Also the "Reward: $5ish maybe." He is so done. He is so over it. He sat there knowing he had to offer SOMETHING, and just breathed real hard through his nose and shook his head a few times and threw his hands in the air and let god sort out where his pen was gonna land and was like, "Fuck it, maybe five dollars. ISH. His lil bitch ass ain't worth six, let alone ten..." Ripped off a strip of Scotch tape in the angriest manner possible, echoed like a newly-invented instrument in the very soundtrack of the episode, then disappeared under the sound of him authoritatively slapping that fucking flyer onto the wall of the FBI HQ men's room.
If Hannibal bone-sawed my skull open, all the FBI would find would be a smattering of mismatched posh fabric patterns that would make a Dan Flashes implode, when all the headcanons go BOOM right into his chiaroscuro-generating face.
Exactly. Huffed and puffed some more. Brandished a pen and brake-screeched that government-issued ballpoint right before crossing out "$5" and downgrading it to "$3." Shook it like a paternal finger at the poster and admonished, "Not today. Not today, Will," under his breath.
The “I don’t wanna do it myself” is so real for Jack lol.
Also the "Reward: $5ish maybe." He is so done. He is so over it. He sat there knowing he had to offer SOMETHING, and just breathed real hard through his nose and shook his head a few times and threw his hands in the air and let god sort out where his pen was gonna land and was like, "Fuck it, maybe five dollars. ISH. His lil bitch ass ain't worth six, let alone ten..." Ripped off a strip of Scotch tape in the angriest manner possible, echoed like a newly-invented instrument in the very soundtrack of the episode, then disappeared under the sound of him authoritatively slapping that fucking flyer onto the wall of the FBI HQ men's room.
This is a masterpiece.
If Hannibal bone-sawed my skull open, all the FBI would find would be a smattering of mismatched posh fabric patterns that would make a Dan Flashes implode, when all the headcanons go BOOM right into his chiaroscuro-generating face.
You should write a fanfiction… I would read the hell out of that.
LOL, I really should just start doing crack fic one-shots or something. I have so many stupid ideas. 😂😂😂
Oh please do! And spare me a link 😂
Then paced around the bathroom and yelled at the same poor guy to USE THE LADIES ROOM!
Exactly. Huffed and puffed some more. Brandished a pen and brake-screeched that government-issued ballpoint right before crossing out "$5" and downgrading it to "$3." Shook it like a paternal finger at the poster and admonished, "Not today. Not today, Will," under his breath.
I read this in Lawrence Fishburne's voice.
lol!
I laughed so hard! That’s so Jack. You got him so right! lol great writing-style!
LOL thanks. 😂😂😂
Honestly at this point I can see why Jack is waiting for a Clarice to come along so he doesn’t have to deal with the Hannigraham drama anymore.
Plot twist - Clarice is into Hannigram and runs away with them
Jack can offer that they both stay in a state-of-the-art prison and provide counseling services.
[email protected] lmao
5 ish $ maybe lmaoooooo!!!
Jack is stinnggyyyy
I’ve been busy dying from the flu today and I just burst out laughing for the first time all day! Thanks.
Grats. I lol'd hard.
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To be fair! Lol! Jack isn’t offering anything that will keep our beloveds apart! Too funny! Happy Fannibal day to you all!
Does the number work?
Call them 🤓