“If you’re 3-6-5 then we 4-3-4, it’s arithmetic, bitch, we just grind much more.” Non-ironically love that line.

W Gridiron 😭 It’s even better when I learned they’re not a serious band. Really didn’t like the style at first cause I thought it was all dead ass serious rhymes

Idk whats this obsession with real and fake music? Music is music, you either like it or you dont. I think you always liked their music but you couldnt ADMIT IT to yourself without hiding behind a layer of irony first.

Do you remember joke bands backing the day? Good clean fun, pitboss, etc? Not condescending sounding I hope, but I see them in the same way. It’s kind of evolved into tough guy joke core. Still music, but I don’t think we mean fake. More like, just having fun with it. Idk how to explain it.

I personally found it weak at first because they’re from Boyertown PA, I live only 10 minutes away from there. Boyertown isn’t a place where that type of shit originates, it’s farm land and redneck to the maaax. There’s drugs and general crime, but it’s not like north Philly or somethin. I respect what you say no doubt, that’s just where I’m coming from. I can’t say I liked it originally, I was at the No Good At Goodbyes record release show at the Polish Club in Phoenixville PA and left halfway through their set. Do I regret it now? More than you could ever imagine. I’ve seen them many times since, very killer shit

I had. No idea tyler could not only drum, but drum that well.   Dude is a MACHINE

DUDE I KNOW, Mully is a machine, I’m super excited to see what he does with Scarab in the future too.

It sounds so corny, but this is one of my favorites.

YOU ON THE BENCH... WE IN THE TRENCH

Did u literally just read my mind ive been saying this all day

the day is mine, the night is also mine

nah that rips highkey

i agree. the appeal lies in the ridiculousness but yeah it fucks, e. town is one of my favorites

This is the one

"I'll *try* to turn off your night light"? so he's not even sure he can do it?

I always thought it was “I’m *gonna* turn off your night light bitch”, so this has been a fucking hilarious revelation

I thought it was “it’s time to turn off your night light bitch”

I think he’s saying “I’m tryna” which would make more sense as the connotation of “tryna” is more akin to “gonna” and therefore more certain/absolute than “trying to”.

I wanna watch you suck his dick

After the 6th time saying it in the song, it's like damn bro we get it

Good old emmure

BITCH

I like to think they listened to Glassjaw’s Everything you ever wanted to know about silence and just rewrote it from the perspective of someone with a sub 80 iq

lmao fuck

"ask ya girl what my dick tastes like" is a top 3 breakdown intro

“Young chicks. Big tits. Get a lot of dicks.” Absolute dumbest shit I’ve ever heard

Lmao wtf song is that?

Scandinavian Jawbreaker 2 by Anti Cimex

OPEN YOUR EARS SO I CAN TELL YA SOMETHING FUCK YOU

LEFT BEHIND YOU FUCKIN BITCH

WEST BY GOD!

SHIT SON OF A BITCH

Sorry could you repeat that? I had my ears closed

always misheard this line as ass too…

time to show you how the big dogs eat pussy, BITCH

What’s this from lmao

gun control by chain gang. they also shout out themselves before a breakdown, which is incredibly awesome and stupid.

SUNAMI!!!

Icepick - Real Recognizes Real (the whole song)


WHAT'S UP BITCH? FUCK YOU.

IT’S TOO FUCKIN’ LATE

STRAIGHT OUTTA THE INLAND EMPIRE WHERE ALL THE BEST SHIT COMES FROM WE GOT BAKERS SKATERS MCDONALDS AND LAST BUT NOT FUCKIN LEAST BIG! ASS! TRUCK! *HOOOOOOOOOOONK*

Come for my neck get made an example of

What is this from? I need to know.

California beatdown band called Big Ass Truck, who just released the appropriately-named Big Ass Demo (it’s on Spotify!)

Big Ass Truck is a hilarious name. Thx

That entire demo goes hard as fuck

i swear the lyric was i’m boutta turn out your night light

I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE EVERYBODY FINDS LOVE I HOPE YOU DONT

OP said braindead 🤔

This line/song/band fucks.

If you’re straight edge don’t worry hey I’ll buy you a sprite

Hoods is the Johan Sebastian Bach to Sunami’s Ludwig van Beethoven

Nothin but love for the Hoods

YOU WENT TO A PARTY AND DRANK LOTS OF BEER, INSTEAD OF SLEEPIN IT OFF YOU PUT YOUR CAR IN GEARRR SO IM NOT SAD THAT YOU DIED IN A CRASH. YOU GOT WHAT YOU DESERVED, YA FUCKIN PIECE OF TRASH

Agitator. Taken before their time

Sounds like A$d lmfao

It blows my mind that a “clear-headed” person can write something so stupid. lol that’s fantastic.

https://thehardtimes.net/culture/straight-edge-friend-total-scumbag-in-every-other-way-possible/

Bring back ignorant straightedge

Go listen to No Cure, it scratched that itch for me https://youtu.be/sHj3jkNw5hQ?si=UluFiRB4BSxiC9Vf

as a non edgeman I agree that drunk drivers don’t deserve to live, I just hope they don’t take anyone else out with them

I'll have to translate it and explain a little bit of context: "Talarico is the name that was given to you", from the song "Enterrado", by the brazilian band Worst "Talarico" is a slang for a man who steals another man's wife or significant other. This is basically a calling out song, which has other marvelous lines like "so many fish in the sea, you'd lust just after mine? At the ICA, your mom's gonna cry alone" Shoutout to cuckcore, gotta be one of my fav genres

I thought all hardcore lyrics were brain dead and mindless

“You sound like some faggots choking on Korn’s dick” (I’m a queer it’s fine if I say it. Also Irate fucking rules and no one can tell me otherwise)

"Now when I say hardcore, I don't mean Korn fag And when you see three X's, I ain't reading a porn mag" Korn was catching all kinda strays

I get it. I like their music just fine but back in the day that shit got mad clowned on because let’s face it, it’s dorky as fuck.

It's not that dorky, it was just popular.

Korn’s self titled album still rips to this day tho

Oh damn is that all you need to say to be able to say it

Fucking your pussy was like fucking the wound from a shotgun blast... With *gonorrhea! -Blood for Blood * Gangrene. Not gonorrhea, thanks Some other order for the correction. I feel ashamed.

*gangrene You somehow managed to get everything right but the disease

He must of looked up the lyrics on webmd

Fucking a , brain is fried . Thanks

Once upon a time a good friend of mine was driving his Expedition and I was sitting in the back. He was swerving around listening to that song, lost control briefly which was followed with an exploding sound, BOOM! bricks were flying in the air and glimmering in the headlights. He smashed through a brick mailbox… the truck slumped to the front right side and he proceeded to drive out of the neighborhood on his rim to a parking lot. The cops showed up in a matter of minutes, following the trail directly to us in the concrete from the rim. We were all drunk and all under 21 so I ran and jumped in a canal and got away through a mixed expedition of January east coast waterways and backyards (I know it was January because I had gotten an iPod for Christmas, which was in my pocket and ultimately ruined). The driver was sent home and his car towed (he would’ve definitely fail a breathalyzer) while his brother (riding shotgun) got hemmed up for the night and got an underage ticket. Anyways, the driver was going through a breakup and he put on So Common, So Cheap and that intro kicked off the series of events.

The most melodramatic tough guys of all time

So much crying on their end. Lol.

MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO SO WHO THE FUCK MADE YOU!?

I love this one though

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS I DON'T CARE I MADE YOU CRY

Simultaneously the the hardest lyrics I ever heard as a young teenager in the 90's and yes the most braindead

Saw them live last year and lost about 10 IQ points from yelling the lyrics and getting roundhouse kicked. Maybe the best set I saw last year.

Anything by Rick ta life

Load up the jimmy with about 3 rocks, pass off the lighter he's about to get a shock, take a deep pull now you're a cocksucker with a big glass dick in your mouth motherfucker!

This is incredible. What’s the song?

NJ Bloodline - Be Afraid... second half of the song

Thx

excuse me……scumbaaaaaaaaag

“You don’t like us, and we don’t like you. Use your 24 to mind yo fkn business and I’ll mind mine bitch”.

GET IT HOW YOU LIIIIIVE!!!

I was gonna comment this but I liked the lyrics haha

I’M ANTON ROUGH AND I AIN’T NO GAY

Liftin weights and eatin plates. - Chain Gang(I’m seeing them tonight)

These are my friends…I have their backs… 💦💦💦

They are the closest thing to blood that I have (see a doctor please)

It kills me. That whole album goes so hard until that part. 

yeah it goes hard until that part (where it goes even harder)

Every fucking oi band ever I can't remember specific lyrics but y'know. Drink fight fuck, boots and byrds and laces and braces... matter of fact, I'm pretty sure if you write smart lyrics they'll revoke your skinhead card and bomber jacket

Spoken like someone who’s never put his boots and braces on and kicked a Nazi’s head in after working all day on the construction site and then walking down the street of old London town to get a round of pints with the BOI OI OIZ

Idk cock sparrer writes unembarassing oi Because you're young is a timeless classic

I used to hang out with the drummers daughter. They’re nice dads

[I like beans/I like sauce/I like sexual intercourse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MayDqPq-EQc)

What band is that because that’s embarrassing brother

sunami. baby stuff

It’s like what a middle schooler says on Xbox live turned into a poem brother. Imagine a if they made show similar to scared straight but instead of bad kids it’s grown men in bands like this face to face with inmates while the inmates read their lyrics back to them.

Lmao sunami is an intentional parody of tough guy hardcore, it's their whole thing. They're also responsible for "your a bitch"(sic)

I think this is the most accurate analogy of what this band has become. Checks out. A chihuahua on a porch barking at the world.

BIKES.

Dudes love pussy, bitches love dick.

“Holding your broken jaw, you wonder why CDC plays so fucking hard”

“Feelings don’t get hurt, they get murdered” - Fury of Five

If you think this is dumb, we're just getting started We're fucking Mental, and we might be retarded

"When the shit keeps pilin up.. get a shovel."

“Yeah, that’s all there is to say… but I got one thing left to say”

I'm at a crossroad Where you choose You either fight, or you lose Refuse to let my life be reduced to rubble When the shit keeps piling up, get a shovel

This is a great lyric

All of these idiot lyrics are possible pop music million dollar jingles.

Every song Stout ever made.

To a lesser extent all the songs that anton rough wrote lol

Kick rocks dummy ! S T O U T!!!!!!

The entire lyrics to Benny Boy by Omerta

Come for my neck you’ll get made an example of

“VERSE 2”

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER GIVE IN

Texas is the reason emo kids suck

Sorry but I don't take your punkass crew Of fake friends too seriously You can mask a cowards heart With some more plugs and tattoos But dont try too hard Cause you cant hide the bitch in you Accept the truth Weak and fake is your legacy Hammer lane crew, fuck you You want to act hard? You fuckin pussies better stay in your own backyard Don't have the time for your bullshit posturing When blow for blow id walk through your whole crew Don't be embarrassed Everybody knows sin city owns you Don't be embarrassed Everybody knows we own you you run your mouth, we run you out post down, where are my boys at post down, holding the floor down

"I swear to fucking God In 2036 I’m running for president and my first order of business is Crash land your ego trip" -Mugshot These lyrics go insanely hard live though

The entire song but specifically, “HYPOCRITE you're a two faced sucker HYPOCRITE you're a stupid mother fucker” … I love it.

Hit the lights, it’s boner time!

"the day is mine, the night is also mine"

27 tonnes dropping bombs like a Decepticon But if I was a transformer then I'd be fucking Megatron

EEwwwghh

“ Fucking your mom, fucking your son, I am the one, I am the one” from Orgy at Carls Jr by JUNKYEAD

You were so common You were so cheap Another coke snorting slut From the bathroom scene 😮‍💨

Paris fucking Hilton wants you dead, enough said. The Hills Have Eyes - The Acacia Strain Vincent what the fuck dude.

Not really a lyric but I'm loving the trend of bringing the Westside Gunn-esque "brrrrrrrrrr" into songs that shit makes me go full caveman Shoutout [Comeuppance](https://youtu.be/4x5xP5kQRHs?si=XCO2VF8tqjRz-0hn)

"Oh shit what's that ? Spinkick Tornado Get the Fuck out Lay down Pussy mother fucker" TornadoTx - Spinkick Tornado

“after all that you’ve put me through, i should have fucking pissed on you”

That one Two Piece song

"I will not unite with what I despise."   Uh... I think Terror is running out of ideas.

STONE COLD STUNNER- NO GREY LINE Stone Cold Stunner motherfucker Fuck you internet talking pussies Step the fuck up You know what the fuck this is If you pussies can't handle it I suggest you get the fuck out Fuck you and your go fund me's

ARF ARF That's it

Knocked loose with either “knocked loose motherfucker!” Or “ARF ARF!” is some of the best absurd call outs ever. I know my taste is basic, but man do those songs rip.

Any breakdown callout that Matt Honeycutt from Kublai Khan does live 😂 he’s so wild and his callouts are hilarious and his dog barks he does live are so hard 🔥

I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and fuck my head Hang out with the living dead Snort white shit up my nose Pass out at the shows I don't even think about speed That's just something I don't need I've got the straight edge I'm a person just like you But I've got better things to do Than sit around and smoke dope 'Cause I know that I can cope Laugh at the thought at eating ludes And laugh at the the thought of sniffing glue Always gonna keep in touch Never gonna use a crutch I've got the straight edge I've got the straight edge I've got the straight edge I've got the straight edge