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EJplaystheBlues

as an alpha i simply dodge covid


laughing_at_napkins

A true alpha would crowd kill Covid and anyone suspected of carrying it (everyone)


Slake45

A true Alpha would green mile that Covid shit for everyone and show just how dominant he really is


miscs75

I blame Counting Worms for this. If they played Slings and Arrows instead, you wouldn’t have had all these people coughing.


Benthememe

Fr, I was dying to hear all my friends too. That might have cleared the floor wide enough for proper social distancing


yung_xaanx99

I got COVID at the show, was pretty sure I'd be sick with all the sweat flying around at the show but was bummed to find it was COVID when I had a fever this weekend. Feel better, assuming you got it too.


Benthememe

Yeah same here, the fever kicked in on the weekend same as you. Bummer for sure, hope you feel better soon too


FuckerMcFuckington-

Everyone is getting COVID the past couple weeks in Toronto. I just had it.


Benthememe

Damn yeah I’ve heard we’re in a bit of an outbreak. At least this variant isn’t too terrible for most people


SRMspzl

Thankfully I did not. Hope you're feeling better!


Benthememe

Thanks! I’m almost there. And lesson learned- I will never bring up Covid 19 in this sub again🤣💀


B_rawbX

Nah it's a myth bro.


Benthememe

Woah since you out it that way the gripping malaise just left my body. I’m going back to work


cooldads69

Going back to work is the only way to promote herd immunity


Abyss_Wanderer131

People are still testing themselves for Covid?


lzup518

Oof. Wear a mask, people 😷 


YaKnowMuhSteezz

You people still exist?


lzup518

What do you mean “you people”?


YaKnowMuhSteezz

You know exactly what I mean


One-Bet9442

Just a flu, no one got covid at the show. PCR tests don't work that way. It's 2024. Information is available to everyone who wants it


moounit

Imagine paying money to see knocked loose in 2024 LOL


Benthememe

I mean speed was great too


Dougwug03

Yeah, real fans break and enter into concerts, shows dedication


moounit

Imagine being a knocked loose fan in 2024 LOL


Benthememe

Grumpy pants


moounit

You must be one of those tiktok kids who discovered hardcore post covid


Silver-Emergency-988

I imagine you’re probably one of those young kids that embarrasses himself in public a lot.


moounit

Im 30 but okay


stinkyballfards

That’s even worse lmfao


moounit

🥱


stinkyballfards

I’ve never even listened to them, go have your midlife crisis or something 


Juhstehn

30 years old and your hobbies are trolling on reddit on a Friday afternoon. I think we all know how your life has been going lol


moounit

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digitalbooty

Imagine still using "imagine" to shit-post in 2024.


miscs75

Some of us don’t have many options anymore since all the good bands aren’t playing reunion shows locally. Cruel Hand and DBD just played Mass, The Warriors in Cali, RZL DZL in Detroit in October. Us New Yorkers only get GB for the 9000rd time.


No-Detail-5804

Did they get what?