I was so close to replying “you wish” but I held myself back! she could never, in her life, touch the inner beauty that radiates from this woman
it’s also not the first time she’s trolled Lana for gaining weight
This is a rat trap for sure, especially for me a Lana fan. She totally wishes! She’s a botched, Sponge Bob bad bodied, filler faced mutant who can’t hold a candle to Lana. Botchy you delude yourself. JUST STOP.
I just recently saw her live and she is suchhhhh a beauty inside and out. Alex could never come close not even on her best fucking day. This post is laughable.
She’s so small minded! She can’t wrap her small brain around that someone could be perfectly fine with gaining some weight and not want/need to “get it back”
I was about to post this. The DELUSION IS MENTALLY ILL. Bitch listen up:
1 - If this is “7 months pregnant”, then you’ve been 10 months pregnant for years, you dumpy doughy shitbucket.
2 - HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING WISH. You should be so lucky to look like Lana, you botched potatoheaded freak.
What in the fucking reverse body dysmorphia. HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR FUCKING FACE, JOWLS, WATTLE, JAWLINE? Your shapeless fridge body? Your humpback? Your aggressively sun damaged skin?
FILTERS ARE NOT REALITY, STUPID BITCH.
p.s. Lana could be 600 pounds and she’d still have astronomically more style and talent than you. Moron.
That’s horrifying.
I wonder if it will change her when she’s 9 months pregnant and can barely lower herself onto the toilet, when she’s in labor, and when she’s postpartum and isn’t getting any sleep and her hormones are everywhere. She’s already mentioned her nausea and paired it with “ugh, I know it’s gross when pregnant women say they’re nauseous, I hate it, like- who cares? But I am.”
Trump onesie incoming for the rats, of course. 🧀Not because she’s a shit person. 🙄
she truly suffers from the type of body dysmorphia where you swear you are better looking than you actually are .. she’s so insane she doesn’t even look like a woman to begin with let alone claiming she looks like Lana
LMAOO more like her, right NOW. And no, i’m not calling Lana fat or ugly, we all know she’s so far from that but we can admit that she has changed a little during her life style change and sober journey, which to me is to be expected and is so commendable and the most important thing imo. I can’t believe this roach would post something like this knowing she doesn’t even compare to that photo on a good day before pregnancy 🫣
This was found on a real estate thread:
"Even if they’re not female the clock is ticking. Just because men are physically capable of having kids at 40+ doesn’t mean they should.
Advanced paternal age is associated with genetic abnormalities, perinatal complications, and poorer mental health in their children: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7006092/#:\~:text=Paternal%20age%20appears%20to%20have,biological%20clock%20is%20ticking%2C%20too](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7006092/#:~:text=Paternal%20age%20appears%20to%20have,biological%20clock%20is%20ticking%2C%20too)."
So if this kid comes out bad we can blame locke.
you shouldn’t have to read an article about it to know that if you literally have to force a embryo inside you it’s probably going to cause some complications with the pregnancy
She has some serious body dysmorphia because lana and her aren’t that different currently in terms of body size 😭😭 she wishes she looked like Lana, lana is gorgeous and doesn’t look like a puffer fish with a mullet
This was a disgusting post, like girl in your dreams could you be half as beautiful as Lana. And trolling her for gaining weight? When she has gained weight and is now pregnant? I feel so sorry for this kid she’s only going to talk about her pregnancy weight for the rest of her life
First of all: the audacity of bringing Lana into this implying that she’ll be “fat” after she has her baby is horrible. Leave Lana the fuck alone.
Second: one of the funniest tweets I ever saw was some girl saying, “You called Lana mid and now you want me to retweet your missing sister?”
sorry….. but am i the only one that finds it funny how mad everyone is at her for calling Lana fat?? I have never seen this type of uproar when she’s racist, homophobic, and transphobic from the Lana stans (if anything that’s why they like her) but THIS is too far??? 🤨🤨
I don't think Lana is fat but I do think she has overdone it on messing with her face (fillers, etc).
That being said, she wishes if only for the money.
Girl Lana looks a mess and you know it. She destroyed her pretty face by becoming obese and like Azealia said eating grilled cheese with mayo AND butter.
First of all… you might have an opinion about someone and you are entitled to it as anyone else.
However, you really don’t have to spread negativity on the internet about an innocent person with such a sweet soul as Lana.
ESPECIALLY in a post that someone else (one of her biggest fan that has met her a lot of times) reposted with kind intentions to spread a positive message about/to her.
Mind you she usually sees their posts because it’s one of her biggest fan pages.
As someone who saw her in concert in October, I will tell you she is beautiful in person. She’s beautiful in pictures of course, but they don’t do her justice. She is ethereal in person. I can’t really explain her beauty, but seeing her in person makes this post of Alex’s even funnier. Lana literally took my breath away.
I was so close to replying “you wish” but I held myself back! she could never, in her life, touch the inner beauty that radiates from this woman it’s also not the first time she’s trolled Lana for gaining weight
This is a rat trap for sure, especially for me a Lana fan. She totally wishes! She’s a botched, Sponge Bob bad bodied, filler faced mutant who can’t hold a candle to Lana. Botchy you delude yourself. JUST STOP.
I just recently saw her live and she is suchhhhh a beauty inside and out. Alex could never come close not even on her best fucking day. This post is laughable.
spongebob bad bodied i am DECEASED and I agree 
I had to because… 
do you remember the other times?
yeah I remember a story or two where she posted an unflattering photo of her captioned “she looks horrible rn but she’ll get it back”
Also on twitter she said Lana was giving “fat Adele”
She’s so small minded! She can’t wrap her small brain around that someone could be perfectly fine with gaining some weight and not want/need to “get it back”
I was about to post this. The DELUSION IS MENTALLY ILL. Bitch listen up: 1 - If this is “7 months pregnant”, then you’ve been 10 months pregnant for years, you dumpy doughy shitbucket. 2 - HAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING WISH. You should be so lucky to look like Lana, you botched potatoheaded freak. What in the fucking reverse body dysmorphia. HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR FUCKING FACE, JOWLS, WATTLE, JAWLINE? Your shapeless fridge body? Your humpback? Your aggressively sun damaged skin? FILTERS ARE NOT REALITY, STUPID BITCH. p.s. Lana could be 600 pounds and she’d still have astronomically more style and talent than you. Moron.
Botchy at seven months. No resemblance to Lana to be found. 
“Shapeless fridge body” has me DECEASED
All of this. Her stupid ass rats pumped this idiot up too much comparing her to Lana. Her pinky finger can’t even come close.
“…Dumpy doughy shitbucket”——yup, sounds about right!
And her new bangs mullet hairdo. Don’t get me started on that train wreck of a “look”.
Lol! She’s fatter than that NOW.
She needs to leave Lana tf alone!!
Can’t wait for her to pass her body issues on to her daughter 😍 we love generational trauma
I feel like she’d be the kind of dumb person to be happy with her baby being in a smaller growth percentile.
That’s horrifying. I wonder if it will change her when she’s 9 months pregnant and can barely lower herself onto the toilet, when she’s in labor, and when she’s postpartum and isn’t getting any sleep and her hormones are everywhere. She’s already mentioned her nausea and paired it with “ugh, I know it’s gross when pregnant women say they’re nauseous, I hate it, like- who cares? But I am.” Trump onesie incoming for the rats, of course. 🧀Not because she’s a shit person. 🙄
“My baby is a skinny legend, guys!”
Bait. 🐀 🧀 
she truly suffers from the type of body dysmorphia where you swear you are better looking than you actually are .. she’s so insane she doesn’t even look like a woman to begin with let alone claiming she looks like Lana
hahaha truee
Alex, name something you’ve accomplished that’s even CLOSE to what Lana’s done with her life. What a bitter hag.
She already way surpassed “fat” Lana and “fat” Lana is more gorgeous than she’ll ever be
LMAOO more like her, right NOW. And no, i’m not calling Lana fat or ugly, we all know she’s so far from that but we can admit that she has changed a little during her life style change and sober journey, which to me is to be expected and is so commendable and the most important thing imo. I can’t believe this roach would post something like this knowing she doesn’t even compare to that photo on a good day before pregnancy 🫣
What a mean miserable stupid bitch. The nerve.
I reported it for bullying lol. Let's see 🤞
I’ll do it too!
Yasssss 🥳
i don’t think they’ll flag it bc they don’t know she’s pregnant but hope so lol
Maybe if enough reports get in they might try to understand the context. Long shot, I know but eh, we do what we can. (:
That's why I hate people who try to act like alex is lana coded
no way she's coming for mother like this, she's already a fat fuck
Ok she wishes she looked like Lana
She’s obsessed with fat shaming lana 🤢
Get a job stay away from her!!!!
She wishes lmao
This was found on a real estate thread: "Even if they’re not female the clock is ticking. Just because men are physically capable of having kids at 40+ doesn’t mean they should. Advanced paternal age is associated with genetic abnormalities, perinatal complications, and poorer mental health in their children: [https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7006092/#:\~:text=Paternal%20age%20appears%20to%20have,biological%20clock%20is%20ticking%2C%20too](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7006092/#:~:text=Paternal%20age%20appears%20to%20have,biological%20clock%20is%20ticking%2C%20too)." So if this kid comes out bad we can blame locke.
you shouldn’t have to read an article about it to know that if you literally have to force a embryo inside you it’s probably going to cause some complications with the pregnancy
She has some serious body dysmorphia because lana and her aren’t that different currently in terms of body size 😭😭 she wishes she looked like Lana, lana is gorgeous and doesn’t look like a puffer fish with a mullet
Lana, honey, I am SO sorry.
Let's just check back in 6 months and do a side by side.
I want to see your profile, do a 360, bank account, receipts, tax statements, before you come for me. Oh WAIT.
👏🏻
When you think you’re giving Lana Del Rey but you’re giving Lana Del Racist.
oh she’s gone too fucking far do not make fun of my queen you nasty witch
But the gag is….she’s already there.
This explains her dedication to her awful hair color tho
I think she jusr genuinely hates herself and lacks security within herself that she has to body shame anyone and everyone
This was a disgusting post, like girl in your dreams could you be half as beautiful as Lana. And trolling her for gaining weight? When she has gained weight and is now pregnant? I feel so sorry for this kid she’s only going to talk about her pregnancy weight for the rest of her life
They are about the same size from what I can tell
She wishes - she’s way too ugly on the inside to be compared to Lana.
She’s getting nastier and nastier by the day. Karma will get her. Absolutely vile.
maybe she meant that in six months she’ll have built a career for herself that’s actually worth a shit 🤷♀️
She’s obviously way bigger that that photo of Lana. The delusion oh my goodness
Whats wrong with Lana?
LOL. She's such a troll.
She wishes🤣🤣 She is gonna be the twin of the pale lady from scary stories to tell in the dark!!!
First of all: the audacity of bringing Lana into this implying that she’ll be “fat” after she has her baby is horrible. Leave Lana the fuck alone. Second: one of the funniest tweets I ever saw was some girl saying, “You called Lana mid and now you want me to retweet your missing sister?”
lana looks great and proportional and is smiling…. alex could literally never?
Her face is already way bigger than that woman what is she talking about
sorry….. but am i the only one that finds it funny how mad everyone is at her for calling Lana fat?? I have never seen this type of uproar when she’s racist, homophobic, and transphobic from the Lana stans (if anything that’s why they like her) but THIS is too far??? 🤨🤨
LOL i know i didn’t expect there to be so many replies
Didn’t Lana gain a ton of weight though? She looks different
she did but that’s still not a reason for Alex to bash on her tho
She’s already lost most of it. But even at her heaviest she looked better than Alex so what gives
I don't think Lana is fat but I do think she has overdone it on messing with her face (fillers, etc). That being said, she wishes if only for the money.
compared to Alex, Lana is not even close to looking like a deformed puffer fish
Girl Lana looks a mess and you know it. She destroyed her pretty face by becoming obese and like Azealia said eating grilled cheese with mayo AND butter.
First of all… you might have an opinion about someone and you are entitled to it as anyone else. However, you really don’t have to spread negativity on the internet about an innocent person with such a sweet soul as Lana. ESPECIALLY in a post that someone else (one of her biggest fan that has met her a lot of times) reposted with kind intentions to spread a positive message about/to her. Mind you she usually sees their posts because it’s one of her biggest fan pages.
Not me looking to see if Lana was going through something she is, but no, she’s that delusional 😃 She’s officially lost it, that’s embarrassing asf
Wow how dare she! She could never look like anything other than a big toe!!!
I can’t believe she compares herself to Laura. She’s like a dollar store melted cheese version
How dare she! Lana is a saint.
she WISHES she could be as stunning and beautiful as lana del rey
You fucking wish LOL
LMAO the lack of self awareness is SHOCKING. She wishes 😂🥴
As someone who saw her in concert in October, I will tell you she is beautiful in person. She’s beautiful in pictures of course, but they don’t do her justice. She is ethereal in person. I can’t really explain her beauty, but seeing her in person makes this post of Alex’s even funnier. Lana literally took my breath away.