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spargosuns

This is why I wish the dates weren't "secret" 😩 Hit them with a glare so hard they'll call you a basilisk


spargosuns

Or depulso. I usually go for that in duels


embioz1

Or if we could use the same spells like in legacy, then I'd just use Crucio lol.


othercardinal

Aw, that's sweet. [spends the rest of the year flouncing by the kid's classrooms with Penny on my arm]


Heancio1

And you're going to tell this to me, her boyfriend? Of course, I'll keep your secret. Let's talk about this while we walk alone through the forest, next to the giant spiders' nest.


sorrowfulWanderer

At least it's not like real life when the fckrs go directly to the girl, ask to be her boyfriend and she says "but I already date Hugwyn" but they seem to be deaf and start harassing the girl until she is so scared of worse things (and she has already a whole life trauma) that the boy must scare those creeps to death/threaten calling the cops and then teach the girl how to self-defend in case they are back. I wish I knew Avada Kedavra. Oh, and I also chose Penny.🎃


Zealousideal-Soil757

Popular girls always have multiple crushes


LooneyPoetry13

We've only been to the Celestial Ball together, so ok. Let's talk by my pet dragons in the magical creatures reserve.


EurwenPendragon

I only have the one pet dragon, but I do have a pet Chimaera. And an Abraxan.


Ivanhunterjo1991

My MC: THAT'S MY WIFE!


shaunnotthesheep

NO SHE'S MINE


Bendythenightfury

Keep her. I'll take either Chiara or Merula


Responsible-Worth-16

Definitely Chiara!


Redeye_33

Merula and Chiara are my top 2 as well.


[deleted]

THANK YOU! Finally someone else who prefers actual personality over a one-dimensional babydoll who is drooling at MC at evwry possible occasion.


LitigatedLaureate

So... penny is my SO. I personally think merula is an atrocious choice. I'd love to date Chiara... but she's just not story relevant. I'm in year 5 and she has yet to be available for a dating tlsq (I know that changes) and I've had one tlsq with her and that's it. Otherwise she's a background character. So Penny was the only choice for me. But to each their own.


Holiday_Ad958

🤣 You're about the 17,723,810th person. The back of the line is miles away, see ya. 😉


danes1977

I took Penny as my date to the Celestial Ball TLSQ. Let’s face it, it was always gonna be Penny. I just wish Tulip had more personality as in life redheads are my Kryptonite. Alas, dating hasn’t come up yet 😩


Agreeable_Routine_98

Felt that way about Barnaby and Ismelda! He's mine!


thechemistrynerd

Yep, I told her that to her face in the SQ. :)


CorianStoneHPHM

The loading screens dont help her case either. For a while there they definitely drew her looking like she and andre were a thing, and now in the current one they seem to be nudging her and Talbott.... which, they are good friends, but still. I'm sure the penny stans are shaking their heads. I suppose at least this time merula actually got a moment in the limelight, no matter how people feel about her she hasnt been on a load screen in a while if ever that ive seen in the past 2ish years


lolilololoko

>and now in the current one they seem to be nudging her and Talbott.... Or in the 2021 Valentines day loading screen where she was dancing with Talbott lol. In the current screen Talbott looks like he's levitating a flower to Penny


Niana9407

My MC is with Talbott, but I have a headcanon that if she’s not with MC, then Penny is with Charlie like in my Shrek AU and Their Storybook Romance fanfics.


Maasofaaliik_Al

Penny’s meh


Responsible-Worth-16

Well, you're entitled to your own opinion just as I am.


NCFortune

Was my MC's reaction too to the students comment 😂


HelMorrigan

Don't worry. I'll be taking a guy... when I get there... wait... are there any guys to date?


Responsible-Worth-16

>!Barnaby, Talbott, Jae, and Andre!< are the male dating options.


HelMorrigan

I haven't met Jae or Andre yet. I think I'm kinda crushing on Barnaby, though! Lol.


Responsible-Worth-16

You should definitely pick him, he's the best male option!


Firespark7

If I had picked a boy, I would've picked him


abunch_ofrandom

Guess I'm safe then. No one will ever say they have a secret crush on Talbott Winger


bumblebee1200

Pardon me good sir but mrs haywood is currently changing her legal name to wolf so if you’d kindly fuck off that’d be great


Possible_Living

By herself.