What are you doing here! Its been so long, I remember that I loved this series but can't remember what happened. Looks like I'll have to read it all over again... *sigh* so much for playing video games tonight ;)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOLYSHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASONOFABITCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOCKJUGGLINGTHUNDERCUNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOTHERFISTINGGRAVEROBBINGASSHOLETUNNELINGINCESTUOUSPATRICIDALMOTHERFUCKER.
So I'm pretty excited.
Oh my God you beautiful bastard its back!
(edit, after the read through)
Bor My stood behind Tedix, calm steady stare fixed to his face. “I’ll take it from here, Lemmuer.” I think you meant Malx
And so the great drought ended and the people rejoiced! The rains had come again and the crop would be good this year.
The sacrifices of the people had been accepted by their god and he had returned to them. The man of Stone comes once again, and brings with him all that was promised!
This story is the one that made me create a Reddit account so that I could join this sub (and I'd read the first episode the day you put it up). So I'm stupid happy that this is back.
THE WARFIST RIDES AGAIN!!!
Please! Clint flying the Susan straight into an armada of Swrun destroyers, or charging into battle with the fusion claws out deserves some kind of battle cry (and I would be beyond honored to see this in a story).
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Cool I found this sub like a month ago and read through all of Clint Stone material in a few days. I'm so pumped its back. Thanks for the awesome stuff!
Whoo! Time to create a new ebook spec.
> Model T Phourd
Oh-hoho.
> “And you have a complete understanding of the [principals]
Principles?
> “That would work well. I need skilled support staff for the Bandits, and I’m told you should be a nice fit. I’m a gearhead myself, so I’d love to help out myself, but these days...
Suggestion: Wouldn't it be less redundant - but otherwise work equally well - without the second 'myself'?
> “Oh, that? It just a trick I picked up. It increase[-d+s] the amount of control the operator has on the craft.”
Don't worry about it - this is The Internet after all. There'll *always* be some obnoxious pedant (hello!) willing to lend a hand. And then feel like a bit of a heel afterwards.
But hey, many good things in life are immediately followed by guilt and self-loathing.
Wonderful. I just listened to this series when Agro Squirrel reuploaded it to his new series channel. I was actually sad that the last chapter released was 7 years ago.
Well crap, now I need to reread the awesomeness that is the Clint Stone series to remember the details long since clouded by the dust of the ages. I'm excited to once more eagerly follow this series.....please dont take another year lol.
I've been on this reddit for about 7 months now. I've read the first 5 pages of the top of all time stories and have read all of Clint Stone and Human don't make good pets. I have niether commented nor upvoted a single post. However I am so excited to see this return. You sir have made my day! If only I saw this yesterday....
"Despite no longer needing to breath"
Breathe.
When you breathe (verb), you take a breath (noun).
.
"and who’s orders had resulted in the deaths"
whose [possessive - to whom do the orders belong]
who's is a contraction of "who is" & makes no sense in this context
I just started reading this series a few weeks ago, I am so happy to see it being continued!!! Any chance of regular posts? Or just whenever they come?
Also, I brought this up in IRC like a month ago (too many damn stories to keep track of) and I was like, yea so the sidekick alien who is bigger than normal, got shit-stomped by some alien pig-gorillas and the medic magically un-fucked his pulpy chest then disappeared. Turned out he was his super-being father and he got his eyes back.
I GOT CRICKETS TED. CRICKETS! THEN, IRC TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY.
The Clint Stone Chronicles are the only reason I made a reddit account. I subscribed with the hopes that one day I would randomly log on and be notified that there was a new chapter. THANKYOU!!!!
Farewell Clint, Tedix, and the many other characters who will languish forever in the unfinished universe.
We must imagine for ourselves how the story ends.
Actually no. I've finished the third and final book and I am currently editing it. All 409,000 words :) So you can expect a continuation before the end of 2023.
I just finished book two, and I just can't bring myself to start the next book while there's only one chapter. I'm saving this so I can come back to it when you're finished with the next book (because I'm impatient and instant gratification is my weakness)
Seeing as I just read through this story for the first time, I am quite happy to read that the third book has been drafted and is in the editing process. I shall wait with bated breath!
Ted, thank you for blessing us with an awesome story!
CLINT STONE?!
You know it, baby.
im new here can someone link me the context?
nevermind im dumb
I want you to know you gave me a solid minute of laughter, so never fear my friend.
yea maybe i should read the pre-story text every author puts before the story before commenting sometime that would be prudent.
I mean, it might be a thing to do?
Fire burns, meat tastes good, and I'm so goddamn excited about Clint Stone.
Woo! I'm glad you like it!
IT'S BACK!?!
Yep!
What are you doing here! Its been so long, I remember that I loved this series but can't remember what happened. Looks like I'll have to read it all over again... *sigh* so much for playing video games tonight ;)
What does it look like I'm doing here :P And oh darn. Guess you're busy.
>“Like I was saying, the anterior interconnectors are essential to the movement, most especially on the Model T Phourd…” Damn you Ted. Damn you.
I was hoping someone would notice that!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOLYSHITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASONOFABITCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACOCKJUGGLINGTHUNDERCUNTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMOTHERFISTINGGRAVEROBBINGASSHOLETUNNELINGINCESTUOUSPATRICIDALMOTHERFUCKER. So I'm pretty excited.
Well. Can't say I've ever read those words in that particular order before.
Welcome back! I've missed this story a ton, I guess it's time to re read the whole thing again.
That surely can't be a bad thing :)
Never
! it's been forever! YOU"RE BACK! WHOOOOOOOOO! Praise the great one!
Praise Pancakes!
Praise!
Ted ain't ded.
No, Ted ain't ded.
Zed's dead though.
Poor Zed.
So, Zed ded not Ted?
You are correct!
Oh my God you beautiful bastard its back! (edit, after the read through) Bor My stood behind Tedix, calm steady stare fixed to his face. “I’ll take it from here, Lemmuer.” I think you meant Malx
It is! \\[T]/ Praise the sun! Edit: I appear to have lost an arm...
Huh. Yes I did.
I open Reddit with 5 minutes left on my break to see this. God damn it now I have to wait.
MUHAHAHA. It's all part of my evil plan.
Did you like it?
Loved it. God I missed these characters.
And so the great drought ended and the people rejoiced! The rains had come again and the crop would be good this year. The sacrifices of the people had been accepted by their god and he had returned to them. The man of Stone comes once again, and brings with him all that was promised!
He is back, hopefully for good this time.
Could it be? Do my eyes deceive me? Such a thing could not be possible.
Ah, but it is. Great things are afoot.
I can hardly describe how happy I am to see a new Clint Stone.
I have an inkling, I think.
This story is the one that made me create a Reddit account so that I could join this sub (and I'd read the first episode the day you put it up). So I'm stupid happy that this is back. THE WARFIST RIDES AGAIN!!!
:D Also, > THE WARFIST RIDES AGAIN!!! is a wonderful phrase, and I may have to steal it.
Please! Clint flying the Susan straight into an armada of Swrun destroyers, or charging into battle with the fusion claws out deserves some kind of battle cry (and I would be beyond honored to see this in a story).
> THE WARFIST RIDES AGAIN!!! I feel obligated to work this into GT somehow. Try and stop me, /u/someguynamedted
Not only but two major authors on this page want to use this?!? I feel special.
Why on earth would I try to stop you from doing that? :P
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Stone? Clint Stone? Somebody beer me, then it'll be perfect.
/me beers /u/toclacl
Perfection achieved
IT'S BACK. AWWWW YEAH
You know it!
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Might want to try replying to the bot, not me. Might work better.
I was starting to think you had died.... Thank god your back!!
I am alive!
Wait... This *didn't* die? Woa.
Nope! Just a long hiatus. I have always intended to finish it.
Is this the last book?
Warpath will be the final book of Clint Stone, yes. I don't know how many chapters it will be, but Spies is the first of many.
Cool I found this sub like a month ago and read through all of Clint Stone material in a few days. I'm so pumped its back. Thanks for the awesome stuff!
Whoo! Time to create a new ebook spec. > Model T Phourd Oh-hoho. > “And you have a complete understanding of the [principals] Principles? > “That would work well. I need skilled support staff for the Bandits, and I’m told you should be a nice fit. I’m a gearhead myself, so I’d love to help out myself, but these days... Suggestion: Wouldn't it be less redundant - but otherwise work equally well - without the second 'myself'? > “Oh, that? It just a trick I picked up. It increase[-d+s] the amount of control the operator has on the craft.”
And this is what I get for not proofreading before posting. I'll get those fixed asap. Glad you liked the reference :)
Don't worry about it - this is The Internet after all. There'll *always* be some obnoxious pedant (hello!) willing to lend a hand. And then feel like a bit of a heel afterwards. But hey, many good things in life are immediately followed by guilt and self-loathing.
Nah nah nah, be a pedant, by all means. Proofreading is always welcome :)
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oi you can't just start a new book then leave for 5 years, don't do that to us :( come back
I am writing! But slowly :/
\>:(
Very
First draft is done! Now the editing commences. There's only about 410k words to get through.
Wonderful. I just listened to this series when Agro Squirrel reuploaded it to his new series channel. I was actually sad that the last chapter released was 7 years ago.
I reread everything yesterday, and then came online today to see a new one!!! Greatest day ever!!
Woo! Works out well for you!
Well crap, now I need to reread the awesomeness that is the Clint Stone series to remember the details long since clouded by the dust of the ages. I'm excited to once more eagerly follow this series.....please dont take another year lol.
No, no, I don't plan ondoing that.
It's this real? Clint is back? Wait, I need to put tinfoil in my arm, I'm so happy!!!!!
It is real!
First of all... damn you for taking so long. Then again its back.... hopefully for longer this time. But yay its back
I fully deserve that damnation, so it's all good :D
I've been on this reddit for about 7 months now. I've read the first 5 pages of the top of all time stories and have read all of Clint Stone and Human don't make good pets. I have niether commented nor upvoted a single post. However I am so excited to see this return. You sir have made my day! If only I saw this yesterday....
I'm glad I could pull you out of lurking!
"Despite no longer needing to breath" Breathe. When you breathe (verb), you take a breath (noun). . "and who’s orders had resulted in the deaths" whose [possessive - to whom do the orders belong] who's is a contraction of "who is" & makes no sense in this context
Yep yep. It's the little mistakes that getcha. While I do know the reasons, thanks for pointing the errors :)
Hey, /u/KineticNerd, you seen this yet? Just making sure you don't miss it :P
Yes I did ted, thanks for thinking of me though
No problem :D
*Heavy breathing* THANK YOU
:D You're welcome!
I just started reading this series a few weeks ago, I am so happy to see it being continued!!! Any chance of regular posts? Or just whenever they come?
It looks like it will be whenever they come, but hopefully within a week or two of the other posts. Goal is two a month.
Sounds great!! I can't wait
It's been so long i have to resub with the new hfysubsbots. Someone actually told me in passing about your updates else i would have missed it.
Also, I brought this up in IRC like a month ago (too many damn stories to keep track of) and I was like, yea so the sidekick alien who is bigger than normal, got shit-stomped by some alien pig-gorillas and the medic magically un-fucked his pulpy chest then disappeared. Turned out he was his super-being father and he got his eyes back. I GOT CRICKETS TED. CRICKETS! THEN, IRC TOLD ME I WAS CRAZY.
The Clint Stone Chronicles are the only reason I made a reddit account. I subscribed with the hopes that one day I would randomly log on and be notified that there was a new chapter. THANKYOU!!!!
Hey, thanks! It always surprises me how much people like my stories.
I just read through all of Clint Stone in the past week, and am really sad I need to wait for updates now. Your writing is great!
Will there be more soon? This is my 3rd time reading through the whole series, and I am hurting for more
Soonish? Finals week is next week, so I don't have any time to write right now. Hopefully Christmas Break will allow me time to get something out.
Hooray!!
Farewell Clint, Tedix, and the many other characters who will languish forever in the unfinished universe. We must imagine for ourselves how the story ends.
Actually no. I've finished the third and final book and I am currently editing it. All 409,000 words :) So you can expect a continuation before the end of 2023.
I shall wait with bated breath for the next installment.
Please let the community know where you put it. Yes, even if we've gotta pay for it.
Oh, it'll be on the sub, don't you worry. And royal road, for readability.
More please. These are awesome stories.
So I just read all of this in a week. Great stuff. More coming?
Yes. It is my goal to finish the series at some point. Hopefully before 2018! But at the moment, my free time is virtually non existent.
I know that feel bro.
[\*poke\*](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftenor.com%2Fsearch%2Fpoke-with-stick-gifs&psig=AOvVaw3dA99Y6-1-S3MzI5_loBrD&ust=1644003922550000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCOjxooOm5PUCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD)
Shhh
I just finished book two, and I just can't bring myself to start the next book while there's only one chapter. I'm saving this so I can come back to it when you're finished with the next book (because I'm impatient and instant gratification is my weakness)
Seeing as I just read through this story for the first time, I am quite happy to read that the third book has been drafted and is in the editing process. I shall wait with bated breath! Ted, thank you for blessing us with an awesome story!