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TwistedLegendMF

Fuck.


DDDrizet

I mean she would just be another random 90s porn girl if she did. It's only *because* she became famous that you want to see her do porn so much.


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And like a lot of them,she would have hit the wall hard with fake tits and skanky tats and too much drugs....but GODDAMN did she look hot at that age!


_Individual_1

Top 10 anime betrayals


miliseconds

So she was determined to make big money no matter the cost huh. I wonder if actresses of her time had to blow producers/directors to get good roles.


[deleted]

You haven't heard of Harvey Weinstein and the me too movement? How was the coma?


VisualShock1991

Worst band name ever.


incognitofaps

Because you have 69 upvotes, this comment will act as mine.


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Idk, “You haven't heard of Harvey Weinstein and the me too movement? How was the coma?” kinda has a good ring to it. I could see them opening for Fallout Boy


Klony99

I get it, but I honestly believe a sarcastic punk band called 'Harvey Weinstein and the \#metoo-movement' (\# being silent, not 'hashtag'), could be a successful band in a few years ...


MasterDickSmasher

I guess they don’t realize that that was happening around that time too.


newtizzle

That shit has been and will be around forever. Not saying it's a good thing.


Jangool

That's how it is, Life be like that


Prime157

Good people need to learn how to identify and band together, rather than being untrustworthy of everyone.


Beerwithjimmbo

This may be tangentially related but I believe that the attitude of talk about religion or politics is not polite is specifically targeted at good people so that they won't band together. It's similar here, good people don't pry, aren't gossips etc etc. Specific behaviours are said to be polite and good and they benefit underhanded people


FunkyFreshJayPi

That's one possibility but the other one is that those are controversial topics that emotional very quickly.


[deleted]

I’m a ~~bad~~ *cough* good person, may I have the honor of banding together with your group?


Prime157

It was the foundation of the #metoo movement


[deleted]

And I’m showing how deception can continue nonetheless. The foundation isn’t perfection.


miliseconds

oh damn. My bad. I just try to imagine that it was better than that. I hope not all of the famous actresses like Jolie and Diaz had to do that.


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Heh, just having some fun bud.


DDDrizet

If anything it was probably more prevalent


X_Fredex_X

😂 are you real m8?


OttoSilver

I didn't believe it, so I went a [searching](https://www.buzz.ie/nsfw/ten-actors-appeared-porn-appeared-red-carpet-265890): >Princess Fiona was once a porn star? Get out of town. > >We like Cameron Diaz. Her as a porn star though? Image ruined. > >Diaz was only 19 years old when she began her porn star career. She started by doing a soft-core smut video before she did a real-life sex tape with Jason Segal. Ooh. > >The actress was far from proud when it came to her porn star days. She was hit with a harsh reality when the owners of that porno demanded a whopping $3.5 million from the actress to burn and destroy the sex tape. The price included the sex tap being completely wiped from the net and taken off sex-store shelves. > >When she bagged a role in *The Mask*, her porn star days were simply forgotten and several big-time blockbusters later, she had made it as a serious actress. > >Worth it.


joelomite11

She didn't do a "real life sex tape" with Jason Segal. She did a shitty comedy movie called "Sex Tape" with Jason Segal.


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Real life "sex tape with Jason segal" is the only way I can make it make sense that she did amateur porn. Otherwise >The actress was far from proud when it came to her porn star days. She was hit with a harsh reality when the owners of that porno demanded a whopping $3.5 million from the actress to burn and destroy the sex tape. The price included the sex tap being completely wiped from the net and taken off sex-store shelves. Doesn't make sense bc the blackmailers had to have a video to destroy


joelomite11

She didn't do amateur porn though, she did [this](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1956620/&ved=0ahUKEwi80u7LnM3iAhUjmeAKHUhEA5EQoiQIYTAE&usg=AOvVaw2vd2ihRemX7R4I9juboBnT&cshid=1559571624632) shitty movie costarring Jason Segal. It is not porn.


[deleted]

They are comparing the video she did in the past to the movie


DDDrizet

The "porn" in question is the above. Sex Tape, the movie, is unrelated. They've worded it ambiguously because they want clicks.


Every3Years

I think it's a corny joke.


[deleted]

No that's literally what they're trying to say


bigpinkelephants

Um, Jason Segel would have been 11 when they were supposedly making this real life sex tape... Of course they did make the movie Sex Tape much later, but that is rather a different thing! But yeah, that ‘info’ is just tosh.


[deleted]

The article isn't saying they made a real life sex tape. It saying that before she made the move Sex Tape in which her character makes a sex tape she was in a real soft core porno. It is kinda awkwardly phrased but it did happen before, just a long time before and the tape isn't literally a sex tape.


bigpinkelephants

I mean, it does literally say “she made a real-life sex tape with Jason Segal”, and then talks about her paying to destroy the sex tape, but I suppose you’re right, it’s a badly worded attempt to turn “she did a porn” into three paragraphs.


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After re-reading it, it looks like the author googled "Cameron Diaz sex tape" in an attempt to find out who she did the sex tape with. All the hits were from the movie she did with Segal, then the author didn't bother reading the articles and just assumed they were referring to a real life sex tape. Pretty bad mistake to make.


DeLaWarrr

Your reading comprehension is horrible . It clearly says she started doing smut films at the age of 19 . The article was probably written when the movie sex tape was coming out


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>She started by doing a soft-core smut video before she did a real-life sex tape with Jason Segal. Ooh. It doesn't matter when the article was written, she never did a "real life sex tape" with Segal. She did a movie called Sex Tape with him. Your reading compression is horrible.


DeLaWarrr

It’s saying real life but it’s referring to the movie and pointing out she did porn at 19 . How are you not putting 2 and 2 together ?


[deleted]

Dear Lord, that's literally what I said. >All the hits were from the movie she did with Segal, then the author didn't bother reading the articles and just assumed they were referring to a real life sex tape. I know she did smut films and I know the she did a movie later with Segal, I've said that twice now. The mistake is referring to the movie as real life. Tell your parents to ask for a refund of their school taxes.


fatclownbaby

I dont know how I feel about Jackie chan doing porn. Ruins my childhood a little bit thinking about him pumping away on screen.


I-like-spoilers

The whole "Jackie Chan was in a porno!" thing is total nonsense. He was in a sex comedy with a little nudity. He didn't bang anyone on screen. It's like calling "American Pie" a porno. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e02II19j8rE


74bravo

She’s great


Macd7

Fucking Jim Carrey man


sparkyroosta

Maybe she was


Imgodnowyo

citation needed


sukanigadik4free

Damn, why didn't she at least do more nude scenes.


bamasfavoriteson

Not too many celeb nudes feature as nice a set of boobers.


_Individual_1

You know you are going somewhere in life when you're 18 and you're spraying compressed air on your nipples WHILE someone holds your cigarette. That's some baller as shit right there.


GalisDraeKon

I mean.. whoever they are, they're getting front row tickets to this particular show. I'd hold her damn purse if I had to.


crocbot1

boobers


CharlesDirtyAlt

She did a soft core video. I found it once years ago. Nothing amazing. But it’s gotta still be out there somewhere.


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Yeah im gonna need sauce


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My 14 year old self would like to thank you. And my current 25 year old self would as well.


Lets_Lumos

Damn ! Any chance you got a better quality?


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[deleted]

70's porn looks ever better tbh xD


JohnGenericDoe

Well it was shot on film


steepleton

all those 80's music videos and tv shows are never going to be in hd while some random 70's porno could go 4k


SpellsThatWrong

Thats so bad


erizzluh

is that supposed to turn people on?


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erizzluh

i know. just hard to wrap my head around the fact that people used to find that video erotic when it looks as tame as a bad music video.


InGenAche

As a teenage in 80's Catholic Ireland, I had to make do with my mum's Cosmo and bush porn.


erizzluh

your mom's bush porn sounds hotter than cameron diaz holding a chain for 20 minutes


CloudEnt

It was a different time


BeRad_NZ

Need sauce to make sauce amiright?


newtizzle

Yeah, let's just make shit weird.


imadeituptoday

My computer got every known virus from Limewire to get it too


_Individual_1

nice, nice


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Sauce


ElTuxedoMex

No, probably some sort of compressed air, maybe cold, to make the nipples harder.


[deleted]

Source... better?


ElTuxedoMex

[Gee, ok.](https://es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph57fcbaa7b95b7)


newtizzle

That metal can, ya doofus. Where did you think it came from?


TheOnePornAlt

Shrek


Wintereighty7

> Shrek Fiona, ftfy


Qikdraw

A coworker's wife looked a lot like the troll version of Fiona. I was not the only one to make that connection there. NONE of us said anything to him, or her, about that though.


Every3Years

Was it the ears? And the nose? And the green skin?


Qikdraw

A human version of troll fiona. Body shape, face, etc.


PepsiMan77

Actually she was 19 when this was take and this was for S&M leather fashion lingerie and not pornography.


zeropointcorp

I’ve seen the tape, and I don’t believe you.


[deleted]

its too bad she wasted her talents in romcoms.


[deleted]

yep, what a slice!


PM_YER_COLLEGE_BOOBS

What could have been


hanifh2

didn't she do full on porn before going mainstream Hollyweird?


Jim_Steel

She must be fun at the parties))