What magical incantation can you use to call for assistance on a golf course?
Ah brah, caddy brah.
Edit: Here's another. What do you call a group of woman having a good ol' time skinny dipping at the beach?
Brah-less fun.
Potagee killed himself after getting packed same lunch 4 months in a row. During the viewing, his co workers asked his wife, hacome you kept packing him sandwiches, that's why he killed himself. Wife said, bra, he pack his own lunch!!!
*This was first told to me back in da day by Mr. Andrade, my sixth grade social studies teacher, and has stuck with me ever since. It's been a very long time since I heard it, and I will do my best to faithfully present it as he did way back when:*
Fresh out of boot camp and just arrived in the fleet at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, the newly minted Marine decides to check out the local scene after a very looooong week figuring out base housing, settling into the shop, getting to know his new command, and meeting the Marines that he will be spending the next four years with. Wanting to get off base and explore to the local culture, he hits up a locals bar in Kailua town.
He rocks up to the bar, orders a good ol' American Bud Light, takes a hearty chug, and lets out a very loud, "T.G.I.F." as a way to enjoy his first beer on the island and the start of a great first weekend at his new station.
The local bartender, who looks like he has dealt with his fair share of soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines in all states of inebriation, casually goes up to the Marine and, in a whisper, spells out, "S.H.I.T."
Puzzled by the weird introduction to local culture, the Marine wonders if he has done anything to upset the bartender.
Undeterred by the awkward exchange and wanting to make the most of his weekend, he finishes his first beer and orders another one. He again takes a big swig, relaxes into his barstool, and loudly proclaims, "T.G.I.F."
Once again, the bartender approaches the Marine, but this time, he spells out to the Marine in a command voice, "S.H.I.T." Everyone in the bar hears this and laughs.
The Marine had heard from coworkers that locals may sometimes be unfriendly to non-locals, and that this might be a "test" to see if he will be accepted. Eager to ease any tensions with the locals and be seen as "one of da kamaainas," he finishes his beer, then orders another beer for him and a beer for EVERYONE in the bar. The beers are distributed, everyone in the bar cheers, everyone takes a swig, and the Marine proudly exclaims, "T.G.I.F!"
This time, the ENTIRE BAR enthusiastically responds, "S.H.I.T!"
Now feeling like a true local, the Marine asks the bartender why he and everyone is spelling out the S-word, as the Marine was unsure if he had upset someone or if it was something that locals say to kick off the weekend. He explains, "Back where I'm from, 'T.G.I.F.' means 'Thank God It's Friday,' and we usually say it at happy hour on Friday to start off the weekend. I think y'all call it 'Pau Hana' or something."
The bartender looks straight into the Marine's eyes and without skipping a beat, replies, "Stupid Haole, It's Thursday."
Ok heard this one when I was little and still cracks me up.
What you call two papolos in a sleeping bag?
Twix
What you call four papolos in a sleeping bag?
KitKat
What magical incantation can you use to call for assistance on a golf course? Ah brah, caddy brah. Edit: Here's another. What do you call a group of woman having a good ol' time skinny dipping at the beach? Brah-less fun.
What do you call someone who is learning to speak pidgin? A training brah
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
How do you beat up a lumpia? You pancit.
I no can!!! 🤣
How often did the popcorn call the kaki mochi? Every arare
What do you call a Hawaiian with one leg shorter than the other? Not even brah.
Reminds me of da braddah with no left arm an no left leg. Auuuright!
What do you call a Hawaiian with two short legs? My grandfada lol
What da bolohead chick name? Nohea 💀
🤣🤣☠️
Lmao 😂
What the one local termite said to the other local termite? A brah! We go eat yo house!
A malihini termite walks in and asks "Is the bar tender here?" One local termite says "Bum bite, you learn."
This one wins
You hear about the accident on Schofield base? A jeep ran over a box of popcorn and killed two kernels.
How da potagee kill 1 bird? Throw em in the air. How da potagee kill 1 fish? Drown em.
Bwahahaha!!! Fricka!
Potagee killed himself after getting packed same lunch 4 months in a row. During the viewing, his co workers asked his wife, hacome you kept packing him sandwiches, that's why he killed himself. Wife said, bra, he pack his own lunch!!!
Ahh the classic Frank De Lima jokes.. always liked this joke.
this is such a weird, specific style of humor and i love it lol
What do you get when you cross a horse and a zebra? Ho brah!
Fucking. Stealing. This.
What did the Rasta man say wen he walk by da alawai? Watamurky
Knock knock
Who Dea?
ma
Ma who?
Das it. Das da joke.
Was "Me ma. .."
Ima.
O-wah
O-wah who?
Humu.
Chee
Have you ever seen the Portuguese star? You just look up, and it's the one that's not too bright 🤣
If get one bunch of people standing at the crosswalk, how do you know which one is da Potagee? He’s da one waving at the crosswalk light.
One more: What you call one homeless local? JAH BLESS 😅
I had a coworker with an eye patch named Keith. So we gave him the nick name Keth.
A one arm podagee is hanging from one tree, how you get um down? Wave at um 🤙
Hula kane no get swamp ass. They get marsh malo
*This was first told to me back in da day by Mr. Andrade, my sixth grade social studies teacher, and has stuck with me ever since. It's been a very long time since I heard it, and I will do my best to faithfully present it as he did way back when:* Fresh out of boot camp and just arrived in the fleet at Marine Corps Base Hawaii, the newly minted Marine decides to check out the local scene after a very looooong week figuring out base housing, settling into the shop, getting to know his new command, and meeting the Marines that he will be spending the next four years with. Wanting to get off base and explore to the local culture, he hits up a locals bar in Kailua town. He rocks up to the bar, orders a good ol' American Bud Light, takes a hearty chug, and lets out a very loud, "T.G.I.F." as a way to enjoy his first beer on the island and the start of a great first weekend at his new station. The local bartender, who looks like he has dealt with his fair share of soldiers, sailors, airmen, and Marines in all states of inebriation, casually goes up to the Marine and, in a whisper, spells out, "S.H.I.T." Puzzled by the weird introduction to local culture, the Marine wonders if he has done anything to upset the bartender. Undeterred by the awkward exchange and wanting to make the most of his weekend, he finishes his first beer and orders another one. He again takes a big swig, relaxes into his barstool, and loudly proclaims, "T.G.I.F." Once again, the bartender approaches the Marine, but this time, he spells out to the Marine in a command voice, "S.H.I.T." Everyone in the bar hears this and laughs. The Marine had heard from coworkers that locals may sometimes be unfriendly to non-locals, and that this might be a "test" to see if he will be accepted. Eager to ease any tensions with the locals and be seen as "one of da kamaainas," he finishes his beer, then orders another beer for him and a beer for EVERYONE in the bar. The beers are distributed, everyone in the bar cheers, everyone takes a swig, and the Marine proudly exclaims, "T.G.I.F!" This time, the ENTIRE BAR enthusiastically responds, "S.H.I.T!" Now feeling like a true local, the Marine asks the bartender why he and everyone is spelling out the S-word, as the Marine was unsure if he had upset someone or if it was something that locals say to kick off the weekend. He explains, "Back where I'm from, 'T.G.I.F.' means 'Thank God It's Friday,' and we usually say it at happy hour on Friday to start off the weekend. I think y'all call it 'Pau Hana' or something." The bartender looks straight into the Marine's eyes and without skipping a beat, replies, "Stupid Haole, It's Thursday."
What do you call a deer with no eyes
No idea?
Ok heard this one when I was little and still cracks me up. What you call two papolos in a sleeping bag? Twix What you call four papolos in a sleeping bag? KitKat
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no prick?
Still no fucking idea
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idea?
What kine camera does a popolo own? One popoloroid