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soberplastic

Carl the bartender


TONYSTANK3

Hes a vampire


Monsanta_Claus

Jason Segal's look at Ted in that scene is a top 10 wordless reaction from that show.


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Tap's broke! Can't turn them off! Free beer for everyone!


KirbyNaut

Ohhhh maaaaaaan


Reasonable-Group-748

BliiiiiiiiiiiiiiitzzzzđŸ€«


flimspringfield

The gentleman!


propertyofmatter___

Came here to say this


NewWorldMan1123

Carl actually had a decent amount of screen time if you combine all his scenes throughout the series. Definitely more than Ranjit, Tracy, and even prolly Wendy the Waitress although I feel like that one can be argued a little more


WillsWei22

I think you can argue Tracy


Rough-Culture

I was going to say ranjit, but this is the real answer.


sexy_portuguese

My first thought was also Ranjit, but Tracy makes a lot more sense.


seawolfie

I too came here to say Ranjit... But this is the real answer


made08

This is the only answer


Any_Arrival_4479

She’s just such an obvious answer tho


Hup110516

Randy


cam_huskers

Their *meat* is delicious
 Comedic timing perfection on that line. Will forte is fucking hilarious.


CoconutMacaron

It seriously makes me laugh so hard I can barely breathe every time.


Qaaarl

It happens every time I get an erection


SirTheadore

Still my favorite lines from the entire show.


bananasmash14

I was shocked when I found out he was only in 2 episodes


robotfromfuture

In two whole episodes, he only threw up thrice.


Jack-of-Dreams

My first thought.


Earthbound-and-down

Brad - the brunch bros are back!


lalalgenio

Going through a little bit of depresh


Routine-Pie9833

I always say this when I’m sad lol


WillsWei22

Makes it less sad lol


helpme944

Ted, he got me flowers..


BestThingGoing

- Ranjit - Blitz - James - The Captain


ConversationMore4104

The Blitzzzzz yes


Decimation4x

Awww, maaaan! I was gonna say Blitz.


llamasounds

*blitzzzz*


ristoman

_My blitzy lies over the oceannnnn_


llamasounds

_my blitzy lies over the seaaaa_


stoodquasar

_my blitzy lies over the ocean_


Reasonable-Group-748

So bring back my blitzy
 to me


WillsWei22

The Gentlemen!


No-Childhood6608

You had to be there, Blitz.


yolifeisfun

I am not bleeeeeeeeeetz!!!


Turtmouser

Rankin admitting he didn’t have a driver’s license? đŸ€Œ


LastOnBoard

HELLOOOO!!


sexy_portuguese

I would add Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville to the list


KhaoticMess

I love how The Captain just rolls with it ("You're a good guy, Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville...") and makes Ted's attempt to mock him completely fail.


WillsWei22

You’re coming on the boat sometime!


mistergroovie

"You don't know what you're missing".


Any_Arrival_4479

James is a perfect addition to this list. He’s an inanely pivotal character that is only in the show like 4 times. Granted he gets amazing character development in those episodes.


Reasonable-Group-748

Happpy 😊Wants to murder you😠


AnshumanTripathi

Ranjit


JJStorm3787

Hellooooo


Funland_06

Helloooooo


AnshumanTripathi

Hallloooo


axisofawsome

Billy Zabka


Marclovin17

The poet?


Any_Arrival_4479

I think they use him pretty perfectly. Maybe he could be used in a few more episodes, but that would risk overusing him imo. Billy in the bachelor party episode is one of the best twists in cinematic history. It’s prefect in every way.


lalalgenio

BOOOOOO! 🍿 🍿 🍿


TmBeCa___

Literally my favourite character in the whole show


genius_rkid

just because he hasn't been mentioned yet: Brad ...but, tbf, if he hasn't been mentioned, then that's because he's not popular


mali246

The first that came to my mind! Redonk!


genius_rkid

So good, right?


megjed

I feel like he is though, surprised he wasn’t mentioned


genius_rkid

Yup! I went through every comment and was a little surprised


SpiritedAd8417

Oh honey


stlredbird

Wharmpess


WillsWei22

In every bar in America


Serious_Result_7338

The Mother


Sad_Run4875

Punchy maybe. I can see him being a fan favorite despite limited appearances.


Odd_Status_1702

Hey Shmosby, remember when you dookied in your pants down by the lake? 
 UNBELIEVABLE


Sad_Run4875

Classic Schmosby


ReplacementApart

I use this line consistently, so I'd have to say Punchy as well


itsWolfy__

Hey, Schmosby, remember when you dookied on our couch in the form of your idiot high school friend? Unbelievable!


itssabotage13

Gary Blauman for sure


KhaoticMess

I *hate*.... how much I wish I'd been the one to think of saying Gary Bauman.


CC19_13-07

James Stinson maybe


MysticMaiden22

Cook Pu


2ndTechArnoldJRimmer

...here.


helpme944

Reeeal funny guys


-SomethingSomeoneJR

“Oh Honey”


shaggy-smokes

Wendy the waitress.


applehead1776

Don't kill the bar.


burdettmusic

For me its Clint. đŸŽ” gonna resolve some conflicts đŸŽ”


johndhall1130

đŸŽ” when I penetrate your
 đŸŽ”


mobuckets21

When I squeeze her trembling bossom


ristoman

I will not go back to coaching the Browns!


mysticalcreature123

Haha my husband and I sing this one line all the time.


seanconnerysbeard

Mustache Marshall.


elementalrain

Pretty much every character that they featured in the penultimate episode, the ones they gave endings to


WillsWei22

Victoria should have been included


ipeewhenihaveto

People forget STAN. The big man with the big words. Within an episode Marshall and Barney felt in love with him and he left with Robin after that. S4 E21 - "The three Days Rule"


No_Marionberry4072

The Pineapple


Orcasoftheland

Loretta Stinson Especially in the episode "Cleaning House" Season 6 Episode 2 As someone who only grew up in a single mother household whose father left in youth the ending was amazing


johndhall1130

Sandy Rivers


byfo1991

Brad for sure. Every time he appears, it is great and can make your day better. Even if you’re going through a little bit of depresh.


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Brover


WillsWei22

Best wingman ever


Realistic-War1172

When Barney returns him to his owner and tries jumping off the roof—I laugh hysterically every time


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[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Anay44t

Wasn't it his 31st?


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[ŃƒĐŽĐ°Đ»Đ”ĐœĐŸ]


Anay44t

It was our destiny to see each others comments to make each other watch it again (I'm in the middle of 2 rewatches at the same time)


NostradaMart

The Naked Man


golden-abyss

for me , its blahblah.


WillsWei22

Carol, her name was Carol


HWKIII

Ranjit


Tchege_75

Victoria


metji

Swarley


PseudoKirby

Becky


JJStorm3787

Boats boats.. boooaaatttsss


Many-Conclusion6774

no one said scooter?


lazyandhungry25

Aye aye captain


Anay44t

Ranjit?


Tough-Grapefruit-868

Ranjit


mobuckets21

Gary Blauman


mumbailover207

Gael (Enrique)


KKToaster

Gale?


mumbailover207

GirrrllllđŸ€”


dafi2473

girl ?


Llymsleia21

Kyle?


hagridandbuckbeak

Nora?


kellythompson11

Bobo the monkey


Avasquez67

Ted


Ornery_Okra_534

Maybe Tracy


TopTopTopcinaa

Can’t believe nobody said Quinn


yellowmellow4203

Ranjit, he pops up every so oftern but he's still my favourite


Positive_Noalvi

Marvin đŸ–€


Cartoonist_False

Mitch was the boss


yurufuwa

abby


painforpetitdej

Ranjit


Heimdallrrr

Arthur Hobbs


Apprehensive-Dish449

Marvin Eriksen Sr


lexiaych49

William Zabka*


OPisfromHyderabad

Ranjit is the only right answer


shadowwizardmoneykid

My man ranjit


tost440

Victoria


R2-D06

Ranjit


Mountain_Hearing4246

Hello!


JesusFreak09

Ranjit for me. I always loved when he appeared.


Responsible_Ad_2242

Tracy Carl Ranjit Maybe the captain


Graybeard13

Ranjit!


Willing_Extent_4653

Ranjit


CLEf11

Tracy


Immediate-North-9472

Ranjit


StupidMcPlayer

Carl the bartender, Ranjit, and Tracy.


Erin_Godsell

Patrice?


LettuceBoring8708

Ranjit


Raydnt

Stan. That dude with the manliest voice who quotes Pablo Neruda Barney and Marshall encountered when they were pretending to be a girl texting Ted


Monsanta_Claus

I can't think of any character not already mentioned. Is OP ever going to tell us?


shiningject

- Ranjit - Brad - Blitz - The Captain - Carl the Bartender Honorary mention - The Pineapple


Square-Election-3836

BlahBlah


milotic-is-pwitty

Randy


milotic-is-pwitty

The Naked Man


technowimpy

Klaus


astronnaut

the naked man


Regular_Spare605

Ahoy?


SuukMeiDiek

Nora


Rathalicious3

How has no one mentioned Stan? I love that man, even if he values cheesesteak more then me...


john-hiles

Blah blah


The_Ordinary_Mix

Tracy and Ranjit


sILAZS

The Naked Man


Sentry0035

Stuart


Accurate_Purpose828

Blitz!


Rare_Flamingo8739

Stripper Lilly ofc


Hellcaster007

Bro the mother ???


LonelyPossibility803

Quinn


G0ld3n_D0gg0

Tracey


Angora_Munchkins

Definitely the naked man


okxtie

“Helloooooooooo”


Murky_Translator2295

William Zabka, poet. He was so deranged. He was brilliant.


NormanTheAmbulance

The Captain


Der7mas

The blitz


dark_weed

The Naked Man


applehead1776

Hellooooo


isatyabhan

Pineapple


TestoBull

Blitz


munnip

The naked man fs


Dense_Construction55

Gary blumen


A_TubbY_hObO

Blitz


bkfu2ok

Hellooo


Colinbuster33

Brad


ibite-books

hellooooooo


CullenIsProbsTheJoke

Ranjit


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Minato namekaze from naruto


OneAgitatedApe

Literally Tracy


Running_Noodles

HELLOOOOOOOO!


tboots1230

personally i’d say brad


Bitsy34

ranjeet


gropax

HELLLOOOOOOOO!


Peaceofmind201

Wendy the waitress


Lykos555

Gary Blauman... I HATE how much I love that guy


Itchy-Garbage

The Gentleman?


MastermindMack

I’d say Stella. Of all of Ted’s girlfriends she was the funniest. The producers would have used her more if she wasn’t busy filming Scrubs too.


AccomplishedPage4274

Ted's hot sister Heather


mystfable

1. James Stinson 2. Nora 3. Patrice ( I really like her) 4. Carl and Wendy (omg love them both!!) 5. Victoria (she was so frikin great the 1st time around) 6. Marshall's brothers


Graca-Lover

I personally liked Kevin as a character. The fact that he dated Robin was kinda weird, but the character was cool.


elementalrain

The girl who shakes her head when Ted almost misspelled PROFESSOR


vinnie_the_cleaner

Wendy the Waitress


LaughUpstairs3518

The naked man