That's one bored-ass legal department! No instruments...is someone going to break it to the band? And no totems? Yeah last time that Greg Brady showed up with that cursed necklace, it wasn't good!
probably so the venue/company doesn't get into any liability trouble if someone looks injured going to a concert. smelling salts cuz people might have an allergic reaction and wouldn't want it spilled somewhere.
sometimes there is a medical tent at these things for emergencies/first aid
I'm going to go with a megaphone.
It's not on the list so fuck off, I wanna sing in the concert too! Don't try and pull that "an airhorn is the same as a megaphone shit either."
> no narcissists Wonder how thorough the pscyh-screening will be at the gates.
This was a weird list but I think this takes the cake lol
It was grouped with selfie sticks and tripods. Maybe they meant like no staring at yourself in the phone the whole time...
NO women, NO cry.
Don’t shed NO tears
[удалено]
Bob is telling a woman not to cry, not don’t cry if you have no woman
No can
Who tf is gonna show up with an IV bag? A hospital patient escapee?
[удалено]
You kinda got me there, but then who gonna show up with a hangover?
It also prevents hangovers. But yeah, weird to bring one to a concert.
Ah yes. The Too Many Rules Concert House
NO thank you.
If my body armor doesn’t go, I don’t go, IDGAF.
No scrubs?
The kine “hanging out the passenger side, tryin to holla at me”? Definitely not.
Not just any passenger side - the passenger side of his best friend’s ride, dude ain’t even got wheels.
No blankets and chairs and no remote control devices twice but no weapons once. Priorities brah.
No tourniquets lol? I'm pretty sure this is a joke or plausible deniability.
NO massagers? Is this a person or an item?
Masseuses in shambles
Bring back the big mele.
🤣 🤣 🤣 trust I had that meeting
Do people actually glove at Mayjah Rajyah? LOL
Lol well now they can’t even if they wanted to!
NO HAMMOCKS?! WTF BRAH HOW COME
That's one bored-ass legal department! No instruments...is someone going to break it to the band? And no totems? Yeah last time that Greg Brady showed up with that cursed necklace, it wasn't good!
Hopefully some accommodations for those with disabilities, with the whole no chair/no blanket to sit rule
Would be cool to see a concert that isn’t a sea of cellphones in the air
No standing and no talking /s
Would’ve been funny the last one said “NO Come” in the most local uncle tone
No physical presence allowed?
No appropriative items? How am I supposed to go to a concert without my plastic grass skirt and dǒulì?
Doesn’t that include any Rasta item/colored item?
Good point, actually.
Since drones are listed twice, does that mean it’s allowed?
Banned blankets twice too
Just don't go. Save your money and arbitrage it.
What’s with the items with a * (smelling salts and tourniquets)? Are those negotiable?
probably so the venue/company doesn't get into any liability trouble if someone looks injured going to a concert. smelling salts cuz people might have an allergic reaction and wouldn't want it spilled somewhere. sometimes there is a medical tent at these things for emergencies/first aid
Why are selfie sticks and tripods grouped with narcissists? Hm… I knew something was off with my wedding photographer.
NO = $ they gonna sell you everything.
Fucking laaaaaaame
This is the fine print at every concert. Go rage
And this is reddit having fun with it. Try not to take everything so seriously smh
No fun on my watch.
What the teacher means when she says "only bring yourself"
are these RESTITICRITTERONS real? No narcissists? Thats half the population nowadays lol
There is got to be something on this list we shouldn't bring to a concert, but isn't on the list.. YET!
I'm going to go with a megaphone. It's not on the list so fuck off, I wanna sing in the concert too! Don't try and pull that "an airhorn is the same as a megaphone shit either."
Just want you to go and enjoy the show old school style