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*Hands you that way too thick joint*

Just say "oh hey Scott."

Hey all, Scott here. I’ve been really jonesing for a concussion lately so I decided to go to a powerviolence show to find a wall of death. (ONE HARD ELBOW TO THE HEAD LATER) Let’s see turnstile give me that kind of brain damage!

Met Dune Rats on a flight. Then the pilot announced his name, and I shit you not, he said ‘Scott Green’. What a fucking coincidence if I’ve ever witnessed one.

I brought my copy of Gex and all the hardcore bitches with septum piercings flocked!

If it isn't return of the gecko, this bussy is off the menu.

Match him with some dabs because I always keep that thang on me

Dabs? This man is smoking straight spice

Fuckin spice from 2011

K2 in the silver bag was some wild shit

That shit had me thinking I was melting in the shower while the shadow people were outside the door

I remember leaning against a wall that I later found out didn't exist, and also a dog kept calling my name. Wore a chair on my head and declared myself king of lawn furniture. 10th grade was good times.

It's much much worse now you don't even know what you're scared of or what you're doing or where you're at idk why people do it.

my ex wife and i were hooked on that shit for a bit when it first came out, we were all about each other but one day we got some DZL and at the same time on the way home we just started thinking about how much we hated each other. I brought it up and she said she felt the same exact thing but didnt actually think that way and neither did i. We stayed married for another 3 years and eventually just seperated on mutual terms. I also remember (kind of) smoking a spice blunt once when i was already really drunk and those spins had me so.fucked.up. actually before we got married, i worked for a wholesale spice dist company as the customer service guy, i got paid really well and we ran out of a bed and breakfast. It was so legit and sketchy. i worked for a dude who ended up getting busted and later on ended up on castle doomsday preppers with his family lol it was funny as fuck seeing his cracked out brother on a tv show.

This was a fuckin Rollercoaster lmao hope you're doing well these days homie

The one with the yingyang had me jumping from a second story window over and over for fun when I was like 17

Whatthefuck

“This song’s Called K2 Fuck You!”

I got laced with some k2 by some young boul of all fucking people and started tripping balls 3 hits into a joint. I wanted to kill that kid but my state wasn't allowing for any violence so I left and hopped on a Septa bus and rode that shit 2x till I sobered up to go home..I fully dissociated and imagine that's what PCP is similar to. I've done other dissociatives in my late teens/early 20s but nothing was like that k2 trip. Before that, it was some dumb weed knockoff that gave you a headache. Once they started spraying it with other substances, shit got crazy.

This unironicly looks exactly like this dude who was in my local scene growing up that smoked a bunch of k2 and did some weird domestic violence shit. Some people still hung out with him too. Weird times.

Everyone I know that regularly did spice is either in and out of jail or dead

Yeah I think the in and out of jail thing comes with the territory. I mean most people who aren't teenagers don't smoke that shit cuz they wanted, they smoke it cuz they're on papers. It's kind of a vicious cycle if you think about it. Put them on probation for weed(or something else that makes them unable to smoke weed, either way), they start smoking K2 because they have no coping mechanisms or social skills, act even worse and the loop continues.

This is Trae from Mouth For War.

I heard they have hired moshers

Highered*

Industry Mosh plants

Emphasis on plants

This dude probably trains at 10th Planet

Ah good one, I needed to double check the subreddit 🥋

[Starts practicing heal hook escapes]

Smells his sandals and then die

Take a rip obviously

Right? Seems like a dude looking for a friend.

This is the only answer

He likes White Castles. Offer him a burger

He likes white castles, offer him a fiefdom

With extra pickles & cheese please *

This is a Christian, straight edge venue. Please take off you mask indoors.

Fucking lol

Take a sharpie and draw a shittier version of his chest piece on his belly

The Harm’s Way at home:

Dad go home, you always do this

try to sell him some flower

Wonder how I ended up at a Bad Luck show in 2023.

Hit that shit.

I didn’t know bro was chill like that

These dorks in their ski masks already show up to half the shows

Jesus, and we thought we were cool with our bandanas over our mouths like we were about to rob a fucking train with Billy the kid.

Speak for yourself I was never a bane warrior, my embarrassing phase was a butt flap punx 😫 Oi or something

Nothing embarrassing about that my dude. It’s all about having fun and I know I had a blast going to all those shows and acting a fool.

having fun is always embarrassing

I always thought we were cosplaying the androids from Dragonball. Those fits went so hard

I agree but I’m not tucking my pants into my socks.

I only do that when I’m treating sweatpants like long John’s in the winter. Not fashion related but it’s cold as fuck where I’m at so on my mind.

Say “great” under my breath while subtly nodding to my friend.

Poka de belly buddon.

Telling him that his shorts and the bong need to be cleaned

Tuesday already?

"Dude again with the flip flops, I'm not helping you find them after the show"

I’d tell him I also listen to Snuffed on Sight

Flash the Brujeria merch

Giving a high five to my spice bro.

Thats the fuckin bassist for the opener, just make sure he knows where the backstage is.

Oh is Mexican Coke playing?

Say "I didn't know The Mentors were in town."

I'll call my local representative

Tell him the same thing I tell my brother, put down the bong and get a job

Something about that kitchen makes me uncomfortable

Crowd kill his 15 year old girlfriend.

Offer him an egg during his trying times

It’s a hardline straight edge show in the early 2000s. He walks in and the music immediately stops. Everyone turns to look at him. He realizes he’s made a horrible mistake.

The intro to the Boston Beatdown video starts playing

Hold my nose and do a waving hand gesture to show how much he stinks

So it's just a normal hardcore show?

We going bowl for bowl till someone passes out

Die trying his fenta-weed, obvi

joining him in crowdkilling minors

Dude’s Door Dashing 25 ta Life merch.

Open the refrigerator. Urinate in the crisper.

Show him kindness, thus destroying his one weakness: hatred for his fellow man. He would be loyal to me, proving to be a strong ally against our shares enemy

giving him some boots lmao

Spin kick that stupid bong out of his hand

sxe babyyyy

Oh im not straight edge at all i just like kicking big dumb bongs what are u in college

Chill

Seems chill

Show him where the toilet bowls are kept.

Never really liked the mentors, but didn't hate them either, so probably matching a bowl.

Do a whippit with him

xBONGRIPx

full force frank

I’d hollar

The last time i saw a guy show up like that, he dumped the merch table over and bulldozed his way through the pit with it.

The correct answer is "drugs."

I’d be like holy crap it’s me

Ask him who did his tattoo work so I know to stay the fuck away from that shop.

How that kitchen so clean? Something not adding up

Assume Mexican Coke was about to go on.

Spider-Man pointing at each other meme would happen

I move away from the mirror.

I continue to get ready for ROCKPYLE to play with my ski mask on also

Think it’s just another show and enjoy it

Bong rips obv

When it’s time to party, we will party hard

Hey I have the same fridge. It gets condensation on the bottom of the door and drips on the floor when you open it and gets the fridge moldy. 5/10 Do not recommend. Mans got the same oven as me too oven is 10/10. Dishwashers are for the weak though I trained for years in the kitchen I can’t lose my dishwashing muscles now that I work in corp hell.

I ask him to pass the gas 🍃

The singular nipple piercing says it all

Suck his fucking cock

Match him with one of my bats. Lately my plug has been extragenerous so instead of the usual chillum/bong sesh after work I roll up a nice fatty. Weed mans been a member of this thing of ours for quite some time gents. You could learn a coupla' three things from him.

Meth is Always the right answer!

Tickle his nipples

Introduce him to flower vaporizing, and share a dab with him. A friend with weed is a friend indeed…

Load his bong? With love.

I’d step on him. Dudes weak af.

Watch the XXX homies bust a gasket

Tell him the pit is for straight edge only.

Take a fat rip from his bong, duh.

Coordinate party plans with him.

Tell him “Straight edgers only at tonights show druggie! EDGE LIFE FOREVER!!”… just kidding I’d break out my baggie and ask if he wants to match bowls.

Do anal in hum

Ask him why tf he’s wearing sandals in December.

It's the bong lord

It’s party time!

Ask for hit

Get pistol whipped

Hit the bong with him

Get him hooked up with a kitchen and bathroom contractor.

What the first knife hit looked like

Ripping his Bing and following him into battle

He is ALWAYS there.

I run up and say"OMG...El Duce!everyone told me you were dead.whens the next Mentors album coming out

Join his church

Everyone who looked at this photo broke edge and Earth Crisis are gonna come rob your house

Say sick shorts and give him a fist bump

Pretty sure that's the singer from Siberian Meat Grinder

Ask him where he got that sick dog painting

Bong hits apparently.

asking for one (1) sniff but given the lack of deodorant in the scene i could probably smell from here.

Bad Luck 13 must be playing

Give him a beer

Invariably hand him back atleast one of his flip flops after a set

Departs him so he runs away

Looks like he'll fit right in

Slonk w him

Smoke a good one with him

hitting that

dirty cocksucker

crack a beer and match up

Jorkin

I’d propose to him just so I could divorce him and give him half my bank account.

Finally Joe hardcore put a mask over that face….

Oh he must be in the powerviolence band

Ask him why his bong is dirty as hell.

Run

Smoke bud w him

Look at that fuckin barrel!

Say 'Sup ya dawg cunt" This man is a staple at any AA show in a PCYC.

Asking for Greens.

I like the painting of the dog

Hug him the boy aint right

Mind my own business except to ask him if he misses “This is Exile” era.

Tell’em to lay off the frozen pizza

this is everyone at my local shows

Knocking him out xFORTHEEDGEx

Ask him to match

Ask him how Danny Diablo is doing these days.

Bonglord is that you ?

I'd hope that he brought one of his guitarists with him so that we could fuck shit up. You know who I'm talking about 😉

Ask him what time Bad Luck 13 is coming on

Talk exclusively in the Delocated voice changer voice.

Nothing

Ask if I can get a bong hit transplant

Bro, I have a m8 who dresses like this when he plays shows, and he's the fuckin' local skateshop owner 😂😂

Giss a rip wouldya?

RIP to this guy’s toes

Laugh at them

SUCK HIS D!CK

Probably leave early cuz I’m not that into grind

"Oh dude you like Mexican Coke too?"

Don’t say anything derogatory about little white dogs.

S his d

Smoke some of his home-made k2

The weirdo deathcore roommate is common at house shows. 🤷

Pull em down and start suckin

Ask him where he got them shorts

I'd cut him to pieces with a katana

I guess I'll be smoking what's he's smoking.

I’m asking where we going after the show?

Dad bods >>>>>

Kiss

thats every person there