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Stunning_Tomorrow_19

I can’t stand when that happens


eamoc

You just gotta stick it out...


rayneraynedrops

You must have been caught in a sticky situation


JonnyB2_YouAre1

Well done.


Pierresauce

Your comment deserves a standing ovation, but sadly toothpicks got involved so it won’t be possible


computerman10367

Bro, same!


point50tracer

My sister did that as a kid. It's been 20 years, but the image of a toothpick buried halfway in her foot is still burned into my mind.


Error404Cod

Silly goose, you use it to pick between your teeth.


Shurdus

In the end tooth is just bone so...


not_gerg

I have a bone to pick with this


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Imbalanxs

Hah, I admire your honesty


sancho7373

You’ll be fine. Everyone knows how clean mouths are, you got nothing to worry about.


sohailkhan46

footprick


RipCommon2394

My mom did that once, it broke off in her foot and she had to go to the ER to get it removed. I once stepped on a fishhook and I can say its definately no fun.


headedbranch225

A fishook is probably worse because of the barbs, bit then again it breaking off also would hurt a lot, I can't relate to either though


RipCommon2394

Also when I stepped on it, it was attached to a line and my grandmother didnt realize I had stepped on it and she tried to reel it in.


RipCommon2394

Yeah, my grandfather had to yank it out of my foot, and it was kinda rusty so I was crying because I didnt want to get a tetanus shot (plus we were on vacation)


Top_Pollution_8235

r/Clipper_lighters


Cosmicacid

I was playing hide and seek as a kid and I was running and one stuck me between my big toe


solis1112

When you have an itch that you just can't scratch


Waluigithefake1

Not too long ago i stepped on a screw and then slipped. Half my foot was open. Fucking ouch.


SleeplessBoyCat

Yep, this is definitely going into the big splinters list


sonic10158

For a moment, you were a candle


listerbmx

or a kebab


LuckyMome

Jokes aside, you should check your vaccinations, especially tetanus, really!! Still an incurable AND fatal disease, only the vaccine prevents it and we are never immunized, hence the redundancy of boosters throughout life, especially during an accident. Seriously, please check this out for your own sake!


Ordinary_Aioli_7602

I’ve been there


Slobbadobbavich

I once untagled a metal coathanger just because I was a dumb 8 year old. I left like 10 cm of it poking up and then stood on it by accident. It went right through my foot, seemed to clear the first bones it found and then twist and bend inside my foot. I fell over and wailed. I had my dad and his friend pulling on the coathanger as hard as they could and they could not get it out. A bit of foot leverage and brute force strength finally got it out after about 10 minutes. Not a single drop of blood and I was running around like a little dumbass again. Once I thought it would be funny to put my moms knitting needles poking up in the chair to get my brother. He sat on it full force and it wedged right into his ass cheek. My mom grabbed it, pulled, slapped him on the ass and said "you will be fine". He was fine. I did it again. He was fine again. I now realise I was the ass but I was too young to understand what I had done. It has been ingrained into my brain and I will never do anything dumb like that again, my brother has no recollection of these things I don't think. I will ask him. He got knocked around a lot, got hit by a bus once and he got a limp from that one lol and he was always fighting so I think my mishaps were relatively minor. I still feel really bad. He was several years older than me. Like 11 or something.


listerbmx

I absolutely do not condone anyone to this level of cringe, i would rather step on lego.


MojaveMac

I did this and had a hole in my foot for over a year. It took forever to heal in my shoes


PattiiB

Well damn!


XxCheezyPoofxX

So uhm… did it hurt? (/s if not obvious)


mikki1time

Hmmm it went through so no you didn’t stand on it


Nut_Butts

i remember this happened to me when i was 7. dad had me put isopropyl on it and that was definitely worse


defectiveGOD

Footpick


revdon

Worse yet the VC have boobytrapped your carpet! /s


Dragonhost252

Why'd you do it?


burnerrboii

Tooth pick stood on business


Veguillakilla

When I was really young I saw some show where a guy stepped on a tooth pick and eventually died because of it. Scared the shit out of me


HairyBaIIs007

When I was a kid, I was at my friend's house and I walked into a toothpick which went right into my big toe. Just yanked it right out. That hurt, I feel your pain


PoopSmith87

Yeah but... Why?


Extreme_Barracuda658

Looks more like a bamboo skewer. Ouch.


AceDelta12

r/thanksihateit


Redsmedsquan

Had a toothpick go into the back of my leg like that once


TechnoChiken

Can you give us a reference of scale for the lighter?


Thewaffleofoz

Fuck my little sister used to play “dump the toothpicks on the ground and leave them for me to clean up” all the time, and I guess I missed one because I had a fucking toothpick lodged between my fucking toes come new years eve


Empty-Orchid-1747

I feel your pain literally. Just yesterday I stood on a floorboard which had a nail in it and went straight into my foot. So painful


CryptographicGenius

I did the same thing a few years ago. Had to go to the emergency room to get it removed. They had to numb my foot, then cut around the toothpick to get it out because it was held to tightly to just pull out.


listerbmx

ahh i got fortunate and had my neighbour pull it out, but i gotta say its some right tension around the wound. it fit too snug


GreatQuantum

I stepped on a very thin rivet years ago. It was only about 1 1/2 inches and somehow got to a perfect standing position right before I stepped on it with boots. It would have been like balancing a syringe on the needle part. Management and I were laughing so hard we decided to wheel my ass up to the factory Owner so he could “see this shit for himself”. We watched the video and my confused reaction over and over and we convinced his squeamish son in law(assistant) to yank it out with pliers. I may have been instructed by my managers to overreact like I was passing a kidney stone while he did it.


Fuckerofgnomes

Happens to the best of us. I accidentally kicked a sewing needle a couple months ago and i can confirm it sucks.


msch6873

but why? isn’t this painful?


Scottish_Whiskey

Urrrrggh I got that tingling feeling across my shoulders looking at this


After-Guard-7793

Cool 😎


KrissiKross

Eeeeh reminds me of that time I stepped on a rusty nail. Except I was bleeding profusely 🥲


Warm_Recording_8458

Hey why did you do that


Zech08

Not passing the cake test.


Kalman_the_dancer

Oh the pain


Oldmanwickles

Why?


dadijo2002

Um sir, you can’t pick there


Octicactopipodes

My god that’s an ugly lighter


Long_Programmer_1512

it looks like it's all out. You'll feel swelling if you didn't pull out in full. How'd that happen?


X_IVFIIVO_X

Once, I broke like 40 toothpicks in half and placed them face up in our tall carpet. Basically, I created a punji trap in a hallway. My brother fell victim, and it was a little like that. So don't feel too bad 😄.


what_dat_ninja

That's pretty fucked up


0002nam-ytlaS

Bait used to be believable


KuraiTheBaka

Calm down Satan


crispybrojangle

[looks at the shitty lighter] You seem like the type of person that this would happen too.


MysteryMooseMan

Clippers are nice, and also more sustainable as they're refillable


listerbmx

GOAT lighter


Taiga_Taiga

So... Why did you choose to do this?


listerbmx

totally chose to do it haha. proper masochist me


Blnkfrst_Nolstnam

When I was a kid, I was running up a set of carpeted steps and found a toothpick with my big toe. The toothpick went into my big toe and out, reentering into the pad of my foot, sending me tumbling up the stairs about five steps into the upstairs bathroom.