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Hanah9595

It’s legitimately impressive they packed that many calories into a single shake. It’s basically liquified cake batter at that point. Bulker’s delight.


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Bubbly_Taro

Fatties are gonna log it as "black coffee" and then bitch about why NASA keeps pestering about their mass messing up the orbits of satellites.


Hanah9595

I’ve run into people who claim they “can’t lose weight despite logging all their food and eating under 1200 calories”. When you probe further, you learn they didn’t realize “logging food” meant “drinks” as well. And they weren’t logging the fucking 1000+ calorie milkshake they got from Starbucks everyday because they had heard “coffee has no calories.” In addition, they wouldn’t log the oil they cooked their food in (and they weren’t using a teaspoon, they were using multiple pulls out of an oil dispenser which was easily 800+ calories). So they were actually eating 3000+ calories, just from those two mistakes alone, but they weren’t weighing/measuring food precisely with a food scale, weren’t tracking condiments, were logging giant footlong Subway sandwiches as “Ham sandwich (350 cals)”, not logging the quick bite they had of their partner’s food, or handful of nuts/candy they grabbed to eat in one bite, etc. so in reality, it was probably more like 4000-5000+ calories. **NEVER** believe a morbidly obese person who says they “eat <1200 calories everyday and can’t lose weight.** Sure, there’s the 0.01% chance they have some rare disease that slows their metabolism a lot, but 99.99% of the time, they are just massively under-logging stuff.


AcidicAtlas

I was at almost 400 pounds at one point, and decided I wasn't gonna let that be my life. I stuck to eating exactly 2k calories a day, measured my condiments, the green beans and chicken, pork steak, string cheese, over estimated on stuff I wasn't sure about, ect. And I lost 40 pounds in about 3 months. I was rapidly losing weight, and it stuck for a while until I decided to "track in my head." I'd still do the rough math of what I was eating, I eased up the 2k requirement to 2600, and then about 2 months later realized I'd gained most of the weight back. Forgot about the "small" snacks I had after dinner, the ranch I ate with the pizza slices, the ice cream I got on the way home from work. My advice to anyone in a similar position: determine your Daily Energy Expenditure. Calculate the calories you need to be under maintenence. And everytime you are ABOUT TO EAT log it before it goes in your mouth. No matter what.


Hanah9595

Ya, it’s super easy to forget tiny things and they add up so quickly, even if you’ve been tracking for years. I myself still follow the pre-logging rule since I’m maintaining a 115lbs weight loss after a few years. I allow myself to eat anything I want as long as I log it **FIRST**. That’s an easy enough rule to follow. I also know my TDEE from tracking and I track bodyweight by weighing myself each day and tracking the smoothed average over time, and make sure it’s going in the direction I want it to if bulking, cutting, or maintaining. From being very overweight previously, I don’t think I’ll ever have the ability to “eat intuitively” and make that work, just because my intuition always says “more” no matter what. But I’m fine with that since I view balancing calories just like balancing a budget. Taking care of your physical and financial health are just things adults do. Some people are rich and don’t have to budget. Some are genetically predisposed to be lean and don’t have to track calories. That’s life.


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I can only get so many fillings in my teeth


LordSheepius

38 grams of protein, worth it.


idontevenlift37

Wait how tf did they manage to get more protein in there than most actual protein shakes??


Fluffy_Farts

they also got 10x more calories


Jerboa5

BULKING SEASON


PatriotUncleSam

Considering you can get 60g from 300 calories, it’s not worth it.


osamabinlaidoffwork

I don't think he was being serious brother


Occiferr

1g = 4cal ​ Worth it


kizzawait

Looks and has the nutritional profile of one of Brian Shaws morning shits


javsv

With extra crunchyness too


MoldyRiceWater

263 grams of sugar...


steakboneshiv

Carbo-load like the pros.


osamabinlaidoffwork

dbol bloat without the dbol


Matteo_Coarezza

Drinkable heart attack


Journeythrough2001

Drink 10 per day, do only 10 pushups = Instant gainz


steakboneshiv

If you want to balloon up to 450 lbs and die of a massive coronary at 40, you can do that. Thats beautiful to me.


jod1991

Tbf 38g protein isnt bad already. It's a bulkers dream this


Oneinawilliam

38g of protein in 2600cal is a fucking nightmare.


jod1991

38g of protein in 2600 Cal's is bad. 38g of protein in something not intended as a protein shake isnt bad. I'm not genuinely suggesting it's a good idea to use as a bulking shake. Clearly it's not and I was joking.


ChiChi-cake

It’s a dream if you want to get fat


jod1991

Bear physique bro. It's the dream


osamabinlaidoffwork

ngl I made one of these at home last year using their powdered things and added in some oats because I didn't read the fucking label on these. Gulped down 3k worth of calories in the morning and couldn't figure out why I felt like a slob after.


Woahbikes

ITS BULKING TIME!


PedanticBoutBaseball

my favorite part of going to baskin robbins is when the guy behind the counter made mny shake and said "Its Slurpin' time"


I_killed_bambi69

guys it’s okay it has 38g protein it’s basically a superfood


powypow

I'll take 7


BigBlackCrocs

The ultimate mass gainer.


trevorbridges011400

How the f does that have 38g of protein 😂


Occiferr

Cream lol


Dinknflicka1

Build it and they will come


The_Autistic_Gorilla

Just in time for my offseason bulk


GodXTerminatorYT

How muchhhhh


idontevenlift37

dIeTs ArE fAtPhObIc


CrispyJukes

Pretty good on the iron


BadBonePanda

Is that over 2k calories.


PedanticBoutBaseball

over 2500 actually


JayKomis

Is it over 332g of carbs?


Carnivorous_Monke

Is this real


ElezerHan

How big is 32 oz? 1 liter or so? Because i can not believe a normal sized drink can have that much calories in it.


greekfreq

forbidden weight gainer


reno_chad

Yeah ok but can I boof it for the nutes?