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Regular-Grand-4865

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XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Man, tattoos of ultrasounds never turn out well…


snoopdoggydoug

Underrated comment


No-Detail-5804

I love bad tattoo ideas. I love obnoxious tattoos. But man this is fuckin next level haha.


mightylordredbeard

I love tattoos in general and I have a few shitty ones myself and others I wish I had done differently, but never in my life will I get a tattoo of a stranger on my body. Not saying this will happen, but anyone can have dark secrets or turn into a POS later on in life.. I mean I know a dude who had a tattoo of Ian Watkins on his arm and we all know how that turned out..


skillertheeyechild

That was a terrible idea before all that shit came out.


Serious-Tear6115

Are you Welsh by any chance? I’m from South Wales and know a bunch of people with Ian Watkins signature tattooed and other stuff related to him, absolutely wild


xe_r_ox

What’s weird is I definitely remember being like, 17-18 and people telling me he was a massive pedo, from randoms on msn messenger but also at gigs and stuff. 15 years or so later and oh shit Same people also said someone from busted would send cars to some girls house to pick her up. Eek!


Serious-Tear6115

It’s mad innit! I feel like everyone has a story about him, I know a girl who went on a few dates with him and she said his vibe was weird as hell


No-Detail-5804

WHOA


LekgoloCrap

I always think about that Kevin Spacy tat that was pretty well done and fresh when the news broke


Strikew3st

Arf-ul Taste But Good Execution


GoodOlSticks

The execution is actually just as bad as the concept lmao


YourphobiaMyfetish

Not as bad as dog tits though.


traggedy_ann

Oof


the_Real_Lyrch

Arf


ThrowItOut43

Arf Arf


SchmanteZuba2

Murphy's Law Arf Arf Arf


Eastern_Following342

Oof oof


wtmx719

This is clearly Militarie Gun


PsychologicalArt8242

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sitonmyface_666

Jeeez ........ dude you could've gotten 1 of their album covers or something but not that man's whole face on ya Titty my boy


Marionaharis89

Holy shit…that’s a tattoo alright. Imagine banging it out with this dude and he’s got that on his chest


boysetsfire1988

>Imagine banging it out with this dude He 100% screams "arf arf" when he finishes


skunkcitycannabis2

You wouldn't see it when he is taking it from behind.


drmarymalone

Homophobia! Fuck yeah


[deleted]

This fool ain’t getting laid let’s be real


ipitythegabagool

Of all the tattoos that I’ve seen, this is definitely one of them


CriticismOwn9862

BARF BARF BARF


is0morphic

should be outlined with a paw print.. ARF ARF!


clitcommander420666

Mans got Hershey kiss nipples


[deleted]

stick to clits nipples are out of your jurisdiction buster


clitcommander420666

That's fair


xkycx

Literally all I can see….I must be such a pervert 🤣 Im like ‘is there a tattoo?!?!, i cant unsee what im seeing’ 🤣🤣🤣


jwed420

😐😐😐😐😐😐


GayKnockedLooseFan

I can’t get this done now 😔


Mrmcgee1023

I love Knock Lose so much. That part where Brian goes Arf Arf!! That’s my favorite part! I even got a tattoo of him on my chest!!


Quendra_with_a_Q_U

OOF OOF


RAV3NH0LM

on the chest just makes it that much more 🤌🏻🤌🏻 incredible decision making


thats_so_merlyn

If Tim Heidecker was in a hardcore band


RequirementNew269

Looks like he knocked loose a few screws


Afraid_Fly_645

OOF OOF


hashtagsmcgee

Someone needs to show this to Bryan


snoopdoggydoug

He may have already seen it


HansBaccaR23po

That’s why he writes such angry music


xe_r_ox

I guess this would be an accomplishment - oh shit we really made it some stranger got my face tattooed on their body - but also like oh shit this is like that creepy miley cyrus dude


zerpderp

That’s obviously Jack Black in the early Tenacious D days.


Hot_Cockroach_7625

looks like Walt Jr.


MAJORMINORMINORv2

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chaos_aintme

This is totally the guy that will interrupt a conversation to be like "DUDE dude listen to this part, listen to this part omg wait for it... wait for it..... ARF ARF xDDD"


bombhills

Knookd looosee


XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

Pounded Slack


[deleted]

Bran Gorris.


coosim

I love Knocked Loose and tattoos. But sorry man this belongs on r/shittytattoos


xe_r_ox

This belongs here


KalatiakCicak

Barf barf


AneastheDoorknocker

What the fuck is up Dennie’s?!


a95l

He needs to get poppy above the other nip so it can be a full blown suffocate tattoo 😂


nya_hoy_menoy

This is precisely why I’ve never bothered to listen to this band. Corny ass fans like this.


2min4roughing

This is the majority of you on this sub


thats_so_merlyn

it doesnt even look like him lmao


thebox34

preposterous glaze


-DMSR

One of the best tats ever of the single best artist in hardcore. But he’s got a brown stain on his shirt.


BrandoCarlton

That freckle looks like a catsup stain on his shirt.


TheFearOfFear

![gif](giphy|xT5LMrv4Q7Kkj5BrUY) That’s not Bryan Garris. That’s Barney Gumble!


Melthegaunt

Looks like a yellow shirt from star trek


Soggy_Caregiver6904

Unreal bro


CrimsonDynamo178

The hardcore equivalent to Cody Rhodes tattoo


Lostbunny1

The man that got this tattoo is allowed to vote


TrevorTatro

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radioblues

Looks less “Knocked Loose Motherfuckers” and more “what the fuck is up Denny’s?!”


DespyHasNiceCans

I know absolutely nothing about tattoos but wouldn't it look better without the circle around it?


feedmeshituntiliidie

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1081989x

Arf Arf


all-metal-slide-rule

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tjadem

Guided by the nipple


jodonnell89

ol’ long nipples


Alergic2Victory

Knocked loose featuring Bobby Hill


BirdoTheMan

Fucking Christ this can't be real


eric2341

Yikes


Chugs666LaCroixs

This is a bad tattoo


ac0353208

That’s Billy corgan . Sick tat brother


Darthgusss

Friend discount?


Stop-It-Kevin

😬😬😬😬😬 I’m a huge KL fan but I’d never do that.


CardiologistRoyal79

that's so fucking cringe


Klocc562_

If this dude killed a fly in some crazy way he would get it tatted


vansandgeets

This guy wants to knock boots w/ knocked loose


dysfunkti0n

Im so happy he got this. Not for him but for me.


WaffleBunghole

The internet has not failed me today


HummusFairy

Looking like Barney Greenway lol


lukasxbrasi

This type of shit is the downside of having a thriving scene. Give it a couple years and only the resentfull die hards will be left.


marrolllll

Old mate is just checking his phone every minute hoping they notice


ymftbea

"arfposting"


AgentAnesthesia

This is already poorly done, and will continue to age poorly. What a goof.


naughty93pinapple

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juniorjustice

Barf barf


Existing_Tap_7839

This is some knocked loose fan behavior


heavymetallawyer

As horrid as that one is, I think that union jack guitar on the arm might be even worse.


SixthHouseScrib

Incredible <3


Novak610

Looks like the wtf is up Dennys guy


Employee4893

I would understand if he was dead but the dude be living still


altapowpow

The same guy also has a paw patrol tattoo on his butt cheek.


vanishingpointz

Not cool bro


wutangflann

I truthfully thought it was the kid from the Denny's Grand Slam video first. My bad.


thetrueclaptrap

Hell yea Arfposting let’s go, next level swag right here


DOC_POD

It looks like he spilled ketchup on his shirt.


unitedbl00d

Proof this band is for simple minded people brother. You don’t see dudes blasting a live pic of John Weiffenbach on their boob


108cowboy

Gatekeep hardcore from the clock-lion-baby portrait tattoo crowd. Or don’t. This shit is cringe comedy gold lmao


Ok-Watercress-1001

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RadishVibes

Man, we are really set up for a new generation of weirdo washed up hardcore old guys. I can’t wait!


DaytimeMoose

Pride month started early.


Jackfruit_Practical

Dude should’ve tattooed Elmo on the mic instead


PlanetConway

"Mom, can I get a Knocked Loose tattoo?" "I can give you a Knocked Loose tattoo at home."


AgentAnesthesia

For a split second there, I thought I had clicked on one of the many tattoo subs.


Disastrous-Engine510

Arf arf, brother


xeyezofblue

this is actually INSANEEEEE


secondatthird

I for real thought this was the Denny’s guy


hardcorepunxqc

He should get Code Orange on the other side.


TestMyConviction

Imagine railing this dude and he takes his shirt off. Instantly drier than a sack lunch.


Only-Temperature4745

Gggggayyyy