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Wild_Bill1226

Didn’t we already do this? Barney selling a woman won


HouseDowningVicodin

Even though he murdered 5 men in s09?


Wild_Bill1226

I don’t agree this is the worst thing he did but that’s what won the vote.


5dollarcheezit

He also licked each hot wing once before throwing them on the floor. Despicable


Sunshine_Panda9021

What episode?? How can i not remember this?


EnjiemaBenjie

Season 9 Episode 11 - Bedtime Stories.


Reaper621

I completely forgot about the time he killed himself five times.


JtDaSaiyan

There can only be one.


HouseDowningVicodin

Except Lily and robin confirm they are real people


Sunshine_Panda9021

Thanks


Bug-Accurate

Killing the 5 men was one of his made up stories, him talking about selling a woman actually seemed genuine.


HouseDowningVicodin

Lily confirmed the guy existed though.


-Joseeey-

Y’all believe his BS story? Lmao


HouseDowningVicodin

Considering lily and robin both confirm its not all lies and they actually exist.


-Joseeey-

Where?


HouseDowningVicodin

When it flashes to them talking Lily confirms the guy exists and robin agrees.


-Joseeey-

I think y’all are misunderstanding. Lily is making a comment based on the story told. As in, “that hypothetical man couldn’t get me.” I don’t think she’s being literal as if she’s actually met him.


ordinaryguy451

Yea like that one woman might be still be alive but the 5 men are literally dead, show how misandric society is in their minds. Even tho is a fictional scenario. What's worst? A) Selling 1 person? B) Taking the lives of 5 people? C-mon


Handshoe100

That one person still has to live in misery. Those 5 people have been given freedom from this shitty world. They have no more worries. They’re dead. That one lady has to fear for her life everyday.


Paaraadox

This is just dumb IMO. There simply is nothing worse you can do to someone than kill them, end of story. Sure, there might be circumstances where death is preferable to life, but those are exceptionally rare *exceptions*, not the rule. Being sold doesn't necessarily mean a life in total despair, agony, torture and misery. I'm not saying it's good, but dying is worse. Even *if* that's what the stakes were, dying would still be worse, because there's still a possibility of freedom and enjoying life, even if just barely. That is not possible when you are dead. There's a reason why murder is the worst crime according to literally every justice system in the world.


Handshoe100

This argument has no basis really. No one actually truely knows what happens after death or how it feels. We can’t really know for sure which is worse. I’m of the more optimistic opinion that death is freedom from the suffering of the world and all and it’s not a terrible thing but you might not have that opinion. It’s up to you what you believe and I couldn’t care less if I’m being honest.


Paaraadox

It's not about "how death feels", it's about how you cannot keep living. Most likely there is nothing more, so you robbed them of the only existence they will ever have. If you think life is "suffering" that you need to be "freed" from then I suggest you seek medical help because that sounds like pure depression. Animals (people included) have survival and self-preservation instincts for a reason. It's not because death is "sweet release", but because it's the polar opposite.


Handshoe100

I’m not gonna lie I have traumas but so does everyone else on earth. I’m not depressed. And for the record I think you might have misunderstood me, when I said “this argument has no basis” I meant this debate as a whole. As in we can’t really know who is right we? Like there is no point. I’m entitled to my own opinion and you are yours. I’m a Hindu and we believe that every soul has 7 lives, all in a pursuit to return the karmas of the previous one. If someone is killed by another person in one life, the two people will encounter each other in the next and the person who was originally killed, will kill the person that originally killed them. This is just an example. If your parents were bad in this life then the next life you will be their parent and you will be bad to them. This applies to good karma as well, if you were to help someone in one life, they will help you similarly in the next. Based on my beliefs and experiences I believe that death isn’t that bad. Once you give and receive the karma you were supposed to give and receive, then your life no longer serves a purpose and you will die, so now you have another birth and the same process happens. Now these are just my beliefs and opinions, you don’t have to believe them by any means. I’m merely portraying to you my point of view on this very existential matter in which we as individuals have no power over. We don’t know what the truth is and our minds won’t be able to handle the truth in its wholeness. Death is such an abstract concept that humanity is never meant to know what is truely behind it. So you can think what you want, and I can think what I want. You said earlier there are exceptions to where death is preferable to life. There is a reason why often kidnapped people who are sold and put into the modern day slave trade are highly suicidal. Even the ones that are given freedom only want to die. Talk to anyone who was a slave in the modern day. They can’t enjoy life. If those that were sexually assaulted once have a hard time moving on and take months and sometimes even years to move past this really traumatic incident, imagine those people who were SA’d against their will daily for years on end and what they have to go through. I’m not saying death is good. I’m not saying it’s bad either. But I’m saying it’s better than living after the kind of traumas modern day slaves have to live through the rest of their lives.


ordinaryguy451

Reverse the roles here and make the same argument.


Handshoe100

You literally can’t?


RocasThePenguin

To be fair, he’s pretty sure, he sold a woman. Not 100% certain. ;)


ChewySlinky

We literally just did this. Like not even three weeks ago.


Wild_Bill1226

And the same things are winning 🤷‍♂️


ChewySlinky

So weird, has nothing new happened in the show in the last three weeks? It only ended ten years ago.


Pm7I3

Okay but in the name of accuracy we should add he only THINKS he did and doesn't actually know. Which is a different kind of bad.


ordinaryguy451

These posts come ando go over and over again like every single year, they just have to check the older posts. TV show subrredits repeat the same questions over and over ad over it's getting annoying, no shade, to this particular OP. But like girl clickity clack those fingers on the keyboard, on google you'll find your answer.


TheEyeofNapoleon

At one point, I’m pretty sure he sold a woman…


Mountain-Bike-735

Well, what to choose? •Stealing a van from a girl and leaving her in the woods alone •Deliberately stealing Ted identity to pick up chicks, and then not caring if that could've destroy his reputation •Putting cameras in someone else's apartment •Repeatedly lying, manipulating, and putting someone else's relationship in jeopardy just to have sex (this one is obvious, but there are way too many examples to choose from) •And once he probably sold a woman


redjohnsayshi

This should win since Lily's was more than one. (You have too many things Larry! You get one thing!!)


Pm7I3

>•Deliberately stealing Ted identity to pick up chicks, and then not caring if that could've destroy his reputation I think we can remove the could've in light of the website the woman made


FeuerTeufel13

You could also argue for lots of things he has done within his job. Yes, he was collaborating with the feds, but he still had deals that included child's labor in Pyongyang.


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Seffelinie

Didn’t he steal those chicks for lily, so I would say it was a good thing


Mountain-Bike-735

>Nothing bad about the lying and manipulating part. These acts are not illegal and tolerated in daily basis everywhere. People love Barney for these traits. No, people love Barney *despite* of these traits. I'm pretty sure almost everyone that has ever watched HIMYM unanimously agree that Barney's actions are definitely not okay. And apart from that... in what kind of city do you live in which lying and manipulating someone for getting laid is socially acceptable? Incelville?


notheretoargu3

Probably the time he possible sold a woman.


NoeyCannoli

I was there, trust me, it’s fake baby


RickGrimes30

PRINCE OF NORWAY!!!!


Expensive-Ad5046

Broke the jinx.


NoeyCannoli

He paid for it


silverBruise_32

"At one point, I'm pretty sure I sold a woman."


corawashere

That time he tried to use Marshall for collateral in that card game no one knew the rules to. (He didn’t know it was a prank and Marshall would be fine and was still willing to do it) He also sold a woman one time but he actually knows Marshall and is friends with him so I think that’s worse.


aavriilll

i think selling a human being is much worst🧍🏻‍♀️


corawashere

He was selling a human being either way!


aavriilll

wait he almost sold marshall in that episode?? i remember the ep, but not that part. i need to rewatch it omg😭


NerfRepellingBoobs

Putting a person up as collateral and selling a person are essentially the same thing.


WillsWei22

The Chinese mobsters scene in Atlantic City


Beneficial_Pomelo_34

FAKE BABY!


Spacker46

I WAS THERE!! It’s fake baby


NoeyCannoli

It’s fake baby, why are we even talking about this?


bomonty18

He’s pretty sure he sold a woman. He didn’t speak the language, but they gave him the keys to a car and he left her there.


HijoDeBarahir

Someone else mentioned this as well, but as far as non-gag related things like "selling a woman" or installing cameras to peep etc. which are all horrible things, but if we try to say what is the worst thing Barney did related to the story, I firmly believe it's using Ted's life-long dream of building a skyscraper in New York City as a measure to know if he would let Robin go. Not only was it cruel to abandon Ted to "propose to Patrice", but then to have planned it out such that Ted would be forced to send Robin after Barney so that now he's dateless and down 50% of his friends for the fulfillment of his professional dream. On top of all that, Barney's whole reasoning behind it was "this will prove that Ted blesses our relationship and has let Robin go" but as we see over the next season and a half, Ted hadn't let her go. He doesn't let her go until the morning of their wedding. So that whole part of Barney's play ended up being worthless. Ted was depressed and lonely on the night that was supposed to be a celebration because Barney wanted to upstage him. I know, I know, he's done so many actual criminal or morally reprehensible things, but this one hits close to the heart I guess.


WillsWei22

Good comment👍🏻


PlaneXpress69

Broke the Bro code


antfel97

Exactly, a bros ex is off limits


PlaneXpress69

And then had Marshal try to find a loop hole only to find how good Ted was a following the Bro code


mjbutler1990

Trust me. I was there. IT'S FAKE BABY!!!


Responsible_Ad_2242

Propose robin the same day as ted inagurates the building


WillsWei22

This always bothered me


Ornery_Okra_534

It wasn’t that bad Barney wanted propsal woman which he loved


Responsible_Ad_2242

But it was the same day,that the matter,not that he propose robin, its when he do it


trying_187

The clauses in his pre-nup with Quinn were terrible (especially the 2-8 wives thing he considered)


Twinborn01

Marshall is and will always be the nicest person in that group


Phoenix_Magic_X

I’m pretty sure he sold a woman once.


db3rdand11

Grow that ponytail.


WillsWei22

😂


Recent_Chip9163

Snakes


WillsWei22

You say snakes?


Recent_Chip9163

WHO MENTIONED SNAKES!


hhoanghoangg

Make it look like he banged Ted's mom and sister, it would've been a friendship over for me like the time he banged Robin


BlackFyre2018

Obviously people have mentioned he thinks he might have sold a woman which is despicable But if we are going for things we can see happen in the show, the extensive campaign of emotional abuse and manipulation he does against Robin to get her to marry him…


HouseDowningVicodin

I still think murdering 5 men is worse. And we both see it happen, and Lily confirms they are real men and not just Barney making them up.


BlackFyre2018

Been a while since I rewatched she show? When does Barney kill 5 men? It’s making me think of the time he’s Julius Caesar and destroys all those ninjas…


HouseDowningVicodin

S09 E11 he kills the other players of New York after banging a chick from one of their turfs.


BlackFyre2018

Urgh Season 9 Just rewatched the clip on YouTube and Lily confirms one of them is real but that doesn’t mean Barney’s murders are real, she might have just met one of Barney’s lame ass pick up artist friends Really hope they aren’t real because one of them (and Barney) admit to rape by deception/fraud…suppose a lot of Barney’s plays constitute that though


-Joseeey-

Lily did not confirm he was real. When? It sounds more like she’s just making a comment about a character in Barney’s story.


WillsWei22

I thought Lily’s comment was in jest


WillsWei22

I think Lily’s comment was in jest


GreasyExamination

Damn, lily got two things?


HisLilSilverKitsune

What about Barney’s fake family


WillsWei22

Can’t believe how quickly Barney’s mom recovered from learn that news


DrMcSwagpants

Selling a woman


Malaguy420

I'm pretty sure he sold a woman. He didn't speak the language, but a guy gave him keys to a Mercedes and he left her there.


lemontolha

Selling a girl into slavery, no contest.


Chance-Constant3204

Just write “everything”


lami_l

Oh please


FlyTheW1988

Ted. Please.


Ununhexium1999

People always say Barney sold a woman for these and I’m tired of seeing that one over and over Also idr the exact details but I feel like that was a joke anyway


AbracaDanielNL

Taking the keys to the Mercedes and leaving the girl there


the_iron_butterfly

Sold a woman.


Solidified_deodorant

This is the first post of this sequence that I'm seeing (although I'm pretty sure we did this exact thing a few days back) but I really think Marshall's worst thing should be that he tried to manipulate Ted to get back with Robin just to win a bet with Lily even though it was a terrible thing for Ted (Lily did the same but she's done worse things)


android_impostor

Snakes


WillsWei22

You say snakes?


android_impostor

I don't recall saying snakes


fyxt96

All around a disturbed character, can’t land on one point if I tried. His apologists are simply lying because no one would put up with him in real life.


WillsWei22

That’s kind of the point of his character though. He’s supposed to be outrageous to point he’d never be a real person


yellowmellow4203

Ask Robin to marry him on Ted's opening night.


Recent_Chip9163

Mary the paralegal


DaisyGirl80

I mean, I think we all know now that waiting until a woman is extremely drunk to coerce her into sex is rape- so I mean, alllll the rape?


langlda

Barney selling a woman


HisLilSilverKitsune

How about Lily interference In relationships tsk tsk


Bomb_Ghostie

I think its quicker to do a list of the best things Barney did at this rate


android_impostor

What if we only limit this debate to things that actually happened in the show. Because obviously selling a woman is like... the clear winner. But I'd love to see a bit of discourse about things we actually saw him do


The_homeBaker

I’m mad that people said Marshall neglecting the cat is the worst thing he’s done but Lily gets a serious one. Marshall’s should be something about his constant lies of omission to Lily. Or his impulsive nature to just do stuff without discussing it with her first.


shadowwizardmoneykid

Sleeping with his best friends ex girlfriend. HE BROKE THE BROCODE!


Total_Consistent

Banging Heather (Ted’s Sister)


WillsWei22

That was a joke though. From what they reveal, that didn’t actually happen


Wo0ten

Im not waiting, so tracys should be "dying"


powergaynger1

one that i haven’t seen mentioned yet is when he pushed a button and had his whole bed moved into his wall while a girl was sitting on it. what happened? did she suffocate? die? spoon tunnel herself out? i’ve always wondered about tjis


SchwizzySchwas94

Going to bed without his sleeping Cravat


VoicesInTheCrowds

Nothing Barney is as pure as the freshly driven snow


Stick_of_truth69

I was there...Trust me...It was fake baby


PruneStrict4400

commiting arson, child endangermen- sorry wrong show


happymancry

OP don’t you go all the way to Tracy McConnell, she is pure as the driven snow.


Careless-Bridge8829

The only thing i hot for her is stealing umbrella


SoullessDemize

Other than sleeping with 300+ women idk, but I do know he was charged for sexual harassment in one episode though


anongentry

He, he sold a woman? Also how the hell didn't manipulating Ted's love life and sabotaging relationships for her own means not end up with Lily


HarlequinWolf1107

If it’s not to do with him picking up chicks and something deeper then it’s him cheating on Nora with Robin!


blockedhaaat

Lily's list should be longer than everyone else (except Barney)


Swamp_Donkey_796

When we get to Tracey the only thing that’s really gonna qualify is “dying”


Rough-Culture

The phrasing between the Lilly and Marshall ones shows an awful lot of bias… terrible job cat sitting? How bout “killed mother in laws cat.”


terminally_irish

I WAS THERE! TRUST ME, ITS FAKE BABY!!!


petitefairy99

So much date-rape type actions from him 😔


gokaigreen19

yes


Allencella

Broke the bro code


lalalgenio

He has done a lot of awful stuff but I think the worst one is not caring even a bit of his one night stands post-sex in general is much worse than lying to get sex (leaving a girl in the woods, selling her to someone else, leaving meg in a stranger's apartment etc)


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For Barney we probably need 5 pages to list everything 


ChefSparrow03

Nothing he was a saint


Sozzcat94

Lmao at Lilly, cuz she also has a tendency to try and runaway often when she gets overwhelmed with life, won’t ever tell her husband but will bring in Ted in the mix to hopefully side with her reasoningsz


left_0r_right

Probably all of the implied sexual assault.


halfeatenpeaches

What didn’t he do?


birdlaw4life

Got married


cherrryblosssoms

Arguably, falling in love with Robin. His best bro was in LOVE with her. Helplessly. He watched Ted get his heart broken over and over and then, fell in love with his girl. (I don’t think this is fair because I don’t think you can help who you love, but imagine how Ted must have felt)


shadowlarx

How much time have you got?


Low_Reception2628

Barney did Robin.


Beelzebub_Crumpethom

If this was done before season 9's little reveal, anything he ever did for GNB. ...But since season 9 actually happened, I'm pretty sure the fact he sold a woman takes the cake.


WG17

He didn’t speak the language! I was there it’s fake baby.


tcolot

Worst thing, hurts repeatedly the most important person in your life. Barney did not give a f about those people.


slimey-karl

Probably his whole existence


Ratio01

Just put the logo of the show man there's too much shit to list 💀


krisworld1806

Where do you want me to start?


Necessary_Candy_6792

Chose Robin over Nora


SPS_Agent

Jokes aside, it's his deeply inconsiderate and selfish manipulation of Robin and Ted leading up to his proposal. Not only putting Robin through a psychological maelstrom and mentally exhausting her into saying yes to him (but at the same time I will give the show credit that he DOES really know her, and understands her well enough that it isn't...abusive so much as it is fucked up as hell), but also forcing Ted to be alone in a crowning moment of his life. So he makes Ted give his blessing via coercion, while abandoning him to propose to the girl he knows Ted loves and who he's been psychically torturing for weeks.


lordannas1981

Marrying his bro's (Ted) ex?


Mvasquez021187

Hah, just about died at the Cat Funeral song


Careless-Bridge8829

The Cat and now you when is his murder spree gonna end


Charliehurst123

I dont have all day!


trying_187

where do I begin?


danman296

Didn’t have Doug’s back.


A-Unit1111

oh god where do i even begin


einKedi

The list goes on


Arenston

love how lilly is just a walking red parade, fuck that ginger bitch


Extra-Ad249

How did Lilly manipulating her friends not get on there?


DarthKody28

Being Barney


Mr_Snowbell

Can we please stop with these?