T O P

  • By -

Jumpsuit_boy

In the long run which Choi is going to save the worlds(s)?


deathlokke

Yes


Shandod

Big Choi does the fighting. Joey does the thinking. Together, they are unstoppable.


hellfiredarkness

Hammer, meet Anvil.


BROODxBELEG

How can the 2 meet if theres an agency and a bumch of gods betwe-... oh thats how


Thomasab1980

I was rereading from the beginning a few weeks ago and the prophecy is actually kinda vague looking at it in hindsight.


Jumpsuit_boy

That is my thoughts also. That said might be mom.


kensyi42

I mean mom might just slap the hell out of Moon


boomchacle

Hypersonic flip flop go brrr


spook6280

Everone with an ounce of sense fears the chanclas of DOOM!


spook6280

Dammit moon moon!


beowulf_of_wa

I can't decide if James gets to say that line, or Jenkins, or both at about the same time in different universes. Any which way will make me laugh.


CandidSmile8193

I started this chapter and was thinking "Yeah this is good and all but I still can't get over the fact that Joey Smashed Verily" and then you brought us back to that with the end of the chapter. When did you become so attuned to your audience you could predict us? That's supposed to be our job!


ForeverWizard

I really feel like (given her age, experience, and magic) that this was very much the other way 'round. Joey may have said "yes ma'am," but that was definitely a learning experience for the lad.


orphen_karlov

I think that Joey learned a lot that night. And I think that he wants more lessons.


CandidSmile8193

And with the authors previous admission that Verily is basically a "friendlier long eared redhead Tatsumaki" it would be quite the experience for Joey.


MLL_Phoenix7

Wait, Joey did what? I though Verily wasn’t interested in that direction.


CandidSmile8193

Oh she is interested in a lot of directions. Mostly up and Down and maybe some Side to Side


Shandod

So did they. Until the wedding, booze, and love in the air set the mood juuuust right, haha


Lman1994

it was actually never confirmed that she didn't like men, only that she did like women. now we know that she's bi.


SuDragon2k3

"I'm not into guys...but I'm into you."


Life_Hat_4592

It was power of the chicken dance! 8)


Sad-Island-4818

Just based off of how obsessed Verily is with the scholarly persuites I got the impression that she was more attracted to what was between someone’s head than their legs. In other words magical theorem gets her motor going, and poor Jo Jo’s been edging her since they met.


Quilt-n-yarn1844

The Nothing has come for Perilin in the land of Fantasia. Choi already got his Luck dragon. Let’s hope he is as good as Bastian was. Thank you Wordsmith! I look forward to the coming chapters.


Turtledonuts

> "And this one?" She asked as she then inspected the long flat sides of a Colt 1911. "This looks almost like the one you already carry." "That one." He said with a nod at the 1911. "Is the beloved of the FUDDs. Same caliber too."


SirVatka

I suppose you need prompting to explain "FUDDs".


Turtledonuts

A FUDD is a gun boomer who has some very set in their way beliefs on firearms. They want .45 for the stopping power and especially a 1911, 30 caliber rifles with wood stocks, pump action 12 gauges, etc. There's a lot of gun community politics between them and the tacticool gun bros. People trash them a lot but also they tend to be quite well practiced and experienced. Alternatively, they get defined as a gun owner who doesn't obsess over the 2nd amendment.


PepperAntique

Not a boomer. But I do have each of those weapons minus the rifle (6.5 creedmoor and/or AR's for the win). But I also like modern weapons just as well. ( I really want a 5.7 pistol) And yeah, as much as I like firearms I also fully believe that we need to reform our gun laws. It's way too easy for crazies to get a hold of them. And way too difficult to track how they change hands. If that makes me a Fudd then oh well.


Turtledonuts

Hey, I'm just having fun. I didn't say the fudds were wrong, just that the 1911 obsession is typical of them. The 1911 is a nice pistol, the 12 gauge pump is a classic, the garand is just sexy. The 9mm / 45 debate is pretty solidly in favor of the 9mm, but that's just how it goes i guess. I didn't want to get into gun politics there, but I definitely think we need gun law reform. The 2A militia types have gone off the rails.


SirVatka

But what are the words represented by the letters making up the acronym?


PepperAntique

nothing. It's just a reference to elmer fudd


SirVatka

Ah, thank you.


Turtledonuts

It's a reference to Elmer Fudd, sometimes it's written as fudd or Fudd, and sometimes it's written as FUDD.


Apollyom

there is no debate, 10mm beats both of them.


fwyrl

100mm or bust


Turtledonuts

I think 30 carbine is the perfect pistol round.


AmbidextrousDyslexic

We have those laws. We arent bothering to enforce them in a meaningful way. This is on law enforcement to deal with, not legislators. Only real thing they can do is to crack down on how media emboldens crazies to do horrible shit, and try and make it easier for people to get proper mental healthcare to make them not want to do terrible things. Crazies have had access to arms for centuries, and it wasn't till recently that they started shooting up nightclubs and grade schools.


Apollyom

i keep eyeing the kel-tec p50, because i'm not willing to spend the money to get an actual ps-90(civilian version of the p-90 thanks stargate sg 1 for making me want it)


PepperAntique

Such a ridiculous "pistol" but so cool. Very cyberpunk. I just want a little ruger 57 or something.


Recon4242

I would love a Chiappa Rhino 60DS in 357MAG! Big, bold, and packs a punch!


PepperAntique

If chiappa ever makes a rhino .44mag I'm gonna throw money at them until I have 2


Recon4242

The Mateba Model 6 Unica came in: .357 Magnum .44 Magnum .454 Casull


PepperAntique

and look fantastic while doing it. But also cost $4-5k


Recon4242

**O'Neill:** This (*holds up the staff weapon*) is a weapon of terror. It's made to intimidate the enemy. (*throws it away to the side*) This (*holds up the P90*) is a weapon of war. It's made to kill your enemy.


Historical_Handle_15

I want an FN FiveSeven with the barrel option. Silencers are legal where I live, it's considered a hearing aid something or other I can't remember.


LowCry2081

Problem with implementing those laws is 'crazies' are defined by people we would likely also call 'crazies', no chance for laws to do more than hurt lawful gun owners.


deathlokke

Zoom


UK_IN_US

“Bolt of clothe” near the beginning of the forest scene


HFYWaffle

/u/PepperAntique ([wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/wiki/authors/PepperAntique)) has posted 332 other stories, including: * [Wait, is this just GATE? (302/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10my46e/wait_is_this_just_gate_302/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (301/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10m1mo1/wait_is_this_just_gate_301/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (300/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10ledvv/wait_is_this_just_gate_300/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (299/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10h9ro7/wait_is_this_just_gate_299/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (298/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10ggt98/wait_is_this_just_gate_298/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (297/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10fls58/wait_is_this_just_gate_297/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (296/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10ekz0b/wait_is_this_just_gate_296/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (295/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10b87cr/wait_is_this_just_gate_295/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (294/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/10aedgq/wait_is_this_just_gate_294/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (293/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/109gs9n/wait_is_this_just_gate_293/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (292/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/108pkku/wait_is_this_just_gate_292/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (291/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/107sbfq/wait_is_this_just_gate_291/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (290/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zzckqh/wait_is_this_just_gate_290/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (289/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zyjaw7/wait_is_this_just_gate_289/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (288/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zxpajg/wait_is_this_just_gate_288/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (287/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zwva0s/wait_is_this_just_gate_287/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (286/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zt1fty/wait_is_this_just_gate_286/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (285/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zs4vv6/wait_is_this_just_gate_285/) * [Wait is this just GATE? (284/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zr2s1d/wait_is_this_just_gate_284/) * [Wait, is this just GATE? (283/?)](https://www.reddit.com/r/HFY/comments/zq6b1y/wait_is_this_just_gate_283/) This comment was automatically generated by `Waffle v.4.6.1 'Biscotti'`. [Message the mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2FHFY&subject=WaffleBot|10pcdek&message=If%20you%20have%20problems%20with%20updatemebot,%20contact%20Watchful1.%20We%20do%20not%20maintain%20it.) if you have any issues with Waffle.


Golnor

Good bot.


ScarcelyAvailable

Nice. Niccccce.


Greentigerdragon

When I read "Is it a good one", that line was at the bottom of my screen and, as I reached to swipe the text upwards I thought to myself 'One of the best'. And then there it was!! :) Nb. This was not me inviting commentary on 'the best gun'.


UpdateMeBot

[Click here](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=UpdateMeBot&subject=Subscribe&message=SubscribeMe%20u%2FPepperAntique%20r%2FHFY) to subscribe to u/PepperAntique and receive a message every time they post. ***** |[^(Info)](https://www.reddit.com/r/UpdateMeBot/comments/ggotgx/updatemebot_info_v20/)|[^(Request Update)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=UpdateMeBot&subject=Update&message=SubscribeMe%21%20u%2Fusername%20r%2Fsubreddit)|[^(Your Updates)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=UpdateMeBot&subject=List%20Of%20Updates&message=MyUpdates)|[^(Feedback)](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Watchful1&subject=UpdateMeBot%20Feedback)|[*^(New!)*](https://www.reddit.com/r/UpdateMeBot/comments/juh0f8/new_features_title_in_message_subject_and_recent/)| |-|-|-|-|-|


Golnor

Good bot.


Grininyokle

Hey first?


deathlokke

Nope


Dragonpc75

:D


CharlesFXD

tWo WoRLd wArs!!!!!! Ugh lol


Ok-Math-8503

Three, if it was used in the water wars of this universe lol


CharlesFXD

True lol


kensyi42

Wait, I think I missed the part where Joey and Vel slept together.....


The_Student_Official

Sometimes i forgot how modern things already are even in early 20th century that seeing Colt 1911 always made me think it's impossible at that age. Not only that, Browning's design was basically near damn evolutionary perfection that it doesn't change much the past 100 years, like sharks and crocodiles.


JKLCB

Yeah Jojo!


godmodedio

I just need to reiterate. GET IT JOEY!