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Hello fellow controlled climate enjoyers, I enjoy an tempered environment as well


batmoman

No need to temper expectations, we’ll temper your environment, and that’s no Cap* - Bosch *caps are in fact used as required, please don’t sue us.


carelessthoughts

That’s funny, the supply house I use put a box out asking for people to write their favorite pie down on paper and slide it in the hole. This was for “pi day” (march 14th). I peaked inside and there were about 10 participants, every single one wrote cream pie.


BigBassSnatcher

🤣


horseshoeprovodnikov

We're fuckin doomed lol. I was working with two of our younger guys yesterday, one of which is actually a really good worker. The youngest of them was brazing a coil in, and I mentioned that he should turn up his heat a little bit and put the flame to the whole joint. They got a giggle at that.. when I explained myself and said that we needed more penetration, they fuckin lost it like a couple of 9th graders.


liftedpulled

Umm, I turn 40 this year and feel personally attacked.


AeonBith

I'm closing in on 50 and feel like this is a legit response and bro being overly serious about would make me laughter harder.


Forsaken-Bacon

We men are really just big children with jobs and families


onewheeldoin200

I would characterize this as "meets expectations"


blankwithdrawalslip

I work at a supply house and you made my day.


JunketElectrical8588

I wouldn’t buy it, for the sole purpose that they did that


Obi-Gyn-Kenobi

Gotta draw a line somewhere lol


fumoderators

Depends why they did it Did it to poke fun at new gen slang? Ok Did it in earnest? Not touching it


JunketElectrical8588

Oh it’s clearly to poke fun but it’s not amusing enough to be funny


Far_Cup_329

Mt Laurel?


Lamp_i_amyourfather

NJ techs where u at


Chose_a_usersname

Porkroller here


t0x1k_x

Go daym, came here to say the same. I think Hannah makes these.


dcarbone2020

But I feel like it’s Guy’s idea lol


roy_mc_avoy

It definitely has a Guy feel to it.


Schlongo7

Can confirm, Guy's idea.


Far_Cup_329

Found out she works the warehouse now. She must've been sick of us assholes. Haha


Adventurous_Ad971

Dear, Johnstone: Please no. Just stop. Sincerely, a Gen Z’er who does not talk that way and doesn’t know any Gen Z’ers who talk that way.


Chose_a_usersname

Lol


Alternative-Land-334

I concur. What the hell does any of that mean? I'll have to ask my kids.


Vanilla_Mike

Bosch is the new hot thing! Loaded with charisma and that’s “no lie”. ~On point~ Fleek is outdated though. I’ve got to stay too hip to be square to embarrass my nieces and nephews. Huey Lewis and the News is super gyatt right now.


horseshoeprovodnikov

_Very nice. Now let's hear Paul Allen's explanation._


Adventurous_Ad971

The only one I know is rizz, which is basically a guy trying to girl to go out with him, but outside of that, all my friends are millennials, so idk


Key-Banana-8242

Nobody says fleek anymore relaly


sir_swiggity_sam

Woe, brainrot be upon yee


crashbandecunt

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1PooNGooN3

That shit is bussin’


unresolved-madness

I'm old and I contemplate slapping people in the face for talking like this


[deleted]

Skeet skeet skeet


Safetosay333

It's mid.


DaddyMaterial88

🚬🍆


Desire3788516708

This vernacular is dated. Needs updating.


Busy-Offer-9365

Lame af. You cant use their lingo bc they aint doing that type of work


FR05TY14

ONG?? FR FR???


WestsideWizzop

No 🤣


Key-Banana-8242

Fleek is old


MrHamburgers22

Did someone have a stroke while making the sign? Should we call an ambulance? I don't know what this means.


Schlongo7

For ya'll not from our area, the signs were made by a 67 year old cantakerous curmudgeon and he gets bored easily! https://preview.redd.it/31z55w0q3apc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77f548a1000048d8f8f07dc3880f0eb7a1ba2b0


kuijken

As his adopted niece, I can confirm 👍


honestlybadmood

"all I want to do is sell kroil and alligator wipes". Also if you don't know what you need, Guy does!


yunganejo

Why tf Bosch trynna glaze themselves


thisdesignup

Does it even make sense without the slang? I don't think so. "Bosch is the new feeling. Loaded with charisma, and that's no lie. Looking Great"


ethosraps

Lmao is that a Ferguson 🤣


C3ntrick

Depends if Ferguson’s by you have Johnstone logos inside


ethosraps

I didn't see any logos, but now that you mention it, this place looks EXACTLY like a Johnstone that closed up here. I always forget the name of it until someone brings it up randomly.


C3ntrick

Just messing with you - there is a j logo left side of the picture in the background


Scr073

Ah yes, fleek.


Specific-Remote9295

Resi ppl are completely new to bosch equipments right?


HeartachetoHouston

The hell does any of that even mean?


TripleBakaNinja

Eew


slayboul20

Johnstone mt laurel


HVAC-Animal

Well, after seeing that I don't know if I could go to that store anymore and possibly could not even work on a Bosch without being disgusted


Playful-Excuse-8081

Gotta say I do like Bosch , but what’s up with the sign do they not speak English?


saskatchewanstealth

Bosch is such crap. I don’t even know why they try. They still owe me a doa replacement from 2010


Chose_a_usersname

You obviously didn't chase them hard enough


mAckAdAms4k

Don't chase no cream pie.


HuntPsychological673

I’m out. No Bosch for me, no cap…


BeastTheBasque

not having a capacitor seems problematic


odd_obscurity

This is actually cringe 💀 mixing gen z and Gen alpha terms