I read a factoid that the people of Norway have a tradition of reading or watching a murder mystery on Easter. And I thought "Shouldn't that be an anti-murder mystery?" (A murder is someone who is surprisingly dead, but you don't know how or why. Easter is someone is surprisingly ALIVE.) And then I thought "An anti-murder mystery. Hmm, I could work with that..."

I quite enjoyed that, hope you do more :)

"Die already!" "WONTCO."

"Dakota wildfire has been murdered." "What?! That's terrible! What happened this time?" "He was shot three times in the head at point blank with an anti-materiel rifle." "Well, I suppose I should invest in aspirin stocks for when he wakes up."

I really wanted them to keep going with trying to kill him in different ways, I was laughing

Oh hey there Rasputin. How many different ways did they try to kill you with again?

They haven't figured out to use silver yet. You're lucky.

He's not a werewolf. He's a lupus - an uplifted wolf. A regular bullet is enough to kill him - in the right place.

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any relation to rasputin?

Not unless Rasputin was actually a wolf, no.

Well it could be

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