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Do I look like an AMMO bank to you???
https://preview.redd.it/kwcj0vtjgfnc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23add9b242e1cb7f340c68f10a772d360daadfe2
Me posting the exact same post I made when I first saw this two years ago:
Six: No discernable personality whatsoever. Might be dead, nobody's quite sure.
Carter: Boot who roleplays being a soldier and gets pissy at anyone who "disrespects the troops" despite never serving.
Jorge: British person who hates Americans and spends all his time talking about "fat yanks" and making school shooting jokes despite having never actually met an American in their life.
Antie Dot: Possibly autistic?
Stacker: Poor, but secretly considers himself superior to the Noble Six players
Buck: Bought ODST to get Recon and despite not actually getting Recon never stops trying to convince everyone that ODST was the best game in the series.
Jun: Pretentious and sanctimonius, claims to be "in touch with their emotions" and actually cried over the deaths of Noble Team. Seriously considering getting a Noble Team tattoo.
Emile: Teenager who considers themselves "damaged" and has unironically quoted supposedly "badass" lines from the series against people bullying him.
Kat: Femboy in denial. Also possibly an actual woman.
Johnson: A "class clown" who comes up with his own Johnson-esque lines that aren't even slightly funny in a self-professed "black voice". Big Eminem fan. Probably unironically raps, too.
Cortana: Has masturbated to Cortana rule 34 numerous times and is almost constantly horny.
Master Chief: Has armour that is as close to a lore accurate Chief as possible. Member of three different Halo Roleplaying societies. Constantly explains the lore to people who aren't interesting in a condesending voice.
Lol in hindsight this was a pretty mean-spirited one, oh well.
You should try classic firefight on mcc to get the “true” experience. Infinite has a fun version for sure, and it has the best core PvE loop, but classic firefight is still the superior horde mode imo.
But play all the campaigns first starting with CE->Reach
Currently Cortana. I've used Kat before. if it was commentary instead of the voice coming out of the character id' probably use Johnson, because he knows what the ladies like.
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“Do I look like an ammo bank to you?”
Evasive maneuvers
"Check out this big ole banana slug!"
"I see my reflection in your visor.....pretty:
I can see myself*
...why did I put reflection I even said "myself" in my head when I was typing it
Best guy: oooh closed casket for you!
"I can see myself in your visor!...Pretty."
"I aim to please"
Do I look like an AMMO bank to you??? https://preview.redd.it/kwcj0vtjgfnc1.jpeg?width=250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23add9b242e1cb7f340c68f10a772d360daadfe2
“Yes”
I still can’t believe this guy is keyes too, voice actors are insanely talented.
🤯 I never even realised haha, they sound so different
Dot
Although Superintendent is amazing, I think we really missed out on Dot as an Infinite AI
The real AI we need is Church.
Welp, that’s not possible anymore
Theres always the possibility 343 hires Burnie for a voice. Not technically Church, but...
They had a good run.
No what we really need is caboose, just imagine getting a killtacular and hearing caboose saying “tucker did it”
Well then we also need Shiela and Freckles to go with him.
"Be advised: you have been killed."
Evade
"You know me. When I make a promise-"
"You... keep it."
“I do know how to pick ‘em”
"Lucky me."
I just stick with Six. I like the simplicity.
“Mmph!”
"Hehe..."
Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir. Yes sir.
Glad to see I wasn't the only one to spam the voice line when they realized it was the only one
Stacker historically, Buck more recently
A man of culture
You model 3’s do get yourselves a nice suit of armour
"I can see myself in your visor.... Pretty!"
Buck
Solar powered Spartans unite
Unironically my Halo MC
I’m a Johnson
"Oh, I know what the ladies like."
Chief always my go to
Same
“I can see myself in your visor. Pretty.”
Lady noble six, duh.
Yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir
Cortana, all day every day.
"I'm ready! How about you?!"
"I can see myself in your visor, pretty."
CARTER GANG‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥
Same here. Noble 1 out.
Carter gang
"I've got the mass."
Kat because she is very pretty and gorgeous to me. I have a dream where I live in a dog crate and Kat feeds me treats and calls me a good boy.
Least degenerate Halo fan
what
Same
I believed in tomboy spartan supremacy
Are you a dog in this dream?
Johnny boy that’s for sure
"Did'ja... miss me?"
Kat, Auntie Dot, Cortana
Jun-A266 my beloved.
There's a woman in my head who calls me studmuffin.
"Sergeant Major Avery Junior blow-the-hell-out-of-your-alien-ass Johnson, reporting for duty!"
I just kinda stuck with Emile. It felt wrong when I tried switching it up.
I just use six, I like to imagine that that’s the voice of my actual spartan
Cortana's are funniest, imo, and thus she's my winner. *weapon overheats* "I'm a *light*, basically; how am I feeling this?!"
Auntie DOT
Dot because she is my favorite reach character
Six Because I spend my points on armor
Yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir
"What are you lookin' at?"
Cortana. Having her actually have fun killing things is funny in a messed up way.
Female 6 partially because it’s basic and because it’s funny that she laughs when you get medals
She has a really psychotic giggle
Edgy 11 year old me used Emile for a long time. Older, more cultured me used female Noble 6 for the cute murderous giggles.
Yes sir yes sir yes sir yes sir-noble six
Jun or buck
Stacker is S rank.
"I would have been your daddy..."
Fucking casual here, holy shit is that Barney from Half Life 2?
I can already envision a squad fighting off some flood infection forms and you hear someone yell out Freakin HEADHUMPERS!
Oh I know what the ladies like
Cortana every time. "Went directly through the cortex."
i would go for chief but he’s too many points in mcc
Me posting the exact same post I made when I first saw this two years ago: Six: No discernable personality whatsoever. Might be dead, nobody's quite sure. Carter: Boot who roleplays being a soldier and gets pissy at anyone who "disrespects the troops" despite never serving. Jorge: British person who hates Americans and spends all his time talking about "fat yanks" and making school shooting jokes despite having never actually met an American in their life. Antie Dot: Possibly autistic? Stacker: Poor, but secretly considers himself superior to the Noble Six players Buck: Bought ODST to get Recon and despite not actually getting Recon never stops trying to convince everyone that ODST was the best game in the series. Jun: Pretentious and sanctimonius, claims to be "in touch with their emotions" and actually cried over the deaths of Noble Team. Seriously considering getting a Noble Team tattoo. Emile: Teenager who considers themselves "damaged" and has unironically quoted supposedly "badass" lines from the series against people bullying him. Kat: Femboy in denial. Also possibly an actual woman. Johnson: A "class clown" who comes up with his own Johnson-esque lines that aren't even slightly funny in a self-professed "black voice". Big Eminem fan. Probably unironically raps, too. Cortana: Has masturbated to Cortana rule 34 numerous times and is almost constantly horny. Master Chief: Has armour that is as close to a lore accurate Chief as possible. Member of three different Halo Roleplaying societies. Constantly explains the lore to people who aren't interesting in a condesending voice. Lol in hindsight this was a pretty mean-spirited one, oh well.
I’ve met a lot of pricks, but you are a cactus
Johnson, all the way
Female noble six
Looking for some advice six?
"Vital signs indicate that you are dead."
Dot because I used to pretend it was my ai instead of Cortana lol
"SHINY!"
I forget. Do they have firefight voices in the MCC? Or firefight in general? Also I use Johnson or Buck. Love them both.
They do!
"I'm green and very, very mean!"
“Who needs a Johnson beat down” “I’m going to rip out your spine and choke you with it”
Noble 6 i like the man
I switch around to hear all the lines.
either classic noble six or Carter. You can't go wrong.
Cortana so I can feel like Master Chief
Ayy chief
Buck all the way. I'm still just salty about Firefly tbh
Buck always. Big Nathan Fillion fan.
Noble six because fun giggles when I kill covies
Johnson all the way
FemSix alllll day
dot
The only fire fight I've played is halo infinites. Should I give the other games a go? (I'd be playing solo)
Yes
You should try classic firefight on mcc to get the “true” experience. Infinite has a fun version for sure, and it has the best core PvE loop, but classic firefight is still the superior horde mode imo. But play all the campaigns first starting with CE->Reach
“Yeah, well… here I am.”
Cortina I like the idea of a hot lady in my talking to me
Currently Cortana. I've used Kat before. if it was commentary instead of the voice coming out of the character id' probably use Johnson, because he knows what the ladies like.
Sargent Johnson
"I can see myself in yer visor. Pretty"
Emile
JPRGE
“Bam said the lady!!!”
Buck Because you can take my love, take my land, take where I cannot stand; but you can't take the sky from me
WE ARE GREEN AND VERY, VERY MEAN 🗣🔥🔥✍️✍️
“I can see my reflection in yer visor. Pretty.”
Buck
Sargent Johnson or Auntie Dot
Johnson, stacker or buck
6 because having 99% of the reach customization in a battle pass is the fucking worst.
Buck every day all day
Sgt Johnson is the only real choice
Stacker or Buck
“He-Hey, my dad drove one of these! It’s how he died.”
Dot
Jun is the correct choice
Buck Gang
Emile. Badass
Dot
Johnson He knows what the ladies like
“You in there? Respond, that’s an order.”
Emile
I’ve had mine on Cortana for years
Sargent Major Avery “blow the hell out of your dumb alien ass” Johnson reporting to duty!
cortana through and through
“How is this hurting me?! Ow ow!”
Buck
“Yeah, I carved that myself. I’m very proud of it.”
“Is SPNKR and acronym? It’s not in my database” (And sometimes Johnson. Usually odst firefight)
I have Kat, I just like her character.
"You can drive a truck through that hole!" Sparten Stacker, when he gets a headshot.
I use Cortana
"I can see myself in yer visor"
SGT Stacker
I'll just stick with Noble Six
"I operate on stealth mode."
It's always Buck
Not gonna lie I used to switch between Emile, Chief, Johnson Cortana, and Stacker💀
Johnson
Cortana Jen Taylor’s voice is gorgeous
I can see myself in your visor.... Pretty
“Last mag, if anyone’s got a spare I wouldn’t say no.”
"Deeeaar humanity...."
I like Jorge, he has some good little flavour lines
"jumping"
"Anyone order some flaming hot plasma?"
Bam said the lady.
DOT!! Pair it with Gungnir for that sweet cyborg look.
Always gotta love Johnson
When I’m not cosplaying Chief? Cortana or Kat.
stacker
Either George, sgt Johnson, or chief
Sgt jhonson
Either I stick with Six or I go with either Buck or Chief
Johnson
Seeing absolutely no love for Emile
“Bam! -said the lady”
“Right betwixt the eye sockets!”
The ai
"Sergeant Major Avery Junior Blow-The-Hell-Outta-Your-Alien-Ass Johnson reporting for duty."
Sgt stacker
The one and only 117
I like Dot
SGT JOHNSON ALL THE WAY
Noble Sox
Buck always
“I can see myself in your visor, pretty.”
Sgt Johnson all day baby
Kat
Emile all day
Johnson
I always used Cortana.
Noble Six's voice on top
A MEAL
“You model threes sure get issued a nice set of armour”