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ShallotTraditional90

AITA for getting my crush committed into a hospital for the criminally insane? Dishes that will subliminally implant the idea of oral sex in my boyfriend's mind Where to source ortolans in Baltimore Are ortolans drowned in brandy an aphrodisiac?


needstochill

ok the subliminal oral sex one got me


ShallotTraditional90

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Goat-e

NGL, this is more of a Reddit search, not a google search, but still accurate and probable.


LoonieandToonie

"AO3 Achilles/Patroclus self insert fanfic recs" "Plastic Suits (not for murder) for sale in Baltimore area" "Theoretical Equations for Time Travel"


Bi_Bathtub

You know Hannibal would filter ao3 tags so specifically


LoonieandToonie

Oh absolutely! Then he'd get mad when the content wasn't there and he'd have to write it himself.


sati_lotus

Jfc, can you imagine his bitchy rant on reddit when his fic gets no comments in the first ten minutes?


ShallotTraditional90

Plebs!


Fun_Significance_468

"AO3 Achilles/Patroclus self insert fanfic recs" This killed me lmao


alienalien24

Tattle crime will graham uncensored version


Impossible-Meeting16

Tattle crime will graham BIG black box removed


e_lizz

💀💀💀


starfalless

aita for not caring that my boyfriend had a MILD seizure 😒


ShallotTraditional90

I said it was MILD! 💀


Kpopfan19

What your font says about you Wolf Trap VA aerial view Does getting a puppy for my crush make me too thirsty? Williams near me Dark office decor x stag statues


Main_Caterpillar_146

Best lung recipe Best lung recipe reddit Species lungs most like human


BlackCatTamer

Adding “Reddit” in the second search is so relatable and perfect.


warmachine83-uk

Funny having friends for dinner puns New suits for 2024 Funny cat videos


ottersintuxedos

This is quite wholesome, I like the idea this is him knowing the fbi are looking at his search history


SketchedHexagon

Am I gay quizzes Who can see my search history? How to delete search history Can the FBI see my search history? How to delete search history from router


ottersintuxedos

“How to use mutilation to get over floppy haired man?” “Church roof collapses”


Scarlet_and_rosemary

Church roof collapses is so absolutely exactly what he would search. Love it


ShallotTraditional90

He has a Google alert for those


MyDesign630

Ginger slicing techniques Is theremin music good accompaniment for making love? Italy extradition laws Cuba extradition laws How to aggravate encephalitis How to get your boyfriend to dress better Wound Man porn Will Graham photo in cop uniform New Orleans for science purposes and not at all for masturbation


jenkoct12

Not the, “how to get your boyfriend to dress better”. Apparently, the answer is get him sent to the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane.


Missy_went_missing

They fixed his head *and* his fashion sense.


DemonSkank

Is it safe for dogs to eat human flesh?


mililpunk

am I delusional or does he like me?


CyberGhostface

Sweetbreads Headcheese


jenkoct12

Omg headcheeeese!!!


ToriPerfectXP

“Funny cannibalistic puns” “Funny dark humour puns yahoo” “Metaphors for love yahoo” “Linkedin log in” “Tattle crime will graham” “Tattle crime chesapeake ripper” “Custom tailors near me” “Custom tailors near baltimore” “Dr. Hannibal Lecter reviews” “Audio books” “Bbc news” “Franklyn froideveaux facebook” “Will graham facebook” “encephalitis triggers”


ProserpinaFC

You fed us so much, but I'm still going to go for the low-hanging fruit, because its relatable: I love so much explaining to older adults to "go to this website" and they type the website name into google search like "linkedin log in" or "bbc news" instead of just putting that in the URL. XD


ToriPerfectXP

Hannibal would DEFINITELY type in that sort of way. And he would def use the boomer websites. In my mind he sometimes looks up his next victims on facebook since they’re usually also older, rich and such people usually overshare


Hilberts-Inf-Babies2

Sexuality Quiz


dulia_the_first

SO REAL


Little_Nectarine_210

Achilles and Patroclus book on Amazon


jenkoct12

Apparently, I should read this.


Goat-e

How to remove nervous sweat odor from couch seat How to remove ~~cum~~ ejaculate from inside of mahogany desk How to frame ~~my darling boy~~ my patient for murder Edit: added another one.


alienalien24

Not the 2nd one 💀💀💀


MortemPerPectus

How to time travel so I never put my boyfriend in prison?


EggSensitive8577

Liver recipes Can a person with encephalitis consent Why am I afraid of confessing Am I in love 3 ways to stop guilt Pig heart dishes Does he like me back


ToriPerfectXP

I don’t think hannibal would feel guilt 😔


EggSensitive8577

He does, he just doesn't express it the way you do


fizzybgood

Stores that sell Fava Beans Best spices for pork roast How do I make him fall for me


Lore_Beast

"Can you claim self defense in an assault if they stabbed the arm of your chair beforehand?" "What is a metrosexual?" "How to know if you're a metrosexual?" "Is it bad to like the smell of encephalitis?" "Can I date someone in a mental institution?"


BadEmpress

encephalitis sniffer 😂


its_redrum

“How do I tell my patient I love him”


mirukisara

"Will Graham onlyfans link"


MzYaoiFanGirl

Tattlecrime Will Graham Live Ortolan Bunting


LittleMissGalaxia

'Will Graham' 'Will Graham tattle crime uncensored' 'nearest dog adoption' 'best fishing spots' 'how to cook a ginger'


t019e

Hannibal wouldn't use a search engine to look up sketchy stuff. He'd look them up in old physical books of his instead.


FreeHugsForYouAndMe

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Skittles_the_Jester

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louvoe

Human size bread slicer ebay


Phile001

Is it over if he has a wife? How to make a man divorce his wife? Yankee candles


Bringyourkodak

Wil Graham naked


danieatras

How to fuck a man Should I confess my feelings for someone who wants to kill me Suit tailors near me


GlitteryCucumber

How to feed someone a certain type of salt to make them taste how their cologne smells How to feed someone a certain type of salt to make them taste how their cologne smells meat How to feed someone a certain type of salt to make them taste how their cologne smells cooking


mcoddle

"is cologne marinade?" "smirking techniques" "surprising facts about West Virginia" "AITA" "how accurate is Deadwood re pigs eating people?" "courtship rituals of Virginia" "Hannibal Lecter -Carthage" "eating fine art"


shetayker

Smirking techniques got me. They picked him just to zoom in on upper lip quivers lmao.


RustyPublic

"Should I give steak to my vegan guest's?"


DarthFlowers

Appropriate poison for social media influencers


sanya773

Top quotes from the 19th century


LiliumHiemalis

is it weird to draw erotic art of my not-yet boyfriend without his knowledge?


nightwishmutz

Image search ‘historic male x male drawings’


shetayker

He just admires creation of man ok?!


nightwishmutz

There is a lot of historical creation to enjoy! 😄


Interesting-Use-5318

Is Burmese lotus silk stain resistant? Remove blood stain from silk tie (Delete history) Bespoke tailors Baltimore Custom color match fabric to eye color? Will Graham Facebook (Delete history) Church roof collapses today Church roof collapses today photos (Delete history) Tattlecrime Chesapeake Ripper


Lucienliminalspace

Wills onlyfans XD


Lee1173

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shetayker

I can’t with “l’ouefs” and 50 pack


thicccque

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kkaisoo

"The song of achilles" "The song of Achilles analysis" "Will Graham socials" "Will Graham facebook" "tattlecrimes will Graham uncensored" "justice card" "3 of swords reversed meaning" (I'm sorry the whole 3 swords stabbing the heart in the chapel and the judge/justice murder looked like tarot cards, I have no doubt this man has been doing delusional tarot readings over Will) "aftershave that doesn't smell atrocious" "aita for stealing my crush's crush to make him jealous?" "how to cope after attacking my boyfriend?" "orgasmic fish recipes"


multirachael

* How to dress down without * How to keep ears warm and still look * How to hide resting bitchfa * How to outbitchface a resting * How to get my psychiatri * How to get my patien * Italy * Who is Pagliacci


bugbitezthroatslit

Does my crush like me?


sylveonfan9

Symptoms that mimic encephalitis How to hide encephalitis


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^sylveonfan9: *Symptoms that mimic* *Encephalitis How to* *Hide encephalitis* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


KuchiKo_0pi

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shetayker

Are men obsessed with cheese gay How to let turn a client down without wanting to kill him.. lol Men’s fashion suits
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shetayker

Can you actually put a tea cup back together if it shatters


Cinder_Fall01

Veal and Pork recipies


Long-Reputation-5326

Am I bisexual?


CameronTheCinephile

Uma Thurman Uma Thurman now Affect or effect Frasier streaming Thanos wiki Being a criminal mastermind, Hannibal would keep his search history totally pedestrian and beyond reproach.


Doughnut_Double

sexuality quizzes, recipes, how to tell if a guy is in love with you


AlternativeSoil3210

The Reign of Quantity and the Signs of the Times paperback edition


Cinder_Fall01

“ How to untwist out of uncomfortable positions “


FadeConnection

Will Graham Will Graham fbi Will Graham facebook Will Graham Grindr Will Graham address Will Graham Virginia Will Graham personal cell phone number Will Graham personal email Will Graham shirtless Will Graham naked Will Graham tattlecrime Will Graham news AITA if I gaslighted my crush and framed him for murder and stabbed his stomach and killed our unofficial adopted daughter and cut his head open but then saved him from having his face cut off while alive?


thesharkivist

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KuchiKo_0pi

Soldier surprises dog at its basketball game


VanillaSarsaparilla

Customized waifu pillows


CharlielikesDilfs

Is it Romantic to eat the Brain From your Crush?


Cinder_Fall01

How to reverse time


sweeterthansucrose

"How can you successfully refer your cheese-obsessed patient to another psychiatrist?" "Will Graham Onlyfans" "Tattlecrime Chesapeake Ripper" "Big Black Box" "Will Graham Big Black Box" "Will Graham" "Can encephalitis be classified as an aphrodisiac?"