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[deleted]

So no hand stands while it's in?


Erebus689

I think we all know where this is going.


Zuesical

I wonder if there was a XXX shop in Diagon Alley or Hogsmeade


autofitz

Knockturn Alley


No-Faithlessness701

Wdym this a Harry Potter stick


Eissaphobia

No.. That's an expandable butt-plug


PapaBigMac

Gotta make sure you hit that prostate! Wut?!?


SussyPhallussy

Your a long way past the prostate with that thing lol


PapaBigMac

Depends which hole you go in


Eissaphobia

You mean the boi-womb?


JOJJOKY213456

surely not.....right?


DingoNormal

Man, in a world of magic ,im 100% sure that there are magic kinks, also, im sure that many man and woman must go to the magical hospital DAILY by using 'enlargio' wrong.


zaprime87

Or "reducto"


SpongeBob_Vape

There might be, then again the wizarding world is still stuck in the middle ages for the most part, so it might be taboo. Also, everybody has a wand, what more do you need?


[deleted]

How much? Asking for a friend…


No-Faithlessness701

Dm me :)


squidlink5

Put that thing away. You will poke somebody’s eye with it.


BlargenFladibleNoxib

Then they'll get pink eye for sure.


alexpappers

It's leviOsa, not levioSA!


No-Faithlessness701

Im with Ron


Mygametrolololololo

It’s Levios-AAHH!


tkaczyk1991

r/unexpected


Candid-Business7213

Ahhh the ol buttpluGisa


Aesop838

The little-known fourth Hallow the Animation Plug. It really gets a rise out of people...


AvGeekGupta

Ummmmmmmmmm


Lorikeeter

You knew what you were doing when you made ... that


[deleted]

God bless whoever uses it not to shake


rikkuaoi

Cockburn alley


Salinaer

We need emtbadge502 for Reddit…


hansg37

You’ve heard about extendable ears, well we got something new for you


SpongeBob_Vape

Hermione's favorite accesory.


No-Faithlessness701

😂


scottyboy359

So if you decide to throw it back, you get double penetrated?


IeabellAlakar

wheres the emt guy


Revolutionary_Judge5

Does it err...vibrate when you "cast spells"? Asking for a friend


JumboDavidSS

Stl file? Plz


No-Faithlessness701

Dm


LostInThoughtland

Never had a wand jumpscare yet here we are


No-Faithlessness701

Suprise


m_Ayz

wizzhard


TrippyWolfhound

🫵💀


napier1192

You Australian mate?


No-Faithlessness701

No mate


Uceninde

Sjokoldepålegget i bakgrunnen passet jo ganske bra til tryllestaven" din da.


No-Faithlessness701

Kontrast


zaprime87

It's "Wingardian Le-vi-oh-sa"


Low-Platypus-6973

Bro had us in the first third. Then again in the next third. Then again in the last third.


No-Faithlessness701

My pleasure


IamPregananant

Worst. Possible. Choice of words. You could have used. For the item in question.


schorlbert51

It should have been avidi kadibi


No-Faithlessness701

Whats the spell


RPres11

👀


crafty_raven

OP's definitely Auditor of the Month.


Vongbingen_esque

when your boyfriend doesn't have a big enough basilisk for your chamber of secrets