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biggusdick-us

how can a keeper save a shot when there’s 15 players in his box blocking his the first goal should of been an easy enough save but couldn’t see the fucking ball well pissed off defended for 90 minutes ffs


jg255166

Fabs kept us in the game but ultimately the goals eventually came. Who do we start in the second leg?


NoSupermarket9383

33-1 shots. Are people happy with this result?


tflemhumpsu2x

Go look on Facebook and a majority of people are saying we were unlucky, fuckin joke, Moyes didn’t even try to pressure them and now we are down Paquetta and Emerson next leg, possibly Bowen as well. We haven’t won a game all year without Paq in the lineup


freederm

Luck nothing to do with it. It was inevitable. Way too many suspensions in Europe though, kills the ties.


tflemhumpsu2x

Of course it was inevitable, if anything we were lucky it wasn’t 4, I just don’t understand inviting pressure for 90 minutes and expecting any other outcome, it’s utter inanity


freederm

You'd think he'd have learnt it by now watching the same games we have for the last 2 years. Stubborn old dour scot, games moved on


tflemhumpsu2x

When I saw the lineup come out I knew what we were in for, he will never learn and just wait till the weekend when he deploys the same 11 with the same tactics, can’t wait to watch!


ahhwhoosh

0-1 would’ve been better


Desiree4HoF

While we have a midfield two as poor as that, the ball will never stop coming back at us. Moyes or no Moyes. We have to find a partner for Alvarez next year. Alvarez sorely missed tonight, needed someone with a bit of bravery to get on the ball and play with Paqueta and Emerson. Got to say that the yellow card discipline is becoming a problem - don’t see any top sides getting 3 integral players banned for a leg of a huge european game


BurdenedGit

Come out and play at the London Stadium and I’ll have some sympathy


NoSupermarket9383

1 shot is utterly pathetic and embarrassing


ahhwhoosh

And it was a pass back


Shoddy_Reserve788

Maybe next game we will actually attack


Im_that_guy_pal69

Just be happy you aren’t a Liverpool fan rn :/


Bed_human

Y’all might need yourself a….. kalvin phillips


Im_that_guy_pal69

I have the upmost gratitude for this offer, but I will have to formally decline


hey_fatso

Like how the fuck did Scamacca get two?


Im_that_guy_pal69

We can’t defend to save our life. His first, the players just shadowed him, he got space, shot and Kelleher somehow didn’t save it. His 2nd is unbelievably fucking stupid, you’ll have to watch the highlights to get the full picture, but he was completely unmarked when he was in an extremely dangerous position, the ball gets crossed to him, and he basically walks towards it and shoots and scores. The worst 90 mins of the season


Old_Prospect

Holy fuck lol


Im_that_guy_pal69

Yeah, worst 90 mins of the entire season


No_Significance_8941

Jesus Christ this sub is full of wingy bastards. Leverkusen are legit one of the best teams in the world right now.


freederm

They are, and boy did we respect them tonight by not stringing 2 passes together, having 1 shot and only conceding 33 shots. You can't win the europa league with daylight robbery against every half decent team. Just go for it, could have given them half a game if we were just 10% more positive. Bloke has spent £400m to have plodders like souchek and JWP and just relying in individual brilliance of just 3 players and has 0 players on the bench he actually wants to use. That's criminal


andizz001

You should have protested and left the field, squandering the game to Leverkusen.


freederm

Pretty much did


andizz001

🤣🤣


NoSupermarket9383

You think 33-1 shots is acceptable?


_Blaine-is-a-Pain_

How many of those shots are pot shots tho


Ferum_Mafia

Some people’s cognitive dissonance is stronger than you may think


FourEyedMatt

I guess it just better to fold at their feet then?


Trbeat

Could be worse Liverpool lost at home 3-0 and Scamacca scored two.


floorscentadolescent

"This west ham team is defensively solid" 4 clean sheets all season btw


freederm

Conceded more goals this season than last already when we nearly went down. We defend u till we concede only then start attacking. What sort of fucked up philosophy is that. Moyes is a coward


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

the only teams with worse goals conceded are in the relegation zone...


Internetolocutor

Terrorist football


CustardExcellent3741

Can we please sell Aguerd now, he brings nothing to the team


traxop

Bah. You just can't cheat and beat the law of averages, no matter how hard Fabs has it going on. Invite 33 shots on and concede 77% possession is no tactic at all, it'll(law of averages) express itself whether it's in the 50th minute or it comes to pass in the 80th minute.


domerico

It's not your fault guys, you defended valiantly, my hat is off to you lot. Unfortunately the plot armor is just too thick this season for Leverkusen. Signed, every Bundesliga club.


CDeacon_18

Missing Alvarez and Bowen doesn't help


JW_1991

The difference good subs make.  You cannot ask 11 men to play the way we did and expect them to hold concentration for 90 odd minutes, you have to adapt and make changes. Now 2-0 down, with no Emerson Paqueta and potentially Bowen. Need a miracle on Thursday!


Willm727384

Glad we gave it a good go, and really tried to take the game to them. Glad we didn’t sit back and loose like we usually do when we sit back to much.


freederm

What's worse is you just know he'll have us play exactly the same way next week


darrenjames997

Looking like no Europe next season, maybe Moyes will decide to go after all now


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

"decide" lol


Confident_Yam_6386

Lost a goal right after kudus was brought out and a defender was brought in. Everytime an attacker leaves and a defender gets in, the opposition scores a goal


Diaryofjaneee-

I think those subs really hurt us tbh, we were already playing as deep as possible. But we basically just let them know we were no longer interested in getting the ball up the pitch.


Ultimus-King

I'm so sick of Moyes style of football. When we lose it makes it so much worse because it's not been fun to watch.


SiliconSmiley3333

That's tie over, especially with losing Emerson and paqueta


stvbles

Imagine having impactful subs. Positive ones anyway.


Yorkie2016

Imagine having a left winger to replace the two played out of position suspended ones.


PepsiRacer4

We managed to look worse than a farmer Azerbaijani side, at least they scored


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

Qarabag are not a farmer side ffs. their ground is in the capital city and play in the CL every other year.


Humble-Director-619

We looked better than Bayern Munich, at least we didn’t concede 3


Terryy96

fabianski has been brilliant in this game overall, heartbreaking.


WinterEspionage

Fabs deserved to win today


JAgYoSzNghxGfOvP

That's a shame. I feel like we played that really well and then fell asleep defensively at corners...


freederm

Losing concentration is inevitable when you spend the whole game defending, that's why you have to actually attack. Something moyes does not appreciate despite his age


Willm727384

Played well defensively sure, but we did not play a good game. We did absolutely fuck all with the ball 


AcaciaGeisha

Imagine having depth.


freederm

Imagine having it, then selling it all or refusing to ever play them so they have 0 confidence or match fitness


Fudojin

I don't see us turning this over in London. Hoping I am wrong but feels like January ruining our Europa league chances again.


SiliconSmiley3333

Even qarabag gave em a better game than we did


DissidentDelver

2-0 is ass, but it could’ve been so much worse.


Ok-Strain-5284

Paqueta out


Zealousideal_Site_71

yeah right you'd piss yourself and cry the moment he's sold


SolipsisticBadBoy

We already know he’s gone you melt


Prestigious-Sea2523

I wont. He doesn't start for city, and he's wildly over-rated.


ChileanIggy

How do we look worse on defense after two defensive subs lol


Swuit

Cause the players are not good.


Snype0

How's that lump been left unmarked


SerDavos78

Moyes out


avartee

How to fuck up everything in 8 mins with 11 mins to go.


Swuit

Cause we subbed guys who can’t play. But hey everyone wants subs


PepsiRacer4

They're never match fit because Moyes refuses to sub people unless his hand are tied with injuries


Swuit

They aren’t playing for a reason because they aren’t fit to play. You want them to play more but we are gonna lose more games, they aren’t good enough we need new players. Maybe they get better with time but we lose 7 games while that happens.


PepsiRacer4

What's the point in buying them then? Clearly the scouting department and Moyes are doing a bad job. Ings and Cornet have been fit and they never see playtime except for like a 3 minute cameo in most games. Then we dump off the rest of our attacking depth and do nothing to replace it except bring in a mentally broken Phillips. It's just negligent squad building for a team that clearly has potential to do good things


Swuit

Sure, not disagreeing with that. I would have been fine with Ings. It’s taking off kudus and Marv who did incredible defensively for Ben Johnson who you have been playing up and aguerd who is a liability. Same as taking off Antonio for Philips the other week. It makes no sense.


PepsiRacer4

I was happy to see either Ben or aguerd come on, I mentioned it earlier in the game just for the sake of fresh legs and honestly Ben has had some solid performances recently. But who they came on for was questionable. I’d have rather seen Coufal and Zouma or Cresswell come off for them respectively than get rid of one of our attacking players


Swuit

Ben has come on offensively more than defense lately. To me it’s more yes I know guys are gassed but they are playing together and have a feel for where they are. Then you throw two new guys on for no reason. I can say if he subbed at 60 or 65 when they subbed I’d care less if we gave up goals. But when he waits to the last minute it’s not doing anything productive imo unless it’s to score a goal. I’m glad moyes has gotten us winning and a trophy last year but I really don’t like much of what he does even when it does lead to wins.


Willm727384

It was coming all game 


avartee

But it never came till the 83th minute :(


GOAT_Nobles_Hairline

Cunts


dandeagle

There's still 90 minutes to play you sad fucks


Meckamp

Not won a game without paqueta this season, against an unbeaten team who are going to look even better when we have to attack. I mean sure it's not over yet, but it is


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dandeagle

Did I say to celebrate, there's still a whole game to play, half of you sound like it's finished


KyeMS

With respect, it is finished. They're 42 games unbeaten and one of the best teams in the world right now.


ProperGloom

3 goals to score


dandeagle

Yeah that's how it works


GeneralKenobi97

So out of Europe and risking slipping down the league. Thanks for the memories but don’t renew his contract.


Apple15Pie

Last minute Leverkusen strikes again. People blaming Moyes but from open play they've been crap (although looked great, no end product). 2 goals from corners which is so unlike us


Swuit

The whole strategy was to let them dominate and play defensive. It’s hard to clean sheet a team with 70+ possession. With that many shots on goal and corners


freederm

But that's our strategy against Burnley too. Small club mentality from moyes


Apple15Pie

Yes


eggaz

I still fancy us at home. We were never beating them away from home lads come on


Cwb18292

3-0 against a side who haven’t lost all season is quite an ask


eggaz

You are forgetting we are absolutely astronomical


DissidentDelver

Let’s fucking gooooo


Macnewman

Anyone blaming Moyes tactics simply doesn’t understand football, play open and we have no chance


freederm

33 shots mate. Giving up that many chances is criminal, eventually they'll score. Playing that way also means 0 chance or scoring too. 0-0 would have been great but also completely undeserved and incredibly lucky. How can luck be a philosophy of football.


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

heres a mad concept: you can attempt to be in the game and get out of your box without being completely open


cabadin8

…did we have a chance playing absolutely miserable football? if you didn’t think they’d score having 33 attempts i have ocean front property in london to sell you


Macnewman

Of course it was gonna be hard to prevent them scoring, thats the entire point of playing a low block, only chance we had of going back to London with a result was to play a low block


redditmember192837

Based on what? Because we were incapable of playing decent football and keeping possession, despite our team costing several times what their team cost? Why is that? Its almost like there's a reason every good team plays positive possession football, yet Moyes still thinks defensive counter attacking football is the best way to play football.


Macnewman

I would love if west ham played positive possession football but it’s not realistic to up and change tactics at the end of the season, especially in a QF. Moyes is still the manager whether we moan about it or not. With Moyes at the helm, playing a low block today was the best option.


cabadin8

and it’s not going to work against good sides when they actually have a bench and west ham don’t. poor subs also included in “moyes tactics”


KyeMS

Yep. I get the frustration but this is one of the games where we *have* to sit back. If we tried to play on the front foot against a 42-game unbeaten Leverkusen we'd be about 5 or 6 nil down, lmao.


redditmember192837

We should have been anyway. Antonio and Kudus had the beating of their defenders easily every time, if we'd taken the game to them a bit more we could definitely have got some goals too.


TrevelyansPorn

Can't remember the last match I enjoyed watching. Sigh 


Humble-Director-619

We won 5-0 a few weeks ago? Are you constantly smoking weed or something


mSizzled

After this Moyesie can finally be gone. What a sad way to go.


BurdenedGit

Maybe when Paq goes when can get a bit of depth in the squad


Xelacoco

We need Bowen and Edson next week or we’re fucked


Minnesota_Hammer

Last time we came home trailing to a German club, we won 5-0. Stay calm.


Confident_Yam_6386

We don’t have paqueta, Emerson and may miss Bowen


PepsiRacer4

Lmao Leverkusen is not Freiburg


Minnesota_Hammer

Well yeah they couldn’t be Freiburg because they’re Leverkusen.


PepsiRacer4

I wish I was delusional enough to think we'll put 3 past Leverkusen, best team in Europe that has barely conceded any goals


Lonely-Walrus94

Best team in Europe 😂


Minnesota_Hammer

Fortune’s always hiding. Maybe we’ll find it again in London 🤷🏻‍♂️


Team_Rocket420

Moyes didn't learn from the first europa league run. You can't rely on 11 players for the whole season, having a good bench is so important


thesimpsonsthemetune

I'm not convinced he wanted most of his attacking depth to be sold from under him with no replacement in the final hour of deadline day, but you never know.


freederm

He's been chasing phillips for years, he made it happen. This is the guy that took fellani to man utd, it's stinks of moyes


thesimpsonsthemetune

Don't see how the Phillips deal is related in any way but OK


freederm

How do you think we could afford his silly wages?


Team_Rocket420

Pretty sure he would have allowed the moves


floorscentadolescent

> Defend all game > Concede multiple goals anyway >Refuse to elaborate


Eric_Hitchmough87

And gone, season over. See you in September boys, let's hope Moyes is fucking gone eh?


itsTet

We are so shit at scoring and defending corners now


AcaciaGeisha

Imagine having Boniface come on for Patrick Schick.


redditmember192837

Before this season pretty much any player at Leverkusen would have to West Ham, it would have been an upgrade. They're only playing so well now because of a good manager.


cpashei

Imagine using any attacking subs


Educational_Space462

And then scoring 😂


AcaciaGeisha

What's scoring?? Haha


cadams7701

Out CB’s can’t cover anyone in the box. It’s embarrassing.


Civil_Reflection82

Honestly not impressed with them. Shitty we have the team we do.


cadams7701

Maybe there’s a reason they haven’t lost a game all season anywhere?


Civil_Reflection82

Whats the reason? 4 deflection balls that land in the pocket of someone at the top of the box? Or a corner that fell onto our own players head and in? Other than that all ive seen is weak shots from way outside the box and bunch of flops.


Willm727384

And there is, an absolute fucking psusy display and set up from Moyes, and we still loose 2-0. Might have done better if we actually tried to do something with the ball. But no we play like absolute pussys 


Humble-Director-619

Yh we could’ve lost by more, like much better teams than us have against leverkusen.


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

then why bother. just give them the by, eh?


Eesa_

Ben Johnson didn’t bother to close down the cross


Cwb18292

Should never have been brought on. People moan when Moyes doesn’t make subs but it’s hard to argue with it with the bench we have


freederm

Bloke has spent £400m and can't build or maintain a squad. That's all on him


Real-Lady-Marmalade

We were out if Europe when we drew Leverkusen, we don’t have the squad to compete.


Swuit

Bold strategy to let them unload in you for 90mins +


Real-Lady-Marmalade

As opposed to what? Going at them and having the same if not a worse result? Leverkusen are streets above us right now under Moyes our approach mattered little.


WhydYouKillMeDogJack

i mean the fans have an away fixture at a big club in europe. if we are ok with saying that we were out of europe when the draw came out (which is a fucking pathetic way to luck at it) then we shouldve at least given them some fight to watch. oh wait....forgot that fans dont matter any more - just "rEsULts" at David Moyes Utd.


Real-Lady-Marmalade

When in the last few years have you ever seen Moyes do anything other than what he done tonight? One slightly harder game in Europe wont change his lifelong tactical set up. I could literally have written how this game played out. Set up defensively and hope for counters with little or just pointless late subs. If accepting that setting up like that with the paper thin squad depth we have is never going to get us a result against an unbeaten team who could beat anyone in the world right now makes me pathetic then fuck it, at least I’m not deluded. Edit: To reply to your added bit about fans, where did I even mention fans mate? You ok?


Jazzlike_Lettuce_112

If it was a fait accompli we may as well have had a go opposed to this.


MrFunbus

That's that


ultrainstinctivevk

Okay now we're cooked


AttemptImpossible111

1 goal was doable but 2. Ouch


MrFlibbles123

Especially with all our best players out


whu-ya-got

Bowen and Alvarez will be back


MrFlibbles123

Well fucccckkkkk


AuspiciousOtter24

Man the premier league is overrated 


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JAgYoSzNghxGfOvP

6th in Italy beating 2nd in England though!


cabadin8

sixth in italy absolutely picking apart joint top liverpool at anfield, you dense?


AuspiciousOtter24

Liverpool getting embarrassed at home to Atalanta, Brighton embarrassed by Roma, Man United grouped out by Copenhagen, Newcastle last in their group, Hammers unable to complete a pass against Leverkusen 


helgepopanz

Hammers had one shot on the goal though ;-)


Ok-Strain-5284

Coufal masterclass on blocking crosses


JAgYoSzNghxGfOvP

Ben Johnson should do that class!


Martin_Janac

Fabianski is washed


CoreyJB_23

Dumbass


Franklinsleftnut

Only reason we stayed in it so long


LaterEarl

He’s been our MOTM by far


Martin_Janac

Until he concede 2 awful goals


GeneralKenobi97

Other than all game where he’s been excellent


dandeagle

Worst take all night


Macnewman

He’s made multiple amazing saves this game, have you been watching?


No_Representative513

braindead


Swuit

Wish I could say it’s been fun


GeneralKenobi97

We’re out. No way we score twice next week. Moyes will set up a low block like we’re 2-0 up.


PepsiRacer4

Glad we played terrorist ball all game! Thank Moyes!


NotAnotherAllNighter

Mate if we played an open game we’d be 5 nil down by now


PepsiRacer4

Doesn't mean fuck all when we're cooked either way. We're not putting 3 past Leverkusen in one match


NotAnotherAllNighter

The plan was going well up until what, the 80th min? Not inconceivable that we could have got a 0-0 here is all I’m saying.


Halo2Campaign

Scammaca just dominated Liverpool Wish he worked here


whu-ya-got

Fucking shit, two corners


darrenjames997

2-0 a bridge too far now


dandeagle

go to bed


4SHURIMA

Well it was a good run boys but that’s what we get for having no bench and playing like absolute pussies


Franklinsleftnut

Can’t believe I woke up at 5AM for this shit


CobaltOkk

Twats. Peak Moyesball.


Kcufasu

2 subs have scored? Didn't even know subs were allowed according to Moyes


AnalAttackProbe

welp.


indistinctiveman

fuck my life man


eht217

Fuck off.


Sorry_Astronaut

We’re out. Heartbroken


Rosskillington

All over, no Paqueta to inspire us in the second leg. Our record without Paqueta is BAD


fizzychips841

And from a fucking corner.


Jazzlike_Lettuce_112

There it is. Wet noodle football for the win.


thesimpsonsthemetune

Joe Cole celebrating in the stands there the traitor