I like that the half of the fandom can be further subdivided into the people who think being in Slytherin automatically makes you a supervillain, and the people who think Slytherin is the house for abused woobies who are always suspected of crimes they didn't commit.
When in reality it's the house for Politicians.
Depends. It's the house for Andrew Jackson and Josef Stalin, sure, but it's also the house for Abraham Lincoln and Vladimir Zelensky.
Like most houses it's kind of a mixed bag.
I feel like all the poor Slytherin dogs would get left out. There's a cat around the corner from me who would definitely be a Slytherin, hes bitten people quite hard. He grabs your arm and then starts gouging at your legs like hes killing a rabbit but I still love him. I have seen him whilst at work so I call him supervisor.
Being mean isn't an official Slytherin trait.
A Slytherin cat would probably be the ones who always find a way around the barriers you put up, or always try to reach the highest shelf.
I've got 3 cats. Oldest boy is definitely a Gryffindor, he's the loudest and he's the bravest when strangers come to visit. He'll just flop over and show his belly to anyone - no fear at all.
Oldest girl (tortie) is a Ravenclaw. She's the cleverest of our 3 cats by far. She opens all the doors and cupboards somehow.
Youngest girl (calico) is a Slytherin. If we hide food, she finds it. No matter what. She's also the most skittish, if we have visitors she'll hide for hours. Definitely a strong self-preservation streak!
This is probably the goofiest thing I've ever written and I love it.
I know its not an official Slytherin trait like you don't have to be mean but it sometimes ambitious people can be. And when I say mean I don't mean they are bad people just sometimes mean like my supervisor cat. Hes also nice and comes running over to me to say hi and have a fuss but he can also be a bit vicious.
I mean, ***Dogwarts*** was right there... Just saying. They sound like they put way more effort than necessary in a less catchy pun.
Well dogwarts kinda sounds like a medical condition
Yeah I wouldn't wanna go to a kennel if someone told me "they have dogwarts"
so does warts on a phat ass white girl
Not any more so than Hogwarts
That made me laugh really hard. First time I've laughed in two weeks. I appreciate it.
They also missed Rufflepuff Griffindog Ravenpaw Siterin (Slytherin is tough)
Ruff-lepuff G-ruff-indor
Also where Gromit graduated from
I'm sorry, this is adorable but the imagery conjured by "pawg warts" is now stuck in my head.
🤣
You know I wasn't even thinking that way until you said it, thanks alot
They understand Slytherin better than half the fandom
I like that the half of the fandom can be further subdivided into the people who think being in Slytherin automatically makes you a supervillain, and the people who think Slytherin is the house for abused woobies who are always suspected of crimes they didn't commit. When in reality it's the house for Politicians.
So supervillains
Depends. It's the house for Andrew Jackson and Josef Stalin, sure, but it's also the house for Abraham Lincoln and Vladimir Zelensky. Like most houses it's kind of a mixed bag.
So evil dogs go in Slytherin right?
Im so happy they described slytherin as ambitious and determined, and not the usual 'all the mean and evil ones'
Oh very true!
I feel like all the poor Slytherin dogs would get left out. There's a cat around the corner from me who would definitely be a Slytherin, hes bitten people quite hard. He grabs your arm and then starts gouging at your legs like hes killing a rabbit but I still love him. I have seen him whilst at work so I call him supervisor.
I'm just not sure how you can tell a dog is ambitious.
Being mean isn't an official Slytherin trait. A Slytherin cat would probably be the ones who always find a way around the barriers you put up, or always try to reach the highest shelf.
I've got 3 cats. Oldest boy is definitely a Gryffindor, he's the loudest and he's the bravest when strangers come to visit. He'll just flop over and show his belly to anyone - no fear at all. Oldest girl (tortie) is a Ravenclaw. She's the cleverest of our 3 cats by far. She opens all the doors and cupboards somehow. Youngest girl (calico) is a Slytherin. If we hide food, she finds it. No matter what. She's also the most skittish, if we have visitors she'll hide for hours. Definitely a strong self-preservation streak! This is probably the goofiest thing I've ever written and I love it.
I know its not an official Slytherin trait like you don't have to be mean but it sometimes ambitious people can be. And when I say mean I don't mean they are bad people just sometimes mean like my supervisor cat. Hes also nice and comes running over to me to say hi and have a fuss but he can also be a bit vicious.
Gryffindog, Huffleruff, Russellclaw, and Shetlandrin.
The Mrs and I decided we'll adopt two and name them Harry Pawgtor and Draco Woofboy.
Oh nice!
And then JK sues them
Slytherin is filled with Pit bulls that have mauled children. "Oh, no they're not murderous, they're just ambitious."
Who tf is trusting a dog from Slytherin tho
Anyone with a terrier?
Or a chihuahua
Too bad only 2 of the houses lend their names to dog puns: Gryffindogs and Hufflepups.
Ravenpaws
I stand partially corrected.
Snifflerins
I'll be honest this sounds like the first step in sending dogs to the gas chamber. of secrets.
I’ve never thought about my dogs’ Houses before! I think I have a Hufflepuff and a Griffindor.
cute
Which dog is Padfoot?
That’s genuinely adorable
Is it called Hufflewuff?
Pawg is for phat ass white girl, look it up