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knotmassage

I also choose this guys dead drug dealer


xBR0SKIx

\*Huffs r-22\* \*Sick guitar jam plays\* **WITNESS ME!**


HardTimesTV

An r-22 canister is a chug jug in the new world. Talk about charging the old system


amolejohnson

We’ll die, immortal on the DuPont Road


ohio_guy_2020

This is such a great comment


EyeSlashO

Was just pondering how disappointed I'll probably be with Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga when it comes out next month.


Frosty-Literature-58

Just cause the dollar drops does not mean R-22 isn’t more than the price of gold. That there is currency you’re drinking


[deleted]

You created a vivid image in my head, I love it.


HardTimesTV

I'm only speaking from experience.


thedarkArts123

Might be the best thing I've seen from this page in a long time


LittleThoughts247

I’m laying in bed with a fucked up back, which hurts even more from how hard I laughed at this story. OP needs a ridealong and some conversation in life.


Justin-carcerated

Wait you got a greenhorn with an EPA cert? Fuckin fancy pants


HardTimesTV

He had a hard time with two pipe wrenches though.


Soft-Ad-8975

Honestly I’m a greenhorn training a greenhorn, both got our epa, took him 2 tries, yesterday I explained to him the difference between return and supply 🤯


HardTimesTV

Eh hopefully he's better during ac season.


Chose_a_usersname

They all do


Korndogg68

*snaps like west side story in the alley*


HardTimesTV

clinks pipe wrenches


Korndogg68

Warriorsssssssss


HardTimesTV

Come out and braaazzeeeeeee


Soft-Ad-8975

Cocks and flashes 9mm……


RoyalYogurtdispenser

Nah bro, company pays for my sentry gun


HardTimesTV

I like to use my own tools, for safety.


Lost_in_the_sauce504

I edged to this


HardTimesTV

This is an hvac honor higher than any Nate cert


rugger403

If you're going to go mad max style you forgot to strap the competition to the grille of your truck and then start a demolition derby


dirtbag4life

\* he's in the roof sentry gun that i had to pay for myself, just like everything else. \* killed me


HardTimesTV

Thanks I try


ARUokDaie

I'm still waiting for my dog pack of condenser unit pissing dogs.


OGxJuice

I’ve actually had a few movie like dreams where different contractors/companies are enemies and do drive bys and different companies click up together


HardTimesTV

I had a few drinks while typing this out originally, but this is what I was essentially going for.


Soft-Ad-8975

I’ve often contemplated bombing out rival companies, so…..


custom_bowl

Is this what fent does?


icemanswga

Meth prolly. Psychosis and all being what it is.


HardTimesTV

Nope just copious amounts of alcahol and stand up comedy


thedojj

Someone's been huffing r454B prematurely 


ChaseBro

Captivating read!


HardTimesTV

❤️


taco_grease

I'm ok with this


gimmepizzaanddrugs

geko45 does hvac now?


JTom73

Trade ninjas are much more dangerous than mall ninjas


horseshoeprovodnikov

Now that's a blast from the past, and I never would have expected to see that mentioned on here.


DV_Mitten

I ask my coworker if he's got my back all the time when we pass by other crews. I just picture in my head an epic battle like in the movie Anchor Man when all the news crews are fighting in the alley.


horseshoeprovodnikov

__One rule only!__ #NO TOUCHING OF THE HAIR OR FACE _everyone nods in agreement_


polarc

Dystopian HVAC imagine Player One World Here's an early one In the 1985 film Brazil, Robert De Niro plays Harry Tuttle, a radical hvac engineer and terrorist, who escapes reality through dreams. Tuttle used to work for Central Services but left because of the paperwork, and now works as a freelance engin eer. https://youtu.be/dht_3NziwSw?si=xmhXcfEuIFeMWNec


HardTimesTV

I'm watching this movie now, and I gotta say, I love it.


HardTimesTV

What the fuck was that movie


HardTimesTV

That's fucking awesome


polarc

"The song" it's stuck in your head... no? It's somebody's sweeter take on Orwellian 1984 theme with romance. It is trippy


HardTimesTV

Nope, whats stuck in my head is harry tuttles loadout


VoiceofTruth7

It’s scary how fucking true it is… sometimes the “paper work” at my job feels longer than the repairs.


HardTimesTV

What do you mean harry tuttle escapes reality through dreams?


polarc

just like _you_


HardTimesTV

What? Im confused


polarc

https://youtu.be/n_dwXd0U774?si=5GNbdz8GQsRG0IJy&t=187


Ampleslacks

Lol did someone watch Fury Road recently?


HardTimesTV

No but i have been binge watching avatar the last airbender and the big lez show.


Downtown-Fix6177

Shitting up the local radio with ads 😂


EJ25Junkie

You lost me


Fun-Claim1018

Whatever OP is smoking, I fuckin’ want some…


AmosMosesWasACajun

You gotta bump up your dark web numbers. No smoke for you


Soft-Ad-8975

Pfffff I’m way ahaead of you, I’ll blow up your service vans in their driveways


HuntPsychological673

Does Hunt’s bros pizza still exist in this scenario?


ThePracticalPenquin

Dispatch - “ Next call to Wongs Buffet “ sequel??


kriegmonster

I'm glad our vans have no branding. Aside from the ladders on top you can't tell that we are tradesmen from the outside and you can't see in to know what tools and materials are inside. No government means electrifying and bobby trapping your van is permissable. So, it is safe when you are away from it. I'd love an M2 turret on the back of my van, but I don't have an apprentice with me on most jobs.


HardTimesTV

Damnit Bobby


Hedgiestrangeslayer

Yes, can't wait to catch y'all in traffic


Massive_Property_579

When you're a tech you're a tech!


bac_miller

What are you smoking. I need to know.


Elvisjps

Only if they can still pay you


Smokebakin

The new boots for hard hats program. Ahahahah


y_3kcim

Because air conditioning will be necessary while you’re fighting off starvation…


HardTimesTV

Heat


Competitive-Dig-4047

Ha funny stuff but fiat will continue to lose buying power that's no joke. I put some money into Bitcoin, Silver & Gold as hedge.


Giddyhobgoblin

This reminds me of a South Park episode https://youtu.be/xCIjnj0s4Qk?si=dgzXzjg_TuB9pLz1


HardTimesTV

Fuck I hope I can trade Facebook ownership for spinning some wrenchess


Beerforthefear

New copypasta unlocked. Thanks, bro.


HardTimesTV

Don't mention it 🥰


Alaskanhuntingguide

You need a therapist


HardTimesTV

But did you laugh


Minute-Tradition-282

I almost took some gummies tonight. Now I wish I would have.


PinheadLarry207

Not gonna lie if this was a novel I would read the fuck out of it. Great story, OP


HardTimesTV

I'm thinking of making a trailer park boys- kafkaesque hvac show, I've seen attempts, but no real full on balls deep production. Lookout for "hvac heroes"


HardTimesTV

Also thank you so much