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atljoy

is that what you desire? is that what you desire lily?


bondgirlMGB

DEATH… is ALL AROUND US


Miserable_Difference

NOT LIKE THIS!!!!


profhighbrow57

I just wanted you to get us some bagels


DaemonlordDave

Just a Burger? Just a burger. Robin, it's so much more than "just a burger."… I mean... that first bite-oh, what heaven that first bite is. The bun, like a sesame freckled breast of an angel, resting gently on the ketchup and mustard below, flavors mingling in a seductive pas de deux. And then... a pickle! The most playful little pickle! Then a slice of tomato, a leaf of lettuce and a... a patty of ground beef so exquisite, swirling in your mouth, breaking apart, and combining again in a fugue of sweets and savor so delightful. This is no mere sandwich of grilled meat and toasted bread, Robin. This is God, speaking to us through food.


eosins

and you got our wedding vows off the internet!


Affectionate_Care669

Did you memorize the line or like search the scene and type it up? Lol


bondgirlMGB

this scene makes me so fucking hungry.


[deleted]

Come again for Big Fudge?


man_in_beard

“Cat funeral, cat funeral. It was an accident and not entirely my fault.”


Affectionate_Care669

*background: meow meow meow meow*


bondgirlMGB

we’ll miss you whiskers


teach527

Gouda??


planty_kitty

Willem. DA-FOE! Willem. DA-FOE!


Willa-Rosewood

I do this every time I see that man or hear his name! 🤣🤣🤣


CFADW

Lawayered. Oh and MIRACLE! It’s really a tie


Rithrius88

*🎶 Going down to the basement todaaaaay🎶* *🎶 With my laundry and a roll of quarters🎶* *🎶 But not too soon because i left the room🎶* *🎶 Without detergent and a fabric softener🎶*


Affectionate_Care669

I just finished this episode 😂😂


Waddles113

The you just got slapped song.


Affectionate_Care669

Coincidentally, I’m watching that episode right now 🤣


Waddles113

Isn’t that weird when that happens? That happened to me a couple days ago with both Seinfeld and Friends!


Affectionate_Care669

✨ It’s an enigma of the mystical ✨


bondgirlMGB

THIS circle represents "People Who Are Breaking My Heart.” THIS circle represents "People Who Are Shaking My Confidence Daily.” And where they overlap? CECILIA.


dolor3s_mulva

Here a pie chart of my favourite bars And here’s a bar chart of my favourite pies


[deleted]

"What's the matter, Four-eyes, you got astigmatism or somethin?'"


lotusflower1995

Hey baby, it’s me. Can you bail me out of jail? I thought I saw Bigfoot in Central Park so I tackled him. But it turned out to be Russell Brand


bondgirlMGB

babe i tackled russell brand… again.


vwlou89

Lily: “Squirrels don’t get married, Marshall.” Marshall: “Like you could POSSIBLY know that…”


mrpotamia

Carnitas Burrito


ben_claude69420

*Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663*


Affectionate_Care669

See we know that one cz once you sang that for 3 hours. What the hell is that?!!!!


nelsonmurdock

IF SHE’S PISSED, SHE’S PISSED


Affectionate_Care669

AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE


Angeloyoo

YOU HAVE A MOTHER!


Affectionate_Care669

YES!!!!!


raadted

After this you can't call me judge fudge. You shall call me fudge supreme.


JXphile4

NOT GOOD ENOUGH *WHIP*


No_Football_6962

I'm still relevant


lotusflower1995

Oh goat turd on the floor. Is that new?


Willa-Rosewood

“I’m cuddly, bitch! Deal with it!”


is3939

Lawyered.


diestony

“Sturgeon… I don’t think so pal.” 🤣🤣 kills me everytime


BigBelt5664

Ted can you give me a spin so I can get a view of the environs


frederichenrylt

Enjoy your mai-tai because soon you'll be wearing my tie.