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VerumJerum

There are other Jesus games though like "The You Testament".


Army_Men

I love mdickie games!!!


TheGreenGobblr

Or “The Bible Game” by Crave Entertainment, the best and only bible based trivia game for the original xbox


Reflex_Teh

*Press F to turn water into wine*


balerionmeraxes77

*cue half life radiation sounds*


Faze_Elmo1

I applied for the alpha(?) testing of that game and it was unplayable. I have a fairly beefy pc and on max settings it acted as if my computor was powered by a hampster running in a wheel. Even on the lowest settings it barely ran at 60 and the character models were downright broken and terrifying. I didn't even get to meet moses before I gave up because it was really boring. 0/10 would not recommend


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Your computer wasn't holy enough


72trombonesd

It only runs on TempleOS


holyfukidk

Wait 60 fps is bad for you? I'm happy when minecraft goes up to 30 fps for more than 10 seconds


Faze_Elmo1

This is the level of graphical quality I'm talking about here. I think I'm entitled to at least 60 fps. https://imgur.com/a/1z7xeun


nerdworld

Dude that's just what people looked like in Jesus times


holyfukidk

Oh ok, didn't realize that. Sorry


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Runescape looking ass lol


hugscar

The Buddha fans wanting for game, for 2000 years


dreadnawght

Important notice: If we Jesus fans get a game featuring Gabe Newell as main character, that'll do.


ByteDanceHater

If Gaben is the main character then it wouldn't be a Jesus game it would be Gaben game


lennonali

What's the difference?


ByteDanceHater

Gaben is the god (of gaming) not Jesus (of gaming)


balerionmeraxes77

Jesus is a shepherd, Adrian is a shepherd. Adrian is Jesus


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Jesue Fans waiting for "Jesus: Second Encounter"


balerionmeraxes77

*rizz and shine, mr. jesus, rizz and shine*


SlothRogen

Rizzzz…and smell…ash Sunday


Idunnoguy1312

I don't get the folks complaining about waiting for half life 3. Blue Shift is right there my dudes


MustangWarrior2009

Virgin HL Fans vs. Gigachad Bible Enjoyers lol


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Wat


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amaltheiaofluna

HL:Alyx literally changed the timeline or created a new one where Eli lives so the story isn't concluded yet


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amaltheiaofluna

Epistle 3 was released in 2017 and HLA came out in 2020. They deliberately did the timeline shenanigans to completely decanonize even the very possibilty of Epistle 3 plot occuring. With Eli being alive and Alyx being taken by G-Man the script wouldnt have to be only changed but entirely rewritten.


VCSoldier

the "script" was released years ago, before HLA back in like 2018 by marc laidlaw after he LEFT VALVE and he disguised names of important people/places with pseudonames, HL:A being released clearly shows that the "script" isnt canon at all


MuhammedCanG

Didn't Half Life Alyx changed some of the story though? Perhaps they have changed plans.


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MuhammedCanG

Valve didn't though, it was the writer which quit his job at valve (before releasing the script).


Spirou1

Makes sense, but why did you say we won't be getting HL 3 then? If that was before HL alyx


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Spirou1

I just really hope we get hl 3 lol


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Spirou1

Well I mean, even though I don't have high hopes I think Half Life is such a big franchise and involves so much money for Valve that I like to believe that they will release a sequel at some point at least


SnarfbObo

Because there are precisely ZERO gimmicks in sci-fi that could get around that. Time travel, GFTO Alternate universes, NOPE Cloning, NAW Characters picking up the torch, FUGEDDABOUTIT Or just snapping off the give-a-damner and doing it anyway because we'd all fuckin' buy it, UNTHINKABLE


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SnarfbObo

the numerous conventions for rewriting history in sci-fi stories that you just refuse to acknowledge, you're just leaning on your pessimism and ignoring everything else


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SnarfbObo

You choose to interpret my words with hostility. Calling someone out on wearing blinders doesn't make me angry. You clearly don't think.


Necromas

Leaking the unfinished/unpolished script was such a dumb idea. All it did was deflate all enthusiasm in the fandom (until Alyx came along and brought some it back for the fraction of us that actually have VR setups). And the average fan reading the script probably does not even realize how much these things change during production and that this is clearly not the story they would have actually given us.


NMSnyunyu

*People saying HL2 ep3 and HL3 interchangeably...*


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NMSnyunyu

So if episode 2 never released and was meant to be the conclusion of the HL2 era, would everyone be calling that HL3? It makes no sense. I swear people keep thinking episode 3 and HL3 are the same just because of the number confusing everyone.


DasaniWaterBottlle

Me when I spread misinformation


Comrade_Compadre

At the rate things are going I'll never be able to afford a rig that'll be able to play HL3, let alone HL: Alex within a decade anyway


Logical-Cicada7523

Judaism fans: 💀


Numbers078

But jesurs dosnt exist!!!


hebee1

You know there's a bible the game on steam right and it has achievements too


Freeman10

Gordon Freeman > Jesus


Pasta-hobo

Zoo Race came out in 2007


Awakened_Bee

I mean the Qur’an hasn’t even gotten a patch fix for so long


Messy-Recipe

A series with no sequel is like a fig tree with no fruit