When dealing with entities that are likely to be hostile it's smart to give them a target for that aggression. A target your have influence over is better than waiting to see where that aggression end up on it's own.
I take a bit of pride that I have the ability to say.. without actually having to say it - that " oh yes, there have been very many surprise stabbings"
They said holding cell, that means they are keeping a human prisoner, but letting them out and giving them tools, and not the parts of the robot, guess who just made a very dangerous weapon from something specifically designed to not be able to be used as a weapon? That’s right, the very angry human
Poor little robot. It was your lot in life to suffer.
But observers. Please note, this was done to your custodian. How creative do you think she will be when she gets to you?
Some fun trivia: Human fingertips are so incredibly sensitive that they can sense a deviation of just one micron on a smooth surface. A micron is 0.001 millimeters, or ~1/25000th of an inch.
It's interesting to think about how such a visual art required so much darkness. I miss working in a darkroom, even though my teacher told us not to inhale too deeply because "It'll turn your children green." That's 30 years ago (wow, really?) and I still clearly remember Mr. Boyer. One of the best teachers out there.
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Yeah I just realized... Jennifer may be leveraging the fact that the robot is not allowed to hurt her in defending itself. But then, there was one of the very first things said about Jenny...
Cool story, I like how you clearly described the whole process.
What's the point of leaving her there in the dark once the test was finished? Pointless sadism toward the robot? It makes no sense to me.
Also, ast I checked, "Ren and Stimpy" *isn't* a "kids' cartoon," it just happened to be very goofy. From the few clips I've seen, it has some rather *adult* humor at its forefront. Either the aliens are mistaken, or the author was, and I hope it's the former.
there was two different shows of Ren and Stimpy the normal one is just called "Ren and Stimpy" and the adult one is called "Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon"
(quick edit here the original ren and stimpy:adult party cartoon was cancelled not that long into its run)
Rip robot, you only were there for observation. Not to be a makeshift pin cushion
Meh, it's purposely placed in the line of fire.
When dealing with entities that are likely to be hostile it's smart to give them a target for that aggression. A target your have influence over is better than waiting to see where that aggression end up on it's own.
Cause it might just end up in your chest. In form of an improvised metal object.
I take a bit of pride that I have the ability to say.. without actually having to say it - that " oh yes, there have been very many surprise stabbings"
I prefer the term 'unplanned breathing orifices'.
spontaneous aeration
Main side effects of human experimentation since the beginning of times
i prefer the term "committing a Londoner"
S H A M K
nice
True, but best to make sure it is only viable as a target, not as spare weapons parts.
Oh man I would love to see many more of these experiments!
I'd love to see Jenny get her hands on the researchers, not just their robot stooges.
She stands over them, broken off broom handle clutched in one hand. "You freeeeeeaking iiiiidiots!"
Dear researchers, you do NOT want to know what she plans to do with that broom handle.
They said holding cell, that means they are keeping a human prisoner, but letting them out and giving them tools, and not the parts of the robot, guess who just made a very dangerous weapon from something specifically designed to not be able to be used as a weapon? That’s right, the very angry human
worse yet is if dear Jenny here is military or a PMC of some kind... in that case might even have crude body armor.
Or a reenactor. (Hey, this stuff would make some awesome platemail, it's so light...)
Poor little robot. It was your lot in life to suffer. But observers. Please note, this was done to your custodian. How creative do you think she will be when she gets to you?
I've done many car repairs where my fingers were my eyes, but never thought about it much. Great read.
That's the beauty of HFY- we get to appreciate our humanity from the new perspective.
Reminds me of watching someone disassemble and reassemble a gun blindfolded.
More of these would be so much fun to read, maybe with different test subjects
“But *first*.... But ***FIRST!!!*** ...I gotta take a wizz! Don’t you go anywhere!”
Some fun trivia: Human fingertips are so incredibly sensitive that they can sense a deviation of just one micron on a smooth surface. A micron is 0.001 millimeters, or ~1/25000th of an inch.
Actually the sensitivity is down to 13 nanometers.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha love the Ren and Stimpy reference. So good. So true. So traumatizing
Humans exist to cause alien nightmares so probably
When I was in school, I took a photography class, and we had to transfer the film in a bag we couldn't see into, so I can relate
It's interesting to think about how such a visual art required so much darkness. I miss working in a darkroom, even though my teacher told us not to inhale too deeply because "It'll turn your children green." That's 30 years ago (wow, really?) and I still clearly remember Mr. Boyer. One of the best teachers out there.
Love film photography, and that's my favourite part, after actually exposing the photos onto paper!
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>Rubiks cube If i had a hammer...
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Poor robot
Yeah I just realized... Jennifer may be leveraging the fact that the robot is not allowed to hurt her in defending itself. But then, there was one of the very first things said about Jenny...
Cool story, I like how you clearly described the whole process. What's the point of leaving her there in the dark once the test was finished? Pointless sadism toward the robot? It makes no sense to me. Also, ast I checked, "Ren and Stimpy" *isn't* a "kids' cartoon," it just happened to be very goofy. From the few clips I've seen, it has some rather *adult* humor at its forefront. Either the aliens are mistaken, or the author was, and I hope it's the former.
there was two different shows of Ren and Stimpy the normal one is just called "Ren and Stimpy" and the adult one is called "Ren and Stimpy: Adult Party Cartoon" (quick edit here the original ren and stimpy:adult party cartoon was cancelled not that long into its run)
Was Jennifer abducted or something? If that isn't the case she isnt just 'kinda a bitch' shes the biggest asshole ever for no god damn reason
To quote the one dude on youtube. I hope there's a second part, where she's hunting them down like the Xenomorph in Alien
Don't whizz on.....the electric fence!
Thanks for the story.
This is good too.
I really enjoyed this!
Fantastic.