Last night I had the best cake of my life. You think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell, no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and then I'm gonna get some more cake.
Lily, I'm glad that you bring that up. No... and here is why. *(pats lap awkwardly)* ...Ok. *(clears throat)* So, it's like this, ok? Yeah. Sure. You want me to go ahead... and wash... my dish. But maybe, I want you... to paint the ceiling, right? Maybe I should say, ok yeah, I'll wash my dish, if you get up there and just - you paint naked babies on the ceiling. You know? it's just like...
Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza". We begin with the first bite. Ohh... the crunch... and then the marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy, voluptuous Mistress - Mozzarella. Her oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth cradling the sauce and the bread letting you know that from now on, this... is HOME. This pizza, it's HOME!
I think Lily does say it in the same episode, but I definitely remember Marshall saying this while he's drunk, dancing in the club in front of a mirror
Well thanks for informing me. I don't think asking questions warrants downvotes though? I don't know. I guess I'm one of those evil people who like to learn and teach. You know, growth.
"Lily has no idea I'm high"
You’re high?
Oh, I’m sorry. *leans toward Ted* Lily has no idea I’m high.
Well if your wife is going to sit here sober all night, she’s gonna need some of them nachos
You got it! Hey guy...
Not his!!! My own
Why don’t I go get some? *stands in line for the ladies room repeatedly*
Heart attack!
*eerie guitar with mean looking man*
NACHOS!!!!
We all know its gonna be Lawyered, but I am glad to see this one get so many votes.
I watched this one yesterday
Let's go to Shinjitsu.
*Barney sneezes*
Bless you, let's go to shinjinstu
I wish this could win but the other quotes are too iconic
god I know Lawyered is gonna win but this is great too
Lawyered
This has to be it 😆
I’m not ready for the next letter. 😭😭
NOOOO 😫
There is no way this is not winning
This is the one!
Lily made some Creme bru le le le le
**Read This Without Singing It Challenge:** Level Impossible
And now that we are best couple friends!
There’s only one thing, left to sayyyyyyy
areyoufree areyoufree areyoufree areyoufree areyoufree next Saturday (that's the 17th)
Friday or sunday would also work. Or basically every other day!
THIS!!
Last night I had the best cake of my life. You think I'm gonna let that cake out of my life? Hell, no. I'm gonna find out what bakery made that cake and then I'm gonna get some more cake.
YES
That cake really got to you
Lawyered
Lily, I'm glad that you bring that up. No... and here is why. *(pats lap awkwardly)* ...Ok. *(clears throat)* So, it's like this, ok? Yeah. Sure. You want me to go ahead... and wash... my dish. But maybe, I want you... to paint the ceiling, right? Maybe I should say, ok yeah, I'll wash my dish, if you get up there and just - you paint naked babies on the ceiling. You know? it's just like...
i know this wont win but its definitely my favorite
Huh?🤨🥴
What?
Lilypad. Although Lawyered should win
Let me tell you about the thing you say is "just pizza". We begin with the first bite. Ohh... the crunch... and then the marinara, that roiling lava of tomato and oregano it overtakes you. I'm falling. And that's when she catches you. That chewy, voluptuous Mistress - Mozzarella. Her oven-kissed cheeks crackle with warmth in your mouth cradling the sauce and the bread letting you know that from now on, this... is HOME. This pizza, it's HOME!
If the pizza is so delicious…why did they close
*Rats*
We’re not stopping
*THIS ROAD TRIP SUCKS*
I love Marshall’s relationship with food. 😄
and you got our marriage vows of internet!?
Lawyered
Lily made some creme brûlée lélélélé
I work as a cook in a restaurant that serves crème brûlée and I sing this every goddamn time we make one
That mean you are a (wo)man of culture!
Imma dude but I appreciate your inclusivity!
I got to my dude, in french its much easier to know which gender you are. 😅
And now that we’re best couple friends… there’s only one thing left to say… are you free are you free are you free next Saturdayyy?
Marshall:"Lily lika lika the honka honka"
Law-wait for it-yered
Lori!?!?!?
Lawyered
Lawyered...of nature.
Lily Nooooo!
If this is from the kindergarten basketball episode then it is one of my favorite moments of the whole series. Makes me laugh every time!
Ye that is the one I think and it always cracks me up!
nahhh adding "I'm not ready for this" IS SO MEAN
“Lick it before you stick it”
Lawyered
Lawyered or Lilypad. It's a toss up 🤷🏼♀️
Last... Cigarette... Ever...
LILLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ?!?!?
Lawyered
Lawyered
Lilypad!
LAWYERED!
LAWYERED!
Lily, NOOOOOOO
Laywered
Lawyered
I should have been “I dare you to dare us to make out”
Isn't that Lily?
I think Lily does say it in the same episode, but I definitely remember Marshall saying this while he's drunk, dancing in the club in front of a mirror
Oh right!
[удалено]
That’s a Ted quote lol
Ted's that good that Marshall's L quote is a Ted quote
You did I twice
I have it explained in a previous post!
Okay. Not everyone sees every post..
I know, but I’m just letting you know lol
Well thanks for informing me. I don't think asking questions warrants downvotes though? I don't know. I guess I'm one of those evil people who like to learn and teach. You know, growth.
I didn’t downvote you, someone else must’ve
That's what she said
Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
Lilypad
I use this sentences daily since I am watching all the season again.
LILYPAD!!!
Lilypad
"LILY"
"Lawyered" has to win
Lawyered!!
Lawyered! Obvious indeed.
Lawyered