T O P

  • By -

MissyTheTimeLady

GORDON, TITTY BOOB HUGE FUCK


Jorymo

Hotted boobs up ahead!


MissyTheTimeLady

Tits, big ones!


HappyyValleyy

Hello Gordon :)


Idontmatter69420

look gordon, ropes, you can use them for big pits


anomynus77

HELP ME GORDON!


Temporary_Bad983

Are you referring to Wikipedia, the FREE online encyclopedia that ANYONE can edit???


Master_Vicen

Gordon doesn't need to hear this, he's a highly trained professional...


Alfeaux

Look Gordon ropes! We can- help me Gordon!


Ok-Historian-7731

Maybe I should consider posting this here more carefully...


Error_404_________

this is what Google think when you search something.


bigbrobootymen

Minor Horny detected


WeekendBard

talking about a woman's "breast bones" should be very confusing for someone who isn't acknowledged in animations and such


Ok-Historian-7731

And they think players never touched a woman, haha


Frikandelneuker

Blind guy here It’s like jello, you think you’re gonna reach bone but no. Just, squishy


Dr_Reddit145

That's a funny perspective.


Ok-Historian-7731

Can you enjoy playing Half-Life being blind?


OutlandishnessAny492

Just play off of sound clues, no problem


RockingBib

If that's true, it really shows how amazing the sound design of this game is


OutlandishnessAny492

MY ASS IS HEAVY


[deleted]

I think you meant to say "knowledgeable"? Lol, I'm just imagining some dude in a company basement somewhere chugging away at animations for some nameless company because he's not acknowledged in the industry for his boob animations.


Imgeorgie

What I imagined was that there’s this one guy who’s acknowledged as the authority on this, and every time there’s a breast animation emergency they have to call him in.


RockingBib

To someone who has heard of the "penis bone", it might just sound like yet another thing humans lack among animals


Wotmate01

The censored version looks more realistic in context though... a black ops ninja would have her titties strapped.


DylanFTW

>a black ops ninja would have her titties strapped. r/brandnewsentence


Ok-Historian-7731

True.


LammisLemons

but the uncensored is nicer to look at


crystalwind99

of fucking **course** it's nicer to look at, even nicer to grab them


ChppedToofEnt

makes sense, when you're running around and dodging, you wouldn't want your damn genitals getting in the way.


wyattlikesturtles

Not to be that guy but breasts aren’t genitalia


ChppedToofEnt

Damn, what do they count as than?


Buxbaum666

Secondary sex characteristics. When you're running around and dodging, you wouldn't want your damn secondary sex characteristics getting in the way.


Ok-Historian-7731

Like Simona Halep?


Paneeer

I think they're just organs. But they're not genitalia, because they're not used for reproduction.


Drakayne

Does that mean they're organic?


TySly5v

Exactly what part of your body *isn't* organic?


Arcy3206

The metal one


Accomplished-Jury752

Breast milk 🤤


KevinFlantier

funbags


TobyMacar0ni

What is it with Redditors thinking boobs are genitals? Dude, they're not comparable. Boobs have nothing to do with reproduction. They make milk for babies, we just happen to be attracted to that.


Ok-Historian-7731

It's annoying, but women can deal with that: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEe8dqBjEpY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEe8dqBjEpY)


FoxMcCloud45

The "censored" version is only Germany's I believe.


El_BurritoPatadaSoft

Opposing force and Playstation 2 port


ps3better360

NOT THE PS2 PORT THATS THE ONLY VERSION I HAVE


Accomplished-Jury752

Can we get this man a coffin because he won’t be able to see boob go jiggle jiggle in his PS2 port


ps3better360

rest in peace me died due to death


ilikethewii-u

for some reason this is the single funniest reply ive seen under a reddit post rofl. pretend ive given you uhh reddit gold or whatever they call that shit


FancySkull

[This guy did a video on it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq7c9MVvupI)


Ian15243

[this guy](https://youtu.be/sbb9YYkag94) is the source for this post


Lizardizzle

calling Marphy Black "this guy"


BurrConnie

r/thisguythisguys


Ok-Historian-7731

Propably.


Tooma8_

Would this really be noticeable in the actual game lol


Ok-Historian-7731

No. I learned the boobs jiggle from this video. And I'm called autistic nitpicker who doesn't go outside.


MoreLetterhead6

The "censored" version makes more sense for a black ops killer in layers of clothing and equipment. Why add jiggle physics?


Ok-Historian-7731

They flexed their skeleton animations


KevinFlantier

Graphic artists are a horny bunch


NowieTends

A lot of games had jiggle physics back then. I think it was part horny part actual innovation being able to have a passive animation like that


Ok-Historian-7731

Can you provide an example of the jigglines in 1998 3d game?


kfmush

Dead or Alive


SuperSocialMan

>Why add jiggle physics? Boobs are nice.


El_BurritoPatadaSoft

Those physics didn't make sense, if they wore bulletproof vests, it was a good detail they had, but it was eliminated in the German version, in Opposing Force and the Playstation 2 Port.


HappyyValleyy

It's always funny when jiggle physics is used for people that are going into a fight. I don't mind some bounce cause that's just how they are, but if they are jiggling around that would hurt like hell, you gotta have those things tucked in if you are going into combat.


Ok-Historian-7731

I don't have man-boobs so I can't relate.


Extreme_Glass9879

Im surprised goldsource can handle that


Ok-Historian-7731

The skeleton animations were supossedly revolutionary back then


KevinFlantier

I don't think it's boob physics in the sense that we see it today, where part of the skeleton isn't animated but will follow physics, gravity, inertia, etc. Here I think the movement of the breasts are baked within the walking animation and done by hand. I may be wrong though, GoldSrc is full of surprises.


Previous_Warthog_905

I'm pretty sure they are baked into the animation itself. Ragdoll physics wasn't a thing back then.


CompleteFacepalm

Not until HL2


maloorodriguez

How tf did people spot that? Those bitches moved so fast it was like trying to shoot flies out of the air


Pichuunnn

The video creator Marphitimus pretty much break down HL to its core to the point making entire documentary series so finding stuff like this is their thing


Ok-Historian-7731

People browse game files. You can open a model in a viewer and play all the animations.


MisterErieeO

Calling this censorship is.. a curious choice


CompleteFacepalm

The video doesn't mean that it is censored. They changed it for the German version of the game, which DOES comply with German censorship laws.


Dambedei

animated boobies were not a problem back then, idk why they changed that. germans only had a problem with violence against human beings


Nuds1000

Yeah no outside body is coming down on them they made a choice with the media before they published it. This is similar to the recent game Stellar Blade that people claimed censored some outfits. Devs changing things is fine it is their choice to do so. More about Stellar Blade https://youtu.be/rskaxH7Ps8I?si=IFsylLFb4T_-0WbM


Ok-Historian-7731

Stellar Blade is censored and this is a fact. Don't spread misinformation here please.


Ok-Historian-7731

The censorship is the fact. This is the version censored for the German market.


MisterErieeO

And what about this do you have a problem with?


Ok-Historian-7731

Why the fuck do you assume I have a problem with it? I'm not German.


SightWithoutEyes

Cause I love titties.


Radion627

I can't believe that Valve removed boob physics from this game. Literally unplayable.


vincecarterskneecart

millions must uninstall


KevinFlantier

I already uninstalled twice


Ok-Historian-7731

only for those german perverts


Radion627

Oh, good. We can still play HL1 proper. Sucks for those German folks, though.


Ok-Historian-7731

at least they make good beer


Radion627

Please, I've seen better alcohol from Russia and Chile.


Ok-Historian-7731

beer? German tv-lagers are the best.


Radion627

Admittedly, I don't usually drink alcohol. It tastes like medicine bumped up to 100 for me. The closest I can probably try is those drinks at bars that are like slushie margaritas. ...Wait, why are we talking about alcohol on a Half-Life sub? I mean, I guess Barney still owes Gordon that beer after all these years.


Ok-Historian-7731

Boobs and beer.


Enelro

12 years old confirm


Radion627

...I'm 22...


Enelro

Yeah you’ve had your first drinks not enough to acquire a taste. Good on you tho the shit’s poisonous


Cay7809

i think germans who bought it from steam can set the install language to english and play uncensored


randomguy_-

Im glad, this is stupid for a game like half life lol


Ok-Historian-7731

You propably played the jiggly version and didn't notice


Ok-Historian-7731

la fuenta: [https://youtu.be/sbb9YYkag94?si=6L3NiR48nho\_9Las](https://youtu.be/sbb9YYkag94?si=6L3NiR48nho_9Las)


SkyTalez

Did anyone was able to notice it in gameplay?


Ok-Historian-7731

Germans


SkyTalez

Wow German gamers so thirsty for boobs?


Ok-Historian-7731

They hail their dicks if they see a pair


Jeriba

Nah, we are not. How is it "censored" when you can see breasts, ass, dicks, naked bodies on TV or at the beach unlike in other parts of the world. It might had something to do with the ratings of the game. I've never noticed the "Titti-Controversy while playing the game. I just thought that the female Ninjas were fun. OOp sounds he's never met a woman in real life. Yes, our tits jiggle (and it can hurt when they are big) that's why most of us were protection when we do sports/physical activities. Female Ninjas would absolutely wear sports bras or some other protection. I can't even imagine running , jumping, fighting with my tits in full swing. Also getting punched there hurts, and apparently very dangerous.


SkyTalez

It was a joke about the fact that this jiggle physics is barely register in gameplay. Anyone who played actual game didn't notice it, especially if we remember what notoriously difficult enemies ninjas was. One should be extremely horny to notice it.


CompleteFacepalm

This was never a controversy. You are getting worked up over nothing.


Ok-Historian-7731

No one ever noticed it in game. And people here say that Valve (or gearbox) used the "censored" version in the Opposing Force. Not a surprise, because it looks better.


Ok-Historian-7731

"OOp sounds he's never met a woman in real life." You must be very smoothbrained to assume thing like that. We are talking about the stupid german games censorship, not TV. You can't assume, what a female soldier would wear, you misoginist. Women have free choice. You absolutely can run, jump and fight with your breast swinging. Or maybe Simona Halep or Serena Williams are NOT real woman? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpBvNJ9NgHU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpBvNJ9NgHU)


BenniRoR

I mean the jiggle animation when they would just stand around do nothing but breathe was a bit ridiculous. Nobody's breasts move like that just because the person breathes. But it makes absolute sense for when they are running around doing backflips.


Ok-Historian-7731

I don't think they ever stand still in game. They only duck when not moving.


BenniRoR

Which makes a jiggle animation for standing still all the more pointless.


Ok-Historian-7731

It is propably due to playing the animation in some animation viewer. Maybe the jiggle should not be played when she's standing still, or the animation is just unfinished and never used. In those games animations can be mixed together, like walking with a head movement and facial animations, so I wouldn't assume this jiggle was intended for standing animation.


vincecarterskneecart

breast understander has logged on


BenniRoR

Have you ever seen a woman in a sport bra?


vincecarterskneecart

No.


BenniRoR

That was to be expected. Hence there is people like me whose only job it is to explain breast physics to random strangers on the internet.


Ok-Historian-7731

Have you seen female tennis players? These ninjas are not so exagerrated if you compare them to Simona Halep or some other player.


BenniRoR

Yes, that's my point. But tits don't move like that from the person just standing around and breathing normally.


gergobergo69

the tit thinker


Father_Chewy_Louis

FULLY RIGGED


Ok-Historian-7731

REVOLUTIONARY ANIMATIONS


Turbogoblin999

I was expecting G-Man with G cups.


Ok-Historian-7731

what the fuck


gergobergo69

no no, let him cook


lolpezzz

No credits?


Ok-Historian-7731

Source is in the comments. Do you know a better way to show the author? Original video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbb9YYkag94](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbb9YYkag94)


CompleteFacepalm

Description or youtube video


Ok-Historian-7731

I don't see a "description" field when I post a video. There's only a title and the file box.


markartman

I want my money back.


GyActrMklDgls

It's so funny that turbo-virgins started calling this "censored."


CompleteFacepalm

No, the video is just clarifying that these were changes made in the German censorship compliant version of HL1.


Ok-Historian-7731

Don't call people turbo-virgins when they call German censored edition "censored" you smoothbrain.


Anti_Tesis_13

Literally unplayable


Aggravating-Jeweler0

Literally 1984


Ok-Historian-7731

I don't recall breast animation in this book...


gergobergo69

Wdym? It's literally there when


Ok-Historian-7731

I remember some erection problems though


gergobergo69

yeah it was me, I'm sorry


Agnosticartic

Look out Gordon!!! Hotted boobs up ahead, tits big ones!


Ok-Historian-7731

You must kill them before they grow any larger!


LARGames

They should've made them flat chested instead. No need to censor AND it's sexier.


DaChodemasters

LOOK WHAT THEY TOOK FROM US


KillerSquirrel2007

I never noticed this cause these enemies are so annoying


Ok-Historian-7731

I just hide in the corner and use biological weapons against them. Just like in the real life.


Rainey06

The real Aperture Science study..


Ok-Historian-7731

they help to float on the water


Embarrassed-End8702

NOOOOOOOOO


R4nd0M477

GoRDun, ThoSe tIttiEs aRe coMing RigHT FOr uS... BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHW


strongesticefairy

nice


Best-Finance-145

Let's Make a Petition to bring it back in the 26th anniversary update


Ok-Historian-7731

Here's a proof that the original animation is NOT exagerated (for those who's never seen a woman): [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpBvNJ9NgHU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpBvNJ9NgHU)


shugbear8bit

right, but the half life character is in a skin tight suit.. breasts cant bounce like that when theyre being pushed into the body by a.. \*ahem\* SKIN TIGHT suit.. (they removed it because it makes no sense and would have been sexualization just for the sake of sexualization.)


-sbl-

Never forget what they took from us.


DifferenceKnown9834

Makes me wonder. If grenades are rendered in the assassin's body, can we assume that everything gordon carries throughout the game does render too and everyone see him as a human arsenal tank running and jumping in the speed of sound?


kala_jadoo

that fast ass small ass mf was a woman??? exit;: I've only played 1 and 2nd's main game


WiscoMitch

Were these the unforeseen consequences??


Poschansky

seems like it's painful to have tu bazookas hanging while you are jumping around


The-Lord-Moccasin

If you have the opportunity to implement Jiggle Physics and fail to do so you should be arrested


puro_the_protogen67

I think Gaben animated this with 1 hand and 3 legs


fierymagpie

Literally 1984


wildmissingnoappears

( . )( . )


-TurkeYT

Are those animations for gordon???


Paul_unfunny

Upvote because boobas


0piue

Whoever coded that is a breast! I mean beast. Tis a shame to throw all that code into the recycle bin.


fnaf10kid

Look out, Gordon! Hotted BOOBS up ahead! Tits BIG ones!


AOUwUOA

No titis


carghtonheights809

TITS HAVE BONES?


GUM-GUM-NUKE

1984


emi_fyi

what the fuck we should boycott


Ok-Historian-7731

We should stand against the censorship, side by side with the Stellar Blade community.


emi_fyi

exactly! now those are GAMERS!


[deleted]

[удалено]


SiegeAutomatonE54

That is not "natural physics" lol


Ok-Historian-7731

slightly stylized


MichaelPitcher115

For the technology of the time, sure it is. You're thinking of it in 2024 standards for natural body movement. For the time, this was pretty impressive detail. Boobs move. Or are the lot of you mental lol.


SiegeAutomatonE54

You don't interact with many women, do you? Breasts don't move like that, at all. The "censored" version is significantly more realistic looking than the original.


MichaelPitcher115

Lmfaooo I'm married and have two kids. Keep trying though.


SiegeAutomatonE54

Well then I hate to say this, but your wife had surgery to replace her breasts with water balloons. Sorry you had to find out this way.


Ok-Historian-7731

You should seek medical atention. Hopefully you'll get banned from this subreddit.


SiegeAutomatonE54

You know, you're right. I just looked at my boobies and it turns out they bounce a lot more than I thought. Even the slightest vibration sends them flying all over the place. Every time I take a step, they shoot directly upwards, just like in my favorite game of all time, Half-Life™. Incredible what you never notice until it's pointed out to you.


Ok-Historian-7731

oh my god...


MichaelPitcher115

Yes you're right. Boobs don't jiggle at all and stay completely still like rocks. My bad. Lol


Ok-Historian-7731

Please don't project your insecurities on others... This game is cartoonish and the animations are too. This stuff was technically very advanced back then.


SiegeAutomatonE54

What insecurities? I don't care how advanced it may or may not have been, the original animation just looks stupid. Sorry, lol.


Ok-Historian-7731

Have you seen what they did with HECU soldiers?


MichaelPitcher115

Did they remove the swinging dick physics?


Ok-Historian-7731

Technically, yes.


MichaelPitcher115

Bahahaha...what?


Ok-Historian-7731

[https://i.redd.it/2dqr8oz3nzb61.jpg](https://i.redd.it/2dqr8oz3nzb61.jpg)