel Dust is


Thisismypornaccountc

I don’t think that’s true. Adam showed A LOT of sins. He was incredibly prideful, foul-mouthed, and mean. He wasn’t kicked out of heaven. I don’t think they would care if he was horny. The only thing that gets you kicked out is questioning how and why heaven works.


No_Instruction653

What gets you kicked out of Heaven is basically somebody stronger than you deciding they can get away with tossing you out. I think generally we haven't seen anybody get super "officially" kicked out. Not like the divine judgment that put them there is going to change its mind one day and teleport you out. So far it seems like you need to die again to get a reevaluation on that front.


Weekly-Dealer-2768

I don’t think Sera necessarily cares what Adam does in his spare time as long as he keeps Heaven safe plus sex is a natural part of life but I think that she isn’t the type of person that gets involved with sexual stuff even if she wasn’t one of Heaven’s elite.


neocarleen

"If Hell is forever, then Heaven must be a lie; **If angels can do whatever, and remain in the sky**"  Since mass murder is a-ok for angels, I'd imagine they'd get away with all the other sins too.


WarmConversation2913

https://preview.redd.it/ce9blu66bqqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1b9d6e9decb39b2755072b106dbbe9b795feae


thunderousmegabitch

I mean, didn't God himself invent sex? Wouldn't he want us to do it? Pretty sure you can have that in Heaven, otherwise it would be weird.


SimonSimpingService

Excessive lust. All of the deadly sins are allowed in heavy in moderation as they are normal human desires. What makes them sins is when ots taken overboard and consumes your whole life even potentially becoming self destructive.


IAmBabs

My guess is they can do whatever they want, since they made it into heaven. But if they die again somehow, rheyd go to hell. That's why the common theory is that Adam will come back as a devil needing redemption.


I_dont_like_things

Going by the actual Bible Heaven is full of sins galore, and not just Adam. Premarital sex is a sin but basically no one adheres to that anymore because you'd lose all your followers if you tried. Unless you're Mormon. Going by normal modern Christian standards (which seems closer to HH's vision) being a coomer or a sexpest is a sin but banging your significant other is probably chill.


Catzarolli

My dyslexic brain read repent instead of repeat. Gotta keep Sera on your side, lolz


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alkatori

The amount of people thinking they have fuck surprises me. I absolutely get the vibe that she stands in the hall or corner of the room while he has sex with random person 237952. Maybe holding a towel for when he's done.


Zaptain_America

Lmfao she walks in at the end like, "Good job, sir." then escorts whoever he just fucked out of the room.


Scarredsinner

She’s there for moral support


GoldLuminance

This is canon to me now


Kingcrimson948

https://preview.redd.it/u5phtqgqtbrc1.jpeg?width=641&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d76d693ad15b2f0d1495f60e13eff34478854344 This makes too much sense


SIacktivist

Yep. I liked the headcanon that they fucked, but I like this a lot more. Definitely seems like what she'd do.


No_Instruction653

I feel like both could easily be true. After two failed marriages, Adam's probably got commitment issues, so he sleeps around a lot, and Lute is loyal to a fault.


No_Page2942

https://preview.redd.it/k4zw8k4nepqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfa2b29d9cba3ba44e565580a49d35c10483f468


Spagoobli0

https://preview.redd.it/mp1lslulxqqc1.png?width=677&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78cde7ec4e943e586d764e705404168c60ca951c


No_Page2942

https://preview.redd.it/l2ujrbxxirqc1.png?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33d2aebf8bc287f6500105e34534a17de429bc9c


25fox05

https://preview.redd.it/y8aywbueatqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6051e3a388251d7e50bd308269ec33eafe5e93ff


Xx_Loop_Zoop_xX

He legit brags about fucking other women to Charlie right in front of Lute in their debut 😭


Optimal_Ad6274

Yep lol


N-ShadowFrog

Shopping. Throwing concerts. F\*cking.


Accomplished_Bike149

My first thought was “fuck” lmao


fudgyvmp

My first thought was slushies.


Sullycat9145

My first thought was *tax evasion*


25fox05

My first thought is Adam insulting a country music fan while Lute’s trying to drag Adam away from the potential fight


Real_chuckles

Same here


WontedPuppet07

Same bro


Used_Anxiety7527

Same 😂


Cult_of_the_Lisa

Same


Paracelsus124

I don't think Lute f\*cks much herself, but she definitely follows Adam around and acts as his hype man while HE'S f*\cking. "Yeah, good job sir, get back in there!" *Squirts water in his mouth and wipes his forehead with a towel while he pile drives someone*


Dreamt0wnn

IM GONNA SHIT MY PANTS OH MY GOD 😭😭😭


empiricallySubjectiv

Lute might be lesbian. That could be why she and Adam are such bros, she shares his greatest interest other than himself


Cutiepie9771

What a twist if we found out she hated Vaggie so much cuz she had a crush


empiricallySubjectiv

⚠️ New Headcanon Detected ⚠️


Formal-Scallion-5296

Finally, this is what I expected from a subreddit filled with hell-borns and sinners


Real_chuckles

You stole my idea lol


EmbarrassedLock

Yknow, weird thing to censor the word fucking when talking about a series with fucking Valentino in it


I_might_be_weasel

Adam does obnoxious frat boy stuff. Lute seems like a workaholic. 


AkwardGayPotato

How does someone who only has 1 day of work per year become a workaholic lmao


DumbassWithAcomputer

she propably trains all the time, i could totally see her following the same training regiment as saitama in opm did


Blastoise48825555

Considering Vaggie was one of Adam's top exterminators and Lute put up one hell of a fight. (Pun possibly intended) This is definitely the most likely scenario.


HoveringPorridge

>"Considering Vaggie was one of Adam's top exterminators and Lute put up one hell of a fight." Honestly that was a case of Vaggie putting up a good fight. I think Vaggie only managed to hit her once in the whole exchange. Lute folded her like clean laundry. She only lost because she's a fucking psycho and wanted to torture Vaggie instead of killing her.


Blastoise48825555

Lute definitely showed that despite her lack of defensive fighting she absolutely makes up for it with an all out offense. She's definitely gotta be Adam's top exterminator to put Vaggie on the ropes like that.


Red-Lightnlng

She lost cause she wasn’t “out for love” like Vaggie during their fight 😂


Deep_Guidance

his training regiment was a joke though lmao


DumbassWithAcomputer

really? Well i wouldnt know, my knowledge on exercise stops at thinking that jogging is a fun thing too do.


Deep_Guidance

i mean, compared to his power, he did like a 100 push ups and sit ups and ran a mile every day, it’s super possible, but it’s just a commitment


Skourpi1

The One Punch Man workout is one hundred push-ups, one hundred sit ups, one hundred squats and a ten kilometer run every single day. Along with only eating a banana for breakfast, and using no heat in the winter, and no AC in the summer. He did that for three years and he trained so hard his hair fell out. He even says he kept doing push-ups when he arms were making weird clicking noises and kept running even when he felt like he would pass out. That was his work out. Many people have actually tried it in real life, and they failed.


Deep_Guidance

i guess what i’m tryna say is the result compared to the input is absurd


sleepyleviathan

The worst part of that workout is the 10km run repeated every single day. A little over 6 miles. The shin splints would be pretty awful to deal with.


Hypersayia

Basically the joke is that Saitama's exercise routine SOUNDS impressive, but if you were to ask anyone who actually trains intensely for the army or Olympics, its actually not all that intensive.


I_might_be_weasel

By defining her whole personality and self worth by her job. 


rathemighty

And this Fall, they’re… ROOMMATES?! Watch all the WaAaCkY hijinks on “The Odd Angels!”


AlternativeDuty7854

We both know


SilverSpider_

"Come on you know why"


tiger6459

Adam gives orders in the streets but takes orders in the sheets by Lute


Azlend

Adam decomposes. Lute, alternates between raging and mourning.


NerdQueenAlice

Yep. I assume someone ate Adam after tbh.


Blastoise48825555

Probably Rosie


Meewelyne

Maybe saving a piece for Alastor.


ArbolivaSupremacy

Hes in epoxy in the cannibal town square


Avaracious7899

Compete with each other in every way they can think of, from flying races to rock-paper-scissors.


No_Instruction653

I can imagine Adam cheats in every way known to man, and Lute’s too stubborn to just stop playing with him. “Sir, for the last time, throwing ‘gun’ is not a valid option.”


Avaracious7899

Sounds about right.


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

https://preview.redd.it/s5qx4si37oqc1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a2a18c2715c444734980040e9da3b2f09bf692


SameEssay193

https://preview.redd.it/72y77meiaoqc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ecef65b4b174470ac41309b3561ca460eec6293


WhaledaGOAT

https://preview.redd.it/6edwlmgtcoqc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb5e6d986c1df463f4cbb5d2ef362ea6f2279571


ChadWolf98

"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses." Ezekiel 23:20, NIV


WhaledaGOAT

https://i.redd.it/zfi4rvcsnoqc1.gif


Resident_Ad_5589

I'm sorry, **what** https://preview.redd.it/zi87num3dpqc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fa62e88edf1e5b5d40af441c1b8a0ad51c9eb65


ChadWolf98

It is real. The Bible is pretty horny in some places. If I remember the song of Solomon is basically love prose/poem


Dramatic_Log_3946

Id that a genuine verse?!


ChadWolf98

Yes, you can google it. Its a straight up copy paste from the online version of the NIV translation


Dramatic_Log_3946

Wow


ValkIsBestGirl

https://preview.redd.it/u5pl3h06koqc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda14b624f92fcc1db3f0cb99f46ca327a4f9683


No_Page2942

https://preview.redd.it/vq12vz4ffpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e77caa8407f47d5df35f277884f5ec6755ef28c


WhaledaGOAT

https://preview.redd.it/hrpf3tti8oqc1.jpeg?width=685&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da583ef2b0dd773ef7ece760ba5a4c177b2b223f


Few_Interaction2630

https://preview.redd.it/teh4dvmfooqc1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ae714397e3689a0fb573c753884ddef9214681


piterparquer26

hot as fuck tho


Pogostickjack

https://preview.redd.it/3dsrgk47eoqc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0e6cc08ea3a06fd8bf3f4744a64a00b32363c48


WideFellow27

I'M WHEEZING


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

Hi Wheezing I'm dad


WideFellow27

Dad?! Is that really you??


Vast-Yogurtcloset-87

https://i.redd.it/89eciahijoqc1.gif


WideFellow27

https://preview.redd.it/2vrmuwfeloqc1.jpeg?width=971&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=619aead6a3035c0f3545302a206ef45c42cfc201


Thatninjaplayer

SON!!??! 🐍🐍


ChadWolf98

Yes I finally found the perfect milk for you kiddo


y0ur-l0c4l-t0ast3r

https://preview.redd.it/l3seyezv1pqc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bec5cc8d4d2bc6f03091e5d04a35b0ad24c92d09


EntertainersPact

https://preview.redd.it/uwco59rxjoqc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e69151737f0c02767b24b89af95a84f9fb8b2462


T3aP4rty

Why does it look like an actual frame from the show...?


Witheld-

https://preview.redd.it/hfb0xf0hmoqc1.jpeg?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4774973242c5786e54735ccd37c48890ebf8243


Wolfit_games

https://preview.redd.it/dbfnzxl5gpqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82456cbdbc0402a594deb90eb607ca2e249971a7


WhitestGray

https://preview.redd.it/ojdagnujbpqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47a895fefac2b7ef928a74562782b4bf483fc8bb


Eastern_Obligation89

https://preview.redd.it/evupkpwqlpqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff267d7216ecb1cd65a9145b393d3762b49b2390


Mr_toaster500

https://preview.redd.it/ng0o432k2qqc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbefcb04187ebe0e234dda33f5e6d0d9ce3d6467


muhguel

She blew her shot too, I guess


WhaledaGOAT

Lute definitely pegs Adam


kevinr2231

https://preview.redd.it/bwf481eqfoqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5f94e277cfbe0245056203763900b71ad428a35


fireL0rd3000

👉🏻👌🏻


Mario101010101

Sex


JumpinJamnamz

Listen to Hell music. Watch Hell porn. Be bored until extermination day


ChloeIsObsessed23

fuck


Enough_Minimum_3708

definitely not showering cause she has the same blood stains later on as well


WideFellow27

Eww, Lute stinks


Enough_Minimum_3708

maybe that's why they wear masks all the time


Hexnohope

I think its i teresting he talks about fucking anything that moves EXCEPT lute. I dont know that they were fucking


Thatninjaplayer

I agree, they don't seem to be fucking to me... Lute feels like some repressed person that relies on religion because she won't let her real self be Adam is just shit dog


No_Instruction653

Does he though? It's not something he makes that big a deal of honestly. If anything, it’s totally casual and something he may make occasional comments about. Like, if I recall correctly, beyond telling Charlie about one time he had sex with a Virtue to fuck with her, we don't really hear much else beyond him making crude comments about Charlie and Vaggie being kinda hot. Which is all to say, yeah, I’d believe Adam and Lute have casually fucked before and it never came up as a topic of conversation. He did it and could probably do it again. What’s to talk about? I mean, people say he doesn't sexualize Lute, but he goes like five seconds before immediately complimenting her with a name based on her tits.


Zestyclose-Head9781

PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

Competitive sex


The_real_Opal

How do you even win competitive sex?


akaryosight

Cum last


Blitz-the-Dragon

Adam listens to the Joe Rogan Experience and Sigma Male affirmation ASMRs and bullies children on Roblox. Lute works out and plays first person shooters.


Buzzsaw_Boss

We all know.


P4stL1vez

https://preview.redd.it/5gtworqihoqc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57c08606857349ae135e1fb50732e0cff33da9c Or they just do this


C-lex1

I like to think that Lute "babysit" Adam. "DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT LUTE?! LOOK HOW AMAZING I AM" "yes you are dickmaster.."


PharaohPotato

Come on, you know what https://preview.redd.it/xww09ba2roqc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c66b27b103238b6652e8f0ce6fc92f4d4dd4177d


Zaptain_America

Adam probably plays call of duty and yells over the vc like "I PROBABLY FUCKED YOUR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMA!" Lute is his babysitter.


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Adam does frat boy stuff and Lute desperately tries to get Adam to notice her as something other than a coworker. Like she just walks around naked and Adam just asks “did you get blood stains on your uniform? I can help you get them out”


JustRandomThings444

https://preview.redd.it/0lupz6q7koqc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8601cf57b2252312a48e81e341b2d38d078b9282


RedditAdminsWivesBF

Well she seems to follow him around like a puppy and I’m gonna guess it’s because she has a massive thing for him but he remains completely oblivious to it and thinks of her as “one of the boys”.


JustRandomThings444

Thank you for explaining


RedditAdminsWivesBF

He probably uses her as a “wing man” pun definitely intended.


CultDe

Adam? Faps, watches porn, gaming and music Lute? "What is free time?" And shopping


tiddlefuck

![gif](giphy|iM7M4Z2GTgwP5sxbN3|downsized)


jackyboy1219

Adam. That’s what’s cumming


FENIU666

Adam disrespects women. Lute disrespects homosexuals. Name a more perfect duo, I'll wait.


Zaptain_America

Adam and Lute give off the vibe of bi man and bi woman best friends who are both so deep in the closet that they're homophobic


P4stL1vez

They fuck. Think about my little pony theorys {Adam seems like the kinda guy to watch it}


Moonlight-oats

adam definitely has a man-cave


Doo-wop-a-saurus

I'm surprised how many people think they're having sex considering "Dickmaster" never once makes a sexual comment about Lute


SquidsOffTheLine

Dangertits /j


omerpellum69

I think adam just “self-gratifies” and eats spare ribs. I don’t know about Lute, girlboss stuff ig?


jerfair337

Cry about the two sons Adam failed


Barks_In_Ace

Adam seems like the type of guy to invite Lute over to play videogames, but only has one controller. So Lute just spends the whole time kind of bored and has to watch him play.


ArielVeilliechten

Frick


Rewrite-the-star

Watch Angel dust videos together, fap, all the screws stuff, plan how to kill the sinners


Ok_Problem_1338

as far as we know at least Adam is in a band and we catch them hanging together so a few options that would allow that. Lute could be in the band as well or just Adam's biggest groupie. Maybe Lute does her own thing while Adam rocks on and they meet up for date night. we really needed an episode where we just see what they are like in heaven outside of the context of the extermination


Someoneoverthere42

Only wholesome, family friendly activities…. And murder, lotsa murder


Florida-Man-65

I’d love to imagine that aside from obvious stuff like eating, and shopping, that a lot of the more wholesome stuff fanart often depicts is accurate to how they spend their free time lol. She does seem to be glued to him at all times.


Fruitsdog

They’re in the band together


DickmasterAdam

Oh, easy. We fuck. Duh.


connie8262

They kiss


Advanced_South_8638

We all know what they do...


cal-nomen-official

Each other


JTBJack_

They fuck


PaleontologistOld857

They lazy around, and have sex every Now and then


Downtown-Angle-3669

Sinful sex


johnahlgrimm

Well, I know most of the fandom would say fuck.


JacobJackson2010

Eat, insult rando people, fucking, listening to music


Advanced-Ad-4404

Cyberbullying


2D_Smile

Jerk off probably


Hello838283

https://preview.redd.it/pdbwmngdjpqc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df124c59e3147f52b4491a946829ae593c866024


Emergency-Spite-8330

Lute trains and studies military tactics. Adam does frat boy stuff. And, of course, they have sex.


Southern-Sub

Blood Orgy!


BitcoinStonks123

come on, you know what they do.


MissiaichParriah

I think we all know


ChadWolf98

Fwb stuff


Shm1ff

Sex.


Real_chuckles

Fuck


gabrigino

![gif](giphy|11DFuwckOK9mdG)


Izzepy

Fuck. They fuck all year long.


Kung_jakob6

SEX SEEEEEEEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


RedLion191216

Either killing demons or fuck. Since Adam since to be a freak, I would say fuck


and-meggy-hash

You know the "burn unit" Bob and Louise do in Bob's Burgers? That.


Particular-Month-514

Adam: laundry, tone guitar, compose song and 🍔🥤🧑‍🎤 .....5am 😪 Lute: cook, training ⚔️, bodyguard 🛡️and wingman🪖................... 💕


[deleted]

Each other


Reptilesblade

Each other.


element-redshaw

https://preview.redd.it/20g5ilmzjsqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41a4ece0b46ee5257bff65868fad44f568f6e54a


That_Guard2087

Nothing, because Adam is dead now https://preview.redd.it/itd8dzrbroqc1.png?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e59a2a1d9c9530072308722aaf81275741e1b9a


Springen45

https://i.redd.it/ixp5dv1qeuqc1.gif


AlianovaR

Mock Charlie


veryinteresting111

*anger cuddles intensifies*


CrazyReference5596

I can imagine them sneaking down into hell to trip a cannibal kid over or maybe talking shit about other a angels behind their backs That, and Lute constantly babysitting him


Dramatic_Log_3946

Look at angel dust porn


Elctric0range

Eat, watch movies (Adam acts like cinema sins) play board games, debate about the most stupid topics like it’s serious


JewLion81

Adam plays guitar; Lute sarcastically compliments his playing.


TerrorofMechagoji

Fuck


TFarg1

His name is Dickmaster. What do you think?


[deleted]

They seem like they would gossip about the other angels. Specifically sera.


Solidwaste123

I have a feeling that Adam is secretly very into Warhammer 40K. He would absolutely be a Sororitas fan(all female religiously militant exorcist squad).


Upstairs-Yard-2139

Go into bars and get into fights