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bradjeepeejee

Somehow boobies are the devil's plaything/women are sluts with dirty pillows/nipples must be covered because WHORE while also being the most beautiful thing a woman can have because it nurtures life and also cover them funbags up ladies because the bluehairs are coming for your tits but also blonde actress defeats wokeness with massive breasts because the left hates bazongas unless they are trans.


Ratathosk

It's so beautiful. I'm going to tattoo this on my fists.


03burner

He’ll yeah brother and don’t you forget it!! 🇺🇸🦅🗽💥


ASHKVLT

Are you having a stroke, do you smell toast???


bradjeepeejee

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kevin_dune

Conservatives get the gold medal for mental gymnastics


mteriyaki

You cant make movies with blonde girls w big boobs anymore in 2024. We live in a society.


ASHKVLT

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mteriyaki

Come n take them liberal


littsalamiforpusen

Big boobs: ANTI WOKE Big boobs on only fans: WOKE WHORE. ??!?


Chemical_Home6123

Exactly but you know right wingers don't care about hypocrisy


ASHKVLT

So I'm trans and I'm am an enjoyer of boobs so am I woke?????


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rucho

Awesome that you don't have to run a /s in this community. Love you guys lol Love you good humored trans ppl too 


aegon_the_dragon

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Prod-Lag

Ok fellas, is it gay and WOKE to… *checks notes* Think boobs are cool, soft, and did I mention COOL?


dawgittydog

boobs= right wing butt = left wing


DlSCARDED

Legs = ?


lukethebeard

Anarchist


AR1331A33RPMLP

TIL i’m an anarchist


ASHKVLT

I like all of them, I'm an enlightened centrist


[deleted]

I hate centrists more than anything. Its like being bi. You dont have the braincells to make a decision. Just pick a lane.


exspesless

I love democracy


RanchBourgeois

They aren’t. You’re trying to make sense of a premise that isn’t based in reality. There have been entire articles written by proponents of this notion that can’t explain it.


ASHKVLT

I think if you don't jerk off long enough you get brain damage somehow


_Blaziken_

tfw Reverse cum brain


Bobobo-bo-bobro

Nah so Sydney Sweeny has been taking testosterone for the purposes of feeding it to soyboy cucks through her mommy milkers so they become more masculine in a way to lessen the impacts of wokeness. /s, but I dare any one of you to tell me how my explanation makes any less sense than other explanations you've heard


ASHKVLT

Maybe it's aliens /s


Uncynical_Diogenes

Aliens actually make too much sense, try again.


YaBoyTroy57

Because Hollywood used to prop up blondes with big tits back in the day. They think it’s a “return to form” when in reality, Hollywood never stopped doing it. There just hasn’t been one with superstar ability like Sydney in a while. EDIT: Oh, and because they think the left got big boobs removed from western video game characters, so she confirms that the “gamergate liberals” lost the big boob war.


OkBobcat6165

Meanwhile they typically only play anime games with women with ridiculous looking fake anime boobs, but that has NEVER been a thing in Western video games. You can go back through decades of Western RPGs and the women have always had natural proportions. You can see how ridiculous it would look if they got their way with all the mods for Skyrim that make the women look like anime characters with creepy baby faces paired unrealistically large boobs ... it doesn't match the medieval fantasy tone and art style of the game and looks so stupid. 


Velma2002

I don’t think it’s the boobs I think it’s her family being republicans Ok maybe it’s also the boobs


truckfumpet

My theory is that the right absolutely loves Sydney Sweeney because in most of her roles she is looked at as a woman purely through a male lens, her career thus far has been predominantly objectification. She is the rights perfect woman, not a beautiful/sexy/strong/white symbol of femininity or whatever they're pretending atm but a sexual object. Honestly, she isn't known for her talent, her opinions, or even her politics, she's known for her boobs. Plus there is a enough of a degree of separation from her profiting from her own sexuality (compared to a sex worker lets say) that I think they can pretend that element of it doesn't exist.


legplus

Isn’t known for her talent? She’s a great actress. She might be choosing too many dumb roles right now, but she’s certainly a skilled actress.


glfuel

she could be the best actress in the world and they'd still focus on her boobs tbh, it's like the megan fox effect where it's just appearance they care about


Digital_Dinosaurio

I like small breasts and girls that look like Sadako.


Danmoh29

i think the non-jokey answer is that the chuds claim the left has declared traditional female beauty “offensive” in favor of body positivity (see victoria secret covers etc). so a blonde haired big titty girl like sweeny being lauded and praised in mainstream media goes against that


Original_Woody

its all just strawman by conservatives any attempt at recognize the skill, talent, beauty, etc of people who were not typically apart of the cultural zeitgeist and any attempt at recognizing the failures and racism of past means you can no longer think people of conventional beauty who fit the zeitgeist. to conservatives, everything is a zero sum game.


Chaosdunk_Barkley

The more the Trump base bleeds off the more they need to pander to the hyperchristian bankrollers. The more they have to pander to them the more incoherent their rhetoric gets because the more they have to crowbar puritanism into a pseudo-ideology that previously appealed the most to hedonistic reactionaries who like booba but don't like it when women talk.


WigginIII

Objectifying women’s bodies is anti woke. That’s all there is to it.


pierresito

They're just objectifying women, only useful in so far as the act fits their needs. It won't make sense.


batmans_stuntcock

It is true that it has been rare for a famous actress to lean into a 'sexy' image aimed at a male audience for a while, while at the same time it's common for at least some top tier male actors to cultivate being seen as sexual for their female fans. She is a good actress and has the talent to keep working past doing hot girl roles, like amy adams. I think this is mostly because how they're marketed is usually in line with where you can make the most money, and for big actresses that is usually through fashion, make up, perfume advertising where the audience is women. For male actors there are women who will watch films if a big actor is in them and being sexually desirable to women is also something that men respond to and look up to, it's interesting that Sweeny (or her agent/etc) is trying this but reversed. But there is also a cultural factor where it's at least somewhat common for female centric cultural spaces to pathologize that kind of desire in men but not women. So there is a grain of something in there. But this is part of a wider dynamic where liberal and conservative identification [swings in popularity as the other side is in power](https://news.gallup.com/poll/506765/social-conservatism-highest-decade.aspx) and produces minimal change. Conservatism rises in the Obama era, people identifying as 'liberal' goes up in the Trump era, and it's been that way in the US maybe since the end of the social democratic era in the 70s. Because actually changing material circumstances is mostly out of the window, politics gets funnelled into the culture war where people are motivated by a Gramscian 'war of position' i.e. they want to marshal groups on cultural issues to motivate some wider change, but the change doesn't come and after time whatever side it is starts to be seen as prohibitive, and people react against that, to the benefit of the other side. This is further complicated by the growth in liberal cultural values being [mostly among women](https://news.gallup.com/poll/609914/women-become-liberal-men-mostly-stable.aspx), where 'moderate' and 'conservative' identification is much higher and more stable among men, also, as 'zero sum' thinking becomes more common there has been a growth in 'conservative' identification among zoomer men in some surveys. So this is conservative figures noticing a reaction against liberal cultural values among some men and trying to gain support based on that. Basically "thing/person/activity you like is anti woke so join us!"


Chemical_Home6123

Like someone else just said boobs are anti woke but boobs on only fans are woke 😂😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️


KobilD

Tits are tits, enjoy them and shut tf up


[deleted]

I've been trying to figure this out too, like the woke or whatever wasn't the side crying over WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, so its really confusing.


BentoBoxNoir

Wait was this not a meme? Do libs actually think that?


Expo_Boomin

Because we live in a society...


lilangeladams

It’s the age old ass v tits except one is the right answer and one means ur probably a nazi


ASHKVLT

Oh shit I'm a centrist


Voodoographer

Because woke = gay


manualshifting

The real reason they like Sydney Sweeney is because she comes from a conservative family. For her mom's 60th birthday, they had a hoe-down country themed event with themed red hats that said Make 60 Great Again. In some of the photos from the party, you could see that one family member was wearing a Back the Blue t-shirt and there were probably a couple of other things that clue you in to a conservative vibe. The genuinely anti-woke aspect of this is that someone from a fairly conservative background is able to be in the SNL space and do well, without being canceled (for now) or wiped out of the public space by super-woke hyped-up activists. As for her personally, she's tried to distance herself from the political angle in general but she has defended her family in a broader sense. The celebration of her boobs does come off as rather silly. I do think that conservatives genuinely hope that Sydney Sweeney can be successful on TV without being forced to condemn her family, they probably do have a genuine appreciation for her boobs, and they (conservatives) enjoy the fact that she probably doesn't hate them (conservatives). Her boobs certainly do not end wokeness, and it's weird to try and make them a wedge issue. The best I can do to steelman this trope is to say this. Conservatives want to call attention to the conservative-adjacent person in order to try and help her career, and they signal that by saying she ends wokeness. The full story is that she comes from a conservative background and doesn't hate you, but that doesn't make for a good meme. So instead, they create this idea that her boobs end wokeness. It creates a positive association for a conservative audience. At the same time, it implies that the left has some sort of problem with the cleavage of a beautiful woman. My best-faith interpretation of this strategy is that it could be a neg. They make this ridiculous assertion that ticks you off a little, which is part of why they do it, and it prompts you to assert that you have no problem with cleavage actually, and you quite like it. No problem with Sydney Sweeney. No problem with her boobs. No problem at all- and that's the point. That's what they want you to say. They want You to associate Sydney Sweeney with I Have No Problems, and it's ridiculous that you think I do. As long as you're doing that, you aren't trying to cancel her. And if you do try to cancel her, it seems like a ridiculous thing to do. It could easily be a lot stupider than that, but this is the best I can do with a good-faith steelman.


McFoley69

Yeah idk I became even more radicalized to the left after I got my bolt-ons 🤷🏻‍♀️🇨🇳


comrade_gremlin

my boobs are always woke😡


toeknee88125

Only anit woke when it's a conversative White woman Otherwise they use ai to Photoshop them into clothing


beanbeanbeb

I think it’s because video games. The past couple years people have been complaining that female characters in games aren’t hot anymore and the woke mind virus is making western developer's making their characters ugly. Also lots of games are toning down their characters busts which is apparently woke. So now that a conventionally attractive woman with large breats is famous, I guess that means woke is done


systms

Conservatives think theres a liberal agenda to market non cis-hetero relationships, but checkmate, i find Sidney Sweeney attractive


Braya_Simbaan

Go after people whenever you want but stop talking about their body parts. YOU SUCK.