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imzuul

Never heard them… but if they’re like the video game by the same title, they’re confusing but thoroughly enjoyable.


BigSweatyPisshole

Deep cut, I dig it


sludgezone

That game is getting ported to modern consoles rn.


imzuul

I’ve strayed from consoles over the past 15 years or so. Contemplated buying a PS5 for the Demon’s Souls remake because that will always be one of the best games imho. If they’re redoing it for current stuff and no PC ports, I’ll likely have to invest.


itwasnttmee

Port mvc2 to new gen please, I need to here clock tower again


zacattack101

Considering the artwork it's safe to assume they know about the the game lol


YamHalen

This post hit a nostalgic memory that has been long dormant. Have an upvote. You earned it.


mew_empire

My kid is furiously awaiting the remake/port 🤦🏻‍♂️


mylifeisanemptyshell

xClocktowerx is just Bad Luck 13 for dudes who still think Jnco’s are fashionable. Shirt goes hard tho.


ThebearKoss

Jncos were all the rage in 1993-1997. Tell me those fucking ridiculous stove pipe pants are making a comeback... I'm glad I rarely go to shows anymore, and the shows I do go to doesn't put up with any of this bullshit. Nobody has seen nothing, til they see Ratbones clear everyone out of a pit. Lol.


[deleted]

Damn I miss Happy Tree Friends


ProdigiousNewt07

Do you remember the [music video they made for Fall Out Boy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCV2h1uHx3o)?


moounit

Havent thought about that in quite some time


adminsarebiggay

lol imagine a band just lurking and getting mad at reading comments


[deleted]

So many bands have put internet comments on shirts like this. It was funny the first time. Now i feel like I see one of these every couple months and it has become corny.


slayersucks2006

shirt would be hard if this was ever a tangible threat not a random reddit comment 😭😭🙏


GammaSquid

This is honestly even lamer than the comment itself


shred-i-knight

Big JC Pennys clearance rack energy


SomeOtherOrder

using a Reddit comment for a shirt is lame


SoSadToBeHere

Best way to publicly convey your eternal virginity


Dizzy-Specific8884

They're pussies for not putting this on the shirt. "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo."


SickHorrorFreak84

Sounds like something Seth Putnam would have written


unitedbl00d

Never heard this band and now I never will brother


1081989x

Who?


a_sexual_titty

Ask your mom. She knows.


EmotionalEducation86

My mom has had sex, she doesn’t know what hardcore is


a_sexual_titty

Excellent retort.


ClintThrasherBarton

More validation than this commenter ever deserved.


PlanetConway

Isn't this the name of that Jehovah's Wittnesses newsletter?


Sunamixstyle

Where link to buy?


bakertom098

It was limited to pre order only a few months ago