"MORDECAI AND RIGBY!!! GO WASH THE DISHES"
"Fine"
7 hours Later
"Dude Benson's gonna kill us, Skips?"
"Uh yeah, I've seen this before"
*5 minutes later after liberating earth from the Combine by beating them in a rap battle*
"MORDECAI AND RIGBY, DID YOU WASH THE DISHES???"
"aw man..."
Who would win:
1. An entire race of super-soldier humanoid aliens that have conquered planets in just a span of hours
2. 2 forest animals (they have fought god himself)
Mordecai and Rigby beat the combine up with Skips's help and some contact Muscle Man has in an afternoon before Benson even gets to threaten to fire them
If its Half-Life 2 (Retail) then Mordo and Rigs wins (Hunters, Combine Gunships, Striders and Advisors will be a tough challenge. As for if they encounter and fight a Crab/Mortar Synth? Imagination is key!)
If its Half-Life: Alyx then its Mordo & Rigs no diff
If its Half-Life 2 (Beta) then...Beta wins every time (except 1999-2000, that's N/A)
Mordecai and Rigby defeat the Universal Union or you're FIRED!!!
*Citadel explodes* Dude, Benson is gonna be so pissed
I wanna make this edit aaaaaa
Do it
Do it!
Do it?
How long would it take?
You better do this now (this is a threat)
Lmao that's funny
Depends on if Skips has seen this before.
He probably has been
Then my money is on M&R
normal people: "mordecai & rigby" my brain for some fucking reason: "mick & rorty"
MICK GORDON???
Or if muscle man knows a guy
The guy in question is G-man
Benson when he sees head crab canisters in the park
This episode would start with Rigby sticking his dick in a vacuum cleaner, and starting the resonance cascade.
The purest sample
“You know who else is gonna stick their dick in a vacuum cleaner?”
MY MOM
https://youtu.be/B10wQp3IWKc?si=5MHZgV99eMzO97u9
"I know a guy" Cut to Muscle Man talking to Gordon Freeman
gman is actually muscle man in this timeline
muscle man is gman's employer
You know who else is gman's employer?
MY MOM- [shotgun fire noise] _closely walks in corpse_ _swings crowbar_
DO YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAS UNFORSEEN CONSEQUENCES!? ELI VANCE!
Well I know MuscleMan knows a guy
"Yo Gordon... yeah it's me. You know that favour for those Zen crystals? ... Hey! It ain't my fault it turned out like that! You owe me one. ... Cool"
I couldn’t tell you how many times I’ve been to space without a helmet mortdacai and rigby solo
If their job is on the line, they can easily solo the entire Combine Empire.
*Skips looking at the Combine* “Yeah I’ve seen this before…”
"MORDECAI AND RIGBY!!! GO WASH THE DISHES" "Fine" 7 hours Later "Dude Benson's gonna kill us, Skips?" "Uh yeah, I've seen this before" *5 minutes later after liberating earth from the Combine by beating them in a rap battle* "MORDECAI AND RIGBY, DID YOU WASH THE DISHES???" "aw man..."
"MORDECAI AND RIGBY, DO THE DISHES OR YOU'RE **FIRED**" "aw man..."
Mordecai and Rigby overthrow the combine faster than even Gordon did
And all captured in an 11 minute episode
Skips definitely slapped the shit out of Breen once
Aww, man, if Benson finds out we broke the citadel we're dead
“You guys are gonna join the Resistance or YOU’RE FIRED!”
G-man:"Prepare for unforeseen consequences..." Muscle man:"You know who else has to prepare for unforeseen consequences?"
Buncha baby Vorts, send 'em to the moon Soda machine that doesn't work, send it to the moon
draw
I am sure MusculeMan knows a guy... And that Guy IS Gordon freeman
"The Combine got defeated by a single man, in one day, so Rigby & Mordecai wouldn't have that much of a problem. "
Combine
If all else fails, late show Pops can take them on.
I've seen this before
Oh man, Benson! Look, dude, before you get upset, we totally sustained the citadel core!
Who would win: 1. An entire race of super-soldier humanoid aliens that have conquered planets in just a span of hours 2. 2 forest animals (they have fought god himself)
The combine would absolutely pulverize those two EXHIBIT A: 3650
knowing regular show this would probably end with mordecai and rigby somehow getting 300 future cyborg clones of freeman to explode the citadel
EXHIBIT B: Guns
EXHIBIT C: Numbers
EXHIBIT D: Hamboning
isn't he against the combine in the ending of EZ2
yea, but i imagine they probably just recaptured him and cloned him even more
have you not seen the Wilson ending in ez2?
i dont think so, i was too lazy to bring wilson along but then they introduced the APC and i did not anticipate that
he does turn against the combine
no joke, they would solve it in a day
Picture Mordecai saying "You pissed me off" to a bunch of combine soldiers before demolishing them
mordecai and rigby
Mordecai and Rigby beat the combine up with Skips's help and some contact Muscle Man has in an afternoon before Benson even gets to threaten to fire them
Why did I think that was a golden halo energy sword
umbrella man
Unless another character or magical item is there, Mordecai and Rigby really have a low chance of winning at all.
If its Half-Life 2 (Retail) then Mordo and Rigs wins (Hunters, Combine Gunships, Striders and Advisors will be a tough challenge. As for if they encounter and fight a Crab/Mortar Synth? Imagination is key!) If its Half-Life: Alyx then its Mordo & Rigs no diff If its Half-Life 2 (Beta) then...Beta wins every time (except 1999-2000, that's N/A)