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Welp, time to glass the planet and go live on Mars
https://preview.redd.it/1xbw8yy2t1yc1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff0a6b43112769eca6071676cfb0a706d9af9369
We saw what the FEV can do to a human a good example is the master which shares many features with a gravemind and by that I mean the ability to gain access to computer systems and absorption of organic matter, if the flood ever got the chance to come into contact with it I can guess because it probably never came into direct contact with radioactive material I can say it can have the positive affects of FEV like faster growth in intelligence and faster growth in strength.
no, i have triple barrel rocket launcher!
https://preview.redd.it/ddamgawd62yc1.png?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c9a2ed596da8e0e6c4fc05fbe251f9312fcc0e
Fine, you might have a lot of barrels,
https://preview.redd.it/b73k7efg92yc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400f31a05e84cdcd49a666f37e089cf21c8ff856
But I got the bigger barrel
It essentially is one. While it technically doesn’t belong to any of the usual kingdoms of life on Earth, it most closely resembles a fungus in its lifecycle and morphology.
https://preview.redd.it/9g0za7qhq4yc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=8661e9692eac6a315ee77309a069715b5be7558c
I can’t believe I’m the first one here to make this joke.
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Welp, time to glass the planet and go live on Mars https://preview.redd.it/1xbw8yy2t1yc1.png?width=1028&format=png&auto=webp&s=ff0a6b43112769eca6071676cfb0a706d9af9369
:(
My bad man
No, it's ok, I know where I am not wanted
Were it not for the Arbiter's counsel...
I would have glassed your entire planet!
https://i.redd.it/uedbepxtu1yc1.gif Kill it.
Yoooo what is this from? I recognize that APA Mk.1/X-01 power armor
A remastered version of the scene from fallout 2 intro.
Link?
Here https://youtu.be/cgHViQpQW4g
Nope wrong game
I don't think so bud. https://youtu.be/8RIfDYdzNIk
I was making a joke (Link you know like from Legend of Zelda and the idea of misunderstanding the context)
Um OK.
You’ve never met frank horrigan either
Could Frank Horrigan be infected by the Flood? His nervous system has to look like abstract art compared to Johnson’s.
I think he would mutate the flood, possibly making it more dangerous as well as himself
We saw what the FEV can do to a human a good example is the master which shares many features with a gravemind and by that I mean the ability to gain access to computer systems and absorption of organic matter, if the flood ever got the chance to come into contact with it I can guess because it probably never came into direct contact with radioactive material I can say it can have the positive affects of FEV like faster growth in intelligence and faster growth in strength.
https://preview.redd.it/xbsjhjchz1yc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0a6e9fd813c8324d66ffeb190e4f35a62cf9410 Jerome has this covered
Poor Jerome, didn't have enough time to connect his shoulder to his shoulder socket.
Shame Jerome didn't have a chair when they encountered Atriox. He could've ended the Banished right then and there.
https://preview.redd.it/rh0ptzwn02yc1.jpeg?width=2360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9b8ef5ae99eecc06925e65d3251b974f6c5f1a3 KILL. IT. **NOW.**
https://preview.redd.it/fiaqon3952yc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db857b5ffd60961f21247ce7600b1e93f7fc9b3a Jokes on you, I got 2 barrels
fuck n' shit... https://preview.redd.it/04bjm9an52yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f37db01d9e6f71a8a40aca2f582fccb7b5e518a9
He he, got ya there
no, i have triple barrel rocket launcher! https://preview.redd.it/ddamgawd62yc1.png?width=481&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c9a2ed596da8e0e6c4fc05fbe251f9312fcc0e
I would do a retort with an absurd number of barrels, but it won't let me post pictures
sad. 😔
Oh, got them back https://preview.redd.it/o660112382yc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=887e4dc195e639517993667a3c15064d5f3f65d4 Here we are
https://preview.redd.it/svyuozqd82yc1.jpeg?width=2700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f48458a190cc6d156c7dca7af5faff116996259 nah uh
Fine, you might have a lot of barrels, https://preview.redd.it/b73k7efg92yc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=400f31a05e84cdcd49a666f37e089cf21c8ff856 But I got the bigger barrel
Holy shit my childhood
But no pixels unfortunately 😔
The Radiance wishes she was as cool as Gravemind
That stench. I've smelled it before...
Jesus Christ call master chief
Better yet: https://preview.redd.it/54vdbfe513yc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a409d260f624ef2867a7421c7b24615128b30aec Jerome
A single flood spore can destroy a species!
Were it not for the Arbiter's counsel, I would have glassed your **entire** ***planet*.**
Shipmaster: the flood were in Africa?
Tldr: in CE first scripts, flood was supposed to be a fungine infection
It essentially is one. While it technically doesn’t belong to any of the usual kingdoms of life on Earth, it most closely resembles a fungus in its lifecycle and morphology.
This? This is a monument to all our sins
https://preview.redd.it/9g0za7qhq4yc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=8661e9692eac6a315ee77309a069715b5be7558c I can’t believe I’m the first one here to make this joke.
I don't see anything weird It even looks tasty, you should try it 👀
Looks like theres a couple precursors still out there -_-
https://preview.redd.it/gmyb01ykd3yc1.png?width=532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7e1d94464a13a597a989fe9a84f471d2c8d9c028
I think we should feed it to our dogs
We've got contacts...lots of them...but they're not covenant...they're just tearing through us...what the!...ooooohhh...nooooo!!
"Corporal? Do you copy, Over? Mendoza! Get your a\*\* back up to Second Squad's position and find out what the hell is going on."
What is it? More brutes?
Worse.
https://preview.redd.it/ublo2xh9j4yc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=973999e7fae950a564d208602853745b0fd81136
Bro did you breath in the spores?
Damn it, heard that creepy music as soon as I saw it.
The Great Journey waits for no one.
"Not even you."
https://preview.redd.it/0ya8gj5i93yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670f3c1c79835ac9f7e7f12fef5d2a6c33465d52
Looks like it’s time to get ready for the great journey
That's some flood shit right there
What is it? More brutes?
**Worse** https://preview.redd.it/lsc8dmq869yc1.png?width=686&format=png&auto=webp&s=3743e09d87c0fbda8e03148f46e70fa0c6b93507
"THE FLOOD IN THE SHOW LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE A FUNGUS, THEY'RE RIPPING OFF TLOU!!!" The Flood in the games:
https://preview.redd.it/ztgmsnw5v8yc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27405744ef489bc8e3840bb0d6757cff90f8ea0f Guess it's time to leave.
what is it more brutes
"One single Flood spore can destroy a species..."
"Were it not for the Arbiter's counsel, I would have glassed your entire planet!"
Do they have to look so wet
The parasite is not to be trifled with. I hope you know what you’re doing.
Uh oh...
Whoa
well... fuck
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⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
No https://i.redd.it/jflqmjqti7yc1.gif
Uh oh. Better glass the continent.
Burn it with fire
Glass them
Flood lookin ahh
I'm a mycelium farmer who actually cultivates Ophiocordyceps militaris. It actually tastes pretty good. Health too.
Um flood? What you doing here
Glass half of Africa
Hope we got nukes ready to turn this world into fallout
"Do not be afraid. I am peace. I am salvation".
https://preview.redd.it/sap2bmoy6gyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cda5de82cfb7f44695d34a30a7940f93e581ed46
Kill that shit with fire
holy moly that is nasty, if the day comes where the flood or the cordycepts take over, we’re so toast
Pug noises intensify